Festus's Quest

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You suck so badly

Given the history I imagine Stephanie taking Reigns out of the picture instead. I can see Shane being the guy all about giving guys a second chance and Stephanie being the one talking about the integrity of the company and punishing Roman for his mistakes.

Also, something I thought of earlier in regards to why Roman was suspended so quickly as compared to others in the past. Could it have anything to do with Brock being allowed to fight in the UFC amidst all the concerns over his drug testing with the WWE? Maybe WWE is trying to show transparency by quickly punishing one of it's biggest "stars" and more importantly their champion for his failed test. It could go a good way towards assuaging any doubts people may have as to the validity of WWE's testing policy, specifically in regards to Lesnar.

Then again, maybe Reigns does win the belt back at Battleground and then Rollins and Ambrose cry foul because of his suspension and argue for a rematch at SS.

WWE seems a bit quicker nowadays to merge reality with their fantasy to a degree anyways. If they can put some of the Flair shit from the last year on air then they should have no problem with Seth and Dean poking at Roman over his drug problem.

LOL, What? It wasn't a personal attack, I was just saying. Obviously, Cena and Reigns are the two most visible stars in WWE right now whether any of us likes it or not because Vince likes that as his status quo.

They should have just held off on the suspension, done the Triple Threat, had Rollins pin Ambrose, and leave questions as to who is the better man out of Rollins and Ambrose for a Hell in a Cell rematch in the main event of SummerSlam. Then they could have suspended Reigns for the thirty days. SS looks to be stacked anyway.

Joking about the HIAC. But maybe they could do a 2/3 Falls Match or something?

LOL, What? It wasn't a personal attack, I was just saying obviously, Cena and Reigns are the two most visible stars in WWE right now whether any of us likes it or not because Vince likes that as his status quo.

I didn't take it as a personal attack, but your lack of comprehension of what I said makes it so you suck.

Reigns needs 30 plus days to work on holding a microphone and saying words

Yeah, should have. Rollins should pin him after being on the outside while Roman beats up on Dean. Jumps in, knocks Reigns out of the ring from behind and pins Dean. That way it looks like they both have a 'cheap' win over the other.

But this is the E. And their ain't a chance in HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE that the golden boy Roidin' Reigns is not going to be on the SS card. Probably the ME. As champion. Where he will win. Cleanly. Uhg.

But words are hard.

I knew Rollins winning clean at MITB was too weird and too good to be true. Not to mention Ambrose cashing in and winning the title. I'm almost positive him losing cleanly at MITB is going to be Reigns' only "punishment", along with the perfectly convenient "suspension" of course. By Summerslam, Reigns will be back right where he was before and Ambroe, etc. will be back to floundering with everyone else on their respective shows.

That's why they invented summer school. Failing that he can always take a crash course at his local Drama Club.

Being rumored around the net Reigns might have been busted for using a fat burning supplement. Assuming its true, its the same way Ricardo Rodriguez ended up getting busted.

Either was the type that can trigger a false positive or the type that currently isn't on the banned list but should be. Wellness Policy still treats both as legit failures due to the way it works unlike other drug testing policies that have ways of dealing with potential false positives.

And he'll be a 4X WWE Champion.

They'll make it sound like winning the title four times within a year is impressive. :y:

Slightly off topic what was Rose busted for?

According to him it was ADHD medication.

Oh god. :nono:

The more I think about it, the more I think that Kevin Owens is the perfect SummerSlam opponent for Roman Reigns at this point. Reigns can lose at Battleground and Owens can rip into him for being the guy that let all the kiddies down. Owens is the perfect dick heel to go against Reigns. Smart fans might cheer Owens, but you could also set up a double-turn or something down the line.

The WWE Title picture is harder to see. Ambrose retaining makes the most sense. Who does he then go against? Brock? Triple H? Cena would actually be a magnetic opponent for Ambrose a really fresh match, but are they going to keep going with Cena vs. AJ? That still has legs. And then who does Rollins face?

Vanilla midgets...

I was thinking the other day that Reigns doesn't actually look much bigger when he's standing next to Dean Ambrose.

The WWE should let Ambrose and Rollins do a safe amount of steroids. They could come out of that process looking like a million bucks.

If it was Adderall I guess I can see where they'd pull his card its addictive and

doubles as a weight loss drug....a damn effective one.

I think it was.

Everybody apparently has ADHD these days.

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Wait what?

I always think of the dog from the movie Up.

"OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!!!!!"

I still think there's a chance Reigns failed the test on purpose.

He's been stuck in a "slow talking once bad guy now redeemed" character who everyone knows everyone has hated for years, probably including him. He has no backstage leverage to get out of it since all WWE has to do is (correctly) say "you're nothing without us." So he sabotaged his redeemed image in an attempt to come back as something interesting.

I rest my case.

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You sir, are crazy.