Gail Kimberly defeats Maria "Glamasaurus" Kanellis for the Knockouts title!

WWE advanced enough to change the name to woman's championship. Tits and Ass Shitpack still calls them Knockouts. It's sad,

CODY TIME?!

Brandi looking unbelievable as always.

TROUBLETROUBLETROUBLETROUBLETROUBLETROUBLETROUBLE

he's a bathturd

I like Cody's white ring gear/jacket

Lashley's WWE run was such a disappointment.

:lol: Spear during intros

:lol: at the intro to the title match.

Wrestlers should never wear the same ring gear. Now I can't distinguish the competitors from one another :shifty:

grainy but w/e

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Not for nothing but I wonder how far Derrick Bateman would have gotten in WWE were he given an actual role on the main roster after NXT.

I remember wanting a Bryan/Bateman tag title run so badly :o although that not happening gave rise to Team Hell No.

Was that a botch by EC3?

I swear 90% of the roster tonight has worn white trunks, even Gail Kim

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... is that a penciled in mustache on the tron?

Probably low mid-card at best considering how poorly WWE has handled the majority of NXT call ups.

Him going to TNA and the EC3 persona has done wonders for revitalizing his career.

Nice to see Josh Mathews hasn't broken the WWE habit of spoiling every nearfall.

Lashley pulling off a spear from the top rope was pretty cool.

That was a nice finish.

Wait that is the end!?

Lashley bets EC3 clean, show ends...

Classic TNA.

This is really the best possible outcome.

This gives me six more months to make fun of stupid shit TNA has done and will continue to do. Thank you kind, anonymous benefactor who is absolutely not Jeff Jarrett with his gold pyramid scheme.

For that reference, I present GLOBAL FORCE GOLD:

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:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

... uh, are those the Triforce boots she's rocking? I'm having a hard time concentrating on the non-white parts of her gear.

Also, was "get ring boots with the name of the company on them for every company I appear in" on Cody's checklist somewhere?

Okay, eyes back to Brandi.

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

Mr. Tiffany.

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She also had a kid in 2014, and then later claims to have found Jesus. I hope it was Carlton's kid.

As long as "anonymous benefactor" doesn't become an angle.

Brandi Rhodes is absolutely gorgeous. I'm curious to see if she can go in the ring. Isn't she training with Chris Hero? That's a great start.

I feel like you've never heard of TNA.

The anonymous benefactor will be like three different people at three different stages over the next set of tapings.

I could seriously see it being Cody Rhodes.

And his promos. Like total original ironic "People's Champ"/usurping the NOD from Farooq era, not when he blew up and turned face because he was super over.

Seriously, he might as well get a ripoff of the bull arm tat as well.

I feel like you should STFU and let me dream that there is some semblance of common sense somewhere in the company.

Yeah, they'll likely prove me wrong, and go into this "Who is the benefactor?" crap that eats up airtime that could otherwise be used to try to build a sandcastle out of this mud... but maybe they'll have more sense than that for once. Maybe.

And they'll bring back Joseph Park, Esq. to investigate on behalf of The Law Offices of Park, Park, and Park. Nevermind Decay, that's a whole separate thing. Different guy. No kay-fab!

The fact that this bullshit is more plausible than what I just wrote about holding out hope they have more sense than to do this saddens me.

Does he really? Ha! All I really knew about the guy was that he was on The Rock's reality show. I just went to look him up on Wikipedia again and the dude has been doing this for fourteen years. Holy shit. That's way too long to be that...not good. I imagine that the WWE saw that there was nothing to develop and thus let him go in 2014.

But man, did he so badly want to be The Rock? His acting was so over the top. He's a heel, so the super-expressive selling has its place, but he's not Rock, so he can't get away with it.

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Holy shit, is this promo fucking awful or what? "YAH!" What the fuck? What it is with people in TNA trying to be purposefully bad? He's confident at talking, but the whole "Yah!" and "That's just a fact of life" catchphrase attempt is just...so horrendously bad.

Drake couldn't condition Pavlov's dogs.

He reminds me of a more annoying Mr. Kennedy too. He also looks eerily like J.K. Simmons.

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This one is better, but it's still go that stupid "Let me talk to ya..." at the start. He's very...bland. He's just there and he's trying soooo hard to get noticed.