I hope Brock is driving the ambulance.

Always pisses me off when the announcers use their "Owen Hart has died" voice over fake bullshit

Becky no stretchers

interesting

Lol it's one thing to kind of reference it, but Becky actually caring about Rollins on camera doesn't fit her character at all.

Tyler Breeze

local medical facility

ROFL Huskus the Pig Boy

Vince McDevil

HAHAHAHAHAHA this was worth flipping back for

Zubaz still exists?

:lol: at the new pig character for Bray's Funhouse.

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THIS IS SUCH GOOD SHIT

That was perfect
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.Bray too

OMG. THE BRAY FUN HOUSE TONIGHT WAS EPIC

HHH: Saudi Arabia is years behind so they think we are still feuding about me taking the World Title away from you in 2002.

Randy: \o_/

HHH: No you didn't do that back then!

You are nuts, that was great! This is leading him to some kind of schizophrenic gimmick for sure.

Compelling evidence re: Maria ass eating. Gonna need to think about this.

So 40 minutes left, and we still have 2 more promos and 3 of the slowest entrances of all time?? They are gonna go past 11pm lol

Cesaro vs Ricochet too

Triple H needs better standards if he thinks Orton is among the best ever wrestlers.

The Undertaker put Triple H down and he's still here.

Ricochet's theme sounds basically the same as Lars Sullivan's theme

Like how Stone Cold's theme was 100% Razor Ramon's theme?

Omg I forgot about Toni Storm’s ass. Very eatable.

LOL Cesaro vs. Ricochet again

Modern day WWE booking is exactly like how I used to book EWR. Book two people who always get a 95% match quality against each other week in, week out despite there being no rhyme or reason for their endless matches.

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side note I like Cesaros new theme I really do only it always sounds like its building to something that it never reaches

They totally dropped the "dark theme" for the third hour of Raw I guess

Pretty much all due to the Wild Card rule and WWE cramming in storyline stuff for the upcoming Saudi show that wasn't really planned out ahead of time.

This week and last week being the end results of those problems.

24/7 title the most interesting title in WWE tbh

ricochet insanely talented

r-truth so funny

RAW only has 5 minutes left and has to fit in Undertaker walking to the ring in that time.

Good luck WWE..

no overrun = raw going off the air when taker is half way down the ramp

They need one of those airport fast walk ramp thingies

Right, cause they're not going to go over for the Undertaker? Makes less sense than people calling Jim Cornette a homophobe

Cool I didn't miss Taker saying "This friday at super showdown... Goldeberg... you will rest in peace"

So what you're saying Undertaker, is that this will be a 3 minute match.

They might give a minute extra but USA Network has been pretty strict about WWE not going beyond their time anymore.

lolol straight cut his ass off

They fit it in.

USA said their ratings aren't good enough for an extra 30 seconds.

lol

:lol: Taker's lucky he got the last part of his promo out since USA Network didn't hesitate at all with cutting the feed.

Think the same happened last time with Taker where WWE had him come out way too late and he barely got a promo done in time.

Almost went to Raw tonight, I’m in Texas all the way from NZ and knowing Lesnar and Taker we’re showing up I still couldn’t be bothered going.

I wonder if I’m even a fan anymore?

Goldberg didn't show up.

I think Undertaker called him Gold Bird if you go back and listen to it

lol

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lol at the video called "Undertaker speaks after RAW" being one half of a sentence and then him walking out.

LUGZ

It was all over her network special

Becky should have gone and beat up Brock Lesnar

Yes, but that is a more real setting. Ronda's special had all sorts of stuff on her geeking out and being happy backstage, hugging the Riot Squad, etc.

Point is nothing on TV has suggested Becky's character cares about anybody's well being.

Yet they break kayfabe by acknowledging their real life relationship to further sell the kayfabe injuries from the beat down.

That is some meta level stuff right there.

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Damn, just watched the YouTube highlights of that match... "hard to watch"... Hope it doesn't lead to Lacey Evans being buried... I like her character and stuff!

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lol

Rusev wants out of his deal so bad.

Cesaro vs. Ricochet was a great match. The rest of the show was standard bollocks which I skipped through in about ten minutes.

Saw on Reddit:

Lol that's terrible.

I can't imagine anyone sitting through this. I was playing PS4 and just flipped over to Raw occasionally to try to catch Firefly Fun House.

I like how The Glorious Robert Roode finally turned heel and revamped his look with a mustache, beat Ricochet clean..... and then disappeared and is now one of the random people who just chase after the 24/7 title.

I like how Cedric Alexander got drafted to RAW.... but has he even had a match, or has he just chased after the 24/€ title as well?

I guess he is ahead of Buddy Murphy, who made one promo about being drafted to Smackdown, and then disappeared.

I don't think Aleister has wrestled since settling into SD either

just cutting vague video promos

Has The Iconics defended the tag belts since they've won them?

No

While this week's 3 hr RAW had only 40 minutes of actual wrestling on it, the 90 minute HULU version for this week has...get ready for it....10 minutes of wrestling in it.

If someone is only watching RAW via HULU they have no clue Cesaro/Ricochet have ever wrestled because it's cut each week. They do, however, get to see plenty of Shane McMahon.

How in the hell? That's for an unlive TV version, ya?

The rest is promos and skits and talking

He had a match against Cesaro...and lost.

I had missed last night's Firefly. Good shit. Do the muscle man dance

I have all these ideas for matches I would hypothetically like to see, but then the reality just bores them into the ground. A lot of them involve Cesaro. There was a time where Cesaro vs. Sheamus was actually a match I wanted to see. The same could have been said for Cesaro vs. Ricochet.

I still wish this was a thing: that he hollowed it, painted it gold and added adornments, including a nameplate, and actually called himself the TV champion.

"THAT'S GOOD SHIT!!!"

So, they're basically still doing that same bullshit they would pull for "AM RAW".