Trunk Hit's HARD

[Krimzon7]

...like KIMBO SLICE! for the uninitiated, this is a line from a popular song from the hood.


Anywho, His next fight is against Mat Mittrione, on what seems to be a solid fight card hailing from Canada on May 8. I love Kimbo, but hate the people he's having to go against. Who would you book him against?

And wouldn't you like to see him at 205? I fucking would. Kimbo at 205, and Kimbo/Brock.

[The Mask]

mittrione? really? the guy was pretty awful. then again kimbo has hardly set the world alight. i guess he's a sideshow fighter or whatever. maybe cro-cop would be a good fight since he's all but done now.

[DrA]

Let me back into the depressed group

[OssMan]

hold on drasea09

[Nark Order]

I feel that Mitrione is a great fight for him, tbh. Obviously there's better guys he could be facing but this is exactly the kind of fight the UFC wants Kimbo to be showcased in. This is going to be a stand-up haymaker battle and somebody is most likely going to get knocked out, unless Mitrione pulls a Houston and circles around the whole time. This will still be a competitive fight as well, Kimbo will need to be mad careful his doesn't get knocked out like Big Baby Marcus did.

I'm all for it. Next I say they let Bonner take a crack at Kimbo.

[Krimzon7]

I was sleepy as all get out last night typing this up. Now that I'm a little rested. Did like the Houston Alexander pairing, just not the fight. Mittrione may just be the opposite. an unsexy name with a highlight KO. Cro Crop would be a great fight for Kimbo, as would tim silvia. I would salivate for a KIMBO/KONGO fight too!

Then I'd like to see him punch his way around 205...wait, too many black belts there...

[Impact!]

Kongo would be way to good for Kimbo...

[Vastardikai]

I wouldn't mind Kimbo vs Machida.

That's because I'm a sadist and I know Machida would destroy Kimbo's arthritic knee.

Or Kimbo vs. Keith Jardine.

Who has stopped an opponent by Leg Kick, and is vulnerable to getting his block knocked off.

Hell, even Kimbo vs. Krystoff.

The Polish Experiment trained with Bad News Brown one time. Kimbo might be a tough guy, but did he ever get in a fight with Andre the Giant and have Andre back down?

[Reavant]

Why not kimbo verse fedor? or Kimbo verse Anderson!?!?!? or Kimbo vs GSP?!?!?! OMFG!!!

[Vastardikai]

I should also at this point state that I am not necessarily the president of the Kimbo Slice fanclub.

Besides, Fedor, Anderson, and GSP are just overkill. The three I suggested he at least has a slight chance in two of them.

[Reavant]

:nono:

[Impact!]

Kimbo would have a slight chance against Jardine (size advantage/suspect chin) but it still isnt a good chance.

[Reavant]

DOOOOOD Kimbo hits SOOOOOOO hard! look at how many KOs he has!.... wait :wtf:

[Krimzon7]

OMG lollz Kimbo hits like a girl now! Ryan Clark reported it himself! Seriously, It's a lyric in a song.....

The idea is that they're not saying that a trunk hits hard like Mirko Cro Crop. KIMbo has crossed over. He made MMA know to the common person just through his legend.

[Reavant]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Krimzon7]

I DON"T KNOW!

[Mr. JL]

I think Mitrione is going to easily knock Kimbo out. And I like Kimbo.

[Krimzon7]

Holy shit. Seriously? that would suck a donkey's dick

[Impact!]

Mitrione should be able to beat him as long as his head is in the game.