If anyone is being sent back to development, it's you Mr "I-can't-be-bothered-to-fulfill-my-role-as-a-judge-for-Armchair-Warfare". :p

Whats the purpose?

To book a better show than other TPWW members, and the WWE.

It wouldn't matter how good I do because everyone hates me. But I know 100 percent that I can book a better show than Bigslimjj. So if the thread is made I will do it.

I've sent all the VCW shows to WWE/TNA. Just waiting to hear back now...

The shows are posted anominously, so that wouldn't be a problem. But you might wanna take a look at why you're hated and then do something about it?

Dude it doesn't matter how hard I try the higher ups can never put the past behind them. So I just quit trying all together.

Maybe you stop trashing TNA in every post? Especially when the topic isn't remotely related to TNA. Maybe.

Maybe Bigslimjj could learn his place and stop posting?

Maybe you could learn your place and lick my ballsack.

I would book Destro in a match in CZW...so no one would watch him. Then the main event wold be his Mom in a handicapped match(Named after her son,cause of ya know...the retardation) vs 3 20 pound turkeys. His mom wins in a squash.Or should I say,one bite.

Dude what happened to you?

Ever since you went to the Nam you just haven't been the same....

So tell me what the fuck is so great about the Bound for Gayness card and the 100 people who are going to order and get there money back because they thought they were going to be ordering porn.

THE SCHLOME SAYS......
 

The Schlome Says....

Time to review HELL IN A CELL 2010




Match 1
United States Championship - Submissions Count Anywhere Match
Daniel Bryan vs Miz vs John Morrison

The discussion immediately goes to - Why is John Morrison in a submissions based match when he has barely used a rear chin lock? The answer? He is a park whore. Yes, you heard it here first. His park whoreness got him a spot in this match to add a touch of flash to an otherwise standard opener. So on to the match. I thought it was good but did not get anywhere near the rating that Bryan vs Miz got at the last event. The good thing here was the arena brawling. Typically, your resident good guy, Schlomey, cannot STAND arena brawling. It is always boring & cheesy looking in my eyes. They did a great job tonight I think. I was enjoying the submission by the Miz on Morrison using the hand rail in the crowd. Pretty innovative stuff. Morrison's park whore came in to play and provided a nice "holy poop" moment or two. Overall this match was pretty great and met my expectations for such a match type.

Winner & Still Champion: Daniel Bryan

MATCH RATING: 81 out of 100


Match 2
WWE Title Match - Hell In A Cell
Sheamus vs Randy Orton

I feared I knew how this match would play out before it even began. Flashbacks of last years Hell In A Cell PPV featuring John Cena vs Randy Orton began flooding my mind. Sadly I was right. Here we have a VERY boring match with little to no emotion or use of the sadistic structure. I mean come on, it might have been a good 1 on 1 match but given that this is supposed to be the "be all end all" of structures it would have helped to incorporate it into the match. The last 7 minutes of the match were actually pretty good. The emotional level increased and the close counts and big moves came out. Sadly to me that makes it a little to easy to call it a good match. Yea he kicked out of a guys finisher...that's dramatic ...but does not make the match good. That's the easy way out.

Winner & Still Champion: Randall Keith Orton

MATCH RATING: 44 out of 100


Match 3
Impromptu Singles Match
Jack Swagger vs Edge

The premise leading up to this match was lame. Having Del Rio come out and waste our time (and a lot of other peoples money) really bothers me on a PPV. All he did was recap all the shit we just saw 2 days ago and other stuff we have been beaten to death with for a month. Edge made the save and for some reason Swagger came out to confront Edge for his beatdown from Smackdown. So the match itself was really freaking good. PPV quality match with basically no build so I give both guys props for making a match of great interest with little to nothing to work with. Edge, who I feel has been "calling it in" since Wrestlemania, put on his best singles match since returning. Swaggers losing streak may continue but at least a good singles match made him look pretty great.

Winner: Edgeward

MATCH RATING: 78 out of 100


Match 4
Stipulations Match
John Cena vs Wade Barrett

Brace yourselves, TPWW...Match of the night belongs to........John......Cena. I think I just threw up a little. Anyways, the match was top notch. PROOF that you don't always have to like the wrestlers in a match as long as the writing is good enough to get someone invested. Some nice swerves and some pretty close calls made this match top notch. The finish, of course, is what made me smile my evil Jew Grinch smile.

Winner: Wade Barrett

MATCH RATING: 88 out of 100


Match 5
Divas Championship Match
Michelle McTaker vs Nattie Neidhart

I was impressed with the Diva tag match on Smackdown. Not going to lie. I was actually looking forward to this match. The action was good and very crisp for a change. The finish was expected, at least by some. Welcome to actually getting to wrestle Nattie come in and blow me (please?) away.

Winner via DQ - Nattie Neidhart

MATCH RATING: 55 out of 100


Match 6
World Heavyweight Championship - Hell In A Cell Match
Kane vs Undertaker

I was amped for this. Actually I was bragging that this was Kane and Takers best feud / storyline ever. The match action was fine. Again not as evil, sadistic & hardcore as I desire but the energy was at least there to support the story. The ending is what I cannot handle. So Taker has Kane up for the Tombstone and then for no reason the lights go out and Bearer blinds Taker with a flashlight in the urn. Instead of Bearer hitting Undertaker with the urn he waits until he is fully standing and then just hands it off to Kane. Talk about anti climactic heel turning. His facials were basically flat and really was hard to tell what he was trying to accomplish. So yeah Kane destroyed Taker with the urn, hit the chokeslam and kept his belt. Sour tastes all around. Continuation of a storyline is one thing but having it happen in such a peculiar and visually unpleasing way was just...odd and lazy.

Winner & still champ: Kane

MATCH RATING: 68 out of 100



OVERALL SHOW RATING: 414 out of 600



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BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT
John Cena vs Wade Barrest

WORST MATCH OF THE NIGHT
Sheamus vs Randy Orton

BEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT
John Morrison set dive

BIGGEST LET DOWN OF THE NIGHT
The ending to the Kane vs Undertaker match

whats so funny about being a park whore! our town has quite a few gay men who are considered park whores....the park down by the river that has the really long boat docks. Typical late night homosexual meet up spot.

The ppv was good with the 1st hour being the best even if it was only 2 matches (Triple Threat and Orton-Sheamus).

The main problem with the ppv was the lack of matches meant either a lot of filler time or too many long matches.

In hindsight, Paul Bearer kind of gave away the ending during his interview where he said he also had a plan that has been brewing for years. Only reason he would have for a plan would be for revenge against the Undertaker covering him in cement 6-7 years ago.

Triple threat was a lot of fun, great opener :y:

Orton/Sheamus did a good job using the cell, some cool spots, etc. I really liked this match

Edge/Swagger was random and boring. Couldn't get into it.

Cena/Barrett was pretty good. I look forward to the upcoming storyline.

Divas was w/e.

Main event was disappointing. Sucked pretty bad, and the ending was WTF.

Overall: The first hour is worth watching but after that, fuck it. Poo.

At this point I almost WANT them to hire Noid right now

And why didn't Rey come out tonight? Did I miss something?

Hiptoss! :mad:

I guess he has another 7 weeks of vacation before his next appearance.

When Taker's background came up when he had Kane in the tombstone, did it remind anyone of a Mortal Kombat Fatality?

lol i love Schlomey's ppv reviews

yeah, they're pretty good. except i don't think the overall rating of the PPV should be based on the total of each match. each match has a differing weighting, imo.

Can someone please tell me what you guys saw in the triple threat match that made it so good? The cross face maneuver Byran uses is by far the sloppiest thing I have seen, it's almost as bad as Cena's submission. Not too mention the guy gets little, or should I say NO reaction from the crowd what so ever, the only reason why the crowd pops is because it is the Miz tapping out, if it is anyone else, no one would give a shit

You're insane he gets huge pops you are just anti Indy like everyone else around here.

Do you need too go back and watch his entrance? I think you should.

I have watched his entrance everytime he wrestles on RAW. Get over it he is here and going nowhere.

Good so you notice the lack of reaction. That is all.

I think SaskatchewanChamp is Narc's sock

Shh now Juan K? Thanks

No I hear the crowd stand up and cheer like the do for most of the faces. Do you not remember the crowd chanting his name left and fucking right through the whole summer? Are you that fucking stupid? Are you just pissed because he worked his ass off on the indie's? Are you just pissed because he is more over then anyone from FCW? Do you hate him because he is not from Calvin Klein ad? Is that what you want?

In response to Cena joining the Nexus









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1. 100 people out of 9,000 - 10,000 people chanting someones name isn't exactly a "crowd."

2. I have never seen an indie show, so I can't judge what he has done in front of 300 people every weekend.

3. I don't know what FCW is.

4. Calvin Klein = Win.

When I say "That is all" that means you are done speaking too me, so shut it.