Ricardo nails him with the Mexican pail he carries around and the stuff him in a box with Destination: MEXICO written on it. Maybe he comes back in a few years and no one acknowledges who he was..

So basically, he'd be the Green Sin Cara?

Who has gotten a DUI while working for WWE in the past decade? What happened to them?

Cameron got one, but Vince probably doesn't even know who she is and she didn't even get punished. Interesting to see what WWE does here.

She got a 15 day suspension, but she didn't have weed and wasn't in the WrestleMania main event.

Maybe they tie it into the storyline where Zeb worked it out with Vickie (since Vickie and Swagger worked together in the past) that instead of just firing him they are making him go to AA meetings and such. If he fails to do so, he will be fired. If he makes progress in the rehabilitation program, he will get his title shot as planned. 6 weeks until WrestleMania. Little do they know that Vickie also added to the agreement that Zeb has to go for sensitivity training. In order to keep them together and on the road, they will both do their therapy together with none other than Dr. Shelby.

Cue Del Rio and Ricardo trying to sabotage them. Plates of brownies in the locker room, beer cans at ringside, Burritos left in bags, Spanish overdubs of their promos, etc. Hell, have a special appearance from Stone Cold where he offers a beer to Swagger. STUNNER. Cue Del Rio and Austin laughing it up and then show Del Rio putting cases of Corona in Stone Cold's truck. Have Jack Swagger do a "Luche Libre Challenge" where he promises to beat luchadors in 5 minutes or he will pay them $1,000,000 pesos (roughly $78,500). Del Rio costs him a match against Super Porky. Suddenly, La Parka comes out and beats the shit out of Zeb and Swagger with a chair. Del Rio then gives a bunch of money to La Parka as he moonwalks out of the arena.

Then, they rip off the CM Punk/Jericho angle from last year and have Swagger act like he is completely baked and Del Rio orders a live drug test. Swagger then comes unglued and beats the shit out of them. He then pours his cup of *clean* piss down Del Rio's throat. Zeb Colter then grabs the mic and "I bet that still tastes better than any crappy imported beer! You better watch it, boy, because when you piss off WE THE PEOPLE, you will get PISSED ON and BEAT ON because WE'RE PISSED OFF AND NEED TO BEAT OFF!" Swagger then looks at Zeb awkwardly as Zeb slowly realizes what he said. Zeb then gets livid and beats the shit out of Ricardo and Del Rio with his belt. Booker T. announces that the World Heavyweight Championship match between Swagger and Del Rio will now be a LEATHER STRAP MATCH where not only the title will be on the line, but if Del Rio wins then Ricardo gets to beat Zeb Colter with a belt and if Swagger wins then Zeb gets to beat Ricardo with his belt. Del Rio wins, but Swagger ties Del Rio's arm to the bottom rope with the leather strap. Cue Dolph Ziggler and him cashing in the MITB contract.

I just skipped to the end and read "Dr. Shelby".

I'm on board.

Were they in the WWE at the time? What happened to them?

Oh wait, it just says Chris was drunk in public. Somebody had to have gotten a DUI recently though..


http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/28/wwe-st...d-in-kentucky/

It was 2010.

Alex Riley did, if I recall. He was about to get fired, but he was paired with the Miz and if I recall, this was close to Mania, so he got lucky.

I do like the idea of turning it into a militant xenophobic weed legalization stable. "WEED THE PEOPLE!"

"WE CAN GROW BETTER SHIT THAN THE MEXICANS! NOT CANADA, BUT DAMN SURE THE MEXICANS!!!"

"The bootleggers took pride in making great whiskey, and we need to take that same pride in growing our bud. What has become of our country where a man has to pay more for Mexican pot than American pot? This isn't the America I fought for in Vietnam."

TURN A NEGATIVE INTO A POSITIVE! Book this shit. All of my ideas in this thread are more brilliant than Jack Swagger's post-show cool-down.

Technically they can be pro-hemp. Because hemp can save the earth (for real) and be used to make so many different products.

"Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!”


― George Washington

Then, we can build to Champion vs Champion at WrestleMania 30: CM Punk vs Jack Swagger.

Either way, what I put in post #105 should be what WWE does. It'd be awesome and bring in a shitload of viewers.

Book the rematch between Del Rio and Swagger in Denver, Colorado.

This is just an elaborate set up for his impending feud with CM Punk, fucking marks :shifty:

to me this is a bigger issue of more egg going on the company because of the controversy over the character generating buzz and then this happens where the media can point and laugh at WWE. in a way mirrors the hacksaw/iron shiek ordeal where your employees do a jackass thing but it causes a 2nd set of problems aside from the dui

dude it might be time to look in the mirror, your taste in what is good and bad really is shitty

This is totally different from regal. Regal got fucked by unlisted ingredients in legal supplements.

Nobosy cares about workrate except fat basement dwelling virgins. Ziggler can't get over on his own. Swagger's gimmick is tremendous, way better than anything Ziggler has done.

No zeb coulters gimmick is amazing. Jack swagger can't hold Dolph's jock strap on his own.

Swagger got great heat during his title run.

so you are saying... since workrate doesnt matter (which i wholeheartedly agree with) that swagger is skilled based on his promos?? dude is horrendous on the mic.

the attraction of this angle is with dutch mantel, not swagger. Swagger does not blow anyone away in the ring or on the stick to my knowledge.

Mantel, Heyman and vickie are hopefully leading a charge of quality mouthpieces to be featured more in the WWE which have been missing for quite some time.

this is where you remove logic and just say you are master of the internet wrestling universe and disagree. go

Where do people get just because he has a lisp that he's bad on the mic? Check out his promos when he was feuding with the Big Show. They were great.

standby

Id post them but I'm on my phone.

Also, I'm not the King of the Internet. I'm the pulse of the WWE Universe.

Xpac heat

No one gave a shit about swagger because he won the title out of no where, and has a bland personality.

Not saying Dolph is a groundbreaking heel or anything. He's the generic arrogant heel just like swagger was, but he does it way better IMO.

Doesn't help that every time swagger gets a main event push, it's preceded by him jobbing out in the midcard.

Ugh stop with that stupid XPac heat shit. It's the most retarded thing ever to come out of the internet.

lol it's so not.

Well, that and workrate

And St Jimmy

i tubed 3 pieces of swagger's work. the promo package of his fued with show was the best of the three but still seems show was doing the heavy lifting of the build while swagger likely did the better work in rong of the two

one prommo after he became ECW champion that was not at all impressive, likely he was still green

and the promo after cashing in mitb against jericho, was tough to watch for the first 4 mins as he gave his promo, jericho arrived and within seconds owned the mic promo wise.

Swagger is by no means the worst thing ever,but far from a total package. aside from the look you go gaga over gertie not sure how you call him fantastic. but you are entitled to your opinion.

tend to agree more with fig , that his title run was ass like most runs are when they are from cashing in MITB

He cut this promo talked about all of his accomplishment, not the one with all of his trophies and shit and the crowd was very hot during it. My stupid ip address is banned here or id post it.

Swagger has been more entertaining that Ziggler lately though...

It's pretty much thanks to booking obviously. It's true though. Ziggler has been insignificant lately. The man has been expendable on Raw, hasn't been involved in anything and got tossed into a throwaway match at the PPV. I almost wish he didn't have the MITB case because it seems like it's just given the writers a reason to be lazy with him. "He's got that case. We don't need to keep him relevant or anything."

I think that's because swaggers gimmick is fresh, where as Dolph has been doing the same thing for quite a while. As good as he is, he could stand to freshen up his character.

And again, although swagger is more interesting right now, I think that has a lot more to do with zeb and less with swagger himself.

Put zeb with someone else, and I won't even miss swagger.

Swagger fills the role well though. Let's not completely discredit him.

I don't think Dolph's character needs freshening up either. He's good at it and he never really peaked with it. He just needs to be involved in shit. It's insane how little attention they've been paying to keeping him relevant.

I'm pro the WWKD idea of bringing an NXT boy in to take over with Zeb. Hero? Awesome, yes. But someone who fits better...

http://www.fcwprowrestling.com/super...eharpernxt.jpg

lol

Are we suggesting they replace Swagger with Hero/Harper for the gimmick or for the WHC match at Mania?

This thread has been top too long. I've been singing Swaggers old theme at work all day now.

I agree Harper would fit better, BUT I don't want to break up the Wyatt Family.


Just the gimmick.

lol this thread

Hes been on TV a fortnight and was gonna lose in the opener at Mania, big fucking deal. Like they can't find anyone out the 50 guys on the roster to do that :lol:

"Fortnight"? You British dickhead

It's a work!/He should feud with CM Punk now/Something similarly stupid and boilerplate.

It's official. He's been fired.

where??

It's official. He's been rehired.

Could all this be a work?. I mean Del Rio could have planted
the weed in his car. etc forcing Swagger out of his mania match?.

I wouldn't count Swagger out just yet.

WWE should hire Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner to replace Swagger. Holla, if you hear me!

Did he give him weed brownies too?

wonder if swagger will be at bound for glory wrestling rvd and jeff hardy

Way for Swagger to screw up. Hopefully this will spare us from seeing a match that wouldn't even main event a June PPV from being on the biggest show of the year.

Swagger's gimmick was interesting, but nothing that I'm going to miss if they throw it out. Swagger is a good wrestler but so was Rob Van Dam (who was better and way more over) and they stopped RVD's push dead when he got arrested. I think its almost certain that Swagger is out of Wrestlemania and off TV probably for a few months.

Do I think its right? I'm on the fence. On one hand I think that what happens outside the arena should not effect what happens in the ring, and on the other hand the WWE has every right to protect the type of image they want to have.

Fortnight is fun to say.

I feel absolutely no pity or sympathy for anyone who drives drunk. Countless people have been killed by drunk drivers: Mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, grandfathers, grandmothers. A dear friend of mine who is without question the best person I have ever known, and who had a wife and baby son, was killed by a drunk driver. So yeah, screw Swagger.

I completely and 100% agree with this.

I wonder if Antonio Cesaro could be bought as a legit enough threat to of the River.

Whatever actions are processed to him in a legal stand points will not be argued, but I still want him on my television if he is not in jail. Let him pay his price to society with the law and let it be done. That is how society is suppose to work in America. If he gets fired it is understandable too. Bad image and all that jazz. Just won't have a problem with him going on to Mania and going on with his career.

If anyone should be angry, it should be Zeb. Zeb served with Swagger's daddy in nam, and it was his destiny to guide Swagger to Wrestlemania, damn him!

According to the dirtsheets, Swagger's status for Mania could be decided by this Monday considering he's been pulled from all house shows for the rest of the week.

WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!
WEED! THE PEOPLE!

They should make an example out of him and fire honestly.

I want more wig splitting

if they fire him he ends up at tna in 90 days, what vince will do is job him out for 2 years looks like hornswagle found a new chavo

Why do I get the feeling that some wrestling fans actually enjoy when things like this happen?

I can just imagine all the muties on Twitter eating this up when the news broke like it was Christmas morning

I agree that he should be fired to be made an example of.

WWE: Here, we're going to push you, so make sure you do shit that could get you in trouble and make us look like jackasses while people who actually work hard and are more deserving get left in the dust

Example schmexample. There's so much talk about people who deserve a shot at a top spot in wrestling, anybody who is given a chance like this and does something like this with it ought to be thrown in a damn river somewhere.

They should job him out until his court date and when he is announced guilty fire him send a message to the rest of the roster.

Car wreck syndrome. It's something to look at that's fairly unique.

Swagger should've taken one look at those cops, stuck his arms out at his sides, and bellowed "DUUUUUUUHHHHHHRRRRRR!!!!!". That's important, I think it's a Dragon Ball Z thing like he's raising his Ki or something. After that, transition every move they make into an ANKLE LOCK!

Asking him to get out of the car? ANKLE LOCK!
Try to give him a breathalyzer? ANKLE LOCK!
Take a step towards him? ANKLE L... PATRIOT ACT!!!! (it's called "freshening up his character!")

It's been the formula for his matches since 2008, so I think it might've worked here too.

Bitter Dolph Ziggler fans and smarks do. They want the company to fail but they watch every week.

... or A-Ry, or Evan Bourne, or THE Brian Kendrick, or RVD, or Jeff Hard...wait, his well known drug abuse did pretty much nothing to derail his career ever.

That means there's still a chance for Swagger. :shifty:

Except two of them aren't American...

Neither of them are Mexican.

So? That didn't stop them from saying "We're in America, learn to speak American".

Lol true.. I can't remember who said that.. But if it was Heath.. Then that's totally a West Virginia thing.. I've heard it from there before

Not gonna go through five pages to see if anyone else said this already....

The dude made a mistake. Let him get off with a slap on the wrist, and get over it. Have him do the job at mania, and then drug test him. I'm pretty sure this was his first time messing up... Jeff Hardy got multiple chances, as did RVD, and Randy Orton.
Yea, part of it is the time of year. I don't want to see WM plans get derailed. This isn't just for his benefit, but also for the fans.

WWE just released three new Swagger videos, so I'm assuming he's somewhat in the clear.

Much ado about nothing, I suppose. I thought he had a decent chance of winning at WrestleMania since the gimmick was gaining steam, but I'd imagine that is out of the cards now.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images...jpg?1303837406

Cool King is going to sue me for gimmick infringement.

Okay, so these were all misdemeanors in the state of Mississippi, right? Meaning that he hasn't officially violated the WWE Wellness Policy. These indictments are based on an officer's testimony and the facts presented at the time the citations were given and the arrest was made. Sure, that sucks for him, and he sounds like he made some shit decisions.

Remember when R-Truth got busted violating the WP, and he stayed on to finish a buildup to Survivor Series? The WWE is a business, and they've invested a lot into Swagger's push. Even if it just leads to a squash job at 'Mania now to set an example and bust him down, they'd be stupid to switch gears instantly because of this. Let it ride until 'Mania, and deal with it afterwards. It's not like Linda's running for office anymore, so they can dodge for a few months.

I wonder how many WEED THE PEOPLE signs will be taken at the next RAW....would be awesome of someone snuck one in at the right time on camera, just for a good laugh.

I made this joke a couple pages back, come up with your own unoriginal material:shifty:

This includes Ryan Clark. Dude was acting like this was the best news ever.

Fuck Ryan Clark

I wonder how many people in general and here on the forums agree with Zeb on any of the topics he has covered...

I wonder if Swagger was raped while they had him locked in that cell. I'm gonna guess yes. They should incorporate it into his gimmick as punishment, but not take away his title shot. That way, his WrestleMania moment is tainted, because, instead of the awesome racist southern hick gimmick he had, now he's gonna have the gimmick of a victim of a jail gangrape.

They should just make Jack Swagger into a crack whore now actually, who will suck anyone's dick for a dollar.

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Zeb and Swagger's rethponth to Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck should have the balls to accept that invitation.

IMO, this shit is getting thoroughly good.

With the legal implications Swagger is facing, the national conservative media attention, and the political overtones, this is could lead to some great fucking television.

CM Punk referencing Palahniuk's "Fight Club" makes me love him even more.

Vince is so stubborn I could see him keeping Swagger around just to continue his "Fuck You" to Beck and the Tea Party.

<font color=goldenrod>Since Beck will no show, I can see Vince hiring a lookalike to take an ankle lock.</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Here's an expanded version of Colter and Swagger's response, where they break the 4th wall:</font>

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If this is it for Swagger and/or his match at WM, I would honestly like to see them find some way to work Jericho into the title match.