CMPunk “@FameBlack: @CMPunk How do you cope with Pain without medication or alcohol... I just started wrestling and OMG” I am not a pussy.

*marking out at that Taker/Warrior promo*

YoshiTatsuWWE I came to HOOTERS! I like water.

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg615/sca...=640&ysize=640

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Heath Slater in 2005 on Blue Collar Comedy TV.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll...s6pso1_500.jpg

lol :'(

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll...s6pso1_500.jpg

Ricky Steamboat on A Team.

http://wrestlersinhollywood.tumblr.com/ ftr

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll...s6pso1_500.jpg

Hulk Hogan apparently dead on Baywatch.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...s6pso1_500.jpg

Undertaker shilling Post-It Notes.

Wow, he should go back to this look, he has muscles and normal hair.

What are you asking here?

Are you asking if they are development talents? They are (or at least were) some UK guys picked up on the last tour.

Or if we think they will be successful?

More importantly, whose job is it to cut out all of those paper bags?

...Was Mark Callaway "The Undertaker" already, or did he do this movie before debuting in the WWF?

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/4...149203_tml.jpg

Yeah he was already Taker, it's from Suburban Commando

Crazy he accepted that role, then...

...oh, well...he was new to the WWF, so he was in no position to say "no", I guess...

Heel Orton was the man:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...bomb/revan.gif


Such a heel.

Said it in the other thread, but love the custom graphics some people get in their namekeys on Smackdown

http://i.imgur.com/UPMlr.jpg

And now, a Lobster

http://a.yfrog.com/img615/1373/41yzzf.jpg

Playing this card gains you +1 ink for every title win.

Would that then make Face Orton the woman?


Mickie looks kinda like AJ in that pic. Speaking of Mickie:
Pope: "Now THIS, is what'cha call HARDCORE COUNTRYYYY. Can The Pope get an amen?!"
Mickie: "OWWW!!! WRONG FUCKING HOLE!!!"
Madison: "Yeah, the bastard tricked me, too."

Not quite. The next step is to become a druid for an Undertaker PPV entrance. Only then have they paid their dues.

Where does "Playing an extra in a John Cena Wrestlemania entrance" rank?

Legendary.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll...ey57o1_500.jpg

Savage is like "get the fuck away from my belt".

...this was not a BAD movie, actually...

IT'S A SHAMEFUL DAY! LOBSTER HEAD!

http://a.yfrog.com/img615/1373/41yzzf.jpg
"Come at me, bro."

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"Ya shoulda seen it. Shawn was THIS far away from the ropes when Bret pulled him back to the center of the ring."

"Thanks, buddy. You're gonna make a great dinner."

...how can people EAT LOBSTERS?!

Yuck...they're so disgusting...not much difference between Cockroaches and Lobsters, except size.

http://a.yfrog.com/img615/1373/41yzzf.jpg

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Who was the first one to say "you know, that hard-shelled bug looks damn good to eat".

...I...don't...know?

Well if you liken Lobsters to Cockroaches then yeah but the majority do not look at it like that. Plus they are tasty.

Lobsters are delicious.

I dont know why the Rock didnt call his Boston Crab the Rock Lobster

Probably because he wasn't trying to be lame.

I don't really want a hand job from Jimmy Hart.

What about a BJ? He isn't called The Mouth of the South for nothing.

Nah. And I don't think I'd want to have a go on his mega phone, either.

LOL I was gonna talk about that next.

Rock has affair with mixed beauty. Shocking picture below.

Oh Xero, I wish you'd stop horsing around. :roll:

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I am now a Steve Bagman :shifty:

Archie Bagger, at your service.

Buff Bagwell seems to be missing.

My avatar looks like a self-conscious Pikachu btw.

Yeah, putting a bag on Archie Bunker was easier than putting a bag on the symbol for radioactivity.

BUT YOU BOTH DESERVE IT. :mad:

How do I get a paper bag?

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lol can't believe they're doing something wrestling-related in this style.

DVD?

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That's a shitty DVD that kind of turns into a suplex. I'm sorry.

That was pretty awful.

What do u think the most controversial moments are?
-Russo's title win?
-Montreal?
-...Bathturd?

Xero, that post, that one single post, has made me all but sure that Scott Hall is gonna be the next to go. :(

:(

Xero is a murderer!

The large one of him in the center background looks like he just got up from bed in the morning and is stretching.

Or he's constipated...

Alex Riley is on fire..what should be the opposite of being bagged? Because that is what should happen to A-Ri

*Random thought alert*

If you would have told me in 2000 that K-kwik would be main-eventing RAW in 2011, I would've :rofl:.

*Random thought alert*

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

Don't even SAY such things. :mad:

NOW PUT THIS ON AND SHUT UP. :mad:

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Being the Bag-ee

CMPunk CM Punk
“@ScottArmstrong_: Football in the locker room = MISTAKE” Football players in locker room = mistake.

:(

Good... good...

On another note, WHERE WAS THE SECOND SEASON OF THIS MASTERPIECE?!

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The producers decided to go in a different direction. May I refer you to:

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http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...lzGaFmwjvqBbY_
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...fO90MQGfeQ&t=1
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...YpCnZHO8FMC99Q


etc.

There needs to be an official R-Truth beat John Cena appreciation thread.

Official R Truth Beat John Cena Sub-Thread
 

Sub-thread.

TRUTH BEAT CENA!

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Making this my new text alert.

NO ONE REFERS LOCK JAW. :mad:

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q...rrath/park.png

I love this gimmick I helped create :heart: :'(

:rofl:

Lex Luger?

Cena is Pooping

For all of those huge Flash Funk fans out there, and I know there are many..would you prefer for me to leave my reviews to the bag heads, or to also give props by letting good performers hand out the bags?

I think he means should he review only bad things, or review both good and bad things. In a fashion.

I say, always include some good. Never focus too much on the negative.

LockJaw, as usual you get me. So while this gimmick lasts, after every show I will post a short summary with the bag givers and the bag heads.

This week's elimination from NXT:

So I guess Tyson Kidd is going with the "new manager every week" gimmick. He was accompanied by Matt Striker tonight at the Superstars tapings.

Next week he should be accompanied to the ring by a pink slip ready to be signed as soon as he loses.

Just have a heel Bret Hart be his manager and mouthpiece, and go from there.

He's always said that the 1997 "Canadian Hero" storyline was his all time favorite, so perhaps he'd go for something like that.

Tyson Kidd should just start getting random Little Jimmies from the audience to be his manager. That'd get him over!

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