and your future tag team champions.........

1-1 so far.

I thought Khali said he was going back to India, and I thought Hornswoggle was killed by Dolph Ziggler.

boring

I feel like that's the first time Hornswoggle has ever been pinned.

wtf eh

Huh?

This show has been a major disappointment so far

Even Jerry Lawler doesn't want to watch Raw

<font color=goldenrod>King just left, this Raw just got better</font>

SAVE US DANIEL BRYAN

Lawler has gone to hire the A-Team.

LOL Kane is going to be involved in another terrible storyline.

He's gotta find them and afford them, first.

They forgot to put the cheerleader manniquin into the casket.

We can only vote in the WWE chatroom?

and what exactly will the guest hosts do?

What are the odds the guest host segments are taped again?

You know awesome speech from Kane aside this whole Taker in a "vegetative state" thing is dumb and on you tube there are people who actually believe this is the truth.
Markism is not dead people!

The morons on youtube will argue that Kane and Taker are actual brothers.

<font color=goldenrod>WE WANT NEESON *clap clap clapclapclap*</font>

and the point in that was.........

?

That was short but...pointless.

Can't believe they aren't using the actual theme music to the show.

He wouldn't be caught dead on this show.

I KNOW! I LOVE PEOPLE LIKE THIS!

This is the gayest thing of all time.

So, where's the APA?

What's worse, how bad this crap is or the fact that it's better than TNA?

i concur

Do the Bella twins have to whore themselves out to every guest host?

Liam Neeson is the only one smart enough from the movie not to embarrass himself by showing up to this.

<font color=goldenrod>Gee, I wonder what's winning this one</font>

They can only do what they are good at. Being whores

D. Skip match altogether.

Just like Edge and Christian and the Dudleys

Dance Off!

If my girlfriend wasn't asleep on the couch right now, I'd be thoroughly embarrassed to watch this.

Why not? He was in The Phantom Menace...

Rampage is too embarassed to admit who he is now as a MMA fighter. He would rather be known as BA

He is one of my favorite actors. I mean that he is the only one smart enough not to show up on this horrible show tonight

The most dangerous man to have done absolutely nothing of note.

And thats why he still has my and I'm guessing the rest of the film watching public's respect.


I can never shake the thought that Santino is actually very capable of beating
a man to death

Shoot me.

2-1...that was a blowout. Much to the shegrin of the IWC.

<font color=goldenrod>Might do something I haven't done in ages - cut out of Raw extremely early. This is horrible.</font>

it's a very special option C 3 hour raw vintage damn viper randy orton episodic

just wait, Koz will tear up the ring with his dancing skills

It was a joke...I actually liked TPM :$

OK, Santino does have some pretty sick moves.

Yo Vito, is the draft on MLB channel?

MOSCOW!

Cole said Vintage! *Drinks*

Well, it looks like Kozlov is entering his final 'push' in WWE before his release.

Dammit, Lesbian gangbang isn't an option.

Again. D. Skip match altogether.

That stomach roll just beat out the Chris Masters pec dance for "images I want violently wiped from my mind"

I hate the PG era.

Where is the:
1. Bra and panties match
2. Water balloon fight
3. Slumber party match

Or
4. HOT LESBIAN ACTION

HOT! LESBIAN! ACTION!

Yeah, that.

Alex Riley has been in dark matches for the past three years

I was about to say option 3 wins again, but I am pretty sure they will go with the battle royal.

epic wrestlecrap Raw

Miss the Days of Dawn Marie and Torrie in a Hotel Room options lol

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I respect womens wrestling and all, but when most of these girls really cant wrestle anyways. Bring on the B & P matches! Or even better, HLA!

I agree. I would much rather start seeing the women as valets and drop half of them from wrestling, which only about 4 of them can handle to do.

3-1

How is this audience not asleep or rioting right now?

Lets just act its a 2 Hour Raw and say that first hour didn't happen

They release a mind controling fragrance in the air to make you feel like what you are watching is entertaining.

Being a valet. As she should be.

The winner of this match gets a year's supply of free feminine hygiene products!

I'm with Corndad.

Like a Chris Benoit match gotcha :y:

she actually knows how to wrestle. Therefore she can not be allowed in the ring with the rest of the women

They just bit that finish from Bad News Brown and Bret Hart. Jillian should come back in and destroy a giant trophy now.

Michael Cole is the absolute worst.

HAHAHAHAHAH
I remember that (even though most of the people here never saw it).

WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING, FELLA!

I do love the inflection in Coles voice "who did you choose? The Great Khali and Hornswoggle!"

sounded like WTF is wrong with you people!

They should make the Sheamus stipulation that if he loses he has to tan and look like a Lobster next week Fella.

Kane took out Undertaker...I can see it coming.

<font color=goldenrod>Gotta love how WWE pretty much tell you who to vote for</font>

Voting for Evan Boring. Want to see him get killed.

Mark Henry swerve.

So Evan Borne it is for this one i am guessing

Voted for Kane.

Watch it be something stupid like a third brother... Abel...

I want to be Kane so that everywhere I wlk can be bathed in red glow

It was Eater's Choice on my lunch break today! The options were as follows:

***

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR LUNCH TODAY?

A) A bucket of period blood

B) A brick

C) A sandwich

I think their brother Abyss is currently working for Jeff Jarrett's Minor Leagues.

B
You can never go wrong with a good brick

It'll end up being Rikishi

he didn't do it for himself he did it for the Rock

3-2

WTF is this bullshit.

crap what about Bournes push?

His push out of the way on his way out the door?