Mason Brooks is Ossman?

MG Hurst's mom's minivan broke down, he couldn't make the show :'(

also I was having sex with her

giving her the minivan

2 in the pink

6 in the stink

She turned heel, but can mg hurst beat the odds and make it across the block to his neighbors yard on foot?!!
I think MGs mom is set for a huge push

Tyrone P Bridges and M.G Hurst probably got grounded for borrowing their moms' yoga tights.

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Cameraman holding the ladder at around 4:40. Wow.

IT WAS SO FUCKING HARDCORE THE POLICE AND AN AMBULANCE CAME!!!!

Wise man destroys backyard wrestling haters on YouTube. Must see video...
 

So theres a lot of dipshiites who trash talk backyard wrestling online but they all have the same few comments on why they hate it. Well I was browsing YouTube the other day and came on on to this video


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This educated man absolutely OBLITERATES all the backyard wrestling haters arguments in this video. I couldn't have said it better myself! So I recommend that all the haters on this board watch this clip because u are getting owned in there.


And before some smart ass says that this video is me, it is not. This video was made a month ago which the guy in the video, Ben, actually says at the start of the video. So if it was me, I would've posted this a month ago but I only stumbled on it today on accident.

It's you and you reinforced it with your last three sentences.

Certainly looks like a professor.

I like how he shows 2 on his fingers.

Can't believe I've watched this whole video.

There are absolutely zero arguments for backyard wrestling, other than "it's fun".

Incoherent as fuck. "I always wanted to be a world champion in one of the big wrestling companies but I can't. Because they say size doesn't matter, but it does! I'm tired of John Cena, that's why we have guys like Daniel Bryan and CM Punk."

Also, total white trash facial hair.

Narc has some competition here with chin number.

*insert witty comment possibly implying inbreeding and/or mental impairment here* because I really can't be bothered but it's clearly called for.

Do you know what else is fun?

Wrestling for real. In a ring. In front of an audience. And getting paid for it.

Anyone can do it, regardless of how big they are. Backyard wrestlers don't do it, because for all their trash-talking about being tough, they're all cowards who aren't brave enough to actually go through with legit training, and learning the art of entertaining the crowd.

Instead, they perform awful looking moves in front of a camera in a match that has no concept of storytelling and is just a bunch of poorly executed moves repeated one after another.

And then you get "educated" idiots like EzekialKane who constantly try to big it up, when as we can see in that video, you're nothing more than a douchebag online. If you really wanna be a tough guy, badass wrestler, why not get in the ring and learn how to wrestle for real?

But can you run the ropes for hours? The true mark of a pro.

And why the fuck did I type all of that out as if anyone gives a fuck. All these yardtards post these stupid videos all the time regardless of people's comments. I hope they all break their necks doing poorly executed DDT's.

I can't run the ropes for an hour! That's why I'm not in WWE! :mad:

With Innos permission I think I may make the Scott Norton gif my new reply for these kinda threads.

For an educated man, he sure has trouble using the word "down" properly.

Also, a thousand times this.

Fat fucks too lazy to train, and play it off like they're some kind of rebels.

Very well spoken. Not hickish at all.

I love these yardtards trying to use "Well, Mick Foley jumped off his roof or The Hardys started as backyarders" to justify themselves. Well guess what, Foley jumped off his roof..... THEN WENT TO WRESTLING SCHOOL AND TRAINED TO BECOME A REAL WRESTLER! Yes, the Hardys started there own backyard wrestling promotion...... THEN BECAME TRAINED BY DORRY FUNK JR. Just like the people who try and use "Well, _____ doesn't wear real gear in the ring so I don't have to either"

He's an articulate artistic combatant.

:y:

Ban this fucking halfwit already. No ERAG no buy.

Moderator #30 in the Royal Rumble type post:

Well shit STD, you want ERAG? I'm sure that it will be brought to you. More than you can imagine. I thought you were against it, but I'm sure we could open the floodgates of zombie Backyard fed posters and let them rise from their slumber and start gutting this goddamn forum to the depths of fucking hell. The blood will be on your hands.

Just wanted to let the guests that roam these areas know that it's ok to make an account here. We could start a NXT type thread where we take you in. We'd have to verify you're a real person via Google Hangout and know that you are real. We'd spend our time breeding each and every one of you.

ERAG is fucking serious business. Running the risk of showcasing ERAG will result in outbreaks of diseases and mayhem. Put your fucking Bible down and pay attention!

U fucking kidding me son?


Real Deal Wrestling has plenty of good psychology but just so u guys don't accuse me of being part of Real Deal witch I'm not, I am going to show you an amazing backyard match from another promotion with great psychology.


Check out this match...


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This match tells a story and is on par and better than a lot of pro matches and this fed just wrestled on the grass. In some ways backyard superstars are MORE creative than WWE guys because they have to improvise a lot more. Well, check out this match and then try to tell me that it's a "bunch of awful looking moves with no storytelling" because then ill know u didn't watch it because this match is a classic.

Well I think the verdict is in and the jugment is ready...the winner of this poll... M. G HURST!
I think if M. G Hurst put himself together he could easily be another Jeff Hardy.

I see two black fellows doing a bunch of awful looking moves with no storytelling and quite possibly doing the world a favor by destroying one another.

What match were u watching? this was a last man standing match with brilliant storytelling and both guys sold very well...
I mean at this point I think I can put up a classic indy match like Punk/Bryan and u guys will crap over it just because I said I liked it. Stop being so stupid. It pisses me off.

Jacko Vs Convict : 2010 last man standing : Just try to tell me this isn't an amazing match
 

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Because then ill know u are lying and not watching what I post. I feel this match deserves is own thread. It is 4 years old at this point but its still, I believe, one of the best backyard wrestling matches ever in the world. This has all the elements of a classic match, good wrestling, amazing psychology, sweet storytelling, hardkore action.

How Wacko isn't signed is beyond me.

The idiot continually posting awful backyard wrestling videos, showcasing more idiots doing idiotic things, calls others stupid. Brilliant.

Those two need to rassle in an ERAG match or it's just wasted talent.

I think MC Hammer said it best "stop...", the rest of the sentence isn't necessary but feel free to have the song stuck in your head.

Also

Can you buy that many drugs on a backyard wrestler's salary?

Laughed so hard it hurt on the alley comment. LOL

it's pretty incredible, not gonna lie

This seems to be a legit question. But you know, they all look the same to me.

What "psychology" do you think is being utilized here? There's no "formula" to the match. There's no build up or elevation between the moves they're doing, and there's no character to speak of for either one of them? As far as you saying backyard wrestling is "awesome".....
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RDD : Real Deal Delivers : A REAL wrestling clinic and MG HURST returns MUST SEE!!!
 

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WHOA!!!


This week's show delivers. All the haters who talk trash about RDD should check out the AMAZING DEEP BREATH TAKING match between RAZ0R AND JERCHO STYLES that opened the show. That match was an absolute classic, these guys put on a WRESTLING CLINIC. I still cant get this match out of my head!


In other news MG HURST returned but Zach Johnson is still in charge!


What does this mean? CLICK PLAY ON TOP AND WATCH!!!!

Seriously thought this was about TPWW poster and Canadian legend Road Doggy Dogg, TNA level misdirection there, you should be ashamed.

whoa

Goddammit

such a cute video

Did hear "from the DEAFS of hell"? Maybe it was just me.

Yes that's why he has that loud and obnoxious theme music, he is deaf. Wasn't CM Punk suppose to have a deaf gimmick? His music was as loud and obnoxious as this when he debuted. Hmm. Food for thought.

I do love food.

REAL MUTHAFKN DEAL WRESTLING PRESENTS : FALLOUT! (MG HURST / CAZZAM CASSATT!!!!)
 

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LATS WEEK MG HURST WAS REVEALED AND SHOCKED THE WORLD AS THE ZACH JOHNSON GUY. THIS WEEK CAZZAM CASSATT TRIES TO GET HIS REVENGE ON MG HURST BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO PUT HIM TO SLEEP?

ALSO ON THE SHOW, THE JUGGALOS TAKE ON TEAM JERICHO WITH MASON BROOKS EYEBROWS ON THE LINE!
IS THE UNIBROWDED FUCK FINALLY GONNA HAVE TO SHAVE HIS EYEBROWS?

WATCH ENJOY SUBSCRIBE AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BELOW PLEASE.

THANKS FOR WATCHING.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING GINGER KID AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so glad I decided to watch this live last night instead of that borefest SummerSHAM

vicious cell phone spot @ ~10:30 mark

That is something WWE would never dare to do.

Extreme.

Also, I'm still in shock after MG Hurst was revealed to be The Zach Johnson Guy.

Fuck yeah! So much good here.

can't believe that inbred f*ck Luke Knight STOLE the championship like that...

18:25 - a shoe throw.

Can MG Hurst possibly be a terrorist?

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You guys really are the real deal. You should see if you can get Evander Holyfield to be a celebrity referee or something. Look what Tyson did for the WWF. You wanna be big time you gotta get celebs

Anyone dead yet? That is the only EXTREME that I wanna see.

Nah, I don't think, but they had police and ambulances once!

At the end, man. Life-threatening injury right there.

What is your "ring" made of? It looks like really high tech NASA shit.

NASA trash bags.

Norman Smiley would rate the fuck out of this event.

I lost the number to the Real Deal Rasslin hotline. I really wanna call and find out what's going on with all the great rasslin action this week.

every time you see DDT take a shot

Lebanon County, PA.

The Home of Hardcore.

I'm an alcoholic as it is, come on.

THIS IS AWESOME.....then some clapping of some sorts.

I dont understand how you can love this and then complain about Raw. This is boreing

Boring? You guys are nuts.

No its dull and boring.

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How'd you guys get Corey Feldman to appear on your show?

Only positive ending to this would be if a truck full of jocks came by and beat the shit out of all of you.

Hahaha...NO!

Seriously? Any of the Cassatt brother would beat the living fuck out of any "jock". Jordan THE GIANT Cassatt could probably take on the whole truck but with Killa Cam and Cazzam to back him up, no truck of jocks will have a chance.

I would like to officially recognize "a truck of jocks" as the standard unit of measure for a wrestler's toughness.

In that case Jordan THE GIANT Cassatt is at least several

A lot of people probably underestimate Jordan because he looks lie a nice guy

That would be more entertaining

MG Hurst is a truck full of jocks

some snug maneuvers and smooth transitions. Keep up the good work

Are you guys ready? This SATURDAY Total Wrestling Annihilation vs Real Deal Wrestling
 

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That's right TOTAL WRESTLING ANNIHILATION has invited the Real Deal roster to star on their next BIG pay per view live event...
ALL ON THE LINE.

And guess what haters? TOTAL WRESTLING ANNIHILATION has a professional wrestling ring!
This Saturday LUKE KNIGHT will step into the ring against none other than KID INK!

Also MG HURST and CAZZAM will take their feud INTO THE NEXT LEVEL as they take each other one on one in a pro wrestling ring to shut all the haters up once and for all.

Are you guys ready?

I know I am!

Will this be available on the WWE Network

No but it will probably be live on Ustream

you seem like a nice bloke but honestly I don't give a shit.

Man I am so hyped for this I cant wait to see Luke Knight/Kid Ink

you call this a pay per view. do people actually pay to view it?

Exactly what I came here to ask. How much per view do you charge?

Also, I hope you idiots are ready to check into the hospital with amount of concussions you're about risk having. Unlike grass, that canvas is going to have zero give.

lol this guy thinks the effin ground is "soft". Real Deal stars wrestled in the winter on frozen earth so the ring is jumpier then that cause its made for wrestling.

Whose mom's backyard will this be "airing" from?

Rings aren't jumpy you twat. You think there's bed springs under that canvas? Oh, and I forgot about the ¡THE INHUMAN ACT OF RASSLIN ON FROZEN GRASS, BAW GAWD!