looked like water to me

Rooney = Scouse dick.

I'll join you. :D
They have some decent players in the side, Mehdi Mahdavikia, Ali Karimi, Azizi, Daei, Vahid Hashemian etc
The problem is they're all attackive midfielders or strikers.

Oh yeah and I'm pissed off.

http://skysports.planetfootball.com/...scare+for+Reds

Goodbye to any hopes we had for the season.

ahaha

Got booked for a bad challenge on one of their defenders.

Casillas was shepherding the ball out for a goal kick while jogging when Rooney shoved him from behind causing him to crash into the barricade (after avoiding the photographers who were all around the pitch)

He wouldn't calm down and made 1 or 2 challenges that he could've been booked for (especially with that ref)

He was subbed on 41 minutes or so, threw down the armband that was a mark of respect for Emlyn Hughes (and Keith Weller as well, he was mentioned), walked straight down the tunnel, and then sat the rest of the game drinking what looked like a beer (looked like a glass bottle anyway, and there's not much water that comes in glass bottles)

Gazza Mk 2

It looked like Blue Nun

I know it sounds like a really pussy like thing to say, but does Rooney have any idea how dangerous that shove on Casillas could have been? Same thing happened to me in a game and I ended up with an arm broken in 4 places.

Or he could've, you know, trodden on a photographer

They have feelings too.

Gordan Strachen is fucking billiant.

-----

Southampton manager Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney: " Its an incredible
rise to stardom, at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael
Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson ".

Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England
squad?

Strachan: I dont care, I'm Scottish


Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]


Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the
right man to turn things around?

Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and
I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm
useless."

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?

Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry
one, that's for sure.


Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?

Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were
eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe.
I don't now where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the
Champions League?


Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?

Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.


On Augustine Delgado:

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt
to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority
rather than Agustin Delgado.


Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to
get your first win under your belt, won't you?

Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to
bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.


Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. 'll go home, become
an alcoholic and maybe! jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it,
yeah.


Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?

Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here.I'm
going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man,
down.


Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?

Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.


Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?

Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.


Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better
than you today?

Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there..

Gordon :love:

Even if he didn't turn around Scotland's fortunes, at least he'd be entertaining, and hey, at least he has passion

Southampton manager Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney: " Its an incredible
rise to stardom, at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael
Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson ".

:D

Haha Strachan is the man, I have heard Ian Holloway is pretty funny at QPR, mymate told me that when they scraped a win earlier in the season the reporter asked him about the game and he said something like "Sometimes it doesn't matter how you win, as long as you win. It's like a night out with the lads, even if you pull a minger, at least you can say you pulled"

Good loan signing for Leicseter. Got to be better than Pressman.

To liven up the thread a bit pick a Premiership 11 excluding Arsenal. Utd and Chelsea players I'll do mine in a bit

Gk. Given
Dr. Carr
Dc. Mellburg
Dc. King
Dl. J'Lloyd Samuel
Mr. Shawn Wright Philips
Mc. Gerrard
Mc. Graveson
Ml. Downing
Fc. Klivurt
Fc. Yakubu

Gk. Robinson
Dr. Carragher
Dc. Hyppia
Dc. King
Dl. J'Lloyd Samuel
Mr. Robert
Mc. Gerrard
Mc. Hitzspeilger
Ml. Zenden
Fc. Defoe
Fc. Hasselbaink

GK: Given
DR: Stephen Carr
DC: King
DC:Southgate
DL: J'Lloyd Samuel
ML: Downing
MR: S.W. Phillips
MC: Gerrard
AMC: Kluivert
FC: Shearer
FC: Bellamy

You can pretty much guess what team i support. lol.

Must be a shit team :shifty:

GK - Chris Kirkland
DL - J'Loyd Samuel
DC - Mellburg
DC - Upson
DR - Caragher (although he's been moved to central defence)
ML - Downing
MC - Gerrard
MC - Riihilahti/Xabi Alonso
MR - Wright-Phillips
FC - Defoe
FC - Johnson

No he's not funny, he's a twat.

YES :cool:

Could be replacing Walker too if he likes the place.

Also Rooney is a twat, he can apologise for his performance but what about for disrespecting Weller and Hughes, whether he meant to or not.

Though King was going to be a given in all the teams tbh.

I think your thinking of our rival team. :shifty:

Dear Dazz,
Granted I haven't seen them play in about a year, but I was awfully surprised when I couldn't find Jimmy Floyd, Desially, or Veron on Chelseas squad anymore. Would you care to explain?
Sincerely,
BCWWF

Holloway rules.

You Bristol lot talk funny.

Desially got a free transfer

Hasslebaink got a free and went to Middlesbrough

Veron is on seasons loan to Inter Milan


Sorry, I'm not Dazz

Gk - Niemi
RB - Samuel
LB - Naysmith
CB - Mellberg
CB - King
LW - Downing
RW - Wright-Phillips
CM - Quashie (love him!)
CM - Xabi Alonso
CF - Dickov
CF - Defoe

What he said, Desailly has been shit for just over a season so by mutual consent his contract was terminated, Pompey apparently tried getting him but Desailly was happy to just stay retired.

Dickov rpb? whats the attaraction

I think Desailly is playing in Qatar or somewhere like that now.

Because he obviously needs the cash too.

WHOOOOOOOO

Barça 2-0 up against Real at half time, battering em :cool:

:) :yes:

Barca 3 - 0 Real. Tore them apart E'to, Guilly and Ronaldinho with the goals.

I can't wait till the January transfer window opens up.

Second goal was from Gio van Bronckhorst, Ogen :$

But yeah Barça were untouchable.

Pretty good day in all, Leicester left Wigan with a point, Barcelona won and Walsall won.

was it really i missed it thought it was guilly. Villa don't play till Monday night

KLUIVERTTTTTTTTTTTT

Leeds 6-1 QPR :yes:

Cool they're showing PSG v Lyon on channel 4 at the moment.

Fuck Me, Bolton deserved a point and I would have had no complaints if they won. They owned us in the second half and other then Gudjonsen rattling the bar we were shit after Tiago's goal. We had a few chances and Gudjohnsen had another stopped on the line but we really should have created more attacking.

N'Gotty is a great defender.

N'gotty was top in champ man 97/98 :cool:

also, woooo barca.

have mercy on a porr gillingham fan :'(
4-1 to crewe :nono:
And i have to say i lost all respect for holloway when he defended that cheating twat bean after he punched in the goal at our place. Shame is that was the turnaround game for both teams, qpr for the better and us for the worse

It's all right, you will get some new players in at Christmas, there just won't be any speculation yet because you haven't appointed your new manager.

You can see it from his interview after the match that he is thinking of going. I can't see him sticking around for the whole season and I have told you that before. Now I can't see him sticking around till christmas.

I don't call looking smug and putting your fist in the air while looking at the fans as taunting. Unless they didn't show everything on Sky.

loving boro at the moment 4th in league and above newcastle get in!

also bolo zenden asked us for a new song as he didnt like his old one of:

theres only 1 bolo zenden, 1 bolo zenden, he use to be shite but now he's alright walking in a zenden wonderland!

ive no idea why he didnt like that one so he now has a new one of:

bolo, bolo bolo, bolo bolo, bolo, bolo zenden ( along to the tune of 2 unlimiteds no limit )

what songs are doing the rounds at your teams grounds at the moment?

They couldn't exactly run all the way to the other end to celebrate, and the celebrations weren't exactly OTT.

Saying Bolo a lot is not a song ffs:D Its like Utd fans with their RuudRuudRuud crap

Joey Barton is a good player.
How old is Andy Johnson?

No I meant the Palace striker. Is there any ynews on who we (Liverpool) might get in Janurary, we need a new foward fast.

Johnson and Morientes are the two names I've heard most, hard to say who Rafa willl go with but yeah you need someone bad

2-0

No we need someone good......... :shifty:

It'll probably be that other Spanish guy whose name escapes me right now.

Mista? I think. I hope it's not him, saying they only want a million pound for him and I don't think that appeals much to me.
Last I heard the Real president said he didn't want to sell anyone in the Jan transfer windown and Morientes said that he'd rather go to Monaco.
Not sure with Johnson, I see him staying at Palace.

I think he's called David Villa, but I could be wrong

Mista's a good player but he's signed a new contract now and was only available for that price cause his contract runs out at the end of the season.

I only saw Villa play in one match but he looked good, a bit like a Spanish Dickov in terms of work rate but Liverpool should be looking for a taller player, someone who Baros could work with.

Jan Koller :shifty:

Not a bad shout actually, Dortmund are in financial trouble so he could be cheap :$

Why do you always overreact, it's like the time last season when we beat you 3-0 and Wayne Bridge scored the first goal, and he ran over to our dugout in delight, whilst shaking his fist, he couldn't help but go past your fans, as it happens he was elebrating at that point to the Chelsea fans in the two teirs above your fans.

Stop looking into things too much.

Larrson's Barca career is all but over. Hes out for 7 months folllowing his inury against Real and since he only has a one year deal with Barca I can't see them renewing it. Chances are he'll head back to Sweeden when fit to that Hobogeno( spelled horribly ) lot where he started his career.

If they played like they did together at the Euro Championships then I wouldn't mind.
We should buy Ali Daei :lol:

God, Larsson:'(

I bet they regret loaning Saviola out now, if any of Ronaldinho, Eto'o and Giuly gets injured they've only got Messi and some other youngsters who can play there, as well as Iniesta i suppose.

Can't be worse than our situation. Playing against Boro' with two attacking midfielders. :(

Yeah, i suppose Barça have still got their main three forwards :$

Give Mellor a chance for now though, he did well in teh carling cup.

Yeah, he scores two goals and then goes back to the subs bench and plays in the reserves. He scored tiwce against a near full stregnth Boro side in the cup, so why not give him a chance in the League.
Plus playing Garcia and Kewell up front together was just silly.

Kewell is fat and shit.

I've got to admit that Kewell has been terrible for us. Probably because he has been played out of position, he should play behind the striker and not on the wing.
His partnership with Viduka was beautiful to watch but I'm glad we got Kewell for the price we did and he doesnt't look worth that at the moment.

Seriously when Liverpool bought him I thought it was one of the greatest buys of the season.

He just has never got there fitness or form wise - he used to be amazing but now he's like next to no threat whatsoever.

Even Robert is a more consistent threat than him :shifty:

Oh yeah thats Robert the most inconsistant player in the league.

I give you that one.
Shows how much of a good player that Yakubu is, you just need Berger to score some blinders.

Kewell is probably too busy banging his missus, which I don't blame him for.

and suing Gary Lineker, the twat.

Kewell's a twat i mean, not Gary :love:

He's suing Lineker?
Why?

We sent a scout to watch Stephen McPhee (?).
http://skysports.planetfootball.com/...ck+McPhee+link

He was, not heard about it in a while so he may have dropped it actually.

It was about an article Lineker wrote that was published in a paper about players loyalty or agents role in moves (not sure which :$) and he gave Kewell's move to Liverpool as an example, so Kewell got mad by the looks of it.

Lineker was only telling the truth, Kewell wouldn't have had a case.

Whatever happened to mornar? Ashamedly enough I was at the 4-3 tottenham-portsmouth game last season (don't ask) and when he came on he looked amazing. Ever since then though...

Threads busty today :cool:

http://skysports.planetfootball.com/...hee_yellow.jpg

NOT THE FACE

:|

Also, as terrible as Koller is..... him and Baros are an awesome partnership

Or busy even

Is that now what he looks like.

Villa up to 5th as we maintain our unbeaten home record thanks to a fucking great gaol from Solano. Villa 1 - Spurs 0.

i hate hearing bullshit like this, we get it all the time about viduka and its a load of old bollocks.

they train how many days a week? they have access 24/7 to the gym, they play a sport for a proffesion, the clubs they play for employee fitness coaches so you tell me why the fuck they still come out with bullshit that players arnt at full fitness?

with viduka he was banned for the first few games of the season, in that time he should of been working on his fitness so he was ready for when his season started!

dont know what kewell's situation is but i never accept it when im told a player isnt at full fitness as with the amount they get paid they have no excuss for not being fit.

thank god we have stewie downing :love: and tony mcmahon who are super humanly fit and could run allday if they needed too!

just seen solanos goal if he ment that it was quality

[QUOTE=Rob Ban Fan
He whinged about being played on the right wing, insisting he was a striker but then spent Euro 2004 playing for Croatia on the right wing, incidently Boris Zivkovic left us after insisting he was a centre back and saying he didnt play at fullback then spent Euro 2004 playing fullback and in midfield...maybe its a Croatian thing.
[/QUOTE]

it must be a croatian thing as i remember some guy called Alen Boksic who told us he played football, i think marcalino at newcastle had more games than good old stilsic sorry boksic

I know this is late but...

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What the hell is this about? :|

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/front_page/4034941.stm

We've only just got a new stadium and that hasn't been sold out since the opening day of this season.

From F365..

God thats bad.