They should totally have him in an eagle costume

What console is each WWE star like?
 

Lets equate wrestlers to consoles!!!

John Cena - He is a Wii. Very white, very popular and kiddy.

CM Punk - Xbox 360. He is very popular and does mature themes.

The Undertaker - PS3. He is pretty much the same as he has always been and is not going anywhere despite not being the champ. Also he doesnt have a lot of matches (games) but when he does they are awesome.

Rey Mysterio - Nintendo DS. He is very popular, the kids love him, but he is always getting replaced by similar things.

Sin Cara - Nintendo 3DS. He is new and so far not up to the hype.

Big Show - Xbox, He is huge and has been involved in some big matches (games).

Hulk Hogan - Sega Genesis. He used to be extremely popular but then people realized he isnt so good.

Vince McMahon - Atari 2600. He started it all and is still very respected.

Vince Russo - Sega Dreamcast. He was popular for a short time but then ran out of ideas.

Sting - Neo Geo. He was very popular but never got into all the markets (never in WWE).

Now u try????

Ric Flair is probably the NES of wrestling. Old as fuck but still apparently able to run albeit not quite as coherently as it did in it's prime.

You've somehow managed to provide inaccurate descriptions of both the wrestlers and the consoles you compared them to.

Those descriptions are actually pretty accurate. Nicely done.

CONFLICTING POSTS!

I guess you're an Xbox and I'm more Atari.

Well I thought it was surprisingly coherent, except for the 3DS post. I think the 3DS is unproven, but with a lot of potential. Maybe a bit like Ziggler?

I really hate yo ass right now

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Is that guy on the left supposed to be Harry Ellis from Die Hard?

http://www.cumberlandspaceman.co.uk/...r-die-hard.jpg



Hans, booby. I'm your white knight.

Who is the Virtual Boy?

http://nintendookie.files.wordpress....irtual-boy.jpg

Hade Vansen. Lots of publicity, stylish presentation, dead on arrival.

Virtual Boy was the only failed nintendo console

in that case lex luger

The Great Khali is an Action Max...

I figured you would have replaced Neo Geo with Saturn (The system).

paul heyman is game genie

To expand on the idea of Ric Flair being the NES, you also have to blow him to get him to work ;)

Should TNA's Crimson get a gigantic push?
 

I was watching TNA and I think they really have something special with this Crimson guy. He is massive. He seems to have this aura of a Goldberg or a Lesnar and I think he is one guy you can build a company around. Do you think TNA can benefit from giving him a gigantic push? Have Crimson dominate some legends like Sting and Kurt Angle and move on to Bobby Rude and AJ Styles.

Wait a minute. I thought he had one with his undefeated streak.

I doubt he could get over with grappling hooks for hands to be fair, he has the physique but his tattoo's look god awful and he has absolutely no personality at all.

Anyone failing to get over with the amount of TV time they spent on him shouldn't be given another shot.

He hasn't been on TV recently granted, and he hasn't been put in the BFG series which leads me to believe that he may either a) be a part of this Aces & Eights thing or b) about to feud with Austin Aries once Bobby Rude has put him over sufficiently as all the other upper midcard guys are tied up in the BFG series, and they need to find a World Title contender from somewhere.

I think Crimson is good, but not ready for any kinda push. He's got a good look, supposedly Matt Morgan is leaving (if not already gone) TNA so they need a big man to fill his place and he's better than Rob Terry. I think give him another yearish, with acouple of feuds with vets who can teach him, maybe a decient TV title run and go from there

Undefeated for over a year is a pretty big push i'd say

Ugghh...

Too bad they dropped the ball on the real Krimson.

I think he cuts excellent promos.

Why isnt wrestling popular in Russia
 

WWE is popular in the UK, theres a lot of british wrestlers as well as in South America and Canada South (Mexico). But we only have had 1 real Russian wrestler, Kozlov and I dont think WWE ever went to Russia. So why dont the Russians like double double e?

It seems weird.

With there culture, it seems like they would like it.

like theyre real here

Things haven't been the same since Zangief lost to Guile.

Zangief is undefeated you monster!

I probably posted the funniest gifs in all of em, just to lighten them up a bit.

if stephanie was lesbian do u think we would have a woman world champion by now?
 

i think so...if stephanie married a diva i think that diva wouldve been a world champ by now or do u think it wouldnt have happened?