King kong bundy : little known fact that he was actually used in the mold for the state puff man in gohstbusters.

Scott hall

Scott Hall is actually straight edge and his alcoholism is only a gimmick.

Johnny B. Badd

Vince McMahon actually could have used the Johnny B. Badd gimmick, but he just loved alliteration so much.

Curt Hawkins

Curt Hawkins has a tattoo of Robocop on his left buttcheek


David Flair

David Flair has a tattoo of Curt Hawkins on his right buttcheek.

Shannon Moore

Shannon Moore masturbates to the time he got slapped by CM Punk.

Blackjack Lanza

Blackjack Lanza secretly fathered Santino Marella and James Ellsworth.

Johnny Ace

Johnny Ace cheated on the mother of the bella twins with Al Snow's Head and JBL's Hat.

JBL

JBL let Joey Styles knock him out because he was sick of being a bully in the lockeroom.

Just Joe.

Joe's actual last name is Caiafa. But since no one could pronounce his name, let alone spell it, he demanded they call him "Just Joe."

Bill Dundee

Bill Dundee was actually very tall, but he got one of his legs bitten off by a crocodile while working Australia. He got his other leg modified to match his reconstructed shorter leg and is such a tough son of a bitch he made it work.

Shoichi Funaki

Shoichi Funaki was the goalie for 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team

Lord Alfred Hayes

Alfred Hayes was known to have a large cock but its kess known that he had really tiny balls.

Vince Snr

Vince McMahon Sr once played swords with Ric Flair. Flair won and told him Vinny, to be the man....wooooo.....you gotta be bigger than the man!!!

David Flair

David Flair has publically stated that Godfather III was the best of the trilogy.


Helen Hart

Helen Hart was secretly in love with Bobby Heenan.

Victoria

Victoria has been arrested multiple times for throwing Domino's Pizza at people in Honda Accords.


Tully Blanchard

Tully Blanchard was offered a run with the World Heavyweight Title, but he turned it down because he saw more of a long game in running with the Horsemen.

Cesaro

Cesaro slept with the ring steps' wife, starting their rivalry.

Kendall Windham

Kendall Windham is the godfather of Dean Ambrose


Molly Holly

Molly Holly's good girl reputation is actually one of the biggest works in wrestling, and it's secretly an ironic rib to keep marks dark about her being one of the more "liberal" women in wrestling.

Billy Gunn

Billy Gunn once petitioned Vince to sign Ed Leslie, to set up a feud between Mr. Ass and the Booty Man.

Diana Hart Smith

Diana Hart Smith to win Pultizer Prize for her Wrestling Romance books.

Dean Malenko.

Dean Malenko was actually Ciclope the whole time. He wore the mask for an extra paycheck.

Villano V

Villano V is actually Villano XXII, but they are selective about which Villanoes they actually count.

Ricardo Rodriguez

ricardo rodriguez is actually a bunch of beavers standing on top of one another, wearing a fat suit.

buff bagwell

Judy Bagwell has actually been the financial backer for TNA for quite some time now.

Sheamus

Sheamus uses cool whip to keep his pale complexion.

Jeff Jarrett

Jeff Jarrett's name spelling catch phrase was invented because he cannot read. His dad taught him his name through the device.

Disco Inferno.

Disco Inferno took up Square Dancing after an unfortunate incident with a ceiling fan cost him his right index finger.

Bob Caudle

Shawn Michaels reported that his main cocaine connection was Bob Caudle

Bruce Hart

bruce hart was repeatedly spit roasted by his younger brothers in childhood, which led to his low self-esteem, which in turn lead to him being the least succesful of the siblings.

greg valentine

Greg Valentine still thinks Bob Caudle and Lance Russel are the same person (and I can't believe no one went with that.)

Big Bully Busick

Big Bully Busick was fired from wwf in 1991 because he was a complete pussy

Anthem Sports and Entertainment

Anthem purchased TNA to simple refurbish it and re-sell it to the WWE as a developmental territory and tape library.

Matt Morgan

Matt Morgan is secretly a 5' 90 lb. weakling in an inflatable muscle suit and stilts.

Morishima

Morishima is actually a Japanese baby that they enlarged and trained to wrestle.

Michael Elgin

Michael Elgin is a hobo who was used in an experiment where his DNA was fused with Scott Norton's.

CP Munk

CP Munk is the Lovechild of Mongo and CM Punk

D-Generation X

Originally, HHH wanted Bart Gunn and Jeff Jarrett to join D-Generation X after WM 14 but both told him where to go and how to get there.

The Gambler

The Gambler was paid a ton of money to stay in WCW as a jobber, because it got out that Vince wanted to sign him and give him a major push right out the gate as a heel. The idea would have been that Ted DiBiase or Jerry Lawler paid him a lot of money to "expose" a fabricated gambling addiction of the top babyface (Bret Hart at the time).

Rhyno

Rhyno will only use a bathroom if the toliet paper holder is to the left when in a seated position.

Austin Idol

Unlike the hair on his head, Austin idols pubes were black - he also had an "ass-fro"

Bret "Hitman" Hart

Bret "The Hitman" Hart was originally supposed to wear black and red, but Owen ribbed him by putting his tights through the wash and they came out pink. Vince liked it and it stuck.

Kevin Thorn

Kevin Thorn turned down the role of Happy Hogan in the 2008 Iron Man movie due to contractual obligations ECW.

High Voltage

Danger! High Voltage was a rib. It was designed to deter viewers from watching a shitty match by two roided up freaks. It worked.

Horace Hogan.

Horace Hogan was a gimmick made up by Kendall Windham to net himself two paychecks.

Professor Tanaka.

Professor Tanaka won "Best Meth Cook in Arizona" 1996, 1997 and 2003.

Viscous and Delicious

Vicious and Delicious were supposed to win the WCW World Tag Team Championship in 17 different occasions, but each time they did, Buff and Norton were gentlemen and passed on the invitation.

Jack Swagger

Jack Swaggers lisp is due to a permanent reaction from doing Soma's with Kevin Nash.

--> Howard Finkle

Howard Fikel sells a drink that helps you have an awesome voice. Mauro Renallo swears by it.

Ted MaGee

It's Tom Magee. He gave Shane what was in the Lockbox Vince won at wm. It was what made Vince think he was the next Hogan. Bret had a good match with him to troll Vince to think he was a good talent.

Matt Bourne.

Evan Bourne's Adoptive father was Matt Bourne

Iron Mike Tenay

Some times I click on this thread and forget it's "this thread" and read the latest rumor and think to myself "Really?"

Mike Tenay got his nickname from knocking out Mike Tyson in a prison fight.

Don Muraco

Don Muraco has a life size picture of Dwayne Johnson on the back of his closet door. Every morning he screams "I'M THE ROCK DAMMIT" and spit's in its face.

Jimmy Hart

Jimmy Hart lent a textbook called "How To Make Theme Songs without really trying" to CFO$. They will not return it.

Sgt. Craig Pitbull Pittman.

Pittman taught Del Rio the cross armbreaker. Del Rio thanked him by breaking his arm with the move.

Mr. Hughes (though I doubt anything made up can top reality with him.)

WWE wanted Chris Jericho to be a gay boytoy and Mr. Hughes was his baby daddy.

The reason why Chris Jericho 's trunks are bedazzled isn't because he is a metrosexual but because he is a homosexual.

Brian Pillman.

Brian Pillman was not only receiving money from WWF, WCW and ECW all at the same time during the Attitude era, but he also convinced CMLL and AAA that he was separate luchadors in each promotion to get paid for them too. He would also do the "LARIATTTO!" calls on Japanese broadcasts because the original guy lost his voice.

Jazz

Jazz is the sweetest, most charming person I have ever met in my life. And I'm not saying that because she's standing right behind me, though she is. help me!!!!

Big Sky

When somebody searches for Big Sky on google instead of "I'm feeling lucky" it changes to "Are you Sure?"

Steve Corino.

Steve Corino isn't actually the Steve Corino he started out as. The real Steve Corino sold his identity to a similar looking guy in 2002.

Mike Mondo

Mike Mondo has procured more rats than Ricky Morton, Ric Flair, and Stan Lane COMBINED.

Missy Hyatt

Missy Hyatt has been faithful to Hot Stuff even after his death.

Billy Jack Haynes

Billy Jack actually learned his full nelson from Chris Masters by Time Travel. He calls it a Full nelson due to his pet parrot was named nelson and was full of himself.

Chris Masters

Vince McMahon is actually an avid phytophile, and when Chris Masters ripped that tree out of the ground to save his mother, he ruined his chances at a WWE return.

Test

In reality, Test regularly had sex with Stephanie during their on screen dating storyline and even had a 3 way on more than one occasion with Steph and HHH once Steph began sleeping with HHH.

Kane

Kane is playing a long-game he is waiting for Bret Hart to show up on Smackdown and hand him a bill for Dental Services rendered.

The Mountie!

The Mountie wasn't the Canadian Gimmick that Rougeau wanted. The problem was that "I AM THE TIM HORTON'S EMPLOYEE!" didn't have the same punch to it.

Repo Man

Repo Man's gimmick was actually inspired by Repo Man having his own car repossessed before a WWF event in Minnesota which was witnessed by most of the locker room, including most importantly, Vince himself, who found it hilarious.

DDP

DDP can not actually do his own yoga program and it's actually a holographic projection of him animated to reflect the actions of a Ukrainian female in a mocap suit.

Raven

Raven has never actually read the poem.

Jericho

Chris Jericho is a huge fan of escape artists and actually has no fear of the shark cage. He will escape the cage with ease and transition into a magician gimmick. He will deem Kevin Owens unworthy of being his assistant after owens leads to a few of his tricks being botched. This will start their wm program.

Gene snitsky

Snitsky's angle where he cause Lita to miscarry was actually inspired by Snitsky inadvertently causing his own girlfriend to miscarry their child together which Snitsky has been claimed "It Wasn't My Fault".

Edge

Edge having sex with Lita is what really broke Matt Hardy.

Ken Shamrock

Ken Shamrock & Frank Shamrock are the same guy.

Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake.

Brutus is always getting risked at the airport. Not because of his metal face, he just longs for human contact.

Just Joe

Just Joe wore a Bart Gunn mask that he bought at the Walmart in Gulfport, MS when he knocked out Steve Williams in the Brawl for All




The Naturals

The Naturals are flavored with high fructose corn syrup and distributed in Styrofoam containers.



James Ellsworth

Molly Holly was previously in a relationship with Becky Lynch.

Mean Gene

Mean Gene was previously in a relationship with James Ellsworth

Mr. Saito

Mr. Saito purposely calls his companies IS Technical Support to say that the network is slow when it is not.


Al Snow

Al snow once molested an anemic bear.

Kenzo Suzuki

Kenzo Suzuki cheated on hiroku with John Cena when he gave him a white face.

Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase

Ted Diabase is actually a Billionaire, however Vince McMahon was known to be jealous as Ted would actually own him and forced him to change his name to The Million Dollar Man.

X-Pac

X-Pac played a cousin of Steve Urkel on Family Matters prior to getting signed by the WWF.

Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler has a car that is painted with his face and phone number to contact him for bookings.

Heidenreich.

Heidenreich and SlickyTrickyDamon have kissed :)

Tiger Ali Singh

Tiger Ali Singh was a top choice for the Spirit Squad gimmick, but Vince wanted to give it to "proven talents" and he'd forgotten that Tiger had worked for him in the late nineties.

Battle Kat

Battle Kat was brought in for a new program with The Red Rooster but when WWE lost the rights to their new "Animal House" PPV due to copyright laws, they dropped the story and instead used him as a jobber.

Hardcore Holly

Despite his name, Holly prefers topless females with but a bit of tasteful bush.

Jeff Gaylord.

Jeff Gaylords where are they now is just Vince saying "who gives a fuck!"

Johnny Polo.

Johnny Polo's name was going to be Johnny Badminton, but Vince never heard of the sport.

The Ugly Ducklings

The Ugly Duckling's gender on their drivers licences is actually listed as "Lovecraftian Horror" :eek:

Woops, forgot the next name in the chain :$

Rockstar Spud.

Rockstar spud was supposed to be the first of a vegan stable of characters including Popstar Carrot and Banana Split. It was deemed too niche.

Finn Balor

The Demon King gimmick was based on how he would get body painted and run through hotels naked.

Crazy Steve