Bobby Fucking Lou!

And before people think I am a bandwagoner, I only want Vancouver to win so that they face Montreal in the final.

LMAO!

Montreal wont get past Boston.

Salo and Ballard as your 5-6 pair... Salo still has a slapper that would make Al Iafrate cringe, Ballard is good on both ends. Edler (might as well call him Elder considering his veteran presence despite his age...) has 3 games played since major back surgery, he's playing tough, putting up the body, laying down the blocked shots.

The only negative I can think of is with the Shitcago Blackcocks 4 posts.

Toews looks like a lost boy looking for puppy...

This is a huge win. Only thing I am afraid of is if this goes to 7 games...the Nucks are going to be dead come round 2.

Even if the Hawks do(and if they do..I garuntee you Glass takes out Towes or Kanes knees...) Schinder could be a rookie playoff sensation. He's the real deal. He's ready to be a #1.

Honestly, didnt even notice Toews at all.

Rangers/Caps

Good God why did Tortella(whatever the spelling) get another job? I cannot stand him. He won a cup that Ray Charles could have coached to victory.

I hope you're wrong.

It's hard cheering against the B's considering I've always liked them, and they have Lucic and Thomas who are my fav non Nuckers. The Habs are Canadian, and as a Canadian myself...it's been..18 years? Since a Canadian team won a cup. Jesus Christ. Someone born the last time Canada won a cup can now legally vote or buy porn..

That final would be amazing...an amazing victory for the Nucks.

I fear a big bad mean team like Philly or Boston a lot more than anything else.

Skill and talent vs skill and talent...Nucks win every single time. Its only the team that can grind and wear down the Nucks that will beat them.

Hey guys. Just putting this out there if anybody is interested. I've been involved in sim hockey leagues for about 5 years now. Basically, there's 30 gm's and you draft a team and manage it, like trading, setting your lines, entry drafts and such. Well I just joined a new league where you create your own player and you develop him. He gets drafted by one of the gm's in the league or signed to a contract and you assign points and such. Sort of like create a player mode in NHL 2011. For exaple, if you want your player to be a scorer, or a defensive defencman, you allocate your points towards certain attributes. I'm a goon right now so most of my points went towards fighting and checking. Anyways, this league is always looking for new players. It's alot of fun.

If you're interested or just want to check it out here's the link.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/The_SHL/index.php

If you join, make sure you note that "belak" referred you as I get 2 attribute points for every player I refer.

Signed up, awaiting approval.

Awesome! Now that you created your player, gm's will approach you with contract offers. Your GM will pretty much guide you through everything.

This sounds awesome. Love that you are a goon.

It goes pretty in depth. People do play by play of the games, write scouting reports, articles, stuff like that.

Thats awesome, I am wondering how the contract offer things work for rookies though.

Rookies get a one year deal because the draft is next season. Then you can take that money and buy attribute points.

No what I mean is do we get approached with offers from GM's now?

Yeah, gm's will send you a private message with offers. Usually wait till after supper when they get home from work.

Im kinda excited, sounds like alot of fun.

It's alot of fun. A simulator called STHS sims the games and you have a detailed scoring sheet to view after the game is done.

Here is the thing, how long does a season normally last?

Fallen Angel is the guy who says "yes please" when a telemarketer calls him and asks if he wants to buy accidental death insurance.

40 games

haha, I figured you would say that. I mean in real time.

Also, I got offered a starting job, hammering out the details now.

Depends on how it's scheduled. It won't be as long as an NHL season.

Didnt think so, Got offered a starter position :)

Also, Im thinking of making a thread for this, so it doesnt clutter up the NHL thread.

lol I think it'll just be me and you talking.

Yeah, but it isnt leaving dozens of messages for others to sift through to find shit they actually care about.

P.S Made the thread.

1-0

Fuck Montreal.

Price robbed him.

Ryan White is an idiot.

Jesus Price.

They just played "The Game" by Motorhead, legit marked out.

Yeh lol. I've heard it ocne before at a hockey game, may have been a Boston one.

Come on Habs!! Get a second goal!!!!

Come on Boston

*clap clap clap*

Come on Boston

*clap clap clap*

Our Lord, who art in heaven.
Stanley be thy name,
thy playoffs come,
thy will be done,
In Game 7 as it is in Game 1
Give us this day our lucky bounces
and forgive us our cross-checks.
As we facewash those who cross-check against us.
Deliver us from the pit of despair
For thine is the kingdom,
And the championship, And the glory.
For ever and ever.
GOAL!

These last 6mins are gonna be nerve wracking.

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

cunts

oh well only game 1

:y: I can't rep FA anymore, lol.

Phew, way to go Habs! But I won't relax until the clock runs out.

Jesus Price, bring that big shiny bastard home <3

Flyers > cunts

i mean montreal

fuck i should've not typed that, flyers 1-0 down!!!

Hahahahaha.

:-\ Canadiens were much luckier in their attacking and Price was insanely good.

At least the Bruins kept their fierce attacking for almost the entire game instead of letting Montreal control the flow post-early goal.

God damn work...get home just in time to hear the buzzer go. Looks liked I missed a good game. Both Canadian teams win game 1.

How do you guys feel about this years "History will be made" commercials?

Not nearly enough recent game play....stings you in the ass realizing Full House was still on TV the last time a Canadian team went the distance.

Ah well, if Flyers let me down i'll have to rely on kings next, big fan of them, well, i like watching them. Bet they lose 5-0 or something now i've said this.

PRICE!

They aren't as stupidly annoying as last year's, hence, I doubt they will spawn countless parodies like the originals because they won't get the strong reaction that last year's did.

Philly powerplay!

Buffalo have defended for their lives. Well played.

I just poured myself a Ryan Coke. WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck sakes told u lol san jose 1-0 ALREADY!!!!!!!!! its ok i like them to though.

For anyone who missed the intro to HNIC:

33rd time meeting in the playoffs. (Hopefully that's a good omen in the Habs favor :p)

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wtf though kings you twats.

^^ Awesome.

Im crying. SUch good shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxnDeb-TLhE

Love that vid.

Let the Upset begin.

Philly is already turning on their team. Sabers need to keep them quiet

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Best.

That was the worst moment of those playoffs.

sean avery fight incoming

Incredible being at a playoff game boys....Game 2 starting right now!

Nucks up in the series 2-0.

There is more grey hair on my head then there is on Dumbo's ass after tonight Nucks game.

Nucks hung on by the hairs on a porn stars cunny cun cun tonight. 2-0 though, coulndlt ask for anything better.

:)

Saturday nights aright for a 2-0 lead.

Seriously, I want to know in what other sport would an athlete even consider playing after suffering 3 broken teeth, in the NEXT game no less! Martin St.Louis is without a doubt the player that I will be cheering for, for the rest of these playoffs.

NBA...Steve Nash would.

Wish i would've been able to see the Flyers game but atleast they won!

Pretty much given up on Boston atm(although still keeping some small small faith....), they look like they don't know what they're doing at all. It'd be pretty funny if they didn't score in all the games.

AT FUCKING LAST!!!!!

:D

Someone put Spilchuk on suicide watch.

Man, Are they ever trying hard to get Subban agitated. I can't wait until he stomps on Lucic' face.

Kings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember Shaq being out of the line up with a stubbed toe....f'n pansy.

Don't think anyone would have thought that Habs would be up 2 game on Boston's home turf. Boston is playing horrible. Not to take anything away from the Habs, but in the last 10 minutes, I didnt even count 1 legitimate scoring chance.

http://cmsimg.detnews.com/apps/pbcsi...4160382&Ref=AR


Are you kidding me! Now I absolutely HATE the Redwings. But this... This makes me want to cheer for this man!

:y: Good old Canadian Boy!

Torres Torres Torres...

Part of me want to say Seabrook should have had his head up, shouldnt have been looking behind him...

But he was looking behind him because thats were the puck was.

Torres wasn't looking at then puck, probably didn't even know where it was.

Torres is not a dirty player. Lately he is being exposed as an opportunist. The actual body checks are proper. He is keeping his arms in, there is no loose elbow, and it looks like a clean hit. Anyone with common sense knows that Torres is taking advantage of his opponents.

He's going to sit 2-3 more games. He should count his lucky stars this is playoffs, because if this were still regular season, it would be 6+ Maybe even upwards of 10.

I wasn't happy with Torres or the multitude of penalties that Vancouver took tonight. 6 PP opportunities for the Hawks - sooner or later that will burn you badly.

I'd welcome back Hodgson in place of Torres if Torres has to sit again. Hodgson was solid in the previous games.

CANUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Nerve wracking finish. After the Canucks just barely missed 2 empty netters, I was sure that the Hawks would tie it up with less than 10 secs remaining. That's the way it usually ends up. :mad:

BOBBY LOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Canucks just bought this site.

http://www.broom.com/

No suspension for Torres. Gotta say, I'm (pleasantly) surprised.

It's probably because the hit happened right behind the net, which is an "enter at your own risk" sort of this and because Seabrook has his head down.

Tough game but the Bruins take it 4-2.

:lol: at the 3rd goal coming from a Price goof up (2nd time he did it in the game).

Wow Crazy end to Pen/Bolts.

Pens up 2-1 in Series

Orcas kill Sharks in the wild :cool:

Trying to make a point with those 3 quotes FA?

Hawks get way better entrance music. Metallica > U f'n 2

:D

Kunitz and Downey each get 1 game. Kuni better thank Downey, because if Downey doesn't make his hit, Kuni probably gets 2-3 games at least.

Bobby Lou? Where are you?

How bout that sweep? eh?