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Emperor Smeat 06-04-2012 03:28 PM

Looks like everything is leaning towards a new model being shown off Wensday but it won't have the 2nd stick and instead be a "XL" model with at least the bottom screen being about 1/3 bigger (1 extra inch).

The reason for no 2nd stick probably is related to the exclusive deal Nintendo signed with Capcom over the Circle Pad attachment. Capcom makes some profit for every attachment sold since they helped design it.
http://kotaku.com/5915575/nintendo-t...del-of-the-3ds

Kane Knight 06-04-2012 03:40 PM

I'd correct that, but apparently expecting honesty from your reports is enough to get bitched at.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 06:41 PM

STOP <s>SNITCHIN</s> OBSESSING

Kane Knight 06-05-2012 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hasney (Post 3880119)
STOP <s>SNITCHIN</s> <s>OBSESSING</s> READING THE ARTICLES


Kane Knight 06-08-2012 10:41 AM

Insider sources now indicated that the new 3DS model will not only feature an increased screen size, but also a second analogue stick, 300% battery life, Native 7.1 surround sound (without peripherals), and a personal blowjob from Reggie Fils-Aime. Blowjob may be delivered by another Nintendo rep based on region.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-08-2012 10:43 AM

Sounds good. Unless the blowjob is from zombie Reggie. I wouldn't take that risk.

Kapoutman 06-08-2012 03:15 PM

I would still buy. I'd take a chance on the blowjob. Maybe put it up on eBay.

Verbose Minch 06-08-2012 03:17 PM

I'd get a blowjob from Reggie any day. Zombie or not

Emperor Smeat 06-12-2012 05:22 PM

It appears there might a big split within Nintendo over the idea of releasing a redesigned 3DS any time soon with Miyamoto against the idea of a "Lite" or a new version being possible and the "boss" of the 3DS division, Hideki Konno, hinting an XL version like the DS could be possible for Smash Bros 3DS.

Miyamoto would rather have the focus be made on improving the 3D effects for games while Konno would favor bigger screens to help improve gameplay.

http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/08/n...lement-of-sur/
http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/06/...eld-generation

Kane Knight 06-12-2012 06:00 PM

I take it "both" is out of the question.

Emperor Smeat 06-21-2012 04:24 PM

Nintendo giving away free DLC for owners of Mario Tennis Open with this week being a free playable Red Yoshi character.

The code or scan piece is at the end of the short trailer video.

http://www.screwattack.com/trailers/...rio-tennis-dlc

Kalyx triaD 06-21-2012 04:39 PM

Miyamoto is god but I think he should let the 3DS division govern itself in this regard. The 3DS needs some redesign.

Kalyx triaD 06-21-2012 11:57 PM

And now I will buy. Like clockwork.

3DS LL:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17qi...g/original.jpg

Kalyx triaD 06-21-2012 11:58 PM

No second stick is lol, though.

Kane Knight 06-22-2012 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalyx triaD (Post 3901315)
And now I will buy. Like clockwork.

3DS LL:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17qi...g/original.jpg

Are there any details on features?

Emperor Smeat 06-22-2012 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalyx triaD (Post 3901316)
No second stick is lol, though.

Probably can't for the moment due to the exclusive contract Nintendo has with Capcom over the Circle Pad attachment. Forgot if it was a 6 month or 1 year deal with Capcom having a good share of profits for every attachment sold since they helped design it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 3901336)
Are there any details on features?

Just a new battery to be included to extend the 3DS life along with both screens being 90% bigger. In terms of price, it will be $200. The only catch is no AC adapter to be included but the current 3DS adapter is compatible.

Kalyx triaD 06-22-2012 12:58 AM

Formally called 'XL' for us Yanks:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17qi...g/original.jpg

Kalyx triaD 06-22-2012 01:00 AM

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17qi...g/original.jpg

NES paint job.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-22-2012 01:29 AM

AC adaptor is in the US box. Slightly bizzare it's not in the Japan console.

Kane Knight 06-22-2012 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 3901338)
Probably can't for the moment due to the exclusive contract Nintendo has with Capcom over the Circle Pad attachment. Forgot if it was a 6 month or 1 year deal with Capcom having a good share of profits for every attachment sold since they helped design it.


Just a new battery to be included to extend the 3DS life along with both screens being 90% bigger. In terms of price, it will be $200. The only catch is no AC adapter to be included but the current 3DS adapter is compatible.

It's still a bad idea. Not havingit integrated means it will likely not be adopted widely and will put people off games which use it.

The no AC adapter (in Japan, I read Hasney's post) is kinda weird.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalyx triaD (Post 3901364)

Holy fuck I love that.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-22-2012 02:44 AM

I wish that NES one was real and in XL format. Makes me miss one of my old GBA SP's

http://consolemania.voila.net/photo/spn0.jpg

Kane Knight 06-22-2012 03:06 AM

I would SO buy the real XL version were it to exist.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-22-2012 07:09 AM

Nintendo Europe's presentation says we're not getting the power adapter in the box either.

Buh? I can't even fathom why someone would think this is a good idea.

Damn 06-22-2012 10:42 AM

3DS XL announced WOW!
 
:eek:

http://i.imgur.com/ZjDI1.png

http://i.imgur.com/W4ruI.png

http://i.imgur.com/aAhGR.jpg

August 19.

$199

Slightly improved battery life.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Kane Knight 06-22-2012 10:53 AM

I like the fact that you took the exact pics from the 3DS thread,

Damn 06-22-2012 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 3901690)
I like the fact that you took the exact pics from the 3DS thread,

I like the fact that when yr mom is in bed, she hides sandwhiches between her fat rolls.

Ermaximus 06-22-2012 11:22 AM

Bums me out that I just spent $159.99 on one of these for my gf, but the sex was worth it.

Now I just hope the XL causes the regular 3DS to drop in price by about $20 or so. Then I'll finally grab a red 3DS.

Kane Knight 06-22-2012 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damn (Post 3901694)
I like the fact that when yr mom is in bed, she hides sandwhiches between her fat rolls.


Sandwiches? Fuck, she hides whole cows up in there!

Kalyx triaD 06-22-2012 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damn (Post 3901694)
I like the fact that when yr mom is in bed, she hides sandwhiches between her fat rolls.

No seriously all of this was just posted. Why did you do this?

Ermaximus 06-22-2012 03:58 PM

Kalyx, I take it you haven't yet met Iop/PrettyCool/Damn, our resident spastic yet?

Deja Vu much?

Emperor Smeat 06-22-2012 04:25 PM

Some mixed news on how much of an improvement the new battery is with some places saying it ranges between an extra 1.5 to 3.5 hours while some are saying its only an extra 1.5 hours compared to the original battery. Almost the same type of battery used on Samsung's Galaxy tablets but a bit smaller in size for comparisons with other devices.

It basically depends on what is being played and the light/3d levels being used for the screen. Playing a DS game with the new battery provides an extra 1-2 hours on average.


Nintendo also revealed the release dates for the next batch of Virtual Console games for July with the promise of 2 new games every week.
Quote:

July 5th: The Legend of Zelda (NES)
July 12th: Kirby’s Pinball Land (GameBoy)
July 12th: The Sword of Hope II (GameBoy)
July 19th: Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters (GameBoy)
July 19th: Tumblepop (GameBoy)
July 26th: Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 (GameBoy)
??: Sonic Blast (GameGear)
??: Sonic Labyrinth (GameGear)
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/...to-3ds-owners/

Emperor Smeat 06-28-2012 04:48 PM

3DS XL will be getting its own Circle Pad attachment with at last Japan confirmed to be getting it late this year.
http://www.computerandvideogames.com...ntendo-3ds-xl/

Kalyx triaD 06-28-2012 07:37 PM

Cool I guess.

Emperor Smeat 07-06-2012 05:42 PM

New Super Mario Bros 2 for the 3DS is getting a special pre-order bonus which is a "gold coin" game case to hold the game. The catch is the coin case is only available to UK residents while the pre-order can only be made at GAME or Gamestation.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.c...s2coincase.png
http://www.joystiq.com/2012/07/05/uk...ad-mario-coin/

Emperor Smeat 07-12-2012 05:40 PM

Game Informer reveals a bunch of new screens regarding Castlevania: Lords of Shadow - Mirror of Faith with a few showing off what the menus and status screens look like.
http://media1.gameinformer.com/image...e-1211-005.jpg
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/featur...and-menus.aspx

President of Nintendo admits the overall 3D "fad" might be fizzling out again and they have no plans of making any more major revisions to the 3DS once the XL is released. He did mention 3D won't become a huge feature for the 3DS' successor.
http://www.destructoid.com/iwata-3d-...s-231211.phtml
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/...-analog-stick/

The White Tanooki Suit from Super Mario Land 3D will return for New Super Mario Bros 2 on the 3DS.
http://www.screwattack.com/trailers/...-returns-nsmb2

Emperor Smeat 07-18-2012 05:37 PM

More free DLC for Mario Tennis Open as Nintendo gives away the Metal Mario character for 3DS owners. Metal Mario is being classified as a power-type character in the game.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uzfU-z_Ss8E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Emperor Smeat 07-20-2012 05:29 PM

Nintendo is offering an incentive for purchasing the digital version of New Super Mario Bros. 2 for the 3DS with at least Japan and UK/Europe's incentives revealed.

In Japan, buying the digital version of the game or Demon Training (new Brain Age game) will give you double the usual amount of Club Nintendo coins for the game and Donkey Kong on the 3DS Vurtual Console for free.

In the UK (and maybe Europe), you get an extra 20 Club Nintendo coins to go on top of the usual 40 coins 3DS games provide.

No news on if North America will have their own incentive goodies.

The promotion is also part of a larger test promotion for digital versions of games to include extra goodies over their retail counter-parts starting next month.

http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/...-mario-bros-2/

Emperor Smeat 08-02-2012 05:48 PM

In case anyone has a 3DS and wants to get the XL version, Nintendo released a chart of everything that can and can't be transferred between systems. Some ambiguity on the part about videos and photos not being transferable from an SD card but some have stated it only deals with non-gaming files.

http://www.gonintendo.com/content/up...er_process.png

Kalyx triaD 08-14-2012 07:45 PM

Nintendo 3DS, Bitches:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hWSu3Al2uhs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I know it's another disingenuous Nintendo ad with a celeb but I like it for a few reasons.

Kane Knight 08-14-2012 08:05 PM

Well, two.


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