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Thats a fake account. The real one is F3calSpl@3r1.

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For 500 tokens Ill drink a bunch of blue gatorade first and deliver some choice green apple spl@ers. But that's only for my homie Fan. It's 750 tokens for everyone else.

In the span of 10 minutes I turned this into the poo poo thread and the pol thread into the pee pee thread. Doing the Lords work tonight.

The TPWW Wonder Twin's Shit Splat-tacular

I was “RealFight2-0GoesPooInABowl” but my account was banned for copyright violations as I like to do my business to the soothing sounds of David Crockett calling Rock ‘n’ Roll Express matches.

For future reference you can avoid the copyright algorithms by speeding up or slowing down the dulcet tones of David Crockett. Only has to be a slight change in tempo, too.

Rip.

Smackdown on FS Fucking 1 on a Friday Night had the same Demo as Dynamite?!?! I thought AEW changed the world though :rofl:

They backed away from that slogan pretty fast.

Smackdown. Woof. It’s over. AEW wins the war I think.

AEW wins by virtue of WWE breaking its foot on AEW’s ass.

RAW dead too? Oh shit.

Damn RIP

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hour 3 averaged 1,263,000, which is the lowest single hour ever for Raw.<br><br>Total viewers was the lowest since October 31. <br><br>P18-49, though, was up from last week. And 0.41 is higher than last year's December average.<a href="https://t.co/1GXWlzoCmG">https://t.co/1GXWlzoCmG</a> <a href="https://t.co/s1CyT0kbu6">pic.twitter.com/s1CyT0kbu6</a></p>&mdash; Brandon Thurston (@BrandonThurston) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1600249136753745920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

RAW is REALLLLLY boring to watch so that tracks

Thank God for AEW or there would be no more wrestling.

Raw on the cusp of entering no milly territory

RAW collapses, hour 3 gets 1.2 million viewers, which is still WAY MORE than Dynamite #sorryFannotsorry! :rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl:

Tony has to be licking his chops here. You look at what is being paid for Raw, a tv show with thirty years of history and an established, decrepit, fanbase. Then you look at AEW, a three year company with a much younger, desirable audience. AEW is only a couple 100000 viewers off of being equal with Raw, and on a much weaker network to boot.

I think Tony's gonna be listening to Shane o Mac's theme a lot more, very soon

Definitely licking his chops. Figuratively, of course. Can’t do it literally. Clenched jaw via the celebratory cocaine.

Lol at 1.536 million. Tony would KILL for that number.

Didn’t realise the Westminster Dog Show was on this week.

Damn shame. At least Regal coming back to boost ratings.

NXT gonna need him. Jesus. WOOF.

534k for NXT

Is that good?

it is if you also think eating out of dumpster is fine dining!

It is if you’re AEW. For anyone else, it can’t be considered a great number.

It's much closer to Dynamite than Dynamite is to RAW so if that's good for AEW then this must be excellent for NXT.

840,000

Dynamite playing a game of limbo. How low can they go!


Chalk up another victory for Noid and Xrodmuc

840k? What is this? The third hour of Raw?

I can't believe how great Dynamite did! Only 400,000 less than Raw's third hour "collapse". GREATJOBTONY!!! #LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Next week will get them back over 1 million, don’t worry. Then it will only be 200k to go to catch Raw’s third hour.

RIP Wrestling Industry

It’s been a good run since Vince invented the concept in 1984.

Dynamite Quarter Hours

Q1: Dynamite Diamond Battle Royal – 883,000 viewers, 377,000 in 18-49
Q2: End of Battle Royal/MJF & Ricky Starks segment/Samoa Joe & Darby Allin video – 910,000 viewers (up 27,000), 417,000 in 18-49 (up 40,000)
Q3: Jon Moxley promo/Samoa Joe vs. Darby Allin – 845,000 viewers (down 65,000), 392,000 in 18-49 (down 25,000)
Q4: End of Joe vs. Allin/Orange Cassidy & Kip Sabian segment/Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta vs. Jake Hager & Daniel Garcia – 876,000 viewers (up 31,000), 419,000 in 18-49 (up 27,000)
Q5: End of BCC vs. JAS/William Regal video/Moxley promo/House of Black promo – 882,000 viewers (up 6,000), 405,000 in 18-49 (down 14,000)
Q6: Jamie Hayter interview/Jade Cargill & The Baddies vs. Madison Rayne, Skye Blue & Kiera Hogan – 772,000 viewers (down 110,000), 331,000 in 18-49 (down 74,000)
Q7: End of Cargill & Baddies vs. Rayne, Blue & Hogan/Britt Baker & Saraya segment/The Acclaimed vs. FTR – 769,000 viewers (down 3,000), 348,000 in 18-49 (up 17,000)
Q8: End of Acclaimed vs. FTR – 784,000 viewers (up 15,000), 356,000 in 18-49 (down 8,000)

And that’s why Tony doesn’t give the ladies TV time…

Fucking ouch. You can’t do modern wrestling without having your quota of women. But their women’s division has been so horrible from the start that they’ll always be playing catch-up. Omega ftw!