If you silly people will go and see a Michael Bay film, you only have yourself to blame.

I'm on vacation and no problem losing a few brain cells and hours. No harm no foul.

Had no intention of seeing Earth to Echo or Turbo with a bunch of children this morning.

The Benchwarmers: 7.9/10

Heard bad things, but I much enjoyed this flick.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 10/10.. Caesar, Koba and company totally outshined the human actors even Gary Oldman himself!!!

Andy Serkis is pretty bad ass

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The Wolverine - 2.5/5

Meh. The ladies were nice to look at.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - 4.5/5

Oblivion 8/10

Lone Survivor - 10/10

Highest of recommendations. Almost cried at the end.

Really?

I meant Lone Survivor and not Lone Ranger.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 8/10

Serkis did a pretty great job; the human characters were all but non-existent.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - 8/10

New Transformers kicked fucking ass. 10/10

Might not be for squares, lots of super smash summer moments.

Optimus Prime and Mark Wahlberg beoch

American Reunion 6/10

In some ways, it is kind of depressing.

Bad Words - pass.fail

Oh, don't get me wrong, her breasts are a thing of beauty. But, as somebody who is knocking on 30, the whole situation just depresses me.

I can understand.

Divergent - Watchable I suppose, but mostly uninteresting.

Her - 9/10

Awesome performance by Juaquin Phenix...really makes you think.

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
6.5/10

Non Stop - 5/10
Pitch Black - 5/10

Omar (2013) - 8,5/10

Hercules - 11/10 for The Rock punching dogs and lions and horses

what

I thought somebody might take umbrage with that score. Don't get me wrong, from a technical standpoint it's a 10/10. I just wasn't a fan of the story/tone.

The Terminator - 4 out of 5

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - 4.5/5

Muppets Most Wanted 8/10

I enjoyed it.

Smoke Signals: 7.4/10

Decent late 90's flick.

Nymphomaniac Vol 1 and 2 - As a whole, 7/10, it felt like a British indie version of American Pie yet in a more serious tone and subtle black comedy. :p

Bonus part was Rammstein's song to the end credits!

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Snowpiercer - Full of plotholes but full of entertainment as well. Really enjoyable.

Stoker - Had a really good "atmosphere" and was really well shot, but the plot's a bit dull.

The Conjuring - Alright, but absolutely nothing that hasn't been done a million times.

Man of Steel - Shite.

Batman: Assault on Arkham. 10/10. kick-ass anime movie.. With bits of nudity from Killer Frost and Harley, a few curses and a middle finger, very rare for it to be adult themed despite it's a cartoon..

Some of the villains seemed new to me: King Shark, Capt. Boomerang, and Black Spider. :p

I marked out when I found out Jennifer Hale's voicing Killer Frost on this one despite she even voiced her in the Injustice game. I just imagined Femshep's renegade attitude on Mass effect too! Hah.

Shawshank Redemption is so fucking overrated. It was a good film, that is it.

The Way Way Back - v good. Better than I was expecting, but I love coming of age movies. They get me every time. Preferred Steve Carell in this than anything else I've seen him in. Plus, Sam Rockwell's in it so it's always going to entertain in some way.

Silence of the Lambs - 6.5/10

After watching the film, I realized that I have a thing for Jodie Foster.

Guardians of the Galaxy - 9/10. I'd say they're like Spaceballs/Serenity/<wbr>Borderlands type of cartoony characters that you'd expect from this one. Esp. the 80s music and the blue aliens..The easter egg ending on it was a little bit unnecessary. Could've used more screentime for Thanos story too.