Twin's not as hot. What's with the scripted dialogue? ffs

Acting abilities, not so nice

I feel like we're on the same page here, Kalyx

"My gamerscore's 100% legit."

"Yeah right."

2:13
Dale North:
guys in audience are laughing

Pretty much sums this rubbish up.

RoXer and Alva's gonna freak.

If this lets me watch MNF on Live with friends across the country, WIN

ESPN on Xbox 360 is being announced.

Dale North:
COLLEGE FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL, NBA, MLB, SOCCER

GOAL

These ESPN guys have 100% more charisma than Laura.

Yeah noticed a lack of NFL mention

I'd have to imagine they're on camera waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more

"I'm gonna go with seven. ...It's on the prompter."

2:21
Nick:
All available to Xbox LIVE Gold members at no additional cost. Hot. Great move.

That's actually a sweet touch for you guys.

2:22
Nick:
Kudo Tsunoda is on stage. Wearing a nice purple sports jacket. Rocking the sunglasses.

Hard to look like more of a douche than this guy

Cue Chinagirl.

lol, hands don't match at all

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</td><td class="chatmsgtext altcaster_text">Nick:
Six connect launch games are being introduced. There's a little Asian girl no the screen. She's about to play with Kinectimals. She calls for "Skittles." She says "where are you!" The little tiger comes out. Monday June 14, 2010 2:24 Nick
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</td><td class="chatmsgtext altcaster_text">Dale North:
dude, I'm so pumped for this cat game. It's insanely cute. "Skittles" is the cat name. I expect Nick Chester to melt any minute. Monday June 14, 2010 2:24 Dale North
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<table style="width: 100%;"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td class="chatmsgtime" nowrap="nowrap">2:24
</td><td class="chatmsgtext altcaster_text">Nick:
This is adorable. I can't take it. </td></tr></tbody></table>
Would have bet the farm on Rare showing a Kinect launch game :'(

Girl is fucking adorable though

95% of people who will play this will attempt to kill Skittles

Fucking Microsoft using cute Chinagirl to block criticism.

What the fuck am I watching.

lol, Kinect Sports. SMELL THE ORIGINALITY

WTF? Might as well just fucking go outside and run

What. Just. Happened.

Kinect makes me want to kill any kitten that comes near me.

Wii Sports with updated graphics

2:30
Nick:
Kinect Joy Ride is being revealed. It's a retail title, as rumored. In the demo, this girl is putting her hunts on like she's driving a car, and just turning the wheel with her hands. To boost forward she pushes out her hands and the car boosts forward.

Wish it was still a free XBLA game... Wankers.

Anyone else catch how just before she went off the road there, here hands turned the "wheel" left and the car went right?

Also how she hardly ever moved her hands, yet the car still made pretty big turns?

"Thank you, Lorenzo Lamas." LOL

Horrible.

LOOK AT THE WATER

WE CAN GO ANYWHERE

Fatass can't jump. lol

Kinect allows you to be active and lazy at the same time. How did..?

GODDD NOBODY CARESSS

LOL crowd cheering chick disrobing.

Just as I suspected, the chick is not talking live. Neither was the last Chinachick.

For the most part this demo seems live and running.

"Combat training."

lol "Spread your feet slightly"

*Spreads feet more than shoulder width apart*

Cue another Chinagirl.

2:45
Nick:
MTV Games and Harmonix are about to show off thei new game, called Dance Central. They're dancing to Bel Biv Devoe's "Poison" She's actually like... doing a real dance. This is kind of ridiculous. I can't play this game

NO! BAD HARMONIX! NO DLC PURCHASES FOR A WEEK!

Microsoft E3 2010 conference. Going down in history.

P-P-P-POKER FACE

They are selling you music to dance to. Think about this.

Dude is using his serious voice

oh my

How To Look Like An Ass In Front Of Your Friends....


Central

Chatter on Justin.tv:

"He is servin the audience."

http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c716...stNecklace.jpg

ROFL

15 launch titles and only like, 2, look like they're worth more than $5

Now we're talkin.

How are people applauding that on-rails arm flailing POS?

2:52
Dale North:
Uhoh! Turn 10 coming out

WOOOOOOOOO

GT KILLAHS IN DA HIZZOUSE
2:53
Dale North:
Put your hands on 10 and 2 and just go

My woo may have been premature :'(

Booo, not Forza :'(

2:54
Dale North:
You can walk up to the car?!

This is getting fucking ridiculous......

Interactive car commercial ftw.

You can walk around the car.

You can't do that with the Right Stick

So main feature is turning your hands, secondary feature is looking at a car?

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</td><td class="chatmsgtext altcaster_text">Dale North:
You lean in to look closer - pretty neat. Monday June 14, 2010 2:55 Dale North
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</td><td class="chatmsgtext altcaster_text">Dale North:
You can actually get into the car if yo uwant. . Monday June 14, 2010 2:55 Dale North
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<table style="width: 100%;"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td class="chatmsgtime" nowrap="nowrap">2:55
</td><td class="chatmsgtext altcaster_text">Dale North:
again, this is car porn evolved. </td></tr></tbody></table>

I don't know how immersion in a car game gets better than having a wheel and pedals :-\

Nice

<table style="width: 100%;"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td class="chatmsgtime" nowrap="nowrap">2:58
</td><td class="chatmsgtext altcaster_text">Nick:
About to share something special. A new Xbox 360. It looks slightly smaller, but waaaay shinier. Monday June 14, 2010 2:58 Nick
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</td><td class="chatmsgtext altcaster_text">Nick:
Basically all of the rumors about it were true. </td></tr></tbody></table>

Didn't see this design coming, what with Kinect being a sleek, shiny black bar

New 360s ship today :eek:

Sweet, just in time. My 360 is starting to crap out

2:59
Nick:
Will be available later this week.

BANG

Holy shit 360 Slim is out fucking now.

Free 360s for the audience? Bastards.

2:59
Nick:
Uhhh. they pulled an Oprah. Sending us new 360s RIGHT NOW.

Oprah: All right everybody, look under your chairs!

Nice way to bury all the shitty parts of your event

2:59
Dale North:
Sports guy! he screamed "HOLY SHIT"
Everyone is dying laughing

Check the wording of his statement though.

"We're shipping the new 360's to you, on us"

Is the 360 itself free, or just shipping?

Sim 360 = same price as it is now.

299

I think you're reading too much into it.

Well, given that the alternative is giving out a couple thousand free 360's, I think not

They are pretty sexy looking. My question is if the 250 gig hd is included or not, he didn't really say.

All right let's sum it up:

- CoD Black Ops is visceral and kinda 'akshun paq'. Looks nice.
- Metal Gear Rising looks hot. Cut watermelons.
- Fable 3 looks hot.
- Halo Reach fucking space battles.
- Gears of War 3 has the flood. 4plyr coop.
- Kinect works great so long as you're a Chinagirl.
- ESPN on Live.
- Kinect cam-chat with your less hot twin.
- Xbox 360 Slim is out this week.

From Joystiq

I wonder how much the casing has improved to prevent people from modding it.

I willing to bet someone has it opened and flashed within 2 weeks.

We'll just pretend the rest didn't happen.

I won't argue with that.

It can never be undone. Never.

And now the grind for YouTube trailers for these threads. Is my love not evident!

Can't tell from the picture but did they get rid of the memory card slots and USB slots on the new Xbox Slim?

It is not, otherwise you would have put one of these bad boys on the end of it: ?

It looked like the usb ports are still there, but they didn't go into to much detail.