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road doggy dogg 09-30-2014 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vito Cruz (Post 4519988)
<font color=goldenrod>If you had Dennis Allen as the first coach fired this year - you win! Raiders gave him the axe this evening.</font>

I really wish I could listen to a podcast of two guys who jokingly put odds on such things occurring and have mentioned Dennis Allen's name countless times.


IF ONLY ............


:'(

road doggy dogg 09-30-2014 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4519543)
Lions continue their streak of odd injuries with TE Joseph Fauria injuring his ankle after chasing his puppy around the house because it was about to pee on the floor.

On top of that, a pedestrian walkway over the Southfield Fwy collapsed when a truck crashed into it while Stafford was on his way to (I think) practice last week too. It was like 6am or something and he barely stopped in time to avoid getting fucking crushed. Ridiculous week for the Lions. I'll take 3-1 and bizarro injuries over 1-3 though

road doggy dogg 09-30-2014 08:46 AM

Actually that's a lie, bizarro injuries suck. At least it wasn't Levy though (though Tulloch is pretty good)

Innovator 09-30-2014 11:33 AM

I had to rely on Dameshek to get me through yesterday.

Emperor Smeat 09-30-2014 03:53 PM

Tony Sparano hired as the interim coach for the Raiders.

FCC dropped their rule regarding blackouts for sports games although at the moment the NFL is refusing to follow.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11...fl-says-change

road doggy dogg 09-30-2014 03:57 PM

holy shit, that's huge (the FCC ruling)

could be a sign of good times to come

road doggy dogg 09-30-2014 03:57 PM

but did you have to link the ESPN article on the matter? #FreeSimmons

Boomer 09-30-2014 04:22 PM

I'm showing up to provide an excuse for how bad the Falcons are about to become. Losing their second defensive leader, as well as two starting linemen, for the majority or all of the season is balls. And the defense is bad, so yeah. Enjoy those Atlanta fantasy points while you can get them.

Innovator 09-30-2014 04:23 PM

Still trying to sort out the hierarchy of teams, lot of subtitute property equations to do

road doggy dogg 09-30-2014 04:31 PM

Still not sure who to take in the NFC North. I dropped some $$$ on GB to win the SB and their O-line is still fucking awful but last week was encouraging.

SlickyTrickyDamon 09-30-2014 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by road doggy dogg (Post 4520078)
Actually that's a lie, bizarro injuries suck. At least it wasn't Levy though (though Tulloch is pretty good)

Robert Edwards' career shortening injury in a beach football game comes to mind.

road doggy dogg 09-30-2014 09:14 PM

Nothing will ever top Zumaya

Emperor Smeat 10-02-2014 01:40 AM

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A Dallas Cowboys special teams player has been accused of sexually assaulting a woman at the team’s hotel in Texas on Sept. 20 — and he was allowed to play the next day.

The alleged attack came just a day after NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell’s awkward news conference during which he promised to get tough on players accused of violent crime.

Police in Grapevine, Texas, told the Daily News that C.J. Spillman, 28, is “involved” in the investigation of a sexual assault that allegedly took place at the Gaylord Texan Resort and Convention Center, the Cowboys’ official hotel since 2009.
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/fo...icle-1.1960275


Also another player facing domestic violence charges this time Titans WR Quincy Enunwa.
http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/jet...ntry-1.1959871

Heisenberg 10-02-2014 08:30 AM

The special teams player doesn't hold the weight of a Ray Rice/Adrian Peterson storyline so he can slide through the motions and get over.

Sources predict that we will see a big spike in attacks as opposing teams continue to pay off these women to sabotage player's careers and further improve the stakes towards getting the Lombardi

road doggy dogg 10-02-2014 09:11 AM

CJ Spiller assaulted a gaylord

road doggy dogg 10-02-2014 10:37 AM

DeAndre Levy defensive player of the month. he's a beast

Innovator 10-02-2014 10:53 AM

A fringe special teams player should be a no brainer to cut

Innovator 10-02-2014 10:56 AM

Antrel Rolle said that Prince is playing so well this year because he's getting laid

road doggy dogg 10-02-2014 11:23 AM

lol that is awesome, do you have a link to that quote

Innovator 10-02-2014 01:13 PM

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"I think it all ties into one another, as far as him getting married, being able to (have sex)," Rolle said about his teammate who had abstained from premarital sex due to his religious beliefs. "He's just developing more as a man and accepting challenges and being the dominant player that we need him to be that we know he's capable of."

Rolle said Amukamara carries himself with more swagger.

"For a man, that could definitely help him out. For a man ... I'm just being honest ... it's helping him out. He walks around with a little more swagger, which is something that we need, which is something that we love," Rolle said.

Heisenberg 10-02-2014 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by road doggy dogg (Post 4521230)
CJ Spiller assaulted a gaylord

how many texts you think the real CJ Spiller woke up to when ppl misread that story, enough to make the real Spilly spill guts?

Evil Vito 10-02-2014 02:24 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Prince Amukamara has 5 sisters: Princess, Promise, Peace, Precious, and Passionate.</font>

RoXer 10-02-2014 03:42 PM

Princess played RB for JV squad. Broke a couple of track records too.

Heisenberg 10-02-2014 10:57 PM

Matt Flynn's first pass of the season is an interception

screech 10-03-2014 08:20 AM

These Thursday night games have been terrible.

screech 10-03-2014 08:24 AM

But ratings have been up for them so I guess it doesn't matter lol

Ruien 10-03-2014 11:14 AM

People love their football. It seems like Thursday and Monday games have not consisted of two awesome teams or just two decent teams. Always a mix from awesome/decent/terrible teams to make horrible games.

screech 10-03-2014 01:40 PM

At least they've all been division games, which are usually decent no matter how the teams are. None have been that, though

screech 10-03-2014 01:43 PM

I think they've all been division games anyway.

Ruien 10-03-2014 01:45 PM

Actually read something in Facebook that made sense. Have teams coming off their by play Thursday game. For example, Ari and Den could play this Thursday. At least then we are getting teams on full rest. Then they get another week and a half before their next game.

screech 10-03-2014 01:53 PM

Yeah I'd be down with that. More often than not, at least one team is super sloppy on the Thursday game and it means we get crap in primetime.

screech 10-03-2014 02:30 PM

Heard on the radio that the combined score of the Thursday games this year is 205-60. That is awful.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-03-2014 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screech (Post 4521771)
But ratings have been up for them so I guess it doesn't matter lol

Up compared to what? Last year when it was only on a premium network and now on CBS? Duh.

ClockShot 10-03-2014 04:07 PM

Broncos cut Matt Prater. It was a "football decision".

WHY?!

screech 10-03-2014 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4521973)
Up compared to what? Last year when it was only on a premium network and now on CBS? Duh.

Up in the slot for CBS apparently. Perplexing given a "top show" was there last year, but that's what I <s>read</s> skimmed at work today.

Emperor Smeat 10-03-2014 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruien (Post 4521881)
Actually read something in Facebook that made sense. Have teams coming off their by play Thursday game. For example, Ari and Den could play this Thursday. At least then we are getting teams on full rest. Then they get another week and a half before their next game.

Bit surprised the NFL hasn't even considered doing that by now. They already have rules regarding the London and flex games to prevent extra fatigue but haven't bothered with those Thursday games yet.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 04:25 PM

lol Titans.

lol Lions.

#1-norm-fan 10-05-2014 04:38 PM

Left one house after the Cowboys game and got to another house to see final scores...

Holy shit, Titans.

Holy shit, Lions.

#1-norm-fan 10-05-2014 04:40 PM

Also, even with Dallas winning, Tampa Bay just made me feel slightly worse about how good Dallas might be.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 05:52 PM

LOL Jets

Evil Vito 10-05-2014 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4523225)
Also, even with Dallas winning, Tampa Bay just made me feel slightly worse about how good Dallas might be.

I feel the same way about the Giants right now. The offense has looked mostly good, and the pass rush has been excellent. They've rattled off 3 wins but they were against the shitty Texans, shitty Redskins, and the Falcons who never win on the road.

Back to back road games against Philly and Dallas and then the bye. Pretty sure the Giants need to win at least one of those to stay in contention for the division.

#1-norm-fan 10-05-2014 06:05 PM

The Falcons were never bad on the road before. Apparently they caught the Saints disease though.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 06:05 PM

Sankey blew it for the Titans only 27 yards. Need a RB to run when you have the lead.

#1-norm-fan 10-05-2014 06:06 PM

Tampa Bay is the best road team in that division. That's not good.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 06:15 PM

Smith out Vick in.

Innovator 10-05-2014 06:16 PM

Nevermind that shit, here comes Vick

#1-norm-fan 10-05-2014 06:18 PM

Aww shit! Michael Vick about to lose some games by slightly less!

#1-norm-fan 10-05-2014 06:50 PM

Bryan Hoyer is a pretty good quarterback. He just happens to play for the Browns and is not even the most popular quarterback on his team so it's easy to get overlooked. The guy is very solid though.

ClockShot 10-05-2014 07:25 PM

Bad day to be a member of Gang Green nation. New York newspaper covers tomorrow morning ought to be good.

ClockShot 10-05-2014 07:27 PM

In other news, Peyton Manning notched touchdown pass #500 today. Joining Brett Favre as the only 2 guys to do it.

Droford 10-05-2014 08:28 PM

Ravens looked awful. really disappointing they got 4 turnovers and couldn't win

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 08:32 PM

4 plays 3 first downs.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 08:34 PM

QB slide that tackle is illegal fucker.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 08:39 PM

TAKE THAT YOU FUCKERS! TOUCHDOWN PATS!

Droford 10-05-2014 08:41 PM

I'm watching baseball but rooting for the Patriots. if I root but don't watch I don't feel as dirty.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 08:59 PM

Brady chants 14-0 Pats.

To anybody who thought it was over :fu:

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 09:08 PM

Come on ref that was nothing you are on the take! Who bought you off?

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 09:17 PM

Don't take their bullshit Pats.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 10:42 PM

GRONK SPIKE!

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 10:42 PM

REFS CANS SUCK ON IT! YOU CAN'T FLAG THAT!

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 10:44 PM

Defensive Touchdown and you CAN'T FLAG THAT!

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 10:44 PM

What a dirt bag pushing a player diving into the endzone.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-05-2014 11:48 PM

EAT SHIT NFL EXPERTS SAYING THE PATS WERE DONE. EAT SHIT AND DIE!

Emperor Smeat 10-05-2014 11:51 PM

:y: Pats won.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-cards="hidden" lang="en"><p>HISTORY! Tom Brady becomes the 6th NFL QB of all time to pass for 50,000 yards. <a href="http://t.co/FVUG8qgrF2">pic.twitter.com/FVUG8qgrF2</a></p>&mdash; SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/518927899249098752">October 6, 2014</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
The others being Favre, Peyton Manning, Marino, Brees, and Elway. Needs another 1300+ yards to pass Elway for 5th.

ClockShot 10-06-2014 06:26 AM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzPkvUQIEAAPEyA.jpg

screech 10-06-2014 06:31 AM

Jesus Christ, STD.

Glad I wasn't in here last night

Clerk 10-06-2014 07:12 AM

Browns comeback was cool.

Innovator 10-06-2014 11:36 AM

Giants/Eagles. Let's Go

Emperor Smeat 10-06-2014 04:56 PM

Lion cut kicker Alex Henery and the second one since the season started.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ESPN
In looking for a new kicker, Caldwell said experience will be one of the factors the team will look at. Former Broncos kicker Matt Prater and former Cardinals kicker Jay Feely both are scheduled to work out for the Lions on Tuesday, league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.


SlickyTrickyDamon 10-06-2014 05:48 PM

Brandon Browner's suspension is over. Probably will be a week before he plays though.

James Steele 10-06-2014 10:36 PM

Cowboys winning the mother fucking Super Bowl!!!

Droford 10-06-2014 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James Steele (Post 4524389)
Cowboys winning the mother fucking nfc eastl!!!

edited for accuracy
unless they you know, choke and finish 8-8 again

Droford 10-06-2014 10:48 PM

I changed my survivor pick from the seahawks to the Saints, may have been a better move than I thought

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-07-2014 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James Steele (Post 4524389)
Cowboys winning the mother fucking Super Bowl!!!

They can't beat the Seahawks. Next week they will prove that and your "super bowl" thing have serious doubts.

Clerk 10-07-2014 11:39 AM

Cowboys will win the superbowl yess. Jones is the best owner in the NFL. Sehawks sucks.

http://media1.giphy.com/media/10fFFIBSdq16F2/200.gif

owenbrown 10-07-2014 07:43 PM

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...fs/205dzd2.gif

road doggy dogg 10-08-2014 08:07 AM

owenbrown that might be your worst post ever

owenbrown 10-08-2014 05:08 PM

are you sure about that, RDD? the other 14,703 posts prior to that one are pretty bad tbh :-\

Droford 10-08-2014 11:13 PM

the guy that tipped me to taking the Vikings as dogs vs the Falcons has stated that the same situation applies with the Bills at home vs the Patriots. Not only with the coming of the perfect game trend but also the trend of teams playing the following thursday tend to not play well on Sunday. Don't think I'll ever doubt him again if it hits, as the Bills +3.5 vs the Patriots is 10x crazier than the Vikings bet.

The perfect game plus long layoff trend also applies to the packers, as well as the80%+ public trend just like the Vikings. Packers are 3.5 pt road favorites vs the Dolphins and its supposed to be almost 90 in Miami on sunday. Dolphins coming off a bye themselves.

screech 10-08-2014 11:18 PM

Decided to humor myself and read FB comments on Sports Illustrated post (power rankings, they have SD at the top). A bunch of "they suck" and "who have they beaten?" posts. I was underwhelmed.

I'm not surprised they're up there. Even though they've had an easy schedule, other than Seattle, they've played pretty well.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-09-2014 12:15 AM

They don't suck but who have they beaten is valid. They beat the Seahawks at home and then have had joke opponents ever since and now the Raiduhrz.

#1-norm-fan 10-09-2014 01:04 AM

I don't think Buffalo is really a "joke" opponent. They're not a powerhouse or anything but they definitely aren't a "joke" so far.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-09-2014 01:29 AM

Sure they haven't had a winning season since the Clinton administration but yeah. You're right. They aren't a joke. Because they have sucked for 15 seasons and it's not funny anymore.

#1-norm-fan 10-09-2014 02:00 AM

... So even if they were 5-0 and tearing up the league, they would be a "joke team" because of the past.

Great theory. I guess they're fucked this season either way. Forget that they're leading their division and all that. TOTAL JOKE OPPONENT.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-09-2014 02:07 AM

They aren't the Cowboys.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-09-2014 02:08 AM

The Cowboys will be a joke team until they win a playoff game again.

#1-norm-fan 10-09-2014 02:09 AM

... What are you even trying to say anymore?

#1-norm-fan 10-09-2014 02:10 AM

Oh, I see. You're trying to insult my favorite football team to change the subject from you saying something incredibly dumb. Cool.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-09-2014 02:12 AM

Bills are 3-2 so your analogy is flawed.

#1-norm-fan 10-09-2014 02:15 AM

3-2 with road wins over two pretty decent teams and leading their division...

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4525484)
I don't think Buffalo is really a "joke" opponent. They're not a powerhouse or anything but they definitely aren't a "joke" so far.

Pretty sure most would agree that's a fair assessment.

Destor 10-09-2014 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4525489)
Sure they haven't had a winning season since the Clinton administration but yeah. You're right. They aren't a joke. Because they have sucked for 15 seasons and it's not funny anymore.

This is idiotic. this isnt 15 seasons ago, this is this season. No other season matters.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-09-2014 02:17 AM

Bears are a .500 team from last year. Lions had that game won 3 times if it wasn't for an unforced error on three kicks. Nothing the Bills did.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-09-2014 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor (Post 4525499)
This is idiotic. this isnt 15 seasons ago, this is this season. No other season matters.

Losing for that long is psychologically damaging.

#1-norm-fan 10-09-2014 02:22 AM

Jesus. STD really earning that "baffling posts" thread right now.

Destor 10-09-2014 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4525502)
Losing for that long is psychologically damaging.

to the people who were on the team maybe. thankfully most have RETIRED

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-09-2014 03:38 AM

They've got like 8 rookies on the active roster. The rest of the team knows how to lose. They'll teach em.

Destor 10-09-2014 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4525511)
They've got like 8 rookies on the active roster. The rest of the team knows how to lose. They'll teach em.

there are a couple of hundred players that have retired from that team in 15 years. I digress, you're clearly trolling.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-09-2014 03:59 AM

If they had let Doug Flutie play that playoff game he earned the right to start. Maybe this wouldn't have happened.

screech 10-09-2014 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4525458)
They don't suck but who have they beaten is valid. They beat the Seahawks at home and then have had joke opponents ever since and now the Raiduhrz.

Right, but you still have to play well enough to win. Plus they've had so many injuries already and are still managing. They haven't allowed points in the 4th quarter in their wins, and Rivers is playing great.

EDIT: The Bills are decent so far this year. Gotta Billeve!

#1-norm-fan 10-09-2014 06:34 AM

Nope. The Bills can't possibly have been decent so far this year because they weren't decent in past years. So even if they are decent, they aren't. Flawless logic.


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