I have no idea what's going on.

Looks like a Natal oriented Geo Wars...

Camera just cut to a reporter who's just standing there looking the floor. LOL Fire the technicians.

That game is called, Child of Eden.

Ubisoft's tagline: "Games You Can Feel."

I see where this is going.

Assassins Creed returns.

The assassin is back, and he isn't alone.

Assassins Creed Brotherhood. Five assassins.

Live Demo:

Enzo is now a legend, and leads a team of assassins. His estate is being attacked. Lots of action, game looks great. Parkour mobility is back.

Enzo is shooting a canon at invaders.

How sweet would Co-op assasins creed be...

Large scale battle, you wouldn't believe this was an AC game. Looks like a LotR battle.

Soldiers pour in. Combat is largely unchanged, enemies more aggressive. Cool new moves.

Multiplayer is in, modes not detailed.

Shaun White Skateboarding up. Why does he have so many games?

Yeah, upon further review doesn't seem to be co-op even though that type of game SCREAMS for it... :(

Interview time. Because we love to know more about these people.

Live demo:

As reported before, the hook is being able to transform the environment as you play. Using your skateboard, of course.

The environment is intentionally dull and lifeless. You add color and life as you skate. Camera angle looks a lot like EA's skate.

Trees and flowers grow in your wake. Kinda gay really. Music fades in as you add more 'life' to the world.

Classic Tony Hawk style locomotion and trick system.

You can fly around like Silver Surfer creating rails in the sky. Looks very silly, yet liberating.

3D enabled and available on the Wii. That's that.

Some crazy laser tag session broke out in the crowd. Scripted.

"Attractive people fighting each other."

"Way to go, you beat models."

The host has a lot of self-aware zingers like this.

What the Hell, Ubisoft is selling a laser tag kit?

"A videogame you play away from the screen."

This is the zenith of motion stupidity.

This live demo is hilarious for the wrong reasons.

"I just beat the creator at his own game. You're nothing, you're garbage!"

I love this guy.

Guy with red hair is presenting a game that "gives you energy" and "reduces stress".

This thing uses a finger sensor and tracks your...

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS YOGA/ZEN SHIT IS DOING

You guys have to see this to believe it. Fucking ridiculous and the host knows it.

Video shows Ubisoft designers explaining why your body is the next stage in interacting to the game. A Kinect ad essentially.

Another vid montage of pretty people playing sports games using Kinect. My fucking god.

And now the presenters from Microsoft's conference showing Ubisoft's fitness game again. Black chick changed clothes.

Fitness guy: "We need to take your measurements."

Host: "Yeah."

Black Chick: "Watch it. Don't fall in love with me."

LOL

She was serious when she said, "Watch it."

Like earlier the game has impressive Kinect integration. Follows the body damn near 1:1 (slight lag).

Fitness guy: "You did great, how you gonna celebrate?"

Black chick: "Get some ice cream."

Host: "Yeah you worked out for three whole minutes."

And then:

"Yeah I can smell you from here."

AND THEN:

"Get a towel and wipe off this sweat, it's nasty."

Host is the best part of this conference.

Raving Rabbids coming to Wii. Meh.

Ghost Recon woooo.

Ghost Recon Future Soldier Live demo:

Very hardcore, very serious. Slow movements, cloaking in and out.

Close-quarter combat added to the series. Environments look great, of course. Coordinated snipes and a VIP captured. Hawt.

who is the host?

Now we're seeing a full on firefight. Nearby chopper gets blasted what appears to be a mini-nuke. Great action. Demo over.

"You should rename this game Awesome."

4plyr coop online, 3D enabled.