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Wishbone 04-10-2013 08:33 PM

Next WWE Champion, Bear!

Emperor Smeat 04-10-2013 09:28 PM

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James Steele 04-10-2013 10:50 PM

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Wishbone 04-10-2013 10:56 PM

James I love you so much for finding that picture. :heart:

Droford 04-10-2013 11:05 PM

should be a flying goat

el bobbo 04-11-2013 12:57 AM

I just got a Tweet from Jeff Jarret about him in the movie Spring Breakers:


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Loved filming it! @<a href="https://twitter.com/springbreakers">springbreakers</a> RT @<a href="https://twitter.com/bobmccollum">bobmccollum</a>: @<a href="https://twitter.com/jeffjarretttna">jeffjarretttna</a> I loved you in Spring Breakers.</p>&mdash; Jeff Jarrett (@JeffJarrettTNA) <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffJarrettTNA/status/322185982088736770">April 11, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Lock Jaw 04-11-2013 01:49 AM

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whiteyford 04-11-2013 05:53 AM

Always figured Bateman would be big.

parkmania 04-11-2013 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Wishbone (Post 4172064)
Next WWE Champion, Bear!

But who would win between Bear and Telephone Dog?

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Mr. Nerfect 04-11-2013 10:00 AM

Derrick Bateman's career is not done yet. All he needs is that reinvention like Johnny Curtis had. Curtis was always better than Bateman, though. Well, Curtis was more well-rounded. Bateman is really good at being a weird entertaining guy, but falls down when it comes to ring work.

The WWE could release a whole range of "Bear vs. Goat" products to sell for Daniel Bryan.

mike adamle 04-11-2013 10:50 AM

I started posting at ROHworld since I'm a vanilla indy fan, probably gonna stop though, they aren't fun at all. I tried suggesting a gimmick change to Michael Elgin and Grizzly Redwood and they gave me a warning.

"when Elgin was still the muscle of the HOT they should've fed Grizzly to him. I'm imagining this scenario right now: Elgin destroys Grizzly in a match. Truth gets on the mic. "Now you've seen some of what my monster will do for me, now it's time for his own little reward." He turns to Michael and says "ELGIN! He's all yours!" And does his weird little laugh. Elgin proceeds to strip himself and Grizzly Redwood naked in the middle of the ring and rapes him in front of the live crowd at the Hammerstein while Roderick Strong watched from a chair at ringside drinking PBR. Imagine the heat that would've gotten."

whiteyford 04-11-2013 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by mike adamle (Post 4172614)
I started posting at ROHworld since I'm a vanilla indy fan, probably gonna stop though, they aren't fun at all. I tried suggesting a gimmick change to Michael Elgin and Grizzly Redwood and they gave me a warning.

"when Elgin was still the muscle of the HOT they should've fed Grizzly to him. I'm imagining this scenario right now: Elgin destroys Grizzly in a match. Truth gets on the mic. "Now you've seen some of what my monster will do for me, now it's time for his own little reward." He turns to Michael and says "ELGIN! He's all yours!" And does his weird little laugh. Elgin proceeds to strip himself and Grizzly Redwood naked in the middle of the ring and rapes him in front of the live crowd at the Hammerstein while Roderick Strong watched from a chair at ringside drinking PBR. Imagine the heat that would've gotten."

At least we know you're always terrible, not just here.

mike adamle 04-11-2013 11:05 AM

Come onnnnn. Even you can admit that storyline is gold and would get EPIC heat.

Imagine this: The feud between Elgin and Grizzly culminates in a "Lead Pipe on a Pole Match: Loser gets the pipe shoved into his rectum by the opponent." Elgin being the innovative talent that he is decides he doesnt need to bring the pipe off the pole, rather put Grizzly on the pole. He strips Grizz down once more in the ring, carries him to the top turnbuckle, and hoists Grizz anus first ON THE POLL HOLDING THE PIPE!!!! Unbreakable then proceeds to strip while still on the top turnbuckle and jizzes in Grizz's face while he's still trying to manipulate his way off of the pole while Roderick Strong sits at ringside drinking Ole Mill. He'd be a heat magnet.

mike adamle 04-11-2013 11:06 AM

Honestly, if they really wanted people to buy into the premature baby nonsense they should've had him raped on camera by a monster. Or have his gimmick be like that of Kenny from South Park, but instead of getting killed he gets raped every show by a different monster/hoss.

mike adamle 04-11-2013 11:07 AM

Crowds watching him get raped over and over would be clamoring for Grizzly to overcome the odds just one time and defeat his rapist. He'd be the biggest babyface in the company.

ron the dial 04-11-2013 11:15 AM

lol is grizzly redwood still around? thought that was a shit gimmick 5 years ago.

whiteyford 04-11-2013 11:28 AM

You know, when people say you're just in denial about your sexuality because of the shit you spout, these kinda comments don't help your argument that you're not gay, just the product of an abortion gone wrong.

whiteyford 04-11-2013 11:28 AM

Obviously not WeX, he crosses all known sexual boundries.

Wehttam 04-11-2013 12:29 PM

lol @ mike adamle trying to tone down his 'act' since a picture of his mentally disabled self came to be seen here.

mike adamle 04-11-2013 12:41 PM

I'd say mildly untanned, not mentally disabled, but whatever you wanna say, you're the doctor, I shall call you Dr. Faggot.

mike adamle 04-11-2013 12:41 PM

Also still find it really weird someone from TP Dub is taking the time outta their day to stalk me, but I'm an interesting person, so I can't fault ya!

whiteyford 04-11-2013 12:43 PM

It's like kicking retarded kittens in a bag with you, not even slightly challenging, except mentally obviously.

Corporate CockSnogger 04-11-2013 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mike adamle (Post 4172666)
Also still find it really weird someone from TP Dub is taking the time outta their day to stalk me, but I'm an interesting person, so I can't fault ya!

I dunno guy, I mean yeah stalking some unknown guy on the Internet isn't the best way to spend time, but then I guess neither is playing a character of some rape fantasising racist on a wrestling board in an attempt to seem controversial. But maybe that's just me.

whiteyford 04-11-2013 12:49 PM

Guy isn't gay, or even curious apparently, but if you cross him, you'll be called a faggot and he'll tell us his fantasies involving semi naked oiled up men engaging in non consensual bum fun in front of an audience.

Heisenberg 04-11-2013 12:50 PM

I miss Shark Boy

Wehttam 04-11-2013 12:59 PM

lol 'stalk'

mike adamle 04-11-2013 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ron the dial (Post 4172622)
lol is grizzly redwood still around? thought that was a shit gimmick 5 years ago.

He got fired like a week ago for getting in a fight backstage with Charlie Haas which led to Haas going out to the ring crying, grabbing the mic and calling Kevin Kelly a fat piece of shit and talked about how he was gonna beat the hepatitus out of Nigel. He then proceeded to retire after he lost to a local indy talent.

mike adamle 04-11-2013 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by whiteyford (Post 4172673)
Guy isn't gay, or even curious apparently, but if you cross him, you'll be called a faggot and he'll tell us his fantasies involving semi naked oiled up men engaging in non consensual bum fun in front of an audience.

Now you get it, queer.

mike adamle 04-11-2013 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Iginfest (Post 4172671)
I dunno guy, I mean yeah stalking some unknown guy on the Internet isn't the best way to spend time, but then I guess neither is playing a character of some rape fantasising racist on a wrestling board in an attempt to seem controversial. But maybe that's just me.

Since you're denying it so much I think you're the one who is stalking me...

whiteyford 04-11-2013 01:07 PM

Wow, all this time and still the best you come up with is a homophobic slur. It's okay to be gay, try harder.

Emperor Smeat 04-11-2013 02:37 PM

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Volare 04-11-2013 04:29 PM

:rofl:

Cool King 04-11-2013 04:45 PM

WWE.com Presents....


Quote:

“The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.” – Augustine of Hippo

It’s a wide, wonderful world out there, people, with more to experience than can ever be written here. But we’ve all got to start somewhere, right? With that in mind, WWE.com consulted the alignments of the stars and planets to offer you the following travel horoscopes specifically designed to guide you on your upcoming adventures. Safe travels, all, and bon voyage!
ARIES (March 21 - April 20)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

You live for adventure, and the next few months do not disappoint. Whether you’re diving a reef or navigating rapids, you’re guaranteed to quench your thirst for new experiences. Despite trying to mask your competitive side, like spirited Aries Jack Swagger, it finds its way into your escapades. Normally a positive attribute, that sense of rivalry may agitate a travel companion. To salvage a trip, tone down the aggressiveness, and uplift the sense of camaraderie. You’re sure to win in the end!

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Jack Swagger (March 24), Randy Orton (April 1), David Otunga (April 7), Vickie Guerrero (April 16)


TAURUS (April 21 - May 21)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

Like fellow Taurus John Cena, you don’t often let the word “no” enter your vocabulary. Be sure to maintain that mentality during your travels. Open yourself up to cuisine and outdoor activities that would normally not find their way onto your plate. As a result, you’ll experience culinary delights and transcendent vistas, the likes of which will provide stories to last you a lifetime. These original encounters will also leave you receptive to an unlikely romance that buds during your journey. Go ahead, enjoy the unexpected connection.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
John Cena (April 23), Aksana (April 29), The Rock (May 2), Zack Ryder (May 14)


GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

Finally! The plans you’ve been conjuring for so long are about to come to fruition. Keep your enthusiasm in check, though, since last-minute travel preparations remain. Tying up those loose ends will lead to a smooth, relaxing excursion, just the type needed by both you and easily-annoyed Gemini Mark Henry. Remember, travel is a mix of art and science. To enjoy that picture-perfect sunset properly, you need to log invaluable lab time. Once you’ve arrived, though, don’t forget to raise a toast to all your hard work.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Daniel Bryan (May 22), Alberto Del Rio (May 25), Natalya (May 27), Drew McIntyre (June 6), Mark Henry (June 12)


CANCER (June 22 - July 22)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

Time to get social. And no, we’re not talking about posting travel photos to Facebook. Instead, go out of your way to meet fellow explorers and locals alike. You’re guaranteed to encounter insightful and interesting characters at that next destination, and a smile is the only price you’ll pay for valuable tips. Want to know where to find the most delectable paella? A beach hidden from the maddening crowds? Work your charm much like irresistible Cancer Layla, and you’ll be living like a native in no time.

Notable Superstars who also share this sign:
Layla (June 25), Matt Striker (June 26), Alicia Fox (June 30), Cody Rhodes (June 30), Bret Hart (July 2), Brock Lesnar (July 12), Heath Slater (July 15), Shawn Michaels (July 22)


LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

Beware of promises made in haste. Like loquacious Leo Damien Sandow, you assured a friend you were eager for an adventure together, and now is the time to make good. If you don’t have the funds or aren’t particularly enthusiastic about the trek, assuage your travel companion by offering up an appealing alternative. An exciting road trip is an economical, sure-fire way to strengthen an already unyielding bond. Just make certain the destination is one where you’re both happy to kick up your heels.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Dolph Ziggler (July 27), Triple H (July 27), Damien Sandow (Aug. 3), Wade Barrett (Aug. 10), Kofi Kingston (Aug. 14)


VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

Your fastidious nature isn’t altogether conducive to the hustle and, at times, spontaneous nature of exploration. But go with it just this once. You’re reluctant to surrender control, similar to powerful Virgo Mr. McMahon, but trust that the more you loosen your grip and soak up every second of your escape, the better person you’ll be upon returning. Banish the worries that often stowaway on your journeys, and you’re certain to reflect on the approaching adventure as one of the best times in your life.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Mr. McMahon (Aug. 24), The Great Khali (Aug. 27), Sgt. Slaughter (Aug. 27), Teddy Long (Sept. 15)


LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

Tropical or cosmopolitan? Puerto Vallarta or Paris? The moment has arrived to waylay your inherent indecision and take a solid step toward your next outing. Whatever you decide, a change in climate and a look back at that country’s history is sure to warm your spirit and rejuvenate your old soul. Realize, just as adventurous Libra Stephanie McMahon has, that there’s plenty of time to check off your bucket list of destinations, so don’t regret your decision once it’s made. There’s always next year! And the year after that …

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Stephanie McMahon (Sept. 24), Michael McGillicutty (Oct. 1), Kaitlyn (Oct. 7), The Miz (Oct. 8), Dusty Rhodes (Oct. 11)


SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

Don’t forget to pack comfortable shoes! An unplanned trip with a friend turns into a whirlwind adventure complete with partying, passion and, yes, a turn about the dance floor. Like suave Scorpio Chris Jericho, your sense of spontaneity compels you to accompany a companion on a weekend trip not too far from home. The throw-caution-to-the-wind approach and the resulting adventure will lead to strong bouts of wanderlust sure to inspire a gypsy spirit in you for years to come.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Rosa Mendes (Oct. 25), CM Punk (Oct. 26), Edge (Oct. 30), Darren Young (Nov. 2), Chris Jericho (Nov. 9), Ryback (Nov. 10), Tensai (Nov. 14), Brie and Nikki Bella (Nov. 21)


SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

Be wary of overly friendly strangers on your next journey. Although most of your fellow vacationers are earnest and eager to make genuine connections, not everyone is as trustworthy as they seem. Much like caustic Sagittarius Dean Ambrose, it may be time to turn a cynical eye on someone whose intentions are questionable. Trust your gut. A confrontation will eventually lead to a positive outcome, so be true to your intuition and tell it like it is.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Jerry Lawler (Nov. 29), Dean Ambrose (Dec. 7), Rey Mysterio (Dec. 11), “Stone Cold” Steve Austin (Dec. 18)


CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

Like high-flying Capricorn Sin Cara, you have a unique perspective on life and the way to live it. Rather than getting stuck in a routine, you’re determined to live outside the lines. That attitude shows in your choice of destination. Your warm and fuzzy place lies off the beaten path, far from tourist traps, in a spot where TVs are as rare as tan lines in the tundra. Take advantage of the tranquility and purge your mind of some unnecessary mental baggage you’ve been lugging around for the past few months.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Sin Cara (Dec. 22), Antonio Cesaro (Dec. 27), Tamina (Jan. 10), “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan (Jan. 14), R-Truth (Jan. 19)


AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

Safari so good! Although you may not make it to Africa, connecting with nature is high on your agenda. Whether on land or under the sea, your next voyage should consist of an ecological undertaking. Feed the fish, caress a Koala or just snap pics of a panther from afar. Now is the perfect time for you, as well as fellow Aquarius Big Show, to commune with wildlife and nourish the primal parts of your essence. After all, a sturdy exterior can only be built on a rock solid foundation.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Sheamus (January 28), Big Show (February 8)


PISCES (Feb. 20 - March 20)

SPOILER: show

Quote:

You’ve never been hesitant about expressing yourself. And like gregarious Pisces Ricardo Rodriguez, that affable nature will be on full display during your next trip when you and a group of people share a place to stay. Those who aren’t familiar with you will be drawn to your original thinking, while the appreciation of those who know you will only deepen. Not a leader by nature, you will nonetheless be called upon to make key decisions. Don’t shy from the responsibility. It’s time to be a guide rather than a go-along.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Ricardo Rodriguez (February 17), Brodus Clay (February 21), Ric Flair (Feb. 25), Big E Langston (March 1), Justin Gabriel (March 3), Santino Marella (March 14), AJ Lee (March 19)

Droford 04-11-2013 05:02 PM

I share a birthday with Del Rio..ok

Lock Jaw 04-11-2013 05:07 PM

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Volare 04-11-2013 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4172774)
WWE.com Presents....




ARIES (March 21 - April 20)



TAURUS (April 21 - May 21)



GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)



CANCER (June 22 - July 22)



LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)



VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23)



LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)



SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)



SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)



CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)



AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)



PISCES (Feb. 20 - March 20)




I'M CHRIS FUCKING JERICHO!

Volare 04-11-2013 05:29 PM

Now for what I came to post.

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Razzamajazz 04-11-2013 05:52 PM

i hate that horoscope stuff because my birthday is feb 19th. sometimes i'm a pisces and sometimes i'm an aquarius

Nicky Fives 04-11-2013 06:33 PM

I share a birthday with Jeff Jarrett & Bully Ray (no one on that list).... not too bad.....

Emperor Smeat 04-11-2013 06:45 PM

WWE lists their Top 25 Greatest Promo/Mic Moments:
SPOILER: show
25. Dusty Rhodes - “The winos know my name.”
24. Edge - His "I Hate You" Promo on John Cena.
23. Ultimate Warrior - “Shove that control into a nosedive, Hulk Hogan!”
22. Shane Douglas - “They can all kiss my @$$!” at ECW.
21. Chris Jericho - "ARMBAR"
20. Bret Hart - “You screwed me! Everybody screwed me!” (Bret's Heel Turn)
19. Randy Savage - “I am the cream of the crop.”
18. Bob Buckland - “I feel like God!”
17. Terry Funk - “I had a dream last night.”
16. Raven - “There are things inside me without remorse.”
15. The very first Rock concert.
14. Shawn Michaels - “I screwed Bret!”
13. Hulk Hogan - “This is where the power lies!”
12. Joey Styles "shooting" after quitting Commentary.
11. Eddie turning heel on Rey Mysterio.
10. The formation of the NWO.
9. The Rock - “Shut your mouth, ya thong wearing fatty!”
8. Ric Flair - "You turn the camera off and I’ll be naked when you come back.”
7. Paul Heyman - “You stole my legacy.”
6. Jake Roberts - “Wallowing in the muck of avarice.”
5. Ric Flair -“I was born with a golden spoon in my mouth.”
4. CM Punk's pipebomb.
3. Cactus Jack - "Cane Dewey" promo
2. Dusty Rhodes - "That’s hard times!”
1. Austin 3:16

http://www.wwe.com/classics/classic-...stling-history

:lol: Ric Flair one


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