| Tom Guycott |
07-17-2011 02:39 AM |
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Originally Posted by Ermaximus
(Post 3580567)
Wow, this thread has gone farther into the shitter than I thought it would.
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Let's just see how much worse the rabbit hole g.. uh, wait that doesn't work. Uh... nevermind. Just watch this:
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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan
(Post 3580554)
Eddie Vedder won the title back on page 2 and was never beaten for it. Thus voiding everything that happened after that. Eddie Vedder has been the Hardcore Champion for over 5 years now.
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Unbeknownst to Eddie, Tom Guycott shows up to some nondescript Pearl Jam show in the ass end of Peru. After getting crowd surfed to the stage, someone tosses me on Eddie like a reverse suicide dive. David Penzer JUST SO HAPPENS to be in attendance, and I get the three count.
That's what he gets for resting on his laurels.
I cut a promo on Vedder saying as much, then, completely ripping off Shane Douglass, I DENOUNCE/VACATE the title I just won. I'd rather defend this instead: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YeUaMwlcDT...ip%2Bcopia.jpg getting exactly what I wanted from day one in the process.
At the end of my promo, I apologize for the interruption, ask McCready to play me off with "Maggot Brain", and stumble off into the confused masses.
New (Unofficial) McDonalds champion: Tom Guycott
Recipiant of Vacated Hardcore title: some random stagehand |
