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Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 09:24 PM

( . ) ( . )

Savio 03-16-2015 09:25 PM

El Torito should Honk Natty's titties.

KIRA 03-16-2015 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzy Foot (Post 4599742)
Natalya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUGE BOOBIES NEED TO MASTURBATE!

That thing is gonna catch fire if you keep attacking it every time you see a diva

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 09:27 PM

Why didn't Bray Wyatt and Undertaker fight last year?

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 4599749)
That thing is gonna catch fire if you keep attacking it every time you see a diva

Drowning in jizz.

Volare 03-16-2015 09:31 PM

Have I missed anything noteworthy?

Droford 03-16-2015 09:32 PM

Kofi Kingston has never been in a singles match at WM (2 mitb, a tag match, johnny vs teddy match, 8 man vs the corre and the battle royal last year)

Droford 03-16-2015 09:33 PM

Lol Jamie Noble pulling a Flair

Dark One 03-16-2015 09:34 PM

THE MEGASTOOGES ARE IMPLODING

Emperor Smeat 03-16-2015 09:34 PM

:( J&J Security.

slik 03-16-2015 09:35 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> WrestleMania new logo LOL <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWDesMoines?src=hash">#RAWDesMoines</a> <a href="http://t.co/qPK6AJClLj">pic.twitter.com/qPK6AJClLj</a></p>&mdash; Tim (WWE/TNA) Rules (@1115Timdog) <a href="https://twitter.com/1115Timdog/status/577640743172481025">March 17, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 09:36 PM

Brock Lesnar sounds like he has hypogonadism

Corndad 03-16-2015 09:38 PM

He's a man. Such a man.

Mr. Nerfect 03-16-2015 09:38 PM

Jamie Noble vs. Joey Mercury at WrestleMania actually has more intrigue than most of the card, to be perfectly honest.

Emperor Smeat 03-16-2015 09:39 PM

What was so controversial about that interview?

Mr. Nerfect 03-16-2015 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slik (Post 4599762)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> WrestleMania new logo LOL <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWDesMoines?src=hash">#RAWDesMoines</a> <a href="http://t.co/qPK6AJClLj">pic.twitter.com/qPK6AJClLj</a></p>&mdash; Tim (WWE/TNA) Rules (@1115Timdog) <a href="https://twitter.com/1115Timdog/status/577640743172481025">March 17, 2015</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

LOL!

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4599767)
What was so controversial about that interview?

He used an expletive that was beeped out!!

Mr. Nerfect 03-16-2015 09:40 PM

Cesaro & Tyson Kidd are actually really entertaining together. I hope they get quite a long run with the Tag Team Titles. Jey Uso is apparently hurt. If his leg can't hold up for WrestleMania, I'm OK with a Triple Threat tag involving The New Day and Los Matadores. Jimmy Uso could work the Battle Royal and actually do quite well for himself. I'm pretty sure Sheamus is winning, but Uso winning would be a pretty big shock.

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 09:41 PM

Brock Lesnar; most overrated, untalented and undeserving "wrestler" in history and it's a disgrace he was given the honour of ending the streak and holds a belt held by so many ring legends (in its various guises).

Hope that if he does end up leaving we never see him again and he can take Roman Reigns and Big Show with him.

Wish Big Show would retire already.

Mr. Nerfect 03-16-2015 09:42 PM

Had an idea that they could give it to Samoa Joe, but I know that won't happen.

Droford 03-16-2015 09:43 PM

Finn Balor was eying that trophy

They should have made him wear a sheep mask

Corndad 03-16-2015 09:44 PM

Rowan vs Show has happened WAY TOO MUCH already.

Dark One 03-16-2015 09:45 PM

Rowan impressed me at the live event I went to yesterday in his match against Fandango. Seemed to interact with the crowd pretty well and he showed some pretty great offensive combinations. Nothing life-changing or anything, but pretty solid.

So now he'll job to Big Show in 90 seconds and have no development or get to show anything.

Thanks WWE!

Dark One 03-16-2015 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzy Foot (Post 4599772)
Brock Lesnar; most overrated, untalented and undeserving "wrestler" in history and it's a disgrace he was given the honour of ending the streak and holds a belt held by so many ring legends (in its various guises).

Hope that if he does end up leaving we never see him again and he can take Roman Reigns and Big Show with him.

Wish Big Show would retire already.

Would you like him more if he had tits?

Mr. Nerfect 03-16-2015 09:46 PM

I actually don't get why The Wyatt Family has been split up.

Dark One 03-16-2015 09:47 PM

Zbysksksbyzsko's hair was amazing when he had some.

Droford 03-16-2015 09:47 PM

Take a trip to Larryland

Mr. Nerfect 03-16-2015 09:48 PM

Didn't The Authority promise Show that they would induct him into the Hall of Fame if he joined them?

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4599779)
Would you like him more if he had tits?

This is one of those cases where all the tits in the world couldn't improve the situation I'm afraid.

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 09:49 PM

http://i.imgur.com/1DbVQAD.gif

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 4599786)
Didn't The Authority promise Show that they would induct him into the Hall of Fame if he joined them?

Take it to the Inconsistencies thread.

Emperor Smeat 03-16-2015 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 4599782)
I actually don't get why The Wyatt Family has been split up.

Big Show needed a personal jobber?

Harper has looked decent since the split but they've barely attempted to put any effort with Rowan.

Corndad 03-16-2015 09:53 PM

Axelmania is running wild.

Droford 03-16-2015 09:54 PM

Fella time?

Corndad 03-16-2015 09:54 PM

#HeathSlaterwithshorthair

Savio 03-16-2015 09:54 PM

Unless Axel wins, this was pointless

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 09:55 PM

Great here comes Mark Henry hope someone has the CPR kit handy!

Savio 03-16-2015 09:55 PM

pointless

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 09:55 PM

I predict Sheamus comes out next

Emperor Smeat 03-16-2015 09:55 PM

So much for the running gag of Axel never getting tossed over.

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 09:55 PM

What was the point of having a battle royal to promote a battle royal?

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 09:56 PM

I predict tits

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 09:56 PM

BOOOOOOOBIES

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 09:56 PM

Axel really could have milked a gimmick of not going over the top rope... like how other rasslers at time have had the "don't hit my face" gimmick, he could have had the "does everything to avoid getting thrown over the top rope" gimmick.

Dark One 03-16-2015 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4599798)
So much for the running gag of Axel never getting tossed over.

Dean Ambrose doing it the night afterwards when they first hinted at the gimmick didn't stop them, why would this?

They should just go full "FUCK IT" and have him get thrown over the rope in every match he's in, but refuse to acknowledge it. I look forward to him being in the 2015 Royal Rumble for 8 years, 342 days, 22 hours, 16 minutes, and 35 seconds.

GD 03-16-2015 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slik (Post 4599762)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> WrestleMania new logo LOL <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWDesMoines?src=hash">#RAWDesMoines</a> <a href="http://t.co/qPK6AJClLj">pic.twitter.com/qPK6AJClLj</a></p>&mdash; Tim (WWE/TNA) Rules (@1115Timdog) <a href="https://twitter.com/1115Timdog/status/577640743172481025">March 17, 2015</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Looks like a middle finger to me.

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 10:00 PM

Surely Sheamus is coming back into time for and to win the ATG Battle Royal?

Dark One 03-16-2015 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4599799)
What was the point of having a battle royal to promote a battle royal?

This is how it works now.

STING! I'M CALLING YOU OUT TO RESPOND TO YOU CALLING ME OUT FOR CALLING YOU OUT TO SHOW UP AT ANOTHER SHOW TO RESPOND TO ME CALLING YOU OUT!

ORTON! I'LL FACE YOU AT WRESTLEMANIA BUT ONLY IF YOU FACE ME TONIGHT!

Poit 03-16-2015 10:00 PM

FIRST EVER six-being interspecies match.

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 10:01 PM

This will be fun

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 10:01 PM

How come Heyman doesn't have his own entrance music.

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 10:03 PM

Wonder if this mic thing is a big rib on Heyman or something....

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 10:04 PM

OK we need to know who's cutting off the mic.....

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 10:05 PM

Whoa whoa whoa.... new shirt... spoiler alert, come on!

RawRocks 03-16-2015 10:06 PM

Vince is.

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 10:07 PM

Keep thinking Roman Reigns looks like a giant Leo Kruger....

Savio 03-16-2015 10:07 PM

Roman reigns said he had an issue with what Paul was saying on SD...

Simple Fan 03-16-2015 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru Dave (Post 4599806)
Looks like a middle finger to me.

Big F U to the Daniel Bryan fans.

Dark One 03-16-2015 10:07 PM

That is a very uninspired shirt for a very uninspired character.

Dark One 03-16-2015 10:08 PM

DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 10:08 PM

Reigns getting more confident on the mic...

Jaded-Dragon 03-16-2015 10:09 PM

Lol @ that guy in the blue shirt behind Reigns.

Jaded-Dragon 03-16-2015 10:12 PM

So, Battle Royal tonight to promote a Battle Royal at WM.

Orton vs Rolins to promote Orton vs Rollins at WM.

6 person tag to promote the 6 person match at WM.

RawRocks 03-16-2015 10:13 PM

they need to end this Authority angle period.. its running stale

Droford 03-16-2015 10:17 PM

Reigns could have gone face to face with Lesnar last week

Simple Fan 03-16-2015 10:19 PM

Knew R truth would be out. Surprised he wasn't on commentary.

Simple Fan 03-16-2015 10:20 PM

He finally made it

Jaded-Dragon 03-16-2015 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by im just a fan (Post 4599831)
Knew R truth would be out. Surprised he wasn't on commentary.

Joke is on you, bud.

Jazzy Foot 03-16-2015 10:20 PM

pimp

Dark One 03-16-2015 10:22 PM

They ran the IC Title hot potato angle at the house show.

Truth came out with it for a match against Luke Harper. Wade Barrett ran out and grabbed it during the match--so he could come out with it for a triple threat title match with Ziggler and Ambrose. Later, after the triple threat, Harper ran down to steal it when Barrett was trying to leave after retaining. Then Ambrose stopped him and they started fighting, and then R-Truth snuck down and stole it while they were fighting.

Nice way to bring it to the house show and keep everything "the same" for TV.

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 10:22 PM

"Ha ha" at him having the title attached to his back...

Droford 03-16-2015 10:23 PM

Truth should just stay on commentary for the beginning of the ladder match and then try and sneak in and steal it when everyone is down

Droford 03-16-2015 10:24 PM

R Truth for first ever intercommentary champion

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 10:24 PM

Still don't like the idea of WWE using their "top 3 faces that are actually unanimously liked" in one match.... they all "deserve wins" and some "spotlight" on "the biggest stage of them all".

Poit 03-16-2015 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4599837)
They ran the IC Title hot potato angle at the house show.

Truth came out with it for a match against Luke Harper. Wade Barrett ran out and grabbed it during the match--so he could come out with it for a triple threat title match with Ziggler and Ambrose. Later, after the triple threat, Harper ran down to steal it when Barrett was trying to leave after retaining. Then Ambrose stopped him and they started fighting, and then R-Truth snuck down and stole it while they were fighting.

Nice way to bring it to the house show and keep everything "the same" for TV.

Didn't they used to do the same thing with the Hardcore Championship at house shows, only with official title changes? I think there was a guy with 20ish championship reigns, with a combined reign of under a day.

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 10:26 PM

Can't tell who is Ambrose and who is Harper.... too confusing....

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 10:26 PM

Like identical twins...

Droford 03-16-2015 10:27 PM

Just realized harper and Ambrose could be the new miz and mizdow

Poit 03-16-2015 10:27 PM

Ah, here we go. Shawn Stasiak is a 15-time Hardcore Champion, with a combined reign of under a day.

Dark One 03-16-2015 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4599841)
Still don't like the idea of WWE using their "top 3 faces that are actually unanimously liked" in one match.... they all "deserve wins" and some "spotlight" on "the biggest stage of them all".

Allow me to offer a counterpoint on behalf of WWE:

Fuck you.

JUST A SPOKESPERSON FOR WWE. I LOVE YOU LOCK JAW.

Dark One 03-16-2015 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poit (Post 4599846)
Ah, here we go. Shawn Stasiak is a 15-time Hardcore Champion, with a combined reign of under a day.

MEAT FOR 2016 HOF

Jaded-Dragon 03-16-2015 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4599843)
Can't tell who is Ambrose and who is Harper.... too confusing....

https://twitter.com/wwecreative_ish/...55730326540289

RawRocks 03-16-2015 10:32 PM

A two commercial break match?????

Corndad 03-16-2015 10:35 PM

Can't wait for this match. Pretty much only match I'm actually excited to see sadly.

MIZantine Empire 03-16-2015 10:35 PM

Isn't a double pin breakup a DQ?

Corndad 03-16-2015 10:36 PM

And Barrett... loses again. lol

RawRocks 03-16-2015 10:37 PM

well that escalated quickly

Corndad 03-16-2015 10:37 PM

More he loses, more I start to think Barrett retains. I've seen crazier things happen.

Droford 03-16-2015 10:39 PM

Boooooooooooom!

Dark One 03-16-2015 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corndad (Post 4599853)
And Barrett... loses again. lol

That shouldn't be surprising. What should be surprising is that one of these guys actually won. They didn't find a way for all six of them to simultaneously lose.

At Mania, all the ladders will crumble into dust and the belt will disappear, meaning all seven lose.

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 10:41 PM

John Cena and Daniel Bryan are coming out of Wrestlemania as champions.


Roman Reigns too, but no one cares.

Emperor Smeat 03-16-2015 10:41 PM

Wacky antics and horrible IC booking aside, the division is stacked really well if the WWE is legit about rebuild the IC title status and keeping those guys in it.

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 10:42 PM

Triple H looking extra dour and wrinkled tonight

Droford 03-16-2015 10:42 PM

The Shield totally gonna reform at Mania and take over as the Authority

Savio 03-16-2015 10:43 PM

"We have to make steph look strong"

Dark One 03-16-2015 10:43 PM

Delusional Seth Rollins is the best.

Momentum killing Stephanie McMahon remarks are not.

Corndad 03-16-2015 10:44 PM

Authority needs new henchmen bad anyways. Sheamus. Hell Mark Henry would be better over Show/Kane at this point. Saddens me as at different times those 2 were pretty entertaining. 2001 Kane was the shit and I mean in a good way.

Droford 03-16-2015 10:45 PM

I chuckle at the Arby's commercial "this breast isn't just on any Rachel"

Droford 03-16-2015 10:47 PM

Is there a Mexican wrestler named Sir Acha?

Lock Jaw 03-16-2015 10:47 PM

http://i.imgur.com/JiP0SUv.gif


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