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Microsoft live stream.
Edit: The above site says the show starts at 5:50pm UK Time, not %:30pm like the timetable posted above says. |
Two screens of a new game (SMB Wii U).No idea if they are leaks or Nintendo decided to show them early.
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<marquee>2 HOUR WARNING UNTIL HALO, GEARS AND KINECT</marquee> Damn I hope they have some surprises. |
I'm hoping for some but I'm not holding my breath. The only things that could excite me from MS, and have even a small chance of happening, is a new console and/or a trailer for GTA V. Anything else I'd like to see from them is pure wishlist territory. New Banjo-Kazooie platformer etc.
My real excitement if for Nintendos show tomorrow. |
That and seeing how many PS2's were sold last year. GO SONY!
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I'm going to become rich and famous when I invent a device that allows you to electric shock whoever made that video at any point.
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The gametrailers feed is live which will bounce around all the conferences as well as other content inbetween. I've just stuck to this for the past couple of years, it makes it a lot easier to live with and there wasn't even any network issues last year.
http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/e3/live.html lol at their opening talking about it being MAKE IT OR BREAK IT for Sony, MS and Nintendo. Oh and Drak, GT are saying 5:30 for MS as well. Dunno if the MS site is on delay. Kevin Smith is showing up in a second on GT |
PRETTY SWEET Transformers trailer being shown. Not gameplay though.
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Has the MS conference actually started?
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Not yet, there's a countdown on this GT feed for 10 minutes though.
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I guess they said it started at 5:15 to get people there early.
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Got audio. Guessing its about to start.
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GT has the 3 bald guys of the apocolypse in Peter Molywhatever, Steve Tortellini and Mike Snideface to analyse the MS conference after.
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Halo 4 lookin' like Halo. Shocking.
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Always hate it when they do these drawn out gameplay sessions of games like Halo and CoD.
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New enemies and a fist fight. All they've really shown so far.
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Good, they're wrapping up the Halo section. Now, on to actual news.
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When are they going to admit that the idiot on stage holding the controller is (almost) never playing the game?
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Think this is BLOPS2 but I cannot be sure.
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NOPE THAT IS SAM FISCHER BITCHES
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Can say Hey you on Kinect to attract enemies. Go away with that rubbish.
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SC: BLACKLIST
Why's it gotta be a black list? |
Fucking new Splinter Cell is fucking tits.
Also, fucking spies vs mercs! |
Madden and FIFA are getting Kinectized.
Kill me now. |
"Voice commands".
SUB STRIKER SUB 3. |
Splinter Cell looks awesome. But Kinect FIFA can fuck itself raw.
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Jim Nantz and Phil Simms
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All the streams I watch are terrible, so I'm out.
I'll probably just watch it when someone uploads it to YouTube later. |
making Joe Montana play as Alex Smith, bit mean
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Madden kinect stuff is pretty neat.
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POWERFUL MAGIC
Time to get some Kinect on rails stuff. |
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I do love me some Forza.
Gears. We're all shocked. |
I thought Halo and GoW were finished. Why are they bringing out new ones?
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Well that explained nothing.
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There was traffic. Hoping for a Forza Burnout style game.
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Dubstep :(
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Now we're onto "entertainment". Snooze time. |
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has anybody in the history of ever actually used this voice recognition stuff regularly that they always seem to cream over
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I tried it twice and hand a 30% success rate and told it to fuck off.
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Fuck you MS, release Jet Force Gemini in HD on XBLA. You DO own Rare after all fuckers.
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XBOX BING A BETTER FUCKING CONFERENCE
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Make your picks on the go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think I'd feel like a huge twat being all "X Box, Monday night football" with a bunch of people sitting around as opposed to just using the pad
and lol black people coming round to watch hockey, they really are out of touch with this stuff |
MUSIC.
ZUNE SUCCEEDED. |
FITNESS
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XBOX Fitness (kill me now)
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Seriously, I came in with low expectations, and they've managed to go to the depths of hell to limbo under them.
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"for every athlete in the world"
except those who aren't about to pay £150 for a modern stepometer |
I know VSG, rather than release good shit, MS would rather have a circle jerk around a Kinect in hopes they could use that as a marketing tool. "Kinect Jerk! Play alone, or with friends online! Just whip it, grip it, and jerk!"
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lol most people watching this are not athletes I assure you.
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WINDOWS 8 AND WINDOWS MOBILE AND XBOX THREESOME.
Quickest copy of Nintendo yet! Except Wii U does this out of the box.... |
This is so uneventful, I'm actually starting to feel like I'm wasting electricity powering my PC to watch it.
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Oh god you fuck if you spoil game of thrones
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Yup. 360 U.
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THAT'S RIGHT VICTOR CRUZ
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Want to punch all these presenters in the face.
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Errybody going to be lining up to replace their iPads/Android tablets for Shit Glass on 360 to use IE.
Shut the fuck up cheering. |
lol internet explorer
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lol IE for XBOX is not a selling point, you idiot.
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Hasney, they were likely paid to cheer. Or given said shit glass for free.
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Fuckers showing Prometheus before it is released here.
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WE ALL LOVE CARS. HERE'S A WEBPAGE OF A CAR MANUFACTURER.
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I don't like cars you fuck, fuck youuuuuu
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Pretty safe to say, MS has jumped the shark.
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My XBox will indulge me.
Won't indulge me with games, so they can fuck right off. |
Wishing I'd turned off after Splinter Cell.
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Oh look, a game.
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Multi-platform game we were expecting! I am shocked!
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Lara Croft looks less attractive.
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Boobies!
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And it seems she's some kind of sadistic killer now.
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Halo 4 - Fake Splinter Cell: Blacklist - Fake Tomb Raider - Fake |
lol I'M ON FIRE
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Lara Croft was having an orgasm in the water apparently
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Guys, we need to change our attitude. Way too much cynicism in here
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Uncharted with tits.
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DLC timed exclusive DLC on 360.
"Shocking" |
Liking tomb raider though.
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Lara is American now?
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Cue all the whiny "it's already on the disc" comments. |
Would have preferred another Toy Soldiers game.
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Finally, something new, exclusive and fine looking.
I want me some of this. |
ASCEND NEW GODS. WRITE IT DOWN.
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No idea what LOCOCYCLE is, but that looked kinda cool.
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Some gameplay would be nice.
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LOCO CYCLE
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Iris looked pretty sexy.
Now for some DISC LOCKED CONTENT news with a side order of ENGRISH. |
what
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Fucking co-op partner. And lack of Leon's voice actor. Gah.
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Not impressed by RE6
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QTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heavy Rain 2: Resident Evil 6 |
Seriously, RE4 had QTE but it's overkill in that trailer.
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