His analogy isn't flawed, you just didn't get it.

I feel like STD doesn't get a lot of things.

except food

Remember like 2 years ago when the Bills were 5-0 and tearing up the league

Adrian Peterson in more legal trouble after admitting to smoking weed and breaking his bail bond conditions. Might be as early as next week that he could end up getting his bail status revoked.

Besides the legal stuff, also likely getting hit with an NFL suspension under the new domestic violence policy.

I still say Bills go 8-8 at best this year and winning the AFC East is a pipe dream for them

Gotta Billeve!

I love Ahmad Bradshaw, has he hurt his feet yet this year?

Let's get loud. Let's get quiet.

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Katy Perry is reportedly the Super Bowl halftime performer.

They couldn't get anyone else?

Is she going to be topless?

The NFL is going to have to back out of their "You pay to play at the Superbowl" then.

Look, I get not pandering to the male 18-34 demographic (typical football fans) blatantly because so many people watch the Superbowl but why are they trying to exclude that demographic entirely? Seems so bizarre to me. What dude wants to see this?

Straight ones.

Faggot.

What?

Katy Perry is pretty attractive. Bonerific, even. I'm good with this.

You are going to ignore a demographic no matter who you choose unless you get a group like the Black Eye Pees, or whatever there name was with Fergie. Those groups are rare. Katy Perry is a solid choice seeing how overly popular she is.

Wishful thinking.... fucking FCC regulations

Black Eyed Peas are shit

I guess I just dn't get it. I don't know.

Me and most of my friends who are actual football fans don't really watch the halftime show ever anyway. Usually too busy eating/drinking/scrambling to make second-half bets to care about whatever pop star du jour is playing

Hot piece of ass who can "sing"=sponsors. What's so hard to get?

Where do people go to stream NFL games? Want to watch the Bengals game today since the Colts already played and the Bears come on later.

the Ravens are in Tampa and the stadium looks 3/4 full and at least 1/4 of that is Ravens fans..

21 pts for the Ravens in 10 minutes, crazy

If Peyton Manning is having bad case of stage fright because he's back at MetLife, Jets might pull this off.

5 TDs for flacco, 35-0 1 minute into the 2nd

Flacco is going to get the 8 TDs game record today, I feel it

shoulda picked him for fanduel, then i could quit my job

last time the Ravens played in TB they won 27-0 in 2006

Also won a SB there not allowing an offensive TD.

lol Bills. Fumbled on a play they should have taken a knee on. 3 free points for the Pats and 3 turnovers in the first half. All Pats points off turnovers.

Browns pounding the Steelers is making me happy, if only the Panthers could get it going vs Cincy..

THAT'S OUR QUARTERBACK!

He's still got it!

Ravens gave up a FG..oh well

NFL should have a separate set of records for game played against the Buccaneers.

Panthers take the lead in Cincy!

Fuck you Buffalo Gronk is hurt. You fucking cheating fucks.

Fuck Ridlay is hurt. Fuck you gravity.

:y: Pats beat the Bills.

Hopefully the Mayo and Ridley injuries don't end up being really serious or season ender types.

Hhahaahh Tie Game. Nugent is drops a nugget.

fuck you Cincinnati! a fucking tie?! REALLY?!

Raiders actually resembling a football team against San Diego?

H8 football

welcome to my misery

Sloppy game by Denver. Too many penalties and not Peyton's best performance. He'll be knocking on Favre's door next week.


Nice pick six by Geno to end the game. :)

^ h8 fucking faggot fans of faggot ass teams like this faggot right here

My team did ok wahhhhh

Fuck this faggot right here

Jk love ya lots!

His team is the Jets because he has a Yankee logo. It's a package deal.

Only coaches can shit on teams when they win if they don't play great.

Yes you do.

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So losing to New England makes you a "joke team" apparently. Good to know.

Also...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Doesn't make me wrong about the Bills not going anywhere but down. Good win.

No, every other dumb comment about the past making them a joke team makes you wrong about the Bills.

THIS however, makes you easily demonstrably wrong about the Cowboys. So... lolSTD.

I stand by this

Cowboys win!

Clockshot is a Broncos fan.

O I am ready for this game.

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His new logo then.

Yeah..........been meaning to change that.

Done.

going to have a panic attack every punt

One day the Gianta will learn to defend a comeback route

For the love of God that was scary

I love that terrible challenge.

I don't know who to root for right now.

Root for a tie with all of your fantasy players playing getting 30 points.

Giants though. Giants can't keep up the winning and the Eagles can. Cowboys will be better with the Giants winning.

If you don't want a tie for first, root Giants


But don't root Giants

Elbow in touchdown.

Dammit that was a great throw

Seems like its too late to root for the Giants.

Well that's a logical thought.

But then I've gotta think for the future. Who is a bigger threat down the road?

Whoever wins this game seems like a bigger threat. Therefore whoever wins this game is the team that I DON'T want to win this game.

Football cheering is hard.

You should root for your team to win and everybody else ties.

lolSTD again

Why can't he like the Yankees and Broncos?

the Bengals tie keeps them in 1st by 1/2 game even though the Ravens have 4 wins. if they had lost they'd have been tied with the browns. But its OK cause by next week the Ravens will be in first after the Bengals lose to the Colts and the Ravens bet the falcons.

Giants look pitiful right now. If this gets to 17-0 it's basically over. The o-line decided not to show up.

ATL offense worries me. Should be a good game, though.

Foles is throwing a beautiful ball tonight.

And on top of that I entered tonight's game with like a 50 point lead but Foles and McCoy are chipping away at it very quickly. Andre Williams not helping at all.

The same reason Krimzon isn't a Heat Fan anymore.

Giants need points, get something going before halftime

ClockShot is established as a Broncos and Yankee fan

This is a weird Viagra commercial.

I've decided I'm rooting for the Giants because I don't want them too desperate next week.

Ravens will run away with the Division, they're going to catch Cincy at the right time (in two weeks) and the Steelers the week after and the Titans the week after that. 7-2 going into the bye, then the lol saints.
8-2 going into the Thanksgiving weekend matchup with the Chargers which is the toughest game left as they finish up with the Dolphins, Jaguars, Texans and Browns. I see no less than 12-4..
Bengals schedule is pretty easy after the Ravens game minus week 16 vs the Broncos.

Falcons haven't won a game outdoors since November of 2012, and they got rolled today at home where they're usually solid. Game is in Baltimore.

Even if he wasn't, it shouldn't be an issue.

Except it's not the same at all.

What's the phrase right before "if they don't win it's a shame" in Take me out to the ball park?

Giants' offensive line looks bad.

Well...I hate Sunday night games so much that I guess a blowout loss is less depressing than a one possession loss.

Giants are pretty much in do-or-die situation next week in Dallas. Falling 3 games behind in the division would basically end it with their schedule as it is.

He lives around NY so that is moot.

Even if he didn't, who cares? Cheer for whichever team you want.

I am confident Eli Manning is going to lead the Giants down the field for a TD.

Not with this offensive line. They played really well the last 3 weeks but tonight they look lost.

Eli must really be scared and wanting his mommy

Oh fuck you refs

I definitely jinxed Nick Foles.