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Dark One 07-21-2013 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4252412)
Some stuff from the dirtsheets:

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The TNA live event in Cape Girardeau, Missouri started last night with a TNA agent coming out and announcing that Chris Sabin, Garett Bischoff, Jay Bradley, Wes Brisco, Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher would not be allowed to compete by the Missouri Athletic Commission because they did not have licenses to wrestle.

Around 500 fans were in attendance for the 90 minute show. The card featured just 5 matches and 3 of those 5 featured the same four wrestlers. Quick results look like this:

* Bully Ray beat James Storm
* Devon beat Gunner
* Samoa Joe beat Bobby Roode
* Gunner and James Storm beat Ray and Devon
* Jeff Hardy beat Kurt Angle

TNA officials tried to make up for the problems by inviting all fans backstage after the show to meet wrestlers for free. However, Jeff Hardy charged $20 for a photo and fans could not get his autograph. This led to some of the people that paid $65 for VIP tickets to be upset that fans were getting what they paid for free.


Well, the good news is that TNA can release all but like six wrestlers and still put on something vaguely resembling a show.

Cool King 07-21-2013 07:05 PM

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Disturbed316 07-21-2013 07:48 PM

Wait, so wrestlers/"sports entertainers" need separate licences for each different area of the States?

Heisenberg 07-21-2013 08:57 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a5bcec2b...2o1_r1_400.jpg

Jay Bradley will be pissed if his boomstick is stolen from Ohno

Juan 07-21-2013 09:03 PM

lol @ Jeff Hardy

parkmania 07-21-2013 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4251695)
Not necessarily.

At one point, we had Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Chris Masters, Chris Nowinski and Christian on the roster at the same time.

A guy with Curtis has his first name and another with Curtis with his surname won't really confuse anyone.

But the flip side of that is that Joey Matthews had to change his name to Joey Mercury because of Josh Matthews' spot.

#1-norm-fan 07-21-2013 09:32 PM

Josh Matthews has been with the WWE longer than John Cena. Kinda crazy to think about.

#BROKEN Hasney 07-22-2013 01:10 AM

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Fignuts 07-22-2013 01:41 AM

lol Ohno.

#1-norm-fan 07-22-2013 03:45 AM

Was just reading about this incident from the dying days of the USWA on Bleacher Report...

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Being arrested for not paying child support is hardly shocking or noteworthy.

Being arrested on the air while performing during a televised wrestling show?

That is shocking and noteworthy.

And that's exactly what happened to Billie Joe Travis.

Billie hadn't been paying his child support to his ex-wife for some time. At the time, however, he was working with the USWA in Memphis, Tenn. His ex-wife, knowing where he was, sent the police after him to arrest him. They arrived to take him into custody at the same time the June 21 show was being filmed in 1997.

Jerry "The King" Lawler, instead of deciding to edit the footage, used it as a part of the program. (You stay classy, Jerry.) This made "BJT" the only wrestler in American history to legitimately be arrested on a wrestling program. (Eat your heart out, Stone Cold.)
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lol

James Steele 07-22-2013 04:52 AM

Damn it, I was hoping the announcer with the mustache was Billy Joe Travis. Also, I think Seth McFarlane modeled the news team after that announce team.

Cool King 07-22-2013 12:00 PM

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If you can't be bothered watching the whole video, the following was shown:

WWE Superstars

The Miz
Daniel Bryan
Sin Cara
Cody Rhodes
Triple H
Dolph Ziggler
Dean Ambrose
Ricardo Rodriguez
Tamina Snuka
Big E Langston
Fandango

WWE Battle Packs

The Undertaker/CM Punk (Item: Urn)
Triple H/Curtis Axel (Item: Wooden Pallet)
Roman Reigns/Seth Rollins (Item: Steel Chair)
The Funkadactyls (Item: Disco Ball)

WWE Elite Collection

Antonio Cesaro (Items: American Flag & United States Championship)
The Miz (Item: Jacket)
Big E Langston (Item: Barbell)
Dean Ambrose (Items: Camcorder & Steel Chair)
Seth Rollins (Items: Ladder & Table)

WWE Elite Collection: Flashback

WrestleMania XIV - Triple H (Item: Megaphone)
WrestleMania XII - The Undertaker (Items: Mask, Hat & Coat)
WrestleMania VIII - "Macho Man" Randy Savage (Item: WWF "Winged Eagle" Championship)
WrestleMania 21 - John "Bradshaw" Layfield (Items: Hat, Towel & Jacket)
Trish Stratus (Item: WWE Women's Championship)
Bruno Samartino (Item: Hall of Fame podium & plaque)
Road Dogg (Item: Hat, Road Dogg Sleeveless shirt & D-Generation X Sleeveless shirt)

Works In Progress

Rikishi (WWE Elite Collection: Flashback)
Zeb Colter (WWE Superstars)
Billy Gunn (WWE Elite Collection: Flashback)
Bray Wyatt (WWE Superstars)

Some fun highlights of the video:

A fan shouting ""What?" needs to die a slow painful death!"
The Miz/Ziggler banter
The Miz joking that Fandango was over for five seconds
The crowd reminding Miz and Ziggler to "B A ☆"
Foley's Virgil joke
The Miz hinting Ziggler/Langston at SummerSlam
Foley lettings us know that Mankind's mask was originally considered for The Undertaker
Ziggler legitimately laughing uncontrollably when a fan mentioned The Miz headlining another WrestleMania
The Miz hinting that he might be in the World Heavyweight Championship scene soon
The Miz letting us know that he's is starring in a Christmas movie on ABC in December
The Miz hinting of a John Morrison return in 2013

Hanso Amore 07-22-2013 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Noid (Post 4251723)
Still really want to see a Fandango vs. Wade Barrett feud. It doesn't even need the Intercontinental Title involved. Barrett and Fandango have a match where Barrett lines up the Bullhammer (admittedly foolishly) against Fandango's head which is resting on the ring post. Fandango dodges (perhaps Summer Rae can pull him out of the way) and Fandango crashes his arm into the ring post. Fandango goes on the attack and forces Barrett to submit to a standard armbar. Barrett is examined by doctors after the match.

The following weeks have Fandango mocking Barrett for forcing him to submit to the first move he learned in wrestling school. They eventually announce that Barrett will be ready to compete at the next PPV, and the two have a contract signing. Barrett says that at such event, he's going to knock Fandango's teeth down his throat. Fandango says that he heard that from Barrett before, and what happened? It was Barrett who got hurt.

To prolong the feud, you could have Fandango win the match via roll-up after Summer Rae gets involved on the apron or something. Another loss would bury itself into Barrett's psyche pretty deep.

Fucking horrible

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-22-2013 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4252707)
Was just reading about this incident from the dying days of the USWA on Bleacher Report...



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lol

The Kat as an announcer lol.

Emperor Smeat 07-22-2013 03:40 PM

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parkmania 07-22-2013 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4252877)

WWE Battle Packs

The Funkadactyls (Item: Disco Ball)


Is this the first time that there's been a 2-pack of ladies, or was there a Trish/Lita or LayCool pack previously?

Innovator 07-22-2013 03:58 PM

Just rereleased by WWEShop


GD 07-22-2013 04:28 PM

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Lock Jaw 07-22-2013 04:33 PM

4 Cool King:

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Cool King 07-22-2013 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by parkmania (Post 4253096)
Is this the first time that there's been a 2-pack of ladies, or was there a Trish/Lita or LayCool pack previously?

I think Trish & Lita were in a pack together, not too sure about LayCool though.

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4253130)

I've been waiting for a good time to use that gif.

Lock Jaw 07-22-2013 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 4238274)
CM Punk's ass looks so delicious right now.


DAMN iNATOR 07-23-2013 04:30 AM

It's nowhere near as big of a deal as when he was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2007, but this Thursday the Greater Lansing Sports Hall of Fame is inducting The Shiek.

VSG 07-23-2013 11:08 AM

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steveweiser 07-23-2013 12:12 PM

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Vastardikai 07-23-2013 01:26 PM

I'm officially jealous of Daniel Bryan.

Wehttam 07-23-2013 01:39 PM

wait what? you weren't before? it took the confirmation that she has a nipple to get your official stamp?

Vastardikai 07-23-2013 01:44 PM

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_la...21988_0002.jpg

I have a theory that The Ultimate Warrior was secretly Ted Nugent. Based strictly on this picture. *shifty*

Vastardikai 07-23-2013 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Wehttam (Post 4254265)
wait what? you weren't before? it took the confirmation that she has a nipple to get your official stamp?

She doesn't get my official stamp. Because I don't get to use my "ink" as it were. :naughty:

And the award for worst euphemism for splooge goes to...

Lock Jaw 07-23-2013 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Wehttam (Post 4254265)
wait what? you weren't before? it took the confirmation that she has a nipple to get your official stamp?

Yeah, man, otherwise ANYTHING could have been under there

Innovator 07-23-2013 02:14 PM

TNA releases Jesse Sorenson. Stay classy, TNA.

loopydate 07-23-2013 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 4254293)
TNA releases Jesse Sorenson. Stay classy, TNA.

To be fair, the guy is a HUGE pain in the neck.

Innovator 07-23-2013 02:18 PM

He stuck his neck out there for them DAMMIT

Innovator 07-23-2013 02:19 PM

The news sure can be potentially paralyzing, no doubt.

Rammsteinmad 07-23-2013 02:39 PM

I think necks time he'll have to think more carefully about his choice of employer.

loopydate 07-23-2013 02:49 PM

Well, now he'll have time to sit back and drink all the Zemas he likes while he watches Ion Television.

slik 07-23-2013 02:50 PM

RAW is taping next week's show tonight, I did not know that until 3 minutes ago.

Lock Jaw 07-23-2013 02:54 PM

Why are they doing that?

Emperor Smeat 07-23-2013 03:19 PM

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VSG 07-23-2013 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4254338)
Why are they doing that?

Massive overseas tour including Australia and China. Smackdown tapings Wed and Thur.

owenbrown 07-23-2013 06:15 PM

stop fucking posting NSFW stuff in the open forums.... k thanks


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