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Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 06:38 AM

Nah, everybody wrestles in a t-shirt these days.

Bad News Gertner 04-09-2018 07:52 AM

Watched the Jazz vs Lakers game instead. Probably not going to watch the show except for Lesnar vs Reigns

Big Vic 04-09-2018 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emperor Smeat (Post 5105234)
Seems he's the son of a WWE ref if F4W's Bryan Alvarez is correct.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I believe Nicholas is referee John Cone’s son <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrestlemania?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Wrestlemania</a></p>&mdash; Bryan Alvarez (@bryanalvarez) <a href="https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/983211328394399745?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 9, 2018</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Would be funny if Braun grabbed the wrong kid.

Sixx 04-09-2018 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vic (Post 5105331)
Would be funny if Braun grabbed the wrong kid.

That would be awesome. Just toss a random kid into the ring. Also, his opponents get the wrong script and start beating the shit out of said child.

Jordan 04-09-2018 08:42 AM

My star ratings...

Miz/Rollins/Balor - *** 1/2
Auska/Charlotte - *** 3/4
Orton/Mahal/Rusev/Roode - **
Ronda & Angle/HHH & Steph - ****
Brothers/Uso's/New Day - **
Styles/Nakamaura - *** 1/2
Braun/The Bar - *
Roman/Brock - ***

Edit. I totally forgot about Shane & Bryan/KO & Sami - **

Double Edit. Also forgot Nia/Alexa - ** 1/2

Jordan 04-09-2018 08:44 AM

Complete bullshit for Daniel Bryan. Well not "complete"... it was just not as exciting as it could've been. The end result is all that matters. Booking an injury to start the match was a crowd killer, horrible move. I'd have preferred that Bryan never even tagged in Shane and just totally squashed both guys instead of that poor attempt at mega heat. The match already had mega heat!

Big Vic 04-09-2018 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 5105278)
WWE: The only place where promoting adults fighting kids is a feel-good story.

You never saw Home Alone?

Jordan 04-09-2018 08:57 AM

I am so glad to be wrong about Kurt Angle, he looked SO MUCH better than he did in his matches last year. He was back to old form almost. Looking forward to more now. Truly think he might've been on Xanax or something the first matches back. Not like he was abusing them or something but maybe his nerves were out of whack. He did great last night.

Fuck Jinder.

Jordan 04-09-2018 09:01 AM

Also the ATGBR finish was botched due to commentary but still a good angle that I popped for. I am also happy for Matt getting a "big win" of sorts. A win lol. Plus to see Wyatt do something different is paramount for his career so I am excited. **

The Womens Battle Royal was a blur to me, and rightfully came to Sasha and Bailey, but lets be real that was the stiffest Ass shot tot he grill in history! Wow Naomi really laid it in with the ass. I love Naomi so I was happy. **

Cruiserweight was over the top. Stop with the scene work. They were pulling Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels shit but I didn't give a crap about them. Ali didn't look as strong as I thought he would and Cedric was really great, bad scene work aside. ***

Jordan 04-09-2018 09:12 AM

Nakamaura's entrance though, one of my favorite ever.

slik 04-09-2018 09:14 AM

Ronda Rousey all over tv at the airport this morning, well done WWE

slik 04-09-2018 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fragile X (Post 5105343)
Nakamaura's entrance though, one of my favorite ever.

Best entrance of the night

Jordan 04-09-2018 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5105345)
Best entrance of the night

Can you do a Meltzer scale match ratings of the live show?

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 09:25 AM

I watched Angle & Rousey vs. Triple H & Steph. Produced about as well as it could have been. Odd to see the right people treated as the stars. Triple H was kind of hamming it, but at least he showed up. Angle looked better than I expected him too. There's something...awkward about watching him wrestle, but he was also fucking there. Ronda did a great job. Fuck's sake, she threw herself around. Great strength. Crowd fell for it. She works.

I also watched AJ vs. Nakamura. I thought it was great. As someone who gets annoyed at the indy style of kicking out of everything like it requires some skill, I enjoyed what they tried to do here. AJ was the confident champion and started off really strong. Nakamura got some back, but then Styles managed to get into the leg. It taxed Nakamura's offense and his finisher being scouted led to him getting beaten in a cool finish. I don't really know what people's problem is. I can't remember the last Mania title match I actually enjoyed more. I liked Bryan's moment at WrestleMania XXX, but this was a better match. I think you'd have to go back to Cena/Michaels, but I wasn't invested in Cena at the time, so I didn't bite on that.

The one thing I really wished it had was better commentary. Corey Graves tries really hard, and Tom Phillips seems to fancy himself; but it really could have used someone like JR -- someone that can bite into a story. The commentary we got felt a lot more superficial. And when Nakamura turned, it really could have used JR ranting about sportsmanship and how disgusted he was with Shinsuke. The silence is just annoying.

After seeing the turn, I have come around on it. He came alive for it. The yelling at Styles in Japanese. I feel it fit his desperation in the match too. He had this almost whiny tone that I think played into it well. I think his performance will really come alive through it. It's a shame that the WWE can't get that right with babyfaces from the start. I mean, Nakamura was getting cheered by the idiots at ringside already. But I'm hoping this is like Daniel Bryan's 2011/2012 heel stint. It's surprisingly entertaining after a disappointing face run that makes people talk about how they don't really have it, but then they come alive and before too long they are confident babyfaces and people love them. I felt like it helped with the "smart fans" in attendance at Mania, and I think it will help with Joe Casual who probably "didn't get the hype."

Plus, it gives them a reason to do more matches. That's fine with me, because as I said, I think the people talking like this flopped are fucking insane. That was easily a ***1/2 star match to me. And I mean that on a scale that goes up to **** and hasn't been blown out. It nearly did everything I want a match in that position to do. I dunno, I kind of liken it to Angle vs. Benoit from WrestleMania X-7. Far from their best outing, but some good actual wresting to kick off a series.

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-09-2018 09:25 AM

Was not big on layout of the Bryan tag match. Injury angle is lazy booking. Maybe they were just trying to protect him.

Ruien 04-09-2018 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5105344)
Ronda Rousey all over tv at the airport this morning, well done WWE

Damn no Raw for you?

Did you go with anyone? Thinking of going to Mania next year.

Evil Vito 04-09-2018 09:28 AM

Meltzer is reporting that Strowman and Nicholas will be dropping the tag titles tonight as Nicholas has already gotten himself some backstage heat for refusing to eat his vegetables.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 09:28 AM

I'm curious to see how Nakamura plays The Tortured Artist on SmackDown. Is he darker? Is he the same guy just bitter? Does he wear a sweet suit and speak exclusively in Japanese? Does he have a certain advocate that I think could add a lot his presentation? Building on the "This will be my day one" thing, I can see Heyman doing a "Day 3: Shinsuke Nakamura is dissatisfied with the criticism leveled at him by fans that could never achieve what he has achieved..." running calendar kind of promos. But I don't know if Heyman...helps guys these days. It's tricky. Maybe he's better off just being an asshole on his own.

Ruien 04-09-2018 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dastardly Dale Newstead (Post 5105348)
Was not big on layout of the Bryan tag match. Injury angle is lazy booking. Maybe we're just trying to protect him.

Ya. Figured he just isn't in shape to do the entire match. They already did the cant wait for a tag with Ronda so this was probably there was of keeping his in ring production shorter.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dastardly Dale Newstead (Post 5105348)
Was not big on layout of the Bryan tag match. Injury angle is lazy booking. Maybe they were just trying to protect him.

I dunno, I wouldn't put it past them, but if they're concerned about Bryan, why use him? I mean, if he's cleared, he's cleared. And an apron bomb spot is probably not the safest way to do that anyway. I wonder if he is in "ring shape?" It was probably honestly just manufactured heat.

slik 04-09-2018 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruien (Post 5105349)
Damn no Raw for you?

Did you go with anyone? Thinking of going to Mania next year.

Good seats to WM meant no RAW for me

Saw Takeover w Poit

Went to WM w/ one of my best friends who is from New Orleans...last time I went to 32 I went alone tho and that was still fun too

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 09:31 AM

Rambling short: I'm glad Ronda Rousey did well and AJ Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura was fucking sick in the most quaint of ways, and I want to see their next match.

slik 04-09-2018 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fragile X (Post 5105346)
Can you do a Meltzer scale match ratings of the live show?

Ronda was MOTN...in her debut

Asuka/Charlotte runner up, great

IC title next best, also great

DBry winning best moment

Taker's send-off (I assume) next best moment

Legend Nicholas 6 stars

Juan 04-09-2018 09:44 AM

Just finished Mania

lmao @ the crowd working itself. Beautiful

#BROKEN Hasney 04-09-2018 09:53 AM

Just finished Mania. There was nothing there really, other than the main event, nothing stunk, but nothing really stood out either.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan (Post 5105360)
Just finished Mania

lmao @ the crowd working itself. Beautiful

How did they work themselves? They got what they wanted and just had to sit through a shitty match to get there.

Big Vic 04-09-2018 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fragile X (Post 5105343)
Nakamaura's entrance though, one of my favorite ever.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5105345)
Best entrance of the night

Braun scaring all the.... what ever you call them was the best.

Juan 04-09-2018 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #BROKEN Hasney (Post 5105366)
Just finished Mania. There was nothing there really, other than the main event, nothing stunk, but nothing really stood out either.




How did they work themselves? They got what they wanted and just had to sit through a shitty match to get there.



It felt like during the match, they were shitting on it because they thought they knew who was gonna win and almost ruined that match, mostly for themselves since they paid money to be there. Either way, the finish got a pop and it saved that match.

#BROKEN Hasney 04-09-2018 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan (Post 5105370)
It felt like during the match, they were shitting on it because they thought they knew who was gonna win and almost ruined that match, mostly for themselves since they paid money to be there. Either way, the finish got a pop and it saved that match.

The 4 beach balls also got a pop. Brock winning got a "hey, Roman didn't win!" small pop because no-one really cared for part-time Lesnar either. Just a badly booked, boring to watch main event.

Juan 04-09-2018 10:06 AM

This is the first time the crowd chants actually bugged me

Simple Fan 04-09-2018 10:07 AM

Didn't really care for the IC match and thought it was going to be better.

I really liked the US match and Jinder winning did shock me, but I like Jinder.

Really glad Asuka lost, was getting tired of her. Now she can actually do something instead of just be promoted as this undefeated monster. Match was pretty good but I could care less about the women.

Ronda match was real entertaining. She looked good in the ring and so did Kurt. HHH could be doing better things on the card though in my own opinion. Stephanie really did a great job selling the moment at the end.

Both tag matches could have been better and probably suffered from the long show. Wasn't entertained by the kid at all.

AJ/Nakamura was a good match, it didn't live up to their Tokyo Dome match but the turn leaves that possibility still on the table. Didn't see that turn coming at all but I liked it.

Main event was pretty good. Lesnar winning was a shock. I'm thinking some type of co WWE UFC deal or something.

Evil Vito 04-09-2018 10:08 AM

I'm inclined to say that this was, like, the second or third best Mania of the past decade.

Unfortunately though, that's a very low bar to jump over.

Still enjoyed the show though and don't feel as though I'd completely wasted my time as I did watching the slogs that were 32 and 33.

Juan 04-09-2018 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #BROKEN Hasney (Post 5105371)
The 4 beach balls also got a pop. Brock winning got a "hey, Roman didn't win!" small pop because no-one really cared for part-time Lesnar either. Just a badly booked, boring to watch main event.

I dunno man, every time I see Brock on Raw or on PPV he gets a pretty good reaction. He didn't tonight because everyone thought they knew Brock was just gonna drop the title and leave (which was pretty much the story line for this match)

Not to say the match was perfect or anything, the 6 F-5's were too much.

KIRA 04-09-2018 10:28 AM

She's taking it way better than I did

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9xtzAAIw8fU

Loose Cannon 04-09-2018 10:45 AM

after letting it all sink in, Ronda's match stole the show. I am still amazed on how well she moved around the ring for her first match. From the moment she came in, she went after it and didn't seem hesitant. she was full speed. excellent job by her.

Loved the IC Ttitle match and this was probably my second favorite, although if AJ/Shin would of went first, that probably would of been my 2nd fav. I was getting tired by 11 and was doing other things during it.

Loved the heel turn by Shin. The way he kept giving him those kicks/stomps was so disrespectful and made him look like a huge asshole. it came off great on TV. Yelling at him in Japanese was perfect too. This is going to be a great program moving forward. I wonder if his entrance changes now?

I did enjoy both women's matches and actually liked the Bliss match more. To me, the Bliss match had more psychology. I was kind of wondering how they would lay that one out because of the size difference. sometimes it's hard when you have a babyfacve 5 times the size oh a heel. But Bliss going for her eyes and legs worked perfectly. I really enjoyed that.

I thought it was also cool that Asuka showed respect to Charlotte after the match and then in the AJ match, Shinsuke acted like he was and low blowed him. pretty solid.

And then the Bryan match was the other i enjoyed. I didn't mind the injury angle. I kind of had a feeling they'd keep him out a lot. it's whatever. he got the win and a nice reaction, so it's all good. Great to see him back.


Taker/Cena was what is was. I was surprised how good Taker looked. he looked much better then his past few matches. pretty amazing considering his age.


Other then this, I didn't really care for anything else. Lots of comedy and filler. I know Brock and Roman needed to go last as they had such a huge buildup, but the match was sub par. It was just a bunch of F5's and Super man punches and Roman bleeding like a stuck pig. It was very shocked Brock won though. I couldn't believe it. Makes me think Roman is turning heel now, which should of happened a long time ago.


Fun event overall. I'll probably watch the Ronda match again later

wwe2222 04-09-2018 11:21 AM

Ronda was definitely the most entertaining match. I was shocked how smooth she was in the ring and also by the charisma she displayed.

Both women's title matches were also highly entertaining. I thought they shouldve switched spots on the card, but no complaints about either one other than Alexa losing.

IC title match was a great way to kick off the show. US Title match was ok, but other than Rusev I am not a fan of anyone else in that match.

Overall an entertaining show for one of the few ppvs I watch anymore.

Maluco 04-09-2018 12:09 PM

Pre-show stuff was trash and the men's battle royal was jobber central.

IC title match was a bit flat, although I am hoping Rollins can elevate the title. Think he has been underused recently.

Smackdown tag titles probably could have been off the card, but did what it set out to do. No complaints apart from New Day being super annoying and stale.

Asuka lost to best female. She is awesome and should recover. Whole honour thing made her look so classy in defeat too and Charlotte looked like a star. Love both of them.

Think Bliss was a great heel, but Nia sucks. She looks slow and lumbers around. It's ok to have different body types, it's not OK to fat shame or make anyone feel bad, but she looks unhealthy. Not great.

US match was badly put together. Would have been better served having a decent feud between just two of these guys. Jinder seems to be improving with time and has a better presentation now. His crazy initial push did him a disservice. If he had gradually move up the card, I don't think people would have minded.

Bryan looks awesome and should have one of the shows built around him now.

Rousey looked awesome and should be a genuine star for the company.

AJ and Nakamura pushed forward a story. I am a fan of any kind of story these days, so good they have something to go on now.

Reigns is shite and pulls down everything he is involved with. Shit character, shit attire, shit music, shit personality, shit mic work, and even his in ring stuff has become repetitive and insecure. Lesnar can be lazy, but he has been brought down by Roman. Hoping he can recover and maybe move into something with Bryan that excites him.

All in all, it was a good watch. Strange at times, nothing super compelling outside of Ronda match (which HHH and Angle deserve massive credit for), but it was inoffensive and an easy enough watch.

Hoping we get big changes at the top of the card now and something compelling. An arrogant, snide Roman is way to go. Let's hope we get it

Frank Drebin 04-09-2018 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poit (Post 5105224)
Yes, clearly the only reason. :roll:

I think you're missing the context, poit.

Anybody Thrilla 04-09-2018 01:38 PM

To the people flipping out about Nicholas, it's not like the kid got offense in or anything. It was basically Braun winning a handicap match. I understand that it was frustrating to not have a great surprise partner like we all would have enjoyed, but it's not as bad as some people are making it out. It's strange. It's bizarre. But it didn't "end pro wrestling" or whatever.

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-09-2018 01:42 PM

Lesnar, Vince, and Roman apparently got into it according to douchebag extraordinaire, Ryan Satin. Apparently Lesnar went off script.

Frank Drebin 04-09-2018 02:18 PM

This show made me realize how much I truly miss pyro.

DAMN iNATOR 04-09-2018 02:27 PM

I'm very happy for the kid, even if his reign might not be terribly long. He had fun, won a freaking championship and was probably literally the coolest kid in school when he walked in this morning - if they're not on spring break.

Anybody Thrilla 04-09-2018 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 5105424)
This show made me realize how much I truly miss pyro.

I don't think they need it every week, but it would really help give PPVs a special feel.

Splaya 04-09-2018 02:31 PM

I could see hem running an angle where Nicholas has to be in school and can’t hold the titles so he has to relinquish his side of the championships. Therefore Brain can hold them by himself

Maluco 04-09-2018 02:44 PM

No DQ Tornado Tag title unification against the Bludgeon Brothers tonight on RAW!

Anybody Thrilla 04-09-2018 03:18 PM

It would have been tight after Cena lost if he took off his jorts, folded them up, and left them in the middle of the ring.

Vastardikai 04-09-2018 03:19 PM

I honestly feel like Strowman is the tag champions by himself, and he'll have a different partner tonight.

Ruien 04-09-2018 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla (Post 5105419)
To the people flipping out about Nicholas, it's not like the kid got offense in or anything. It was basically Braun winning a handicap match. I understand that it was frustrating to not have a great surprise partner like we all would have enjoyed, but it's not as bad as some people are making it out. It's strange. It's bizarre. But it didn't "end pro wrestling" or whatever.

It was my favorite part of the night. Screw the haters.

Ruien 04-09-2018 03:41 PM

Graves 100% helped with his commentary.

Sixx 04-09-2018 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMN iNATOR (Post 5105426)
I'm very happy for the kid, even if his reign might not be terribly long. He had fun, won a freaking championship and was probably literally the coolest kid in school when he walked in this morning - if they're not on spring break.

Or he fell victim to countless wedgies and wet willies.

rez 04-09-2018 04:32 PM

Stephanie and HHH tell Braun that having a 10 year old kid as tag champ isn't good for business & offer him a universal champ match tonight as long as he forfeits the tag titles

rez 04-09-2018 04:33 PM

Ref and his son are from Kansas City so I doubt he was back in school today...probably spring break like someone else suggested.

Emperor Smeat 04-09-2018 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dastardly Dale Newstead (Post 5105420)
Lesnar, Vince, and Roman apparently got into it according to douchebag extraordinaire, Ryan Satin. Apparently Lesnar went off script.

If I had to assume, probably for busting Roman the hard way or making him bleed too much. Last thing WWE needs is new ammo for concussion lawsuits or lose their exemption the next time they go to Louisiana.

Reigns did look somewhat upset after the show since he knew WWE plans backfired again another main event match involving him people are not going to look back fondly.

#1-norm-fan 04-09-2018 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla (Post 5105419)
To the people flipping out about Nicholas, it's not like the kid got offense in or anything. It was basically Braun winning a handicap match. I understand that it was frustrating to not have a great surprise partner like we all would have enjoyed, but it's not as bad as some people are making it out. It's strange. It's bizarre. But it didn't "end pro wrestling" or whatever.

David Arquette didn't really get any offense in or anything either. That didn't make the him holding being a world champion less of a joke/punchline for decadess to come when ragging on WCW being terrible.

Ruien 04-09-2018 05:38 PM

If David held the tag titles with Braun no one would care.

Braun beat every fucking team in 1 match by himself already. Plus he will get a real partner tonight. It was just a Mania moment to get Braun more over.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 07:12 PM

Yes they would, Ruien. It's fucking stupid.

Also, why would Kurt Angle put Braun Strowman in a match to decide the #1 Contenders for the World Tag Team Titles if he doesn't have a partner only to get confused and upset when he doesn't have a partner?

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-09-2018 07:16 PM

my marketing/P.R. brain understands why they did Braun/Nicholas thing. Look at the fucking audience response.

My wrestling brain however, is anNoid.

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-09-2018 07:18 PM

PS. Noid, you should trademark and monetize "AnNoid". It fits your gimmick.

Shisen Kopf 04-09-2018 07:20 PM

Hopefully Nicolas is gonna rassle Jarius Robertson tonight. Main event.

Ruien 04-09-2018 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 5105507)
Yes they would, Ruien. It's fucking stupid.

Also, why would Kurt Angle put Braun Strowman in a match to decide the #1 Contenders for the World Tag Team Titles if he doesn't have a partner only to get confused and upset when he doesn't have a partner?

It's stupid for what reason? It made headlines. It received a crazy reaction. It's a good feel moment and will be used for the next 10 Manias PR/Marketing wise.

Going in everyone knew Braun could beat The Bar in a handicap match. That is what he did with an added bonus of having Nicholas involved. And the kid wont br going around defending the title.

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-09-2018 07:31 PM

the nicholas thing makes a mockery of the belts. As a wrestling fan it's fucking disappointing and kind of boring and stupid.

BUT, unlike the David Arquette thing, it's not some c-minus celebrity like Arquette getting treated like an A-lister and being given the belt because he's from the outside world.

Instead, its a child pulled from the crowd. The visual of Braun with a tiny little 12 year old is great. It's a photo op... I understand. At the end of the day it's a calculated risk. The biggest show of the year, you have a spectacle of this loveable monster teaming with a 6th grader. Vince obviously doesn't care if the tag belts mean shit... it's more important for him to grab potential headlines of "Child wins WWE tag belt" because honestly... that's way more interesting than David Arquette winning it. And making it even more intriguing is that it's the child of a long time employee.

Again, my wrestling brain fucking hates it. But my marketing brain understands and respects it.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruien (Post 5105513)
It's stupid for what reason? It made headlines. It received a crazy reaction. It's a good feel moment and will be used for the next 10 Manias PR/Marketing wise.

Going in everyone knew Braun could beat The Bar in a handicap match. That is what he did with an added bonus of having Nicholas involved. And the kid wont br going around defending the title.

A child prostitution ring makes headlines. School shootings make headlines. Making headlines =/= good, Vince Russo. A man fucking a dog would get a crazy reaction. Need I go on?

You know what? A kid should win Money in the Bank. Haha, that would be a great feel-good moment. Everyone can knock each other down, and because you don't actually need to do anything physical except climb a ladder to win Money in the Bank, the child should just choose the right moment, climb and win the match. Then when a heel champion is down they can cash in and technically become the World Champion and everybody can celebrate the good PR and feel good.

When I fantasy booked Renee Young to win the Royal Rumble, it was a dark joke. Now it seems like a preferred reality, because Renee Young would kick Nicholas' ass.

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-09-2018 07:34 PM

I honestly think Braun has enough credibility as a monster and accumulated good will that if there is any damage to be taken from this "lovable giant" moment, it will be minimal.

Savio 04-09-2018 07:35 PM

So you think Nicholas should have fucked a dog instead?

Ruien 04-09-2018 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 5105519)
A child prostitution ring makes headlines. School shootings make headlines. Making headlines =/= good, Vince Russo. A man fucking a dog would get a crazy reaction. Need I go on?

You know what? A kid should win Money in the Bank. Haha, that would be a great feel-good moment. Everyone can knock each other down, and because you don't actually need to do anything physical except climb a ladder to win Money in the Bank, the child should just choose the right moment, climb and win the match. Then when a heel champion is down they can cash in and technically become the World Champion and everybody can celebrate the good PR and feel good.

When I fantasy booked Renee Young to win the Royal Rumble, it was a dark joke. Now it seems like a preferred reality, because Renee Young would kick Nicholas' ass.

School shootings boost ratings and help the news networks make money. Not that any of what you said really correlates with Braun and Nicholas.

Cool King 04-09-2018 07:41 PM

André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

Yet again, this match has a shit winner.

I'm done caring about this match every year now.

Cruiserweight Championship

I didn't really watch this for reasons I've mentioned before, but Cedric Alexander? Really?

Having a charisma vacuum as champion won't really get people watching the show he's champion of, but that's just my opinion.

WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal

I was actually expecting this to be better than what it was.

I was disappointed.

Especially when Naomi won, but I will say it's better than Banks or Bayley winning.

Intercontinental Championship

Was Rollins' entrance supposed to be some kind of Game of Thrones thing?

Bálor's entrance was just lame and all it did was make me more certain than ever that he's Gay (or at least Bi), and The Miz seemed to show up looking like he was late for a Naruto convention.

All that aside and the match was pretty good. I enjoyed it.

I have no idea what it was but I'm assuming it's for the WWE VR stuff but Miz seemed to have hit that thing on the barricade pretty hard when Rollins dived on him.

It left a pretty sore looking red mark on his side.

I wasn't really surprised that Rollins won, and now I think maybe the Intercontinental Championship will be going to SmackDown. I get the feeling Rollins will be drafted.

SmackDown Women's Championship

It was a good match and I was pretty surprised that Vince actually pulled the trigger on Asuka's streak.

I did say he was crazy enough to do it at WrestleMania and he did it.

In a way, I'm happy Asuka lost, as to me, her matches will now be more interesting than what they've been as I won't have that "she'll obviously win" outlook that I had with most of her matches, depending on who she was facing.

United States Championship

It was a good match and I'm really happy Mahal won.

His win makes it two times he's won a title to everyone's surprise and two times he's done it at the expense of Randy Orton.

As I think Rollins will be heading to SmackDown with his IC Title, I think Mahal will be going to Raw with the US Title. I'm interested to see what happens with Mahal as US Champion and see what generic "Foreigner as US Champion" route they go down.

Angle/Rousey VS HHH/Stephanie

I don't know what it was but I think Rousey looked pretty hot last night. Especially wearing that mini kilt and sporran. Maybe it's because I'm Scottish?

Anyway, I now look at Rousey differently.

On to the match however, and I will say I was pleasantly surprised. I really wasn't looking forward to this match at all but I was actually really entertained by it and I enjoyed it.

I will say this though. I think Rousey is better in the ring that I thought she would be and I think she's better in the ring than on the mic.

Her mic skills are pretty "hmmm".

WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship

This was a quick match and knowing the kinds of matches The New Day and The Usos can put on. It was a bit disappointing.

It made me think that maybe this match could have taken place on SmackDown and the time given to someone else. It was like a SmackDown match and nothing about it felt "WrestleMania-y".

Undertaker VS Cena

It was good to see The Undertaker again but is he actually "back" now? We were always getting told that he was "back" but I really can't see him being "back" as in being on the full-time roster, but we'll see.

It was a really short match, the shortest of the night and I was surprised Cena jobbed like he did.

It wasn't like when he jobbed to Lesnar at SummerSlam 2014 though. That night he jobbed like a champion.

I get the feeling however that this is just the beginning of Undertaker/Cena II at WrestleMania next year.

Bryan/Shane VS Owens/Zayn

All I can say really is that Owens/Zayn are definitely going to Raw now after the next draft.

Raw Women's Championship

In a angle that made reference to the fact that Nia is "bigger" and how "it's not what's on the outside but the inside" and all those body positive messages and all that, why was her weight announced before the match and Bliss' wasn't?

Regardless of that, the match was a good one with a good outcome. Jax has deserved that title for while now and you could tell it meant a lot to her. I think her reaction to winning was legit.

We can now look forward to Nia Jax being the face of the WWE's body confidence campaign.

WWE Championship

Am I the only one that found this match to be really boring?

Nothing really happened during it and even the crowd weren't invested in it. I did have a feeling that a Nakamura heel turn was imminent though. I was thinking of something along the lines of Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho at WrestleMania XIX and I wasn't disappointed.

Maybe a heel Nakamura will manage to gain my interest.

Raw Tag Team Championship

What was this?

At first I thought it was some Make A Wish kid, but apparently it's John Cone's son?

I'm confused as to why this happened and all it made me think at first is that maybe the Tag Team Championships will be merged soon, so Vince & Co. aren't giving a fuck about the title history as it'll be scrapped soon for a new one.

But still, what?

I think maybe tonight on Raw, Strowman & Nicholas will be stripped of the titles and their reign will be ruled as void as Nicholas isn't a contracted WWE Superstar.

Something like that.

Universal Championship

I was hoping this swerve would happened but I was surprised it did.

I was wondering why it happened and then I found out that we'll be getting Lesnar/Regins III in Saudi Arabia, so that's why it happened.

I'm now willing to bet all my earthly possessions that Reigns with the title in Saudi Arabia.

And I'm not a betting man.

Overall, it was a good WrestleMania and I enjoyed it more than I was expecting to.

Some little things to mention are that I like that the little recap video is back at the end of the event and I now get the feeling that Vince isn't too keen on the Japanese, as both went on to lose title matches at WrestleMania.

Another thing I will say is that I really don't give a fuck about "Paige's movie". She looks and sounds like a crack whore more than ever and I'm just wondering what the hell happened to her voice. Sure, it was deep to begin with but now she sounds like a full-blown man.

I also found it a bit Hugh Morrus that after being introduced to sing the national anthem, the whole crowd started chanting "Who?" to those two girls.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dastardly Dale Newstead (Post 5105518)
the nicholas thing makes a mockery of the belts. As a wrestling fan it's fucking disappointing and kind of boring and stupid.

BUT, unlike the David Arquette thing, it's not some c-minus celebrity like Arquette getting treated like an A-lister and being given the belt because he's from the outside world.

Instead, its a child pulled from the crowd. The visual of Braun with a tiny little 12 year old is great. It's a photo op... I understand. At the end of the day it's a calculated risk. The biggest show of the year, you have a spectacle of this loveable monster teaming with a 6th grader. Vince obviously doesn't care if the tag belts mean shit... it's more important for him to grab potential headlines of "Child wins WWE tag belt" because honestly... that's way more interesting than David Arquette winning it. And making it even more intriguing is that it's the child of a long time employee.

Again, my wrestling brain fucking hates it. But my marketing brain understands and respects it.

You're not making wrong points, but I don't think it's as good for PR as you are thinking. I seriously doubt this makes anyone watch. If it does, I will gladly admit I was wrong, but I think it is:

* Transparent
* Pandering
* Technically endorses child abuse -- the WWE is scripted violence and you've put a kid in that situation, technically harmless or not

If I were writing an article on it, without even having a wrestling brain, I'd still tear this the fuck apart as another misguided attempt by a fickle company to try and suck the ass of idiot consumers by selling a product that doesn't make sense and no one wants to buy.

My wrestling brain hates it, and my common sense everyday life brain thinks it is fucking annoying bullshit. Even to the point "I know the kid is not going to actually wrestle anybody or get hurt," to that extent I think it is fucking dumb bullshit. If the kid isn't going to actually win then what is the point?

It's not going to sink business because nothing matters enough, and it caught up the morons at WrestleMania at the time. But it's really fucking dumb. I agree with you on the photo op and it probably made that kid's day. Invite him backstage or have him accompany Braun.

It's hollow and there is no real end-game. I'm sure Braun will go around defending with kids in each town and will smile and go and visit sick ones at hospital. But it's the cartoony, cutesy stuff that keeps real people from watching. Jerry from the pub isn't going to suddenly think wrestling is cool because a kid is the champion. Kids at school aren't going to think it's cool they're recognized at such a lame event doing such a lame thing.

I understand the stupid bullshit pandering to a limited audience. I just think it's a big miscalculation and it's not going to kill wrestling, but it's a symptom of wrestling being dead.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Savio (Post 5105521)
So you think Nicholas should have fucked a dog instead?

Is that what I said?

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 07:51 PM

And it's another case of the WWE ignoring its own canon and mythos to become a parody and piss-take of itself.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 07:57 PM

As I said -- have Braun help a kid win Money in the Bank this year. Everyone believes he could beat up 6-8 guys in a Handicap Match after they've been through hell. Let him help a kid win the briefcase and possession is 9/10's of the law. The kid can cash in and become World Champion. Photo op.

It's on the same plain of ideas. There's nothing more ridiculous about it. Just like it wasn't technically impossible for David Arquette to technically win a match where he technically became the World Champion. Except you shouldn't fucking put people in that position and it's that very possibility that makes wrestling so fucking stupid and inaccessible sometimes.

I wasn't even mad about this yesterday. It was just like "Haha, of course. Oh well, it's done anyway." But it's making me mad seeing people defend it as a good idea. It's battered wife syndrome. You're so used to this shit you think it's normal and that it actually makes sense, except you're ignoring that a child shouldn't legally be able to wrestle an adult in the first place.

As #1-wwf-fan said (maybe in this thread): They can't claim to be professional wrestling anymore. They are completely scripted entertainment, and by that standard they are objectively bad.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 08:00 PM

Like, how is Kurt Angle supposed to respond to this? "That's cool, bro. I mean, Sheamus could potentially kick a child in the head and kill them. Like, that would be the goal of that thing we're putting on. Go for gold, bud." No, of course not. The official line is: "No children will be hurt in the making of this segment, because it's not real, everyone knows what is going to happen next, P.S. why are you watching? Do you like seeing kids pretend to pretend to fight?"

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-09-2018 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 5105533)
You're not making wrong points, but I don't think it's as good for PR as you are thinking. I seriously doubt this makes anyone watch. If it does, I will gladly admit I was wrong, but I think it is:

* Transparent
* Pandering
* Technically endorses child abuse -- the WWE is scripted violence and you've put a kid in that situation, technically harmless or not

PR isn't done directly to make people watch, it's just done for brand imaging.

It's not some absolutely amazing PR stunts by any means but honestly it's pretty low risk and it got over bigger with the crowd than Nakamura vs AJ (until the turn) and the main event.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 08:18 PM

With all this talk about PR too -- why do you even need that PR? Like, why not just making wrestling good? Kids will like it if it's cool. All this PR shit is pandering in lieu of a compelling product.
"Hey Timmy. Want to go to the wrestling today?"
"Nah dad. That shit is phony and lame."
"Come on, you might get to be a champion."
"No dad. I can't risk being recognized on TV by people flicking. Especially by the girl I like at school. I'd rather just stay home and watch UFC."

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-09-2018 08:19 PM

and you're busy trying to make sense out of a situation they honestly didn't care enough to make sense of. They got a relatively high reward (big reaction) for a low risk. Braun won't be hurt by this and they won't lose any viewers. They'll just gain a few headlines and trend on twitter.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dastardly Dale Newstead (Post 5105626)
PR isn't done directly to make people watch, it's just done for brand imaging.

It's not some absolutely amazing PR stunts by any means but honestly it's pretty low risk and it got over bigger with the crowd than Nakamura vs AJ (until the turn) and the main event.

Yeah, I get what you are saying. I don't know, I think it makes them look like a puppy that pisses on the carpet because it's so desperate for attention. I'm just not impressed by it. There is some fine PR stuff, but I don't think pulling a kid out of the crowd and making them a champion qualifies. It's family-friendly entertainment no one wants to watch.

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-09-2018 08:25 PM

I see where you're coming from where they could be focusing their efforts on shit much cooler. But this is a company far more focused on a manufactured brand image than they are on producing a great product.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 08:28 PM

That is very true. I don't think they're very good at either, to be honest, haha.

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-09-2018 08:34 PM

sorry, I should have written poorly* manufactured brand image

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 09:35 PM

It was implied -- I should have read more clearly.

Lock Jaw 04-09-2018 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5105357)
Ronda was MOTN...in her debut

Asuka/Charlotte runner up, great

IC title next best, also great

DBry winning best moment

Taker's send-off (I assume) next best moment

Legend Nicholas 6 stars

After watching the show, I would say I agree with these sentiments.....

#1-norm-fan 04-09-2018 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruien (Post 5105513)
It's stupid for what reason? It made headlines. It received a crazy reaction. It's a good feel moment and will be used for the next 10 Manias PR/Marketing wise.

This is literally the exact reason Vince Russo used for why the Arquette thing was good.

It got attention. Great PR/marketing-wise. That one PR move isn't as valuable as building credibility for a title that can be used to draw on a consistent basis. Choosing shock value/easy publicity over the value of the titles are a big reason they can't use titles as a draw anymore.

#1-norm-fan 04-09-2018 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dastardly Dale Newstead (Post 5105633)
and you're busy trying to make sense out of a situation they honestly didn't care enough to make sense of. They got a relatively high reward (big reaction) for a low risk. Braun won't be hurt by this and they won't lose any viewers. They'll just gain a few headlines and trend on twitter.

Maybe this one thing doesn't do it but I'd also argue that it's another step in the watering down of Braun. He clearly likes to have fun now. The exact opposite of what got him over in the first place. They've officially delved into "paint-by-numbers face" with him.

Mr. Nerfect 04-09-2018 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 5106216)
This is literally the exact reason Vince Russo used for why the Arquette thing was good.

It got attention. Great PR/marketing-wise. That one PR move isn't as valuable as building credibility for a title that can be used to draw on a consistent basis. Choosing shock value/easy publicity over the value of the titles are a big reason they can't use titles as a draw anymore.

They have all these belts because Vince (McMahon) has this thing where he can't imagine running a show without championship matches, but when was the last time a match actually drew because a belt was on the line? It's really idiosyncratic.

Mr. Pierre 04-09-2018 11:59 PM

Show was good - strong start, weak finish

-Love that Taker/Cena will have a 1-year build to a true mega match.

-Brock winning was a huge shock. Match felt like a parody though unfortunately. Their WM31 match was much better and felt more real. Shame though because Roman was busted so badly.

-Rousey killed it. Wow, so entertaining. Great stuff there by all 4 involved. Probably my favorite match.

-Cool to see Rollins with the IC title. I trust that’s a good marriage and is win/win

-Unfoetunately Styles vs Nakamura fell flat. Card placement, and also the match was just heating up and it ended. Pretty underwhelmed. Post-match was excellent and unexpected though.

-Charlotte and Asuka delivered -assuming next year we see Rousey vs Charlotte

Fun Mania, but sheesh it’s hard to have a great 7-hour show. They had about a great 4-5 hour show but it just fell off a bit for me.

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-10-2018 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 5106220)
Maybe this one thing doesn't do it but I'd also argue that it's another step in the watering down of Braun. He clearly likes to have fun now. The exact opposite of what got him over in the first place. They've officially delved into "paint-by-numbers face" with him.

As a one-off it's fine. If they do it over and over, then yes, it'll hurt him. Knowing them, they'll do it over and over. But on its own, it worked.

Mr. Nerfect 04-10-2018 06:21 AM

Not the biggest fan of Braun, because I think he's green and goofy, but this does feel a lot like Ryback to me. I wasn't the biggest fan of him either. It seems they get someone, however limited, that the audience they have left reacts to and does their best to piss on them somehow.

Braun is obviously being put into the feature attraction of the elephant at the variety show, so he shouldn't worry. Yet. When the novelty wears off -- and it will wear off -- he'll be in surprisingly low positions in the future. But they keep everyone around forever and keep them paid. It's more insulting to the fans that are trying to emotionally invest in this shit.

Ruien 04-10-2018 08:54 AM

Braun has been going strong for over 2 years now. Eventually everyone gets bored of everyone but hes mo flash in the pan.

Mr. Nerfect 04-10-2018 09:17 AM

I'm not only bored...I'm anNoid. I like it, Dale.

Jordan 04-10-2018 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Pierre (Post 5106230)
Show was good - strong start, weak finish

-Love that Taker/Cena will have a 1-year build to a true mega match.

.

Where did you get this information?

slik 04-10-2018 11:47 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Longest matches of the night at the last 8 Wrestlemanias:<br><br>27 - Undertaker vs HHH<br>28 - Undertaker vs HHH<br>29 - Brock Lesnar vs HHH<br>XXX - Daniel Bryan vs HHH<br>31 - Sting vs HHH<br>32 - Undertaker vs Shane McMahon<br>33 - Seth Rollins vs HHH<br>34 - Angle &amp; Rousey vs HHH &amp; Stephanie McMahon</p>&mdash; Meta (@Metatronja) <a href="https://twitter.com/Metatronja/status/983198794866184192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 9, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Jordan 04-10-2018 05:49 PM

Yeah but all of those save one is a really good match.

I am talking about the Lesnar match.

DAMN iNATOR 04-10-2018 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sixx (Post 5105443)
Or he fell victim to countless wedgies and wet willies.

Not with Braun guarding him at all times. :cool:

DAMN iNATOR 04-10-2018 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fragile X (Post 5106320)
Where did you get this information?

I think people just thought it was a foregone conclusion that Cena would show up on RAW last night, pissed at literally being squashed by 'Taker in under 3 minutes, challenge 'Taker, 'Taker would accept and they'd do like they did with one of the Rock/Cena match builds.

I'm sure it will happen eventually, but it doesn't need a year-long build to WM 35, nor does it even have to be that long before they fight again. I'd be fine with a grudge match at SummerSlam.

#1-norm-fan 04-10-2018 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dastardly Dale Newstead (Post 5106291)
As a one-off it's fine. If they do it over and over, then yes, it'll hurt him. Knowing them, they'll do it over and over. But on its own, it worked.

They already started with him being "silly" weeks ago when he did the parody of Elias. Last week he dressed up like a nerd and called himself "Brain Strowman". "Braun just loves to have fun" is definitely already going.

Ol Dirty Dastard 04-10-2018 07:08 PM

Hacksaw Braun Stroman

Fignuts 04-10-2018 07:19 PM

The more time that passes, and the more I think about it the more disappointed I am in the finish to Asuka vs Charlotte.

I know the match was still fantastic, but that's exactly the problem. Maybe it's just me, but when you have a match that close to perfect, that flaw just gets bigger and bigger in my head and I can't help but think what could have been.

Just a few more minutes is all they would have needed in my opinion. Where the match ended charlotte should of went for the standard figure 8, but dropped back down due to the pain in her arm. Asuka gets out, puts on the asuka lock and we can get a good 30-45 second period of drama of charlotte trying, but failing to get to the ropes, and looking like shes about to fade out, but then starts torqueing on asukas leg to make her relinquish the hold. Charlotte then gets the one armed figure 8 for the win.

That finish would have established more drama in the ending, and would have made asuka tapping more believable, as there wasn't nearly enough work done on her leg in the match for that abrupt tap out that we got.

So yeah. Great match. But shit won't stop bugging me. Like a cancerous tumor in my head.

#1-norm-fan 04-10-2018 08:17 PM

Yeah, I was cool with Asuka losing but she tapped almost instantly after not having her knee worked on at all. It made her look way too weak. It was the way some random Carmella-type diva would have gone out. The match did a way better job of bringing Asuka down to the other women's level than it did bringing Charlotte up to a world-beater level.

Emperor Smeat 04-10-2018 08:36 PM

Asuka-Charlotte and the Styles-Nakamura matches would have befitted a lot by having an extra 5 minutes. Both were starting to pick up the pace and hit peak status but suddenly ended instead.

Fignuts 04-10-2018 08:45 PM

BUT GUYS WE NEED THOSE EXTRA MINUTES TO SHOW ADS FOR THE NETWORK PEOPLE ARE ALREADY WATCHING THIS ON AND THAT SAME EXACT CLIP FROM THE PAIGE MOVIE FOR 75TH TIME THIS WEEKEND

Fignuts 04-10-2018 08:45 PM

DURRRRRR PAIGE HERE

Mr. Nerfect 04-10-2018 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5106335)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Longest matches of the night at the last 8 Wrestlemanias:<br><br>27 - Undertaker vs HHH<br>28 - Undertaker vs HHH<br>29 - Brock Lesnar vs HHH<br>XXX - Daniel Bryan vs HHH<br>31 - Sting vs HHH<br>32 - Undertaker vs Shane McMahon<br>33 - Seth Rollins vs HHH<br>34 - Angle &amp; Rousey vs HHH &amp; Stephanie McMahon</p>&mdash; Meta (@Metatronja) <a href="https://twitter.com/Metatronja/status/983198794866184192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 9, 2018</a></blockquote>
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I am not surprised. Could have done without any of those, to be honest. I mean the match with Bryan was fun, as well Rousey, but they didn't need to be working with HHH.


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