Really needed to close that promo with "I just want to... to come here... to.. to do... good.. Swaggie things? GODDAMNWOO"

Also, Swagger said he got a hot wife. Someone get on that and get info/pics.

then he should razor stomp for like 20 minutes straight

Wish I was :(

Looked like a total badass in that backwards cap! I wouldn't want to mess with him!

Oh Swagger.....

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She's no Hot Asian Wife.

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Wonder what Bray will be up to

LUNCH TIME

do you? do you really?

Like the new Jack Swagger hopefully they finally take advantage of We the People gimmick and give him a decent push.

I want to see the new BLAIR WITCH movie

I love Becky cept her voice....

smackdown any good brothers worth turning on?whats the main event?

Becky Lynch boring generic WWE face gimmick

Becky Lynch sounds like she is eating marshmallows

love that slide

Naomi has to blow herself up before the match with that entrance.

Naomi's enterence is a trip

F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S

Becky clawing at her title like Gollum

Alexa definitely directs my blood towards one place.

Alexa keeping Harley Quinn look me like

Alexa Bliss <3

Mine too

I want to be interested in Wyatt he's an interesting guy he completely ignores his losses and keeps on going


Also damn trotting out the entire Women's roster


#signAliciatosmackdown

Yessssss..... Alexa Quinn forever.

Hey, Harley Quinn is here.

My thread needs more Alexa pics.....

Carmella really fucking sucks. It makes me angry how bad she is.

Harley Bliss looks awesome

What this man said

Naomi got folded in half from that Electric Chair spot.

The referee HAS to give a lot of leeway in a one fall to a finish multi-person match, JBL.

Took a good while to set up that drop. Why is Nikki doing neck stuff ?

Becky Lynch is either really quiet, or doesn't even have a mic on.

Naomi is undoubtedly a fantastic athlete, but her offense comes off as clunky and contrived more often than not.

Did all the WWE women used to wear like "pantyhose"-like things on their legs... seems like a recent thing or I never noticed it before

Because hitting a person with the softest part of your body isn't a finisher Naomi

Is Carmella going to win or something?

Took the biggest break so far in this match

YESSSSSSSSS

ALEXA QUINN!!!!!!!!!

:y: Evil Bliss wins.

Yay Harley

Yessssssssssss

So, the Harley Quinn gimmick is kinda working.

Kane stopped wearing dark eye makeup makes the mask look...siliy

Sorry, I was distracted by work. What color was his hanky?

maybe Curt Hawkins will be his partner...

I wonder what Iginfest would think of Billy Gunn's son Dolph if he were with us today, R.I.P.

No. The fake hair is what makes the mask look silly.

Sorry, didn't know that was an important detail. Maybe it was red, but it might have been black.

playing 2 cancer kid commercials during every commercial break, putting me in rlly bad mood during wrestling........

You sir are on a roll tonight

don't screw heath please @shaneOmac

I love that his shirt just says "I GOT KIDS" :lol:

STAND UP FOR THE MAN BABY!

That's a cool shirt Slater got.

Jack Swagger should wear his backwards hat with douche bag shirts like this one:

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those belts do look better

HEATH SLATER! :D

Love the sd tag belt look so much

:lol: crowd cheering for Slater moving into a bigger trailer house.

That Ascension theme almost reminded me of CM Punk for some reason. I about shit myself.

me too

Is Rhyno about to turn on Heath?

I love Slater trying to pussy out and Rhyno gearing up to fight

Damn.... wish they would keep the carpet...

Would be pretty funny if Punk returned to challenge Slater for the Tag titles.

Hell No, I hope not

Huh, never knew the WWE just rolls out a new mat on top of the carpet for these segments. Thought they just unrolled the carpet when done.

:wtf: kind of botch was that.

Cena was wearing a red hanky in his back left pocket earlier - that means you enjoy fisting others.

Wearing a black hanky in your back left pocket indicates you enjoy sadism.

I mean, really, of all the people Slater could be facing off with, I feel like Ascension has to be one of the easiest. He should be ecstatic.

is this going to be a 1 day reign? :-\

The Ascension has cool face paint. Completely unnecessary. But cool.

I thought he was but it might be too soon

LONGEST REIGNING SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPS!

Slater is always bleeding

Used to think this all the time..... it is the screech at the beginning.....

is Heath's nose bleeding

Lmao @ Aj's no chin partner!

OMG! James is on Smackdown now :eek:

Hahaha, is that the same weak-chinned dude that Braun Stroman squashed?

James need braces to fix that under bite. Would get so many more bitches if he did.

Nice... chinless jobber guy... Hope they give him a push tbh

AJ teaming with the jawless jobber

:lol: No Chin being AJ's partner.

I think these all can be ruled out now

yeah

Todd Chrisley threatening to break his daughter's boyfriend's legs

James Ellsworth getting that Colin Delaney push

Could really still be Corbin.

James is looking for a Smackdown Live contract so he can afford chin implants.

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Incorrect facts. Randy Orton is the youngest WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION :o

ORTON WEARING PANTS