Nicolas Cage Is The Most Unattractive Leading Male Ever

[Kalyx triaD]

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/07/nicolas-cage-picture-1.jpg

I mean... I like him. He has that white trash charisma that never really left him after "Raising Arizona". But seriously, he looks like somebody's PE coach. I can see him yelling at everybody to head to the locker rooms or some shit. Can't believe he almost got to play Superman. Coach White Trash was gonna play Kal-El. Wow. Cool guy, though.

[McLegend]

He's pretty all around terrible.

With that said I love Con-Air and The Rock.

[Fignuts]

Never understood how people took him seriously as an action hero.

[Jeritron]

The Whole Year Inn

[Buzzkill]

Also the most unlikely action star to ever exist.

[Gonzo]

I can't think of many movies outside of Raising Arizona and Con-Air that I enjoy that he headlines.

[Lock Jaw]

http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

[Jura]

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/cage_bird_head.jpg

[Juan]

http://1416andcounting.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/face_off.jpg

[DaveWadding]

yeah Con-Air and Face/Off are both epic.

[Nervous Ferret]

weird ass actor

[Triple A]

Love him

Does a lot of weird ass movies for all the "shit" ones.

[D Mac]

Cage rules.

[Fignuts]

Cage rules.

Really not surprised.

[Fignuts]

Love him

Does a lot of weird ass movies for all the "shit" ones.

Yeah, he's great in those movies, but as an action star, he's ridiculous.

[D Mac]

Really not surprised.

Better action star then you'll ever be.

[D Mac]

National Treasure movies are good.

[Fignuts]

Hey, James Hetfield sucks cock a lot better than you do, but you don't see me rubbing it in your face.

[Jeritron]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/36724/1077781-fumanchu_super.jpg

[Indifferent Clox]

nicolas cage match

[Penner]

WHO? WHY? WHEREEE?

- fallon as nicholas cage

[Penner]

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[Inadequacy]

Now I really want to see him play a PE coach. In like some sort of dark comedy.

It could be called "The P.E. Coach"

[Kalyx triaD]

Get on a screenplay STAT.

[James Steele]

Nic Cage as Zordon (http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/2010/02/nic-cage-as-zordon.html)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/S4SOLokTCwI/AAAAAAAACUI/PkGSmiHyrsU/s320/MIKEMANNINGzordonBEGINNINGMIDDLEEND.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/S4SOLokTCwI/AAAAAAAACUI/PkGSmiHyrsU/s1600-h/MIKEMANNINGzordonBEGINNINGMIDDLEEND.jpg)

[James Steele]

Nic Cage as Zachary "Zack" Morris, Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Marie Turtle, Samuel "Screech" Powers, Albert Clifford "A.C." Slater Sanchez, Jessica Myrtle Spano, Richard Belding, and Max (http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/2010/02/nic-cage-as-zachary-zack-morris-kelly.html)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/S3xycjVcTDI/AAAAAAAACSo/G-61Y52NSOc/s320/BENEAGLESniccageasthesbtb-gang.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/S3xycjVcTDI/AAAAAAAACSo/G-61Y52NSOc/s1600-h/BENEAGLESniccageasthesbtb-gang.jpg)

[James Steele]

I liked the National Treasure movies. They aren't classics, but they are nice movies.

[El Capitano Gatisto]

I can't think of many movies outside of Raising Arizona and Con-Air that I enjoy that he headlines.

Lord of War? Leaving Las Vegas? Adaption? Matchstick Men? Bringing Out The Dead? The Rock?

That's off the top of my head.

[D Mac]

Lord of War was the goods.

[ct2k]

Leaving Las Vegas is so fucking depressing its untrue, if I were to commit suicide to any movie it would be that.

Good though:y:

[ct2k]

Actually if you add in 8MM, old NC has been in two of the most horribly depressing movies in history, 'mad probs'

[CSL]

Bringing Out The Dead might be more depressing than both of them. Happy chappy.

[Sixx]

http://www.hollywood.com/feature/Top_10_Nicolas_Cage_Hairstyles/5304843

Beautiful list.