Matt Crappotelli

Brad Wyatt

Barista - he machine guns lattes, your way.

So basically Shawn Michaels

Bret Hurt - he gets injured a lot

Yoko Tuna - evil foreign heel Sushi Chef

The Road Hogg and Sad Ass Bily Gunn the New age Gay Biker Gang

Triple K

Nuff said.

Kevin Rash - he never wins because he needs that ointment.

quad rash, obvs

oh yessssss

Big Mick Johnson

well played.

Grant Gonzales

Dude Lover - He's like Dude Love, but for the fellas.

Poondog Spot. He's a dog that likes, well, you know!

Rude Love, he likes it very, very rude

The Fella Twins. Twin Females that look like Sheamus

Piss Elizabeth, yeah.

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I remember this being way funnier when I was 8.

Psycho STD - He's going psycho because it hurts when he pees.

The Loogeyman.

BM Punk- can never make it through a match without a bathroom break

Daniele Bryan- The bearded lady

Crock Lesnar- Lies about everything

Fray Wyatt- Knows how to save a life

The Niz- Look it up on Urban Dictionary (what miz thinks he is)

Hah. How to save a life. Well played, sir

Brock LesBar

What's Rollermacka's stage name?

Parvis.

The Funkyard Dog

Kike Rotunda

Rick Jude

A New Dad

A Jew Day

Also have to say that Luke Larper and D-Mon made me lose it with laughter

China- Dominating Mega Heel.

Erik Rowan

Erik Watts reboot.

Ryeback "Feed Me More Rye Bread"

Randy Ravage - He destroys everything.

Rockstar Spur. Short funny dressing cowboy.

Team PCBJ

Mullet Club

Boldberg. He'll just walk right up to that pretty girl and just start talking to her. He's very bold, man.

X-Pic. He's no longer a photograph!

Halls Mahoney. He's got the biggest cough of them all!

Lava because she's hot.

Dolph Wiggler, follows in the tradition of Norman Smiley.

"Mr Gas" Billy Gunn

Jackie Gaydar

Jim Pornette

Stink

The Fiz!

Stabdust

Besaro - Cesaro's imperfect clone

Randy Norton - Randy Orton/Scott Norton hybrid

Chris Zero

Hugboat

Luke LARPer

Leadbangers - City steel workers in overalls

Silly Gunn - Always getting into 50's sitcom pickles

Pasty Boys (for the Brits) - Pastry makers supreme.

Candy Savage - Vicious sweet shop owner.

One Man Bang - chronic masturbator

Muff Bagwell

Becky Lunch
Harlotte
Raige

Ramon Reigns -> Ramen Reigns

Samoan guy can't stop eating soup noodles

George The Animal Steeler. Big Pittsburgh fan.

Kurt Angler, fan of fishing

Scott Mall, works at Abercrombie

POOSEV

Paul Beaner - Undertaker's Mexican manager

Sasha Bangs - :naughty:

Trash Stratus

Bug Show. He owns an ant farm.

The Fart Foundation

Pig Show. He shows off swine.

Sad News Barrett. Nothing happy to tell everyone :(

Nig Show. He shows off...never mind.

Big Slow - No explanation needed.

Oldust - Dies if exposed to any kind of light.

next one I'm taking liberties with and removing a letter and subbing in 2...hope that's ok...

The Glock - A real killer.

Brick Lesnar - Put 7 or so of him into one man and you've got yourself a ton of bricks!

Rick Prude, he refuses to take off his robe.

Ad News Barrett - He comes out with Craigslist, EBay and Amazon ads printed out for his ring attire...his finisher is the Ad News BillHammer...you have to pay your purchase right then and there to avoid getting an elbow in your mush.

Beth Rollins


Give her a statue for bravery!

Rick Crude, his antithesis - He takes it all off and gets arrested at every show for public indecency.

Dark Henry

Gin Cara, botches moves bc he's drunk

HEHEHE...
 

Triple A - He runs TPWW AND WWE, and the opening segment is always about how shit his life is.

<font color=goldenrod>Jock Swagger: Prototypical high school jock</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Jack Stagger: guy who stumbles around a lot</font>

Breaking the rules by changing 2 letters but lol at Earthquack. Scrooge McDuck's obese cousin.

<font color=goldenrod>Mean Ambrose: blatantly heel Ambrose, duh</font>

Rack Swagger, he got implants.

<font color=goldenrod>Alberto Del Rip: his trunks rip open every match</font>

Great Khaki, nice pants

Licky Steamboat - #1 Bushwhacker fan

Sasha Wanks

Holdberg

Mister Abigail

Sandy Ravage

Gooker T

Pornswoggle

Paul Wheyman. Paul Heyman in roids.

Wince McMahon-he's very skiddish

Steviea Ray-he's got sugar, sucka!

Ricky the rag-on Steamboat-it's always that time of the month

Musty Rhodes

Fryin' Brian Pillman, he's all about Friday fish fries

<font color=goldenrod>Coldust: wears a sweatshirt at all times</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Holdust: painted submission expert</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Seville: wrestling father of Alvin and the Chipmunks</font>

Goldusk, a lovely sunset.

Tardust - His pre-match ritual involves tarring and feathering himself.

The Spirit Squid
Benny & Loki

Hail Hydra

The Under-baker...he always tries to bake delicious things, but they always wind up just a bit undercooked.

Rib Van Dam - He always is seen eating a lip-smacking rack of ribs before a match.

C.M. Lunk - A superstar who loves working out at Planet Fitness gyms but is blacklisted from each one he goes to because he always sets off the Lunk Alarm.