She was originally gonna do a drive by but lost the gun just beforehand.

Who is the money in the bank briefcase owner

:lol: at Taker taking a shortcut for the entrance walk.

Nah, floor seats and the press boxes and suites easily adds 10k to max capacity. Maybe they even sold standing room only tix...doubtful, but maybe...I honestly don't think they fudged the numbers by more than ~250 if at all.

Jim Ross is a national treasure.

Taker looks like his bedtime is usually an hour ago.

GET OFF MY YARD

Why are you letting JBL talk when JR is right there?

Why are these two feuding

Undertaker should probably get a larger hat.

Christ, how tight was Undertaker's hat? He has a Peyton Manning-esque red mark on his forehead.

No Samoa Joe or Finn Balor at Mania this year.

Holy shit.

"Roman is a holocaust denier" sign in the background.

Wow.

this match is going to have a lot of punches

Over/under 30 minutes?

Would help with the larger forehead that's developed over the years.:-\

WHOS YARD IS IT?

Who's body will give out first? The 30 year old in peak physical condition or the 60 year old who's hat bruised his forehead?

Does anyone know who any wrestlers voted for

Vince and Linda McMahon voted for Trump obviously

I guess cause Roman Reigns eliminated the Undertaker at the Royal Rumble (Michael Cole just said just now)

lol Roman not even winning crowd still mocking him

security not doing their jobs

Maybe even one that would make Superman proud :shifty:

JBL def voted for Trump... he was on Fox News talking about how "Trump is good for the economy" and @realDonaldTrump tweeted @ him thanking him yesterday

Undertaker currently willing his body to stay together and not burst into a plume of dust.

JR is loving this because he doesn't have to remember how to properly say Tanahashi or Naito

Good pace for this match.

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we need a booger red for old times sake JR

Triple A from the front page had a newz article about it.

Wait.....are you related to that Triple A or does he just have the same name?

God I missed JR gonna be rough going back to hearing Saxton and Cole tomorrow

Love JR pantomiming the goozle in the background.

I am prob going to feel 'emotional' when Taker loses this

JR is soooo good

German Table too tired from tonight's show to do its job of being destroyed.

If you do the newz, does this mean you know that scumbag, Kenton Lane? Tell that asshole he's not Ryan Clark and he never will be!

Amazing Taker would take that bump at age 75.

HOLY BALLS

Did Reigns just RVD'd himself with that spear?

Reigns nearly speared the shoe polish out of Taker's hair.

Yea same guy..

This might be the first WM ever to end after midnight (EDT) the following Monday...

Fastforward 20 years to WM 53

The last Ride

Well, TBF, Ryan Clark is no Matt Boone.

"Roman is a Holocaust denier" sign in the crowd

:lol: at Taker's lazy Last Ride powerbomb.

aaaaaand the Hardyz are unbroken again :(

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fuck JBL....

This should have been a buried alive match

That last ride looked like it broke down.

I don't believe you.

Match is 12 minutes long so far, I thought i would be under 10 minutes

both players are so shitty

Taker signals it's time to exchange finishers for 20 minutes.

I don't either. Front page guy definitely seems like a fraud.

+1 star for "tougher than a two dollar steak" reference.

Taker pretty much had his nuts on Reigns face with that pin.

Takers getting a bald spot at the back, might want to work in some boot polish to fix it...

Ooh someone kicked out of a tombstone at wrestlemania, what a shocker!!!!!!

The crowd is displeased.

lol.

Roman Reigns master strategy finally revealed "Oh shit. Something's gone wrong. SUPERMAN PUNCH."

That was awful.....AWFUL.

Those were some bad attempts at the tombstone. Taker is old.

:lol: at the botched tombstone attempts.

Either Taker is too fat or Taker's pants have no grip.

Taker past it and Reigns not good enough to carry match. Not good.

This is just difficult to watch for a number of reasons, including the condition of Taker, the speed of the match, the time, and the inevitability of the result.

Taker wrestles like old people fuck


Probably with painkillers....

This isn't even a submission

Which will prove to have been longer, WM or YouTuber "Wrestling With Wregret"'s recording of his WrestleMania Wreview?

Watching this match makes me realize that I totally took 2007-2009 Undertaker for granted

Did the ref fall asleep there

omg please no more matches for Undertaker, this is kind of upsetting, he can't "go" at all

Please retire....I'm starting to have good memories of Taker replaced by this shit.....

Taker should have had some of that Five Hour Energy Extra Strength they were promoting last night at Takeover.

Felt real bad for them re: botched tombstone reversal

Someone break out the oxygen mask ffs. Same shit every years in takers match.

I want Roman to say "I LOVE YOU" right before he spears TAKER out of his depends

What Reigns has done to Taker in this match should be considered elder abuse.

Taker should have invested in a vest for tonight. Worked for Reigns whenever he takes chair shots.

After those HBK matches, for Taker to go out like this is awful.

Great show, but this is a real plodger of a main event

MMMM, HEART ATTACKS...:drool:

This match is emotional af

I was 95% sure that was Undertaker's Ol Yeller moment.

Stop kicking out :(

This is almost like HBK Flair

T-Minus 5 minutes to midnight EDT...

98% sure that was it.

I'm waiting for someone to come out put a bullet in Takers head.

Michael's knew when to call it a day, undertaker in the past criticised Hogan for doing exactly what he's doing now.

uhg

Vince McMahon going to come out and throw in the towel.

This and Rollins/HHH should have been a lot shorter for time. Feel bad for Taker since hes struggling at times during this match.

:lol: Reigns can't even mimic doing a good sympathy spot to end Taker.

Lol at falling over on sit up. Up there with Lesnar laugh!

3 MINUTES...

We're minutes away from entering hour #8...

Really feels like WWE won't turn Reigns heel at all after this. Should be way more cocky and less HBK/Taker when they had to retire others.

Heel Reigns for sure

Wtf was that meant to be?

Thats it

Not even JR could save that.