Wow, Cole is serious with this IWC stuff....

[Executioner]

Source:http://twitter.com/wwe

"RT @WWEUniverse: Michael Cole has requested his WWEUniverse profile be removed, not wanting to associate with "online fans" :WWE"

Wow. :rofl:

[Xero]

Good. We don't want him.

[Nark Order]

WWE is the only organization I've ever heard of that has deep seeded hatred for their own fans.

[Executioner]

Gotta agree with Xero on this one.

[James Steele]

:lol:

WWE is obviously trying to help give Michael Cole a character (other than being a douche).

Also, this is the greatest twitter ever: http://twitter.com/HowardFinkel

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>If Cole isn't a huge dick like this from now on, we riot</font>

[KYR]

You have only the Smarks to blame. So yea, blame Xero and everyone else on this forum.

[Droford]

Cole: Its Brand New Micheal Cole bitches!

[Xero]

Yeah, sorry about that you guys. My bad.

[Skippord]

asshole

[Cool King]

WWE is obviously trying to help give Michael Cole a character (other than being a douche).

That could be the reason. It would explain why it's just happened about half an hour after NXT went off the air and not right after the NXT tapings.

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/coleborg.jpg

I think Coleborg has officially become self-aware.

[The Pope]

Oh My! Vintage Michael Cole.

[Nark Order]

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[Jeritron]

Coleborg and all of his exploits are intellectual property of JerryBook Inc.

[Xero]

He needs to start Michael Cole Uncensored on WWE.com. He could read random dirtsheet stories and rip into them.

I would honestly like to see that. Especially if, after reading every story, he starts his rant with "So listen, fuckhead..."

[thedamndest]

This was on The Fink's twitter:

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[Xero]

Coleborg and all of his exploits are intellectual property of JerryBook Inc.

Image courtesy of XeroCo, a subsidiary of Jerrybook Inc.

[Jeritron]

The Ballad of Coleborg. Coming soon to a JerryBook near you

[Jeritron]

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[Nark Order]

Coleborg is the most meme worthy internet phenomenon I've ever seen.

[Jeritron]

Coleborg learned he wasn't human one night when Bret Hart was smashing ringside TV equipment.
This included powerbombing Michael Cole, at which point sparks began to shoot from him and he short circuited.

As Raw went off the air, he screamed "DAMNIT WHY KING?, WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN?"

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Yeah when Michael Cole acts like himself and not some corporate douche he is awesome.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

even tho in essence this new character is corporate, but you can def see an extension of "hey listen fuckhead" in what he's doing now.

[RGWhat316]

Wow, has Cole turned into Coach from 2003? Coach was just a random douche until his unexpected heel turn in 03, then he became somebody. Cole trashes everyone online, and now everyone loves it? Bizarre.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Well I think people appreciate someone being true to themselves as opposed to just being a lame cocksucker. If he doesn't like us then good for him, let us know and be true to yourself.

[Tyler Killer]

Am I surprised? No, Xero and all you dip shits here who are part of the IWC are truely screwed in the head.

[Xero]

When was your last diaper session?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Yeah fuck us internet fans :rant:

[Tyler Killer]

When was your last diaper session?

Like I said, Screwed in the head. :lol:

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

:lol: you tell'm tyler killer. me you and michael cole will all grab some brewskis next week for serious.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

NXT made me like Cole and increased my man-crush on Josh Matthews a little more

[Londoner]

Am I surprised? No, Xero and all you dip shits here who are part of the IWC are truely screwed in the head.

Yeah, were all 'fuckheads'.(in the words of michael cole):cool::cool:

[Fignuts]

I love it.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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I'm an internet fan and I can assure you that the exchange between Josh Mathews and Michael Cole was very real. Cole lives in the WWE bubble less than a minute ago (http://twitter.com/JoeyStyles/status/9576271797)via web


I also <3 Joey Styles :D

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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There are now several I hate Michael Cole threads in the NXT forums on wweuniverse.com. Vintage hatred for Michael. Oh My. Josh is a hero. half a minute ago (http://twitter.com/JoeyStyles/status/9576362738)via web

Josh is a damn fine hero

[Kane Knight]

Joey Styles is destroying the business.

[redoneja]

lol there are reports that some people don't realize this is a work.

[DaVe]

lol vintage hatred

this is a good angle

[Kane Knight]

lol there are reports that some people don't realize this is a work.

People actually thought Vince sold Raw to Donald Trump.

Nothing surprises me <s>anymore</s> ever.

[The Pope]

Why the fuck would Vince sell Raw to Donald Trump?

[redoneja]

People actually thought Vince sold Raw to Donald Trump.

Nothing surprises me <s>anymore</s> ever.

Yea I'm pretty sure I read something about the SEC questioning the legality of the sale of Raw, forcing WWE to come out and admit it was just an angle.

[Kane Knight]

Yea I'm pretty sure I read something about the SEC questioning the legality of the sale of Raw, forcing WWE to come out and admit it was just an angle.

No doubt from some retard on this site. Fourfifty was touting that version of things.

What the SEC investigation came down to was investigating use of such an angle as a form of shareholder fraud. Still sound stupid? Well, predictably, WWE stocks were impacted. This is exactly the sort of thing the SEC investigates. Hardly the worst case, but still what they do.

[Norwegian Badass]

:) about damn time

[thedamndest]

What the SEC investigation came down to was investigating use of such an angle as a form of shareholder fraud. Still sound stupid? Well, predictably, WWE stocks were impacted. This is exactly the sort of thing the SEC investigates. Hardly the worst case, but still what they do.

Didn't the WWE announce on its website that it was a work? Even so, couldn't they argue that their share prices were impacted simply due to having a great storyline featuring the on-going presence of Donald Trump, not the legitimate sale of Raw?

[ImpactPlayer365]

Cole still is a douche. Yeah he's a heel now and his stupidity has some direction, it comes off lame as fuck. His screaming at Matthews was so out of place, and to shit on the guys that you want to make stars some day? Not a good start..makes no sense. But i'm sure the highers ups figured since the IWC doesnt like or respect Cole anyway, they can try to use it to make him seem like he's an integral part of the show.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

It's getting people talking which is more we can say for most of the shit they do.

[KIRA]

Am I surprised? No, Xero and all you dip shits here who are part of the IWC are truely screwed in the head.

Its not hard to understand dude, I prefer somebody yelling at me that I'm an idiot at the top of their voice to having them condescend to me

Cole has gained a measure of respect from the IWC because hes now Michael Cole and not some gopher.....true this is all inline with the story but there's more than a little of the real Michael Cole being shown now and that's cool.

[FourFifty]

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Cole brings up a valid point there....

[Schlomey]

Thank GOD they are realizing that having a heel announcer is the way to go. Cole surprised the ever loving shit out of me when he destroyed Daniel Brian on NXT. I don't agree with what he was saying but I was LOVING the point/counter point.

[Mr. C]

Does this mean Jim Ross is coming back next week on RAW?