Most of my material is probably terrible tonight but I'm on the Oxy train and don't care.

Going to get pinged by the TPWW Wellness Policy (TPWWWP) any day now and have to tweet a vague apology and then return to the finals of King of the Forums any day now.

Kane is amazing. Hope he gets to be a commish or something with power. He play a amazing face/heel that would be fresh instead of having someone who is totally a face or heel.

It's been A WHILE, but at least one or two guys have been stripped of titles under the 30-day rule, can't remember exactly who, though. :-\

Why is there's another Tarzan movie coming out? Swear one came out like 2 months ago.

Mr. Robot 2.0 is way more important than the ESPYs.

All WWE movies premiere at the $5 bin at Wal-Mart.

I like Seth Rollins music.

RRRRRRRRRABBBBAADDDOOOOOO

Still don't understand why Steph did not take Reigns out of the match. No kayfabe reason for her to keep him in especially with Shane gone.

That was The Jungle Book

Fuck That!!

@Which Post

Is there a difference? Isn't that about Tarzan?

Nah, Jungle Book is based on the Kipling classic, which actually has quite a few stories that aren't about Mowgli.

Edgar Rice Burroughs created Tarzan and it was sort of a pulp adventure novel with no real lasting merit.

Cena saying here's to 14 more yrs.

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Pick up the pace, gentlemen.

Ahhh okay.

Seriously, why is it so embarrassing now that the champ is insane?

Austin, Mankind, and even Triple H all played lunatics. The Rock was pretty crazy too...hmm...Jeff Hardy was insane and also kind of a terrible champ.

Really looking forward to John Cena having 30 World Titles by the time he's 50.

Jeff Hardy was way more embarrassing than Dean Ambrose...

Tarzan does look like The Jungle Book a bit, though.....

Remember when I went to see Jungle Book in the theater they started to show a trailer for Tarzan and I thought it was a trailer for Jungle Book and I was scratching my head going "Why are they showing a trailer for a movie that I am currently at?"

Took me a bit to realize it wasn't Jungle Book.....

Why would a company for old ladies suffering from hair loss think WWE Raw is a good investment to reach their target audience?

I like John Cena so much as a person I think I am liking him as a character now...wtf...

My biggest complaint was always that they booked him not to sell after a match. He doesn't do that anymore?

How long until Club Distraction Finish?

The Knee That Beat John Cena's Nose. Just as deadly as the other Knee That Beat John Cena.

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Soon, I hope.

Ehn. He's been out for several months with a legit injury. He still bounced back from some brutal matches last year way faster than anyone else really would, but he's been a good hand in the ring. He still doesn't lose much--although compared to Roman Reigns he's basically been Stevie Richards--but he's made believable contenders out of most everyone he's faced for the past year or two. You still "know" they won't win, but they get to go toe-to-toe most of the time. It's not like 2006 or so where everything was basically a squash match or five-hit-comeback win.

This is probably a good match, but I am not really paying attention

Lol. Rollins just laid there like he died. Like it more than people bouncing around for 30 seconds.

That corner Power bomb should be renamed the Sting Killer

Not bad, Seth.

That Superplex into the Falcon Arrow is easily the best move Rollins has and for some dumb reason isn't a finisher.

Love John Cena's matches in the recent years. Always quality stuff

Beautiful

AJ finally has good entrance music, so happy for him.

YES!

Damn. Figured Cena would win. Rollins is being built up in a big way.

John Cena lost to Seth Rollins.

NEW ERA EVERYONE

Cena-Rollins was good.

Pretty much set that AJ isn't going to win later or else Cena has nothing of importance to do at Battleground.

Watching the Rollins WWE 24 thing, he and Vince seem to have a tremendous, friendly relationship. It wouldn't surprise me if he ends up being "the guy" especially now that Roman Reigns burned him.

Want to see the AJ Styles interview with Steve Austin now

On the ground he called it gods last gift

Guess top rope could be called wrath of god.

I wonder if he can be "the guy" instead of being the next HHH. Will have to wait until his first face turn to find out if he can keep a crowd behind him. Worse case though he is the guy behind the guy making everything work.

Being the next HHH is not meant to be an insult at all.

Could use some Becky Lynch right about now

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Enzo good too, I guess

Wish they would keep the music under Enzo's speech....

A squash match!!!!!!????????

I want to like this guy more, but I'm not into his catch phrases.

Enzo always makes me giggle. He is so goofy and entertaining. They really need to keep these two together for a long long time.

yes they do

Legit jobber match without Rollermacka is worthless.

Helluva big boot

Crowd wave might have lasted longer than the match itself.

Am I watching it delayed? Everybody looks psychic right now.

Yeup.

Or the tag team jobbers from a Wrestlemania weekend episode of NXT that kept yelling "DE-FENSE" from the apron.

Hell ya, 2 squash matches if we are lucky.

Heath Slater's themes always sweet it seems.....

What happened to the Wyatts? I really liked them.

They are hard and looking for some action

Surprised a porn didn't break out there

I love Axel's look right now.

They came back last week. Looking forward to them tonight. Harper is still injured though.

Ugh this Backlund shit

I don't get these...are they supposed to be lame?

Do you think they actually plan on putting Young in the ring again?

Special olympics should have a pro wrestling event.

"it's been said before" but

h8 Byron Saxton... "seriously" why is he even there... incredibly bad...

h8 this announce team

I think they should put Backlund in the ring again.

Hopefully the Special Olympics kept Mojo Rawley.

They should out Backlund and Young against each other and have Young job. Would be hilarious.

That dude with the glasses that's almost as tall as Show is going to be hired to play Eugene's nephew.

I'm shocked Show didn't turn before the end of the segment.

#MeanestPoster2016

Or Big Show's nephew if the WWE ever does a sequel to Knucklehead.

Then again don't remember if Big Show's character was a special needs person or just a big dumbass in that film.

I thought the lyrics of that coke commercial were, "come out of the duck"

:y: Owen Hart quote by Natayla. All that was missing was the laugh or "wooo" thing Owen used to do.

So ummm did Summer Rae win by default?

Nattie still sounds so nice and polite when she is saying she is done being nice

Noid will be happy Becky had shorts on.

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(Feat. Sin Cara)

Makes me wonder if they're trying to make her into a mega heel gradually or if they just want her to be more of a borderline tweener heel or what?

Chris Jericho, accompanied by Scarf.

Cool. That segment will hold a (no pun intended) special place in my heart. Competed in a few of the games here in MI, including the 25th Anniversary games in which I took a bronze medal in the long hump. Definitely a proud moment ib my life, although I've no idea what I've since done with said bronze medal. Always was pissed at myself for not taking better care of it and keeping it in a safe spot.

I hate it, as everyone knows big Axel fan here and I just dont like the shorts. Think he should try a singlet like his father and Bo.

Cool, man. How long did you hump for?

Can't remember how long i jumped (you DID mean "jump", right?). It's been probably 20 years or more, and I don't have records...

I think she just has the acting talent of a shoe at this point.

Rock gonna sue Jericho for gimmick infringement for saying "it doesn't matter what they think"...

Would be able to take Sami Zayn more seriously without that hat and jacket combo.....

One or the other, sure..... but both together are "offputting" to me.... dunno why.....

Settle your tea-kettle, mister.....

Looks like I was wrong about Kane facing Miz probably...silhouette definitely not of him...good...thank fuck,

Tried googling for guys who have been stripped of their titles under the 30 day rule but everything was just articles and other BS.

Obviously gonna be Cesaro......

What's up with Maryse's hair today......