Misunderstood Theme Songs

[Lock Jaw]

So, I often have trouble hearing and making out what the lyrics in theme songs. Leading to me not knowing what is said until usually months later I bother to look up the actual lyrics.

Here are a few examples:


Sheamus: "It's a Sheam' for fame (a yeah) That's my name!" (I still don't know what this one actually is. Don't care about Sheamus enough to look up the lyrics)

Kofi Kingston: "SOS! I hear them soldja!! SOS I hear them waaaaaay" (Actual lyrics: I hear them shoutin'. I hear them cryin'")

The Miz: "I CAN'T COMPARE!" (Actual lyrics, "I came to play". This one made me angry because I was wondering why they gave him a theme that shouted he couldn't compare over and over again.)



I know I used to confuse Matt Hardy's theme as well, but I forget what.

Has this ever happened to you?

This has been another Useless Thread brought to you by Lock Jaw, in conjunction with posters like you.

[Xero]

On Kofi's I hear "SOS! Can ya hear me Shelton!?"

[DarKCentaur]

OOOOOH APPLE JUICE!!

[Cool King]

When I saw the name of this thread, I immediately thought of this....

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[Cool King]

Sheamus: "It's a Sheam' for fame (a yeah) That's my name!" (I still don't know what this one actually is. Don't care about Sheamus enough to look up the lyrics)

"It's a shame for they, lost their head."

:)

[Emperor Smeat]

The lyrics to Raw is War during the Attitude Era ("Thorn In Your Eye").

Never could understand the middle part where it sounds like they say "soul of beef" since it never made any sense with the rest of the song. WWE had an episode on one of their Saturday recap shows where they quizzed the wrestlers on the lyrics and nobody got it completely correct.

[CSL]

Kofi Kingston: "SOS! I hear them soldja!! SOS I hear them waaaaaay" (Actual lyrics: I hear them shoutin'. I hear them cryin'")

lol what, no idea how you got that

[AngryMidjit]

www.kissthisguy.com

similar site

[CSL]

I remember being quite proud of myself when I was about 14 for knowing the words to Austin's Disturbed theme after finding it indecipherable (is that even a word?) for a while. Got the lyrics from here too.

[Dorkchop]

I could never understand a single word in Test's theme.

[Road Warrior]

I've never really had a problem figuring out lyrics in theme songs, but then again I speak english.

[Juan]

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I can't understand a word of this theme after the intro.

[CSL]

Pretty sure he mentions Vladimir Kozlov in there

[VSG]

Pretty sure he mentions Vladimir Kozlov in there

I heard that too:- "Get it up, get it up Vladimir Kozlov!"

[Cool King]

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I can't understand a word of this theme after the intro.

Apparently, the lyrics are....

Test, this is a Test, Test, Test, This is a Test

Here we go, bring your name, we can hold peace
Here we go, bring your name on the go
Freakin' pull the line and go, for the high school sock hop
Give it up, cause you and I know
Conceit to fall on parasol
'Cause here we go, we can hold peace

Yo, here we go, bring your name on the go
Bring it, here we go, bring your name on the go
Bring it for (...?), you can go
Here we go, bring your name on the go Freakin'

Test (give it in), this is a Test (here we are again)
Give it in, here we are again
Test (give it in), this is a Test (here we are again)
Give it in, here we are again
Test (give it in), this is a Test (here we are again)
Give it in, this is a Test (here we are again)

(Repeat All But The Intro Until The End)

[Lock Jaw]

Think those lyrics are wrong, they don't mention Vladimir Kozlov.

[VSG]

Give it up, cause you and I know
Conceit to fall on parasol


I suppose this is where I heard the line I put up above! Still think there is a Kozlov in there :nono:

[Mr. Nerfect]

I love ya, Lock Jaw; but you have horrible, horrible hearing.

[Lock Jaw]

I know. :$

[Mr. Nerfect]

At least you have good avatar taste.

[IRodC]

OH YEAAAHH!

I can slap a tomato
I can dry you pussy
When I live for the moment

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm just waiting for the "Stand Back"/"Stay in the back" thing to be brought up...

[Volare]

Dolph's theme had me thinking his theme started with "I am affection."

[glanville6]

For HHH's "My Time" my friend thought "Follow the leader let the blind lead the blind" was "follow the leader let the blind nigga fly."

[RGWhat316]

The opening of Kozlov's sounds like "Yo Pringles chips in bowl".

[Nark Order]

I have strangers in my bed
They talk to me
They give me head
They talk to me
THEY TALK TO ME!!

[Damian Rey]

The opening of Kozlov's sounds like "Yo Pringles chips in bowl".

:rofl:

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

I used to think the beginning of X-Pac's theme was just someone screaming 'X-Paaaacccc', but after months of delusion, my friend looked up the lyrics and found it was 'Make some noise'.


Also, I never understood Test's either, until now of course. But I always thought the line I now know as 'we can hold peace' was something about goat cheese. I have no idea why.

[kareru]

in Sheamus's theme i can't help but hear

"It's a Sheam' for fame......(something) a careless man"

i know its 'callous' but i like the idea of a clumsy wrestler

[Gerard]

Its a shame for fame, lost their head
A careless man who could wind up dead
You wear your sin like its some kind of prize
Too many lies, too many lies

oooooooo ooooooooo

These words are true and i'lll make you believe
oooooooo ooooooooo
Yeah you fight for every trouble just to breath

oooooo ooooooo
And you wear your cowardess well
And i will see you ride it, straight to hell

Its written in your face, in the shadows of my eyes
when the devil comes a callin, it breaks your earthly ties


The land will break and the seas will rise
The wind will rage as it burns up the sky
All you beliefs will be broken and fall
On your final day, when i end it all



Too much free time :o

[Gerard]

I used to think the beginning of X-Pac's theme was just someone screaming 'X-Paaaacccc', but after months of delusion, my friend looked up the lyrics and found it was 'Make some noise'.




Well they were obviously wrong

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Name of the song might be make some noise but that opening obviously says xpac.

[kareru]

Its a shame for fame, lost their head
A careless man who could wind up dead
You wear your sin like its some kind of prize
Too many lies, too many lies

oooooooo ooooooooo

These words are true and i'lll make you believe
oooooooo ooooooooo
Yeah you fight for every trouble just to breath

oooooo ooooooo
And you wear your cowardess well
And i will see you ride it, straight to hell

Its written in your face, in the shadows of my eyes
when the devil comes a callin, it breaks your earthly ties


The land will break and the seas will rise
The wind will rage as it burns up the sky
All you beliefs will be broken and fall
On your final day, when i end it all



Too much free time :o

LMAO

[Cool King]

Its a shame for fame, lost their head
A careless man who could wind up dead
You wear your sin like its some kind of prize
Too many lies, too many lies

oooooooo ooooooooo

These words are true and i'lll make you believe
oooooooo ooooooooo
Yeah you fight for every trouble just to breath

oooooo ooooooo
And you wear your cowardess well
And i will see you ride it, straight to hell

Its written in your face, in the shadows of my eyes
when the devil comes a callin, it breaks your earthly ties


The land will break and the seas will rise
The wind will rage as it burns up the sky
All you beliefs will be broken and fall
On your final day, when i end it all



Too much free time :o

It's a shame for they, lost their head
A careless man who could wind up dead
You wear your sin like it's some kind of prize
Too many lies, too many lies
Oh, oh these words are true, and I'll make you believe
Yeah, ya' fight for air and struggle just to breathe
And you wear your cowardice well
And I will see you ride it straight to Hell!

It's written in your face, the shadows of my eyes
When the devil comes to call you, it breaks your hurting ties

The land will break and the seas will rise
The wind will rage as it burns up the sky
All you believe will be broken and torn
On your final day
When I'll end it all!

Oh, oh these words are true, and I'll make you believe
Yeah, your time is done and now it's time to bleed
And you wear your cowardice well
And I will see you ride it straight to Hell, yeah
Oh and I will see you ride it straight to Hell!

(Guitar Solo)

Oh, oh these words are true, and I'll make you believe, yeah
Oh, your time is done and now it's time to bleed, oh yeah
And you wear your cowardice well
And I will see you ride it straight to Hell
These words are true, and I'll make you believe
Yeah your time is done and now it's time to bleed
Oh, and you wear your cowardice well
And I will see you ride it straight to Hell!

;)

[Gerard]

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*clears throat*




















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[Anybody Thrilla]

The lyrics for Test's theme song clearly go as follows:

Test, Test, This is a Test

Gadda you freak, gadda gadda you freak
Gadda you freak, gadda gadda you freak
(Repeat until end)

[Anybody Thrilla]

Honestly, even though I never knew a single word, I always loved that theme.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well they were obviously wrong

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Name of the song might be make some noise but that opening obviously says xpac.

I dunno...I always thought it was "X-Pac", but that kinda did sound like 'make some noise'.

[Gerard]

I dunno...I always thought it was "X-Pac", but that kinda did sound like 'make some noise'.

I can sorta hear what sounds like the end of "noise" but before that it sounds like someone shouting xpac.

Just enforces what i said in the other thread about generic shit with some cunt screeching into a mic, prime example here.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I always wondered what was being said at the beginning of The Brood's theme. It sorta sounded like they were threatening Golga.

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Man, that theme is amazing.

[Xero]

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[Jeritron]

Apparently The Brood theme says "hairy ballls" when played backwards. I think me and a friend recorded it on a yak back, to confirm the rumor, and it was true.

I shit you not

[Anybody Thrilla]

:eek:

[Jeritron]

Xero beat me to it

[Jeritron]

The way it's presented with that music and voice is really scary, to be honest.

[Xero]

I've always wondered what soundbytes are used in the Attitude opening.

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There's definitely spoken words throughout. Almost sounds like the women who does Test's theme.

[Anybody Thrilla]

TNA should change Orlando Jordan's name to Lergnag and have him use that reversed version of the Brood's theme.

[Jeritron]

I just felt like posting this because of Xpac's theme being discussed. They really got lazy when it came to making Xpac a theme, even though it was great


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[Team Sheep]

Always thought Test's went:

Test, Test, this is a Test...

Don't really want, what you really really want yeh.

Lol.

[Droford]

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Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Looks like a job for Juan.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I didn't realize the Filthy Animals theme said 'fuck' so many times.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'll snatch the rabbit out your hat and choke it
I'll snatch the weed out your pocket and smoke it

....Rey Mysterio was in this stable?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wait a minute....Billy Kidman was in this stable?

[Juan]

Disco Inferno too

[Anybody Thrilla]

Most of that song is about smoking or selling weed.

[Jeritron]

I'm a Filthy Animals mark

[Jeritron]

lol at Disco's walk in that video

[Droford]

Wait a minute....Billy Kidman was in this stable?

So was Eddy Guerrerro briefly before he left WCW.

[Jeritron]

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[Anybody Thrilla]

So was Eddy Guerrerro briefly before he left WCW.

This theme sort of 'fit' him more though, not really at all.

[Jeritron]

So was Eddy Guerrerro briefly before he left WCW.

Yea that's why it says Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, Kidman, Big Homie, K-Perro

[Jeritron]

Touch my shirt....
































































....dat's enough!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yo yo yo, let me speak on dis.....

[sa]

On Kofi's I hear "SOS! Can ya hear me Shelton!?"

Me 2 I Hear That