That's some good heelin'

Trainwreck

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What if the reason AJ turned on Cena was b/c he saw Ellen on his shorts &amp; AJ was traumatized by Finding Nemo?<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ajstyles?src=hash">#ajstyles</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cena?src=hash">#Cena</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MITB?src=hash">#MITB</a></p>&mdash; Kenton Lane (@TheKentonLane) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheKentonLane/status/739983104153001984">June 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Swagger and Oneil

Not ready for prime time players

I bet wwe does not mention brock lesnar at all

Yep.

Big difference of volume there.

What is going on my insensitive term for close associates who are black?

Don't think Styles vs Cena was ever considered as a "What If" or "dream match" for years in the IWC.

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He said Bullet Club.

Cena just say the forbidden words?

Cena dropping "bullet club"

INCOMING LAWSUIT

AJ Styles was basically the face of TNA mid to late 2000s

Pretty sure Cena could call someone a "Pussy shit dick" on live television and just have to apologize on Twitter.

:yes:

Cena talking shit about other people's jokes. That's rich.

.........don't think Styles failed on any occasion since he's been here.

desperate aj styles

I think AJ knows very well who he's dealing with, Cena.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oooo AJ referenced my Kiss of death thread.

THAT'S A SHOOT BROTHER

AJ Styles thinks he's wrestling HHH

Well so far the makers of the anti-car theft device known as "The Club" haven't sued...

lol to anyone who thought AJ Styles was still a shitty promo.

I could watch Cena vs. AJ on the microphone for the full three hours.

Pretty awful joke
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The whole "heels surround the ring" always looks silly when its just 3 guys doing it. Makes sense why one side is left open for run-ins and escapes but still looks a bit silly.

Segment was pretty good overall.

Dang...could've been a good spot to bring Bálor up and have him and The Club vs. New Day and Cena in an 8-man.

No. Balor is above being associated with the New Day.

Feels like the writers "actually tried" on this week's Raw so far I guess

Actually came to work.

They are lucky they are only going against Hockey and not NBA Finals.

Wonder if they envisioned Teddy butchering all his lines...

Pretty sure he said Pullet Club, referring to a chicken.

One Dime.

Gather round everyone!

:fu:

RIP Ali on Enzo's armband.

AJ and Cena on the mic are the best thing since Punk's pipe bomb. So good.

Wondering if they just wanted to make sure Enzo wouldn't kill himself before putting this on Raw, and that's why they already had this match on Main Event.

AJ's pipebomb was better than that promo.

AJ Lee.

At least they didn't have this match already on Smackdown.

CASS SMASH

"SAY IT TO OUR FACES! SAY IT TO OUR FACES! SAY IT TO OUR FACES!"

Get the fuck out of here.

All that's missing was some submission moves and Cass would have become a badass submission machine with that snapping moment.

Also would have really sucked if that spot with Enzo got botched again.

Cass is juicing...

Ugh DQ don't count on survivor

Seth Rogen

I'd rather Cass used the boot as his finish I hate that variation of the bossman slam/anyone doing that move but Bossman.

Big Cas is a star, these two will get split up in the draft. Way too soon prob, but they will want to jump on this guy. Could be a monster heel champ.

Real Mexican Vs. Fake Mexican.

Feel like they sent him out there to look dumb so him butchering a line or two wasn't that big of a deal.

I'm gonna have to miss Alberto/Zayn which sucks because I'm really looking forward to it.

Del Rio vs El Gener..oh

Big Cass so getting a singles push come July 19th

go 2 @hayell

re: savio

I think that Teddy's promo was all scripted.

Bellas terribleness notwithstanding. AJ's promo was awesome. Them being shitty only heightened AJ's points.

Yeah, after he started rambling off match types it was pretty obvious since everyone was expecting him to announce a tag match.

UH OH THEY SHOWED HULK HOGAN ON WWE TV :shifty:

Drunk uncle Teddy long is the best Teddy long.

Are we sure they aren't in Colorado tonight? :shifty:

Some really bad security the WWE has if they can get bribed with just a dollar.

I miss Ricardo :(

What?! We didn't get to go "Let's Go!" :mad:

Whoa. I tuned in and saw Teday talking about a tag team match. Hell ya.

dolla dolla holla holla playa

What a bitch move by Stephanie. Teddy gives her that tag title match idea and she steals all the credit for it. SMDH.

Hell ya. Slik is I'm the house..miss when I called you Silk for a year and you never corrected me.

Ohhh nooo! Heel does heel thing? :eek: At least it was to another authority figure (albeit former) and not talent.

I think Teddy Long was implying that's the dollar he rolls up to snort cocaine with and he offered some to security.

I've been helping my girlfriend move all day, how's RAW been, any highlights?

del rio's stomp movie really dumb

That was a 5 second finishing sequence that took 90 seconds.

Anything important happen yet? What is going on with AJ and Rollins?

hell yeah, i am going 2 SMACKDOWN 2morrow @ruien

AJ/Cena had a promo everyone said was good and that's about it other than tag team match teddy long playa

Hell ya. Hopefully Teddy sets a tag team match for the main event.

1) AJ and Cena cut a pretty good back and forth promo. The Club came down to beat up Cena again but he was saved by the New Day. Six man tag later with the Club Vs. New Day.

2) They showed clips of WWE 24/7 with Rollins with some extra footage to make him seem more heelish since the show was real and made him look like a face.

Teddy already booked a tag team match at the PPV but it was stolen by Stephanie.

New Day Vs. Club Vs. Vaudeys Vs. Enzo/Cass for the tag team titles.

Ya I seen that. Hope.Steph gets fired.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait, so is Roman saying HE created Pop-Tarts and sliced bread?

Feels like this would be way better if they combined the Rollins and Reigns stuff as one package instead. Doc-like style promo with them going back and forth.

Holy shit this is a boring promo package.

Did they just edit that to make it seem he defended against Sheamus at the PPV instead of AJ? :wtf:

All in all though it still does a pretty great job building the hype.

other-owen's favorite

Lilian seems to have Edened up OOOOwens tonight. Let's see if it holds up for the match.

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Owens trying to pull a Rock and call his own commentary during one of his own matches. Didn't quite pull it off, but I liked the idea.

Ambrose used to do that cannonball thing until they told him to stop because they signed Steen and it was his first.

[citation needed]

Lol Ambrose should have taken the briefcase down