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Chavo Classic 02-04-2013 04:01 PM

It's 2013, and CZW is still dumb as shit

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Vastardikai 02-04-2013 04:16 PM

I want to shove that airhorn up that son of a bitches' ass...

Cool King 02-04-2013 04:20 PM

WWE.com presents....

Five reasons WrestleMania trumps the Super Bowl



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On Super Bowl Sunday,#WrestleManiaisbetterthanSuperBowl trended worldwide on Twitter. WWE.com explores five reasons that this may not be so much of an opinion, as an undeniable fact.
1. The stakes just make more sense



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At the Super Bowl, two teams leave everything on the field battle, all to take possession of a trophy and ring that are frankly impractical. While no doubt a prestigious prize, the winners can’t simply strap the Vince Lombardi Trophy around their waist. Its way too heavy to be carried around daily, allowing them to show their greatness. Not to mention that there is only one trophy for an entire group of guys who, let’s face it, probably have a pretty hard time sharing.

While it’s true a player can bring a ring with them and, we suppose, they can hoist it high in the air whenever they want to show they’re a champion, the reality is that people are going to have to squint to see it. Plus, it can’t be any fun to have that ring on one’s figure if he develops a pinched nerve or carpal tunnel or something.

At WrestleMania, on the other hand, several championships are contested — including in most cases the illustrious WWE, World Heavyweight, Intercontinental and United States Titles. These are big, beautiful-looking symbols of golden excellence that not only mirror the greatness of the warrior who wears it, but also fit easily in most overhead storage bins.

And since we are talking about titles, it’s worth mentioning that at WrestleMania, the current champion is always involved when he is dethroned by a would-be challenger. How many New York Giants fans would have preferred to see their team get the change to defend their title reign against the Baltimore Ravens rather than just watching it sail away?
2. A blackout is actually a good thing



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When the lights suddenly went out on this year’s Super Bowl, what followed were cries of technical difficulties, hastily written apologies from the NFL and a change in momentum that nearly cost the Baltimore Ravens the game.

When the lights go out at The Showcase of the Immortals, though, that usually means The Undertaker’s streak is about to be contested. The winning Super Bowl records of dynasties like Pittsburgh, San Francisco, Dallas and New England pale in comparison to The Phenom’s legendary 20-0 record at The Showcase of the Immortals. Translation, the darkness is nothing more than the prelude to another great WrestleMania moment.
3. Backstage access trumps overhyped commercials



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A 30-second commercial at the Super Bowl costs millions of dollars. Perhaps because of the importance placed on these game-break extravaganzas, there will inevitably be people at your Super Bowl party who can’t help sharing that, “… [They] don’t even care about the game; [they’re] just interested in the commercials.” But in reality, when was the last time more than one or two of those commercials were even any good?

At WrestleMania, though, the action is nonstop. When a match comes to an end, you don’t immediately cut to the latest pop sensation, dancing with a soft drink that probably never even touched her lips from fear that she wouldn’t be able to stay in the shape to, you know, dance.

Instead, you get exclusive access behind the curtain, finding out what’s going on with your favorite Superstars and Divas as they prepare to step onto The Grandest Stage of Them All. And with WWE.com, and now the WWE App, supplementing the action, it knocks the chips right out of the bag.

So what do you like better: a spirited pre-match interview with WWE Champion The Rock or seeing how a Clydesdale can make you cry?
4. For an incompetent referee, the punishment often fits the crime



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If a Super Bowl referee makes a mistake — say like missing a clear holding call that could have made the difference in the crucial final moments of the game (Editor’s Note: This story may have been written by a 49ers fan) — the fans will scream outrage, the announcers and replays will point the ref’s blunder out to millions, and the press and social media alike will take them to task.

But if a WWE Superstar like Ryback, Big Show or Randy Orton suffers an injustice at the hands of a referee on April 3, that official better run for the hills as fast as they possibly can. That’s because it is not unheard of for WWE’s mistake-prone officials to find themselves immediately receiving physical retribution for their action — the kind of vengeance that would make San Francisco’s Jim Harbaugh more than a little jealous.
5. WrestleMania is simply more rewarding for the fans



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A member of the WWE Universe is always going to have more fun than his football counterpart. One simple reason for this is they have a much higher chance of seeing their favorite Superstars compete. This year, popular teams like the New England Patriots, the Green Bay Packers, the Denver Broncos, and the New York Jets and Giants all spent the Super Bowl sitting home, eating a wide variety of wings and chili. While that does sound tasty, it also means fans who like any team other than the 49ers and the Ravens had no one to cheer for other than “the team that beat [their] team” or “didn’t beat [their] team,” one in their same conference, or one with a retiring player or with a movie made about him.

At every WrestleMania, though, you will always get to see your favorite Superstars and Divas competing in the biggest matches of their storied careers.

Moreover, the WWE Universe knows that while WrestleMania is WWE’s best show of the year, it carries with it no huge let down when it’s all over. The action will continue the following night and every week of the year — long after the Super Bowl MVP is off to Disneyland.

To top it off, when someone says that WrestleMania represents a global audience, they aren’t kidding. When a good part of the world hears mention of football, they think of a sport where the players can’t use their hands and the crowds can be more unruly than back in ECW. WrestleMania is seen in no less than 140 countries, making it a truly worldwide phenomenon.

Schlomey 02-04-2013 04:25 PM

Is it just me or does David Lee look like Jack Swaggers brother?

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Cool King 02-04-2013 04:33 PM

The WWE's Facebook account has just posted this.

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The most highly anticipated Hall of Fame induction is now a reality. The longest-reigning WWE Champion of all time, Bruno Sammartino, returns to Madison Square Garden on the night before WrestleMania 29 to take his rightful place as a WWE Hall of Famer.

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Emperor Smeat 02-04-2013 04:39 PM

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Flash Funk 02-04-2013 05:05 PM

Good for Bruno. I just hope he doesn't back out on actually showing up. Hating Vince or not, he deserves to go in and I am glad he finally accepted. They should cap this years inductees at five or so, because the rest of the names are going to be lame in comparison to the first four.

Dark One 02-04-2013 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Flash Funk (Post 4107100)
Good for Bruno. I just hope he doesn't back out on actually showing up. Hating Vince or not, he deserves to go in and I am glad he finally accepted. They should cap this years inductees at five or so, because the rest of the names are going to be lame in comparison to the first four.

Cue Shinsen with Bobby Jaggers shenanigans...

James Diesel 02-04-2013 05:34 PM

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ron the dial 02-04-2013 06:08 PM

lol just watched colt cabana and julius smokes do a duet at the beginning of the conclusion. fucking dying over here. can't find a video or i'd post it (granted, i didn't look that hard).

Poit 02-04-2013 07:49 PM

I'm watching a presentation at work, and the presenter's name is Ken Anderson. When he introduced himself, I couldn't help but think "... Anderson".

Volare 02-04-2013 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4107090)

Note the Harley Quinn.....

KyleEmmott 02-04-2013 10:23 PM

Could someone kind of fill me in on Bray Wyatt?

CSL 02-04-2013 10:27 PM

he cuts good promos and has an interesting Waylon Mercy-esque character, look them up on YT

Poit 02-04-2013 11:34 PM

Bray Wyatt's character is basically a southern cult leader.

Emperor Smeat 02-05-2013 12:23 AM

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Juan 02-05-2013 12:26 AM

Ouch

Juan 02-05-2013 12:33 AM

Has anyone been following Big E Langston on twitter tonight? Good stuff

CSL 02-05-2013 12:44 AM

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ron the dial 02-05-2013 12:49 AM

i love listening to homicide and julius smokes cut joint promos because i have no idea what they are saying most of the time but i can't stop smiling.

"peep dis, peep dis, we been chillin with master p and he taught us how to deep fry on the real so we gonna destroy him, we gonna deep fry him for real. he gon die tonight. somebody gon die tonight! ye-ye-yeah!" FUCKING JULIUS SMOKES

KaosDarksol 02-05-2013 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CSL (Post 4107996)

Anybody else in the company posts a picture like that we would be hearing next week on raw... YOU'RE FIRED!!!

James Steele 02-05-2013 01:53 AM

He isn't even flipping the bird, though. Unless he has vienna sausage fingers all of the sudden. It just looks like he is holding his fist up.

James Steele 02-05-2013 01:54 AM

Who released that picture?

Dark One 02-05-2013 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Juan (Post 4107976)
Has anyone been following Big E Langston on twitter tonight? Good stuff


Every new account should automatically be set to follow Big E upon registering with Twitter, like Tom was for MySpace.

Xero 02-05-2013 09:12 AM

If you don't follow Big E. Langston you're gonna have a mediocre time on Twitter.

Innovator 02-05-2013 09:29 AM

Big E Langston ‏@BigELangston
"@PureGristle: @gashouse_jay You don't have a baby-oil sponsorship like @RandyOrton ?" My Q Score isn't that high yet. Baby steps.

Dark One 02-05-2013 09:49 AM

I think I should go into random thread across all the forums on here and just start screaming "TALK ABOUT BIG E. MORE!" like Jericho did for Barrett that one time on NXT.

Emperor Smeat 02-05-2013 01:51 PM

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Xero 02-05-2013 01:54 PM

Warning: Hogan penis ahead.


Cool King 02-05-2013 06:00 PM

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Juan 02-05-2013 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4108457)

I don't get it

Emperor Smeat 02-05-2013 09:39 PM

Just some of his random Hall of Pain trash talking.

If he doesn't get what he wants or someone causes a problem, he's coming to collect and usually involves a beating.

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Juan 02-05-2013 09:40 PM

I should have known

Dark One 02-05-2013 11:19 PM

I'm pretty sure Paul Heyman looking distraught and pleading with Brock's future victims to leave the ring is the greatest thing ever.

Razzamajazz 02-05-2013 11:34 PM

he really does a convincing job

Emperor Smeat 02-06-2013 02:32 PM

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Joesgonnakillyou 02-06-2013 02:47 PM

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Two things from this:

1) Roddy Piper really is amazing
2) If they had smarks in the 80s they'd be moaning that Piper should have destroyed him.

Shisen Kopf 02-06-2013 03:09 PM

Just saw John Laurinitis leaving sears at the mall here in Clearwater. Dude had a rasslemania 28 shirt and flip flops. Looking good!

KaosDarksol 02-06-2013 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shisen Kopf (Post 4109550)
Just saw John Laurinitis leaving sears at the mall here in Clearwater. Dude had a rasslemania 28 shirt and flip flops. Looking good!

did you shout out people power?

Wishbone 02-06-2013 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KaosDarksol (Post 4109590)
did you shout out people power?

Nah Shisen's too much of a pussy for that.


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