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Gertner 07-02-2011 04:56 PM

I'm sure all the fat virgin workrate fantasizers will be my downfall. Or victory, however you look at it.

RiX1024 07-02-2011 05:03 PM

Getting my ass kicked....

Tazz Dan 07-02-2011 05:04 PM

I take full responsibility for whatever it is I have done.

Ermaximus 07-02-2011 06:19 PM

I want VSG to win this. Let his punk ass wannabe heel self take the week ban.

VSG 07-02-2011 06:21 PM

I slept with your momma last night, she didn't have any complaints about me like you do!

Ermaximus 07-02-2011 06:25 PM

My mom is in her menopausal state so if you went there, I pity you. VSG, would you even know what to do with a naked woman? For some reason I picture VSG cumming his pants the moment a girl even offers him sex or oral favors. Like Virus from Senior Trip.

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VSG 07-02-2011 06:30 PM

Please child, I get so much action that Kiefer Sutherland wanted me to star in 24 instead of him.

Also, *Insert generic "Yo momma" joke*

VSG 07-02-2011 06:33 PM

Also, its a bit creepy you know about your mom's menstrual cycles there. You sure you aren't a redneck just like these guys in *Insert taping location*?

Ermaximus 07-02-2011 06:49 PM

Excuse me for listening to my moms issues you heartless fucking goat fucker. :foc:

VSG 07-02-2011 06:52 PM

Running out of generic heel statements here, throw me a friggin' bone.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 06:55 PM

You shouldn't need to rely on used heel material. Your attitude alone should give off a heel aura.

Vote for Iggy to be banned.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 06:56 PM

P.S. I would have no issues with stealing all of your wives and girlfriends.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 06:56 PM

Oh wait, this is the wrestling forum...

VSG 07-02-2011 06:57 PM

"Wives and girlfriends"? Who do you think I am, Bigsock?

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 07:00 PM

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/...y_calderza.jpg

Tazz Dan 07-02-2011 07:01 PM

Iggy is quite possibly the worst name change ever. I'm sorry.

Tazz Dan 07-02-2011 07:01 PM

I do love you though.

Tazz Dan 07-02-2011 07:01 PM

Well, not love, but enjoy you.

Tazz Dan 07-02-2011 07:01 PM

:naughty:

VSG 07-02-2011 07:01 PM

Ya what's with people changing names during competitions?

Edit: 4 posts in 1 min? You just pushed TPWW's server to its limit.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tazz Dan (Post 3569096)
Iggy is quite possibly the worst name change ever. I'm sorry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iggy (Post 3568989)
Still not used to the name change. I'm kind of cringing at it. Might go back to being Iginfest.


Tazz Dan 07-02-2011 07:28 PM

Good job then. As you were.

Ermaximus 07-02-2011 07:33 PM

Name change request. Dazz Tan

Tazz Dan 07-02-2011 07:34 PM

Welcome to 2006 Ermax.

Tazz Dan 07-02-2011 07:35 PM

Nah, that never actually happened. Destor was pushing for it though, before we settled on Todd. That never eventuated either.

Ermaximus 07-02-2011 07:36 PM

Tazz Todd or Todd Dan? Which was it?

Tazz Dan 07-02-2011 07:39 PM

Just Todd. Tazz of Dan. The second d was a typo on his part, but if felt right.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 07:39 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1DZU-LyGw2...ael-starke.jpg

Ermaximus 07-02-2011 07:44 PM

A guy named Todd I take it Iggy?

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 07:47 PM

Nah, that's Sinbad.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 07:49 PM

Vote for me btw.

VSG 07-02-2011 07:50 PM

A French Todd

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...LfJ3ywDEvg&t=1

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 07:50 PM

Fuck Todd. Post guys called Sinbad.

VSG 07-02-2011 07:52 PM

How about a creepy Sindbad instead?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...ouglas-006.jpg

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 07:53 PM

I guess there aren't many options for Sinbads. You either get sailors, comedians or rotund window cleaners.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 07:54 PM

Might request a name change to Sinbad so I can add "internet poster" to that list.

Ermaximus 07-02-2011 07:58 PM

Rotund window cleaners.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 08:37 PM

So this girl that I've kinda been seeing lately has said she's going to make me one of these

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YQm7VlJMBS...nofrontrib.png

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 08:38 PM

If I win this I will post a picture of myself wearing that hat following my weeklong ban.

Vote for Iggy

Ermaximus 07-02-2011 08:47 PM

Bill Paxton. Poor bastard has come a long way since playing Private Hudson in Aliens.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-02-2011 08:49 PM

That's Adam Baldwin.

Ermaximus 07-02-2011 08:50 PM

Oh thank the lord.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-03-2011 09:13 AM

Hey guys, Iggy here. Just a quick reminder to you all that I'm a bad poster. Vote for me in this prestigious TPWW wrestling forum tournament.

Londoner 07-03-2011 09:25 AM

We get it iggy. You fucking awful poster.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-03-2011 09:35 AM

Now that''s just mean.

VSG 07-03-2011 09:37 AM

TL wants a ride aboard the Heeeeeeeeeel Train.

Londoner 07-03-2011 09:42 AM

damn right yo

screech 07-03-2011 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VSG (Post 3569486)
TL wants a ride aboard the Heeeeeeeeeel Train.

He'd take it further than you, that's for sure.

Ermaximus 07-03-2011 12:25 PM

Screech has a mean streak VSG, watch out!

Londoner 07-03-2011 12:25 PM

screech knows

VSG 07-03-2011 12:34 PM

Screech is just pissed off because he knows Dave Batista is very likely banging Shelly Martinez right now.

screech 07-03-2011 12:51 PM

That sex tape would outdraw any event you could headline.

Ermaximus 07-03-2011 02:00 PM

You must spread more reputation around before repping Screech again.

VSG 07-03-2011 02:02 PM

No wonder my rep's been moving oh so slowly the last 2 days. Screech be stealing my WCW Thunder!

screech 07-03-2011 02:19 PM

Your rep is moving slowly because [thanks to me] people are starting to realize you are awful.

Ermaximus 07-03-2011 02:22 PM

:lol:

Someone help me get Screech at least 1 star. PLEASE!

screech 07-03-2011 02:40 PM

I could just steal VSG's star since he doesn't deserve it.

screech 07-03-2011 02:40 PM

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http://media.strategywiki.org/images...Party8_Boo.png

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screech 07-03-2011 02:41 PM

Flawless plan.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-03-2011 06:47 PM

Speaking of stars. I seem to be missing 3.

TNA&USA#1 07-03-2011 07:14 PM

God this is so pathetic. Running down others to make yourselves feel better. Voting in this contest isn't going to get you a seat at the cool kids table. It's just not. I'm sorry.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-03-2011 07:17 PM

Not too sure what you're talking about there. I'm head of the cool kids table and everyone that votes is welcome. Even cute little rascals like yourself.

Shaved Monkey 07-03-2011 07:22 PM

The following people understand and appreciate my untapped potential and I would just like to apologize if I voted against you as I voted before looking at the results. If I could do it all over again, I would support every last one of you.

AKin3D, BigDaddyCool, CSL, Flex Duran, Fragile X, Nicky Fives, NoJabbaNoBogRoll, Seth82, SlickyTrickyDamon, Snowden, Storer50, Tazz Dan, The Gold Standard, TL, Volare, What Would Kevin Do?, whiteyford

Ermaximus 07-03-2011 07:39 PM

As it stands, I have not voted yet. Also, I do NOT plan to vote against TNA&USA#1. I think he's better than he lets on, plus VSG is total shit.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-03-2011 07:41 PM

I voted early so everybody knew who I hated. If I didn't vote for you, I hate you too. Vote for me :) Love you.

screech 07-03-2011 07:53 PM

My votes were random.

screech 07-03-2011 07:53 PM

Except VSG, of course, because he is atrocious.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-03-2011 07:57 PM

Only just realised I'm against VSG. VSG is a tremendous poster. Vote for his opponent, me.

Ermaximus 07-03-2011 09:33 PM

VSG

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Shaved Monkey 07-03-2011 09:38 PM

As an aside to the person who just voted against me and tied the match up. I hope your testicles are trampled by a rhinoceros.

VSG 07-03-2011 11:34 PM

Mad hate for me in here which I am totally still encouraging but still I am losing huge. Fucking Ermaximus and his campaigns never seem to work :mad:

HBPunk 07-04-2011 05:27 AM

Fuckin hell, 31 votes is pretty high. Im still hugely confident ill be gone by the 1/4 final and this is AdamEvans title to fuck up. He is an unstoppable cock

ThePhantom 07-04-2011 07:12 PM

Why all of a sudden you come into the forums here HBPunk and act like such a bitch? You used to be entertaining and somewhat funny before, but now, watching you kiss ass to everyone, it is just pathetic.

Corporate CockSnogger 07-04-2011 07:24 PM

2 Iggy's through to the next round. Bring it. Vote for me.

dhellova guy 07-05-2011 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iggy (Post 3570364)
2 Iggy's through to the next round. Bring it. Vote for me.

But at least one didnt buddy...

HBPunk 07-05-2011 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePhantom (Post 3570356)
Why all of a sudden you come into the forums here HBPunk and act like such a bitch? You used to be entertaining and somewhat funny before, but now, watching you kiss ass to everyone, it is just pathetic.

You watching me is whats pathetic. And if you think im a bitch then why don't you swing by my nutsack later, take out your feather duster and clean my balls like only you can you pretty little princess

Corporate CockSnogger 07-05-2011 07:26 AM

Don't vote for Iggy, that guy's a cunt. Vote Iginfest.

Ermaximus 07-05-2011 09:06 AM

Damnit, stop changing your name so damned much!

The Jayman 07-05-2011 09:30 AM

Iggy/Iginfest keeping us on our toes

Corporate CockSnogger 07-05-2011 09:35 AM

Sorry lads. Every time I saw "Iggy" though, Fisher Stevens in the Mario film popped into my head.

http://nintendorks.com/media/7/20091021-spike_iggy.jpg

HBPunk 07-05-2011 10:26 AM

fisher stevens is a massive twunt, not sure he's ever even acted in his life. a true heel


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