Is Crews a midget?

Lol at Show.

Big Show heel turn tonight

Oh look Big Show is back. Where the hell has he been?

and face turn in the same night

Sigh...... why is this still going on.

LET'S CRANK IT UP

Really really improved right now.

R Truth use to be super funny too which just makes this crap worse.

Whenever the crowd chants back "What's up" to R Truth it always seems really delayed......... pissin` me off

This will keep people from flipping channels

Apollo Crews is fucking hilarious. I don't know why and I don't think he means to be, but I couldn't stop laughing at that Crews/Show segment.

Definitely a hook.

Apollo Crews and Big Show = Showtime at the Apollo

So...does Show turn on Crews or does he become a guidance councilor that floats around the back giving people advice?

Maybe they are getting all the crap done before 7 55. Then BAM put the good stuff on right before the NBA game.

Oh damn! The Demon Kane is in the Warcraft movie?!

We already got that going with Bob Backlund and Darren Young.

There's your answer.

Guess so. Kane is going to become Orc Kane and receive a push.

God I hate the fucking Usos

THE BOO-SOS

UCE! NO!

:lol: Truth

Would be a nice way to go with Show to just randomly show up and tell people some advice.

Ok I kinda like the Breezedango mash up theme

:heart: Breezango

The worst part of this first hour is that they're still not calling them FaBreeze.

They should push this team to the moon

Enzo & Cass

The New Day

The Vaudevillians

Golden Truth

Breezango

The Usos

Shining Stars

Anderson & Gallows

The Dudley Boys

Lucha Dragons


When's the last time there were this many tag teams going at once?

Breeze and Fandango need to hold onto this for dear life. They may have a chance with the brand split if they keep working together so well.

That was a sloppy crucifix.

I really want them to become Tag Team Champions, They are a fucking Dream Team!

Gotta admit....I dig the entrance.

I just wish they hadn't stuck these 2 guys with such lame gimmicks. They would have worked during the 90's but now isn't then. Just let them be themselves like almost everyone else. At least one of them (Johnny Curtis) could make it to the main event, and I'm pretty sure Breeze could make it up pretty far as well. Just not with these godawful gimmicks.

My review of the first hour of Monday Night Raw:

http://i.imgur.com/dnodS.gif

That powerslam was sick

How dare you Uggo!

Tyler Breeze was molded by the Gods, Without a Flaw!

:lol:

The only flaws he has are the ones creative sticks him with.

Okay so what's going to start off the next hour to compete with the NBA?

Oh for fuck's sake. Reigns next? They're banking on Reigns to keep people from swapping to the NBA Playoffs?

R.I.P. Raw.

That was a sick powerslam by Goldust to Breeze, but apart from that, this show has been entirely tripe.

Like, this is objectively bad television.

Reigns? Lol okay.

Let's just all enjoy Lock Jaw's presence in this thread instead

Drink it in, mannnn

I should be doing this :drool:

but the WWE has a history of ruining things that I love so....

They're trying to make people fall asleep before they can change the channel. Ratings bump!

LOL and a NBA commercial right before the game comes on. Even if it wasn't promoting the game it reminds you just incase you forgot.

IT'S FUN TO BOO ROMAN REIGNS. PLEASE KEEP WATCHING.

When it pours, it Reigns

Even the execs at USA are gonna be watching that game. I bet you it's on the little monitors on the announce tables on RAW too.

That's just crazy enough to work.

Like the time they tried to tire out the crowd by booking a shitty PPV with hated finishes all the way up until when Reigns won the--Oh. That didn't work either.

Really interested to see this week's ratings now.

Going to laugh if 10pm also has a big promo to start off. Might as well go for the trifecta in time wasting.

When it bores, it Reigns.

I feel like they're rushing Reigns vs Rollins. That's a match they should hold onto and build up for a big event like Summerslam or Mania.

crowd woke up just to boo

Robo Reigns is here to say "I'm not a good guy, I'm not a bad guy, I'm THEE GUY".

THE Man > THE Guy

Ambrose needs to cash in at MITB and screw Reigns and Rollins. Triple threat at SS.

I didn't mind the opening segment (the interweb seems to have hated it) but the rest of the show has sucked since then.

Can we draft JBL and Saxton off RAW and WWE TV please?

I am struggling to remember a worse first hour of Raw. Anyone?

i remember a first hour of Nitro that once featured no wrestling.

And the Lord saideth unto the people "Let there be Roman Reigns!"

And then the Lord laughedeth.

rollins forget the mic?

Why would he fight him right now, he just got a shot in 3 weeks?

Authority Era had a bunch of stinkers for the first hour. Think one show was like 45 minutes of promos and skits.

Watching this show makes me feel like Big Show holding on to his dad's coffin while Big Boss Man drags the corpse around.

Do this for the whole second hour

I feel like doing this at Seth Rollins' entrance music each time:

http://66.media.tumblr.com/474dea057...g0njo2_400.gif

What the fuck is this segment.

This is dumb.

This edition of RAW would benefit tremendously from a little HLA.

I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

THAT WAS THE GREATEST SEGMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN

...........sigh.

:rofl:

Good stuff right here.

We're gonna get some HLR later. That's just as good.

DO IT AGAIN

I don't know. Just bad.

This thread is now about predicting Raw's ratings.

I'm going to set the over-under at 2.0.

My personal guess is 1.8.

Woo Woo PC police

Really hot segment there to keep everyone from flipping to the NBA game.

You're not the only one.

I love how WWE likes to pretend heel/face dynamic doesn't exist because crowd doesn't cheer for the people they want when clearly it still does just WWE is too stupid to give the people what they want.
Case in point Rollins still a heel despite clear face reactions

HAHAHAHA! What the fuck was that?

WTF is that on top of Boss Mans car in that gif?

and the people booeth

Post number 14,000. And it's only taken 15 years.

Anyway, this whole RAW just feels like no-one cares.

The wrestlers don't care
The announcers don't care
The crowd certainly don't care

It's leading to me not caring.

You know, Reigns isn't really any noticeably better than Cesaro at promos. Cesaro is much, much better in the ring than Reigns. Cesaro should be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion in a meritocracy right now.

Cement mixer to bury the coffin? Dunno..

HEY, I WAS RIGHT!

Have been watching Raw since 8:30 and don't remember anything that happened so far

Welp shouldve known....FUCK GOLDBERG!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, the WWE is deliberately making everything else on the show shitty so that John Cena gets to save it? I thought they were all on board the Reigns boat though.

There's your #HATCH reveal.

Goldberg for WWE 2K17. okay, I guess.

A big ass megaphone (still hilarious)


or you could play 2k14 and play as Goldberg.