I'd say after Taker beats Punk (and he will, don't kid yourselves,) the Urn should be delivered to the ring by a Druid, and Taker should do the hand thing over it. Then he should leave it in the ring and Kane should come out and do the turnbuckle pyro thing from ringside.

And then Heath Slater comes out and rolls in the ashes.

Then time travelin' Shawn Michaels comes from 1997 and snorts the ashes!

It's not like The Million Dollar Man died.

I always thought Brother Love was a better manager for the Undertaker.

FUCK

FUCK x10

i'm glad i at least got to see him live during a show


FUCK

OK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

really shouldn't swear that much though. That much poop mouth isn't classy.

WOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock

hooz air

still sad that paul bearer died

still sad that paul bearer died who?

still sad that paul bearer died.

not Paul Bearer

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5:23 in that vid always makes me laugh. :)

That is a sad truth Mr. Steele.

That would be THE WrestleMania moment. Who would be able to top Heath Slater rolling around in Paul Bearer's ashes ON THE GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL???

He should probably piss on the ashes too

And then roll around some more in the pissy ashes until the rest of 3MB come out and they all roll around in Paul Bearer's urine soaked ashes. Then Brodus Clay and Tensai can come make the save and Dance in the urine soaked ashes.

Then Paul Bearer possess CM Punk?

I didn't even think about that but now that you mention it it'd be great. Punk would think he's Kane's dad. Hilarity ensues!

I go “no mom, I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?” She goes “No! You're on drugs!” I go “mom, I'm ok. I'm just thinking.” She goes “No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't be acting that way!” I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!” And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

I'm was very saddened to hear this news. Paul Bearer was one of my all-time favorite characters, and although he didn't appear often any more, it hurts to know he'll not show up again.

I used to love when Piper and Savage did commentary and they'd get involved breaking up sneak attacks. Not like Lawler who just sits there and spouts about how awful everything is.

Also used to love it when Vince yelled "FROM BEHIND!"

Yeah but you also went on to bring in 3MB and turds, I can pick and choose from posts to make me seem like Nostrodamus too.

Just you wait until 3MB shows up at Mania

It'll be a shorter wait than on you making a decent post I guess.

Says the guy who just makes run on sentences

Yeah but at least it's more entertaining than racist or homophobic drivel, you know the adamle standards.

No it's not :nono:

Yeah, it is. You're a terrible fucking poster.

Whitey with the cold hard facts! Why did Mike A have to comeback..... Whitey you need to slay this foe for good this time.

It's performance art. Adamle is a great poster!

It's grown cliched and tired, he lacks the necessary vocabulary and modicum of intellect to actually make it even slightly funny, as far of performance art goes it's on par with a mime.

If you're going to endorse a poster at least make it one who knows more than the simplest of slurs, it's what Vicky Venom would of wanted.

Is it on par with that weird Tilda Swinton fella locking himself in a box and napping?

Also, RIP Vicky Venom

Dunno, he's got as much personality as a stuffed squirrel so maybe.

Think you should just step up the selection process, have some kind of Mong Idol, and pick the best and brightest, you don't need to settle for the first window licker who shows up.