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Drakul 06-04-2012 07:26 AM

Microsoft live stream.

Edit: The above site says the show starts at 5:50pm UK Time, not %:30pm like the timetable posted above says.

Drakul 06-04-2012 10:54 AM

Two screens of a new game (SMB Wii U).No idea if they are leaks or Nintendo decided to show them early.

SPOILER: show
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/5306988/NSMBWU.png
Things to note: The background. Other players are either leaving notes on the map for you or chatting to you. One player is talking about playing as a flying squirrel but that's likely the Tanooki suit.

http://www.gonintendo.com/content/up...012_6/oyos.png
Things to note: The map looks like SMW with multiple paths to take. Another player is talking about beating something in 100 seconds which also has it's own sign on the screen, could be an achievement. A player is mentioning a baby Yoshi that inflates.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakul (Post 3879417)
Microsoft live stream.

Edit: The above site says the show starts at 5:50pm UK Time, not %:30pm like the timetable posted above says.

In that case.

<marquee>2 HOUR WARNING UNTIL HALO, GEARS AND KINECT</marquee>

Damn I hope they have some surprises.

Drakul 06-04-2012 11:04 AM

I'm hoping for some but I'm not holding my breath. The only things that could excite me from MS, and have even a small chance of happening, is a new console and/or a trailer for GTA V. Anything else I'd like to see from them is pure wishlist territory. New Banjo-Kazooie platformer etc.

My real excitement if for Nintendos show tomorrow.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 11:08 AM

That and seeing how many PS2's were sold last year. GO SONY!

Drakul 06-04-2012 11:53 AM

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#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 11:56 AM

I'm going to become rich and famous when I invent a device that allows you to electric shock whoever made that video at any point.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:01 PM

The gametrailers feed is live which will bounce around all the conferences as well as other content inbetween. I've just stuck to this for the past couple of years, it makes it a lot easier to live with and there wasn't even any network issues last year.

http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/e3/live.html

lol at their opening talking about it being MAKE IT OR BREAK IT for Sony, MS and Nintendo.

Oh and Drak, GT are saying 5:30 for MS as well. Dunno if the MS site is on delay.

Kevin Smith is showing up in a second on GT

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:06 PM

PRETTY SWEET Transformers trailer being shown. Not gameplay though.

Drakul 06-04-2012 12:18 PM

Has the MS conference actually started?

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:20 PM

Not yet, there's a countdown on this GT feed for 10 minutes though.

Drakul 06-04-2012 12:21 PM

I guess they said it started at 5:15 to get people there early.

Drakul 06-04-2012 12:25 PM

Got audio. Guessing its about to start.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:25 PM

GT has the 3 bald guys of the apocolypse in Peter Molywhatever, Steve Tortellini and Mike Snideface to analyse the MS conference after.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:34 PM

Halo 4 lookin' like Halo. Shocking.

Drakul 06-04-2012 12:36 PM

Always hate it when they do these drawn out gameplay sessions of games like Halo and CoD.

Cool King 06-04-2012 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hasney (Post 3879557)
The gametrailers feed is live which will bounce around all the conferences as well as other content inbetween. I've just stuck to this for the past couple of years, it makes it a lot easier to live with and there wasn't even any network issues last year.

http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/e3/live.html

lol at their opening talking about it being MAKE IT OR BREAK IT for Sony, MS and Nintendo.

Oh and Drak, GT are saying 5:30 for MS as well. Dunno if the MS site is on delay.

Kevin Smith is showing up in a second on GT

Their "Real Time Reaction" thing slowed my stream way down, so I'm watching on GameSpot instead.

Cool King 06-04-2012 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hasney (Post 3879573)
GT has the 3 bald guys of the apocolypse in Peter Molywhatever, Steve Tortellini and Mike Snideface to analyse the MS conference after.

I thought the same when I saw their heads.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:37 PM

New enemies and a fist fight. All they've really shown so far.

Drakul 06-04-2012 12:38 PM

Good, they're wrapping up the Halo section. Now, on to actual news.

RoXer 06-04-2012 12:39 PM

When are they going to admit that the idiot on stage holding the controller is (almost) never playing the game?

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:41 PM

Think this is BLOPS2 but I cannot be sure.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:41 PM

NOPE THAT IS SAM FISCHER BITCHES

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:44 PM

Can say Hey you on Kinect to attract enemies. Go away with that rubbish.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:46 PM

SC: BLACKLIST

Why's it gotta be a black list?

Fignuts 06-04-2012 12:47 PM

Fucking new Splinter Cell is fucking tits.

Also, fucking spies vs mercs!

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:47 PM

Madden and FIFA are getting Kinectized.

Kill me now.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:48 PM

"Voice commands".

SUB STRIKER

SUB 3.

VSG 06-04-2012 12:48 PM

Splinter Cell looks awesome. But Kinect FIFA can fuck itself raw.

RoXer 06-04-2012 12:51 PM

Jim Nantz and Phil Simms

Cool King 06-04-2012 12:51 PM

All the streams I watch are terrible, so I'm out.

I'll probably just watch it when someone uploads it to YouTube later.

CSL 06-04-2012 12:52 PM

making Joe Montana play as Alex Smith, bit mean

Fignuts 06-04-2012 12:52 PM

Madden kinect stuff is pretty neat.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:52 PM

POWERFUL MAGIC

Time to get some Kinect on rails stuff.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CSL (Post 3879609)
making Joe Montana play as Alex Smith, bit mean

Should have made him play as Alan Smith on FIFA.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:54 PM

I do love me some Forza.

Gears. We're all shocked.

Drakul 06-04-2012 12:56 PM

I thought Halo and GoW were finished. Why are they bringing out new ones?

Fignuts 06-04-2012 12:56 PM

Well that explained nothing.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:56 PM

There was traffic. Hoping for a Forza Burnout style game.

VSG 06-04-2012 12:57 PM

Dubstep :(

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VSG (Post 3879619)
Dubstep :(

Custom soundtracks.

Now we're onto "entertainment". Snooze time.

Fignuts 06-04-2012 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakul (Post 3879616)
I thought Halo and GoW were finished. Why are they bringing out new ones?

Money.

CSL 06-04-2012 01:01 PM

has anybody in the history of ever actually used this voice recognition stuff regularly that they always seem to cream over

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:02 PM

I tried it twice and hand a 30% success rate and told it to fuck off.

Ermaximus 06-04-2012 01:02 PM

Fuck you MS, release Jet Force Gemini in HD on XBLA. You DO own Rare after all fuckers.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:04 PM

XBOX BING A BETTER FUCKING CONFERENCE

VSG 06-04-2012 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3879625)
Fuck you MS, release Jet Force Gemini in HD on XBLA. You DO own Rare after all fuckers.

Nah they have more important stuff to do such as show sports operation in Spanish

RoXer 06-04-2012 01:04 PM

Make your picks on the go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CSL 06-04-2012 01:04 PM

I think I'd feel like a huge twat being all "X Box, Monday night football" with a bunch of people sitting around as opposed to just using the pad

and lol black people coming round to watch hockey, they really are out of touch with this stuff

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:06 PM

MUSIC.

ZUNE SUCCEEDED.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:06 PM

FITNESS

VSG 06-04-2012 01:07 PM

XBOX Fitness (kill me now)

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:08 PM

Seriously, I came in with low expectations, and they've managed to go to the depths of hell to limbo under them.

CSL 06-04-2012 01:09 PM

"for every athlete in the world"

except those who aren't about to pay £150 for a modern stepometer

Ermaximus 06-04-2012 01:09 PM

I know VSG, rather than release good shit, MS would rather have a circle jerk around a Kinect in hopes they could use that as a marketing tool. "Kinect Jerk! Play alone, or with friends online! Just whip it, grip it, and jerk!"

Fignuts 06-04-2012 01:13 PM

lol most people watching this are not athletes I assure you.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:14 PM

WINDOWS 8 AND WINDOWS MOBILE AND XBOX THREESOME.

Quickest copy of Nintendo yet! Except Wii U does this out of the box....

Drakul 06-04-2012 01:14 PM

This is so uneventful, I'm actually starting to feel like I'm wasting electricity powering my PC to watch it.

Fignuts 06-04-2012 01:14 PM

Oh god you fuck if you spoil game of thrones

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:16 PM

Yup. 360 U.

CSL 06-04-2012 01:16 PM

THAT'S RIGHT VICTOR CRUZ

Fignuts 06-04-2012 01:18 PM

Want to punch all these presenters in the face.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:18 PM

Errybody going to be lining up to replace their iPads/Android tablets for Shit Glass on 360 to use IE.

Shut the fuck up cheering.

Fignuts 06-04-2012 01:18 PM

lol internet explorer

VSG 06-04-2012 01:19 PM

lol IE for XBOX is not a selling point, you idiot.

Ermaximus 06-04-2012 01:19 PM

Hasney, they were likely paid to cheer. Or given said shit glass for free.

VSG 06-04-2012 01:20 PM

Fuckers showing Prometheus before it is released here.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:20 PM

WE ALL LOVE CARS. HERE'S A WEBPAGE OF A CAR MANUFACTURER.

Fignuts 06-04-2012 01:20 PM

I don't like cars you fuck, fuck youuuuuu

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3879654)
Hasney, they were likely paid to cheer. Or given said shit glass for free.

I remember Sony getting booed for partnering with AT&T. It was hilarious.

Ermaximus 06-04-2012 01:21 PM

Pretty safe to say, MS has jumped the shark.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:21 PM

My XBox will indulge me.

Won't indulge me with games, so they can fuck right off.

The Destroyer 06-04-2012 01:21 PM

Wishing I'd turned off after Splinter Cell.

The Destroyer 06-04-2012 01:22 PM

Oh look, a game.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:23 PM

Multi-platform game we were expecting! I am shocked!

The Destroyer 06-04-2012 01:23 PM

Lara Croft looks less attractive.

VSG 06-04-2012 01:24 PM

Boobies!

The Destroyer 06-04-2012 01:24 PM

And it seems she's some kind of sadistic killer now.

RoXer 06-04-2012 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoXer (Post 3879591)
When are they going to admit that the idiot on stage holding the controller is (almost) never playing the game?

I'm going to keep a tally of this just for fun.

Halo 4 - Fake
Splinter Cell: Blacklist - Fake
Tomb Raider - Fake

Fignuts 06-04-2012 01:25 PM

lol I'M ON FIRE

VSG 06-04-2012 01:25 PM

Lara Croft was having an orgasm in the water apparently

RoXer 06-04-2012 01:26 PM

Guys, we need to change our attitude. Way too much cynicism in here

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:26 PM

Uncharted with tits.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:27 PM

DLC timed exclusive DLC on 360.

"Shocking"

Fignuts 06-04-2012 01:28 PM

Liking tomb raider though.

Drakul 06-04-2012 01:28 PM

Lara is American now?

Ermaximus 06-04-2012 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hasney (Post 3879677)
DLC timed exclusive DLC on 360.

"Shocking"

:lol:

Cue all the whiny "it's already on the disc" comments.

The Destroyer 06-04-2012 01:29 PM

Would have preferred another Toy Soldiers game.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:29 PM

Finally, something new, exclusive and fine looking.

I want me some of this.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:30 PM

ASCEND NEW GODS. WRITE IT DOWN.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:31 PM

No idea what LOCOCYCLE is, but that looked kinda cool.

The Destroyer 06-04-2012 01:32 PM

Some gameplay would be nice.

VSG 06-04-2012 01:32 PM

LOCO CYCLE

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:32 PM

Iris looked pretty sexy.

Now for some DISC LOCKED CONTENT news with a side order of ENGRISH.

Fignuts 06-04-2012 01:32 PM

what

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:34 PM

Fucking co-op partner. And lack of Leon's voice actor. Gah.

VSG 06-04-2012 01:36 PM

Not impressed by RE6

The Destroyer 06-04-2012 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hasney (Post 3879698)
Fucking co-op partner. And lack of Leon's voice actor. Gah.

Sounded the same to me.

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:36 PM

QTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heavy Rain 2: Resident Evil 6

#BROKEN Hasney 06-04-2012 01:37 PM

Seriously, RE4 had QTE but it's overkill in that trailer.


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