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SlickyTrickyDamon 12-06-2016 09:16 PM

who dis?

Emperor Smeat 12-06-2016 09:16 PM

Wait Nikki's guest is both British and a singer .... I still have no idea who she is.

KIRA 12-06-2016 09:16 PM

Who the fuck is the munchkin

slik 12-06-2016 09:16 PM

wut is this

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 09:17 PM

Thinking about Vince McMahon saying "MY SON, SHANE" after Nikki saying "My sister, Brie Bella"

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-06-2016 09:18 PM

Kalisto and Baron Corbin...

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slik 12-06-2016 09:18 PM

Did anyone else think that was Hornswoggle in a wig at first?

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 09:19 PM

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Emperor Smeat 12-06-2016 09:20 PM

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Triple A 12-06-2016 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sliksuke nakamura (Post 4896239)
Answer my twweet from pg 1 plz

Quote:

Originally Posted by sliksuke nakamura (Post 4896182)
I wonder if @Triple A likes Bray Wyatt now that he is BFF with Randy Orton aka Trips 2nd fave wrestler after Tazz

Bray Wyatt usually just brings the thought that "wrestling is rlly stupid" to my consciousness and makes me not want to watch, but I think the current angle is "good" I guess

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 09:23 PM

Fire that cable puller

ClockShot 12-06-2016 09:23 PM

Wonder if Breeze was supposed to stick the landing from that monkey flip?

slik 12-06-2016 09:26 PM

bray Wyatt always makes me think of season 1 of True Detective

Emperor Smeat 12-06-2016 09:26 PM

Gable's Chaos Theory is pretty cool.

Savio 12-06-2016 09:32 PM

Thought the Mean Jean moment would be a classic moment with Mean Gene

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 09:32 PM

Will Bliss remember that she is a heel?!

ClockShot 12-06-2016 09:33 PM

Wow. They blew the pyro budget just for her.

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 09:33 PM

She needs a new theme.......

Triple A 12-06-2016 09:33 PM

Alexa Bliss rules and Noid drools

Triple A 12-06-2016 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4896278)
She needs a new theme.......

I like her theme

Emperor Smeat 12-06-2016 09:33 PM

Seems odd WWE would blow their pyro budget this early in the month. Might need to use those sprinkler style fireworks if someone else wins a belt this month.

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-06-2016 09:34 PM

Talking Smack is kinda kayfabe dead zone.

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-06-2016 09:37 PM

Why doesn't Bliss have side-plates yet?

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple A (Post 4896280)
I like her theme

I like the beginning, but once it gets to a certain point it just gets "too repetitive" and makes "unappealing sounds"......

ClockShot 12-06-2016 09:39 PM

9:39 pm.

They really gonna give 20 minutes give or take commercials for the main event? Impressive.

Or am I missing something else?

Evil Vito 12-06-2016 09:39 PM

This show has felt kinda disjointed.

Still loads better than Raw, mind...

Ruien 12-06-2016 09:40 PM

Love Smackdown main events. They always seen important but not ppv important. Perfect television main events week in and week out.

ClockShot 12-06-2016 09:43 PM

Thought just occurred that Ellswoth will probably show up and cost Ambrose the title here.

And we get the mauling we've been waiting for.

ClockShot 12-06-2016 09:43 PM

Why did Maryse change outfits?

KIRA 12-06-2016 09:44 PM

Miz red carpet IS so sweet

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 09:44 PM

This is her valet gear.......

Frank Drebin 12-06-2016 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4896278)
She needs a new theme.......

Shut your dirty mouth. Her theme is tight tight tight

Ruien 12-06-2016 09:46 PM

Did they say when Ellsworth gets his title shot?

slik 12-06-2016 09:47 PM

<3 Alexa

Frank Drebin 12-06-2016 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #BrotherVito DELETED (Post 4896288)
This show has felt kinda disjointed.

Still loads better than Raw, mind...

After watching tonight's show, I think I'm done with Raw save for ppvs and SD is gonna be my weekly show to catch. If this is disjointed and its still this much better than Raw, imo, Ill take it every week. I haven't watched Raw for a while but this pretty much cements it.

Evil Vito 12-06-2016 09:47 PM

Otunga is trying wayyyyy too hard to argue with JBL at every turn.

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 09:49 PM

Amazing at how much better/easier SD is than RAW

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 09:49 PM

to watch

Frank Drebin 12-06-2016 09:49 PM

I like that the floor graphics like for Ambrose its the "crazy" looking boxes and Miz get a built ring with an arrow going to the ring.

Frank Drebin 12-06-2016 09:51 PM

So they have 205 Live right after SD? Shouldn't the crowd be dead for an "undercard" type show at that point?

Ruien 12-06-2016 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4896300)
After watching tonight's show, I think I'm done with Raw save for ppvs and SD is gonna be my weekly show to catch. If this is disjointed and its still this much better than Raw, imo, Ill take it every week.

I worked late so I see tonight's show but Smackdown is usually really well put togethrr. They are very limited on superstars but they use that to their advantage by making everyone seem like a focal point.

Emperor Smeat 12-06-2016 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4896306)
So they have 205 Live right after SD? Shouldn't the crowd be dead for an "undercard" type show at that point?

Yes and yes if last week was any indication. Wasn't till the midpoint in the show when the crowd got active again.

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 09:54 PM

I will prob not be watching 205 even though I am home this week......

Evil Vito 12-06-2016 09:55 PM

God Otunga shut the fuck up and stop arguing with every minor heel comment JBL makes.

slik 12-06-2016 09:55 PM

dean overselling the leg injury lol

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 09:55 PM

UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH @ Tope Suicida........

KIRA 12-06-2016 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 4896293)
Why did Maryse change outfits?

She had to switch to battle mode man

Frank Drebin 12-06-2016 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4896309)
Yes and yes if last week was any indication. Wasn't till the midpoint in the show when the crowd got active again.

Ho boy....I know I'm just being negative but you'd think there were better times to have it. I dunno. Maybe not. Just feels like a crazy odd choice.

slik 12-06-2016 09:57 PM

dean bright neon green ambrose tonight

Evil Vito 12-06-2016 09:57 PM

Bring back Damien Mizdow. Way better than Aron Rex.

Evil Vito 12-06-2016 09:57 PM

Mizdow can even mimick Miz' every thrust when he climbs on top of Maryse

ClockShot 12-06-2016 09:58 PM

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

HERE COMES THE LAMB!

KIRA 12-06-2016 09:59 PM

its kinda fitting that Ellsworth is Deans Maryse

slik 12-06-2016 09:59 PM

Miz using D Bry's flying high knee....I am telling you WM 33 Miz vs D Bry

slik 12-06-2016 09:59 PM

Ellsworth screwing Ambrose again

Evil Vito 12-06-2016 10:00 PM

Bet WWE will find a way to do a Rusev/Lana/Miz/Maryse swingers gimmick someday.

KIRA 12-06-2016 10:01 PM

Once again a well put together A-show by SD

Evil Vito 12-06-2016 10:02 PM

I think The Worm is a more realistic move than the fucking Lunatic Lariat. Wish Dean would dump that move.

Emperor Smeat 12-06-2016 10:02 PM

Miz-Ambrose match was pretty good.

:lol: at Ellsworth scramming out of the place the moment he had the chance.

KIRA 12-06-2016 10:02 PM

I can't wait till Dean kills Ellsworth I'm glad they are building to it

slik 12-06-2016 10:05 PM

damn @SD Live thread only 4 pgs this week

KIRA 12-06-2016 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sliksuke nakamura (Post 4896325)
Miz using D Bry's flying high knee....I am telling you WM 33 Miz vs D Bry

I have to agree DB keeps sending Miz keeps dodging and they hate each other oh yea they can't just drop this theyve put way too much emphasis on it


but this is still the WWE so temper your excitement

Emperor Smeat 12-06-2016 10:12 PM

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Used to laugh a lot whenever Stone Cold would do something like this during his time in the WWE. Same for anyone else in general.

owenbrown 12-06-2016 10:16 PM

ARRIVE.

DIRTY DEEDS.

LEAVE.

Sepholio 12-06-2016 10:18 PM

Deans not gonna kill Ellsworth until Ellsworth gets the title.

Lock Jaw 12-06-2016 11:00 PM

Just find it "ironic" that Ambrose did that right after Styles was "hyping him up" to be a "lunatic" who "won't know when to stop"

Volare 12-07-2016 01:26 AM

Oh.....shit......



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Lock Jaw 12-07-2016 01:32 AM

Would have watched Talking Smack if not for 205...... don't like the hour buffer...... and probably will not start watching 205 unless I hear it is getting really hot or something.....

Emperor Smeat 12-07-2016 01:35 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">At <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWETLC?src=hash">#WWETLC</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/TheDeanAmbrose">@TheDeanAmbrose</a> left empty-handed. But <a href="https://twitter.com/mikethemiz">@MikeTheMiz</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/MaryseMizanin">@MaryseMizanin</a> want to fix that on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MizTV?src=hash">#MizTV</a> on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SDLive?src=hash">#SDLive</a>! <a href="https://t.co/AYHOwFSWaJ">pic.twitter.com/AYHOwFSWaJ</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/806318651544481792">December 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:04 AM

I'm Hulu'ing this rn, DYNAMITE ENTRANCE AND IMPACT BY DEAN AMBROSE, DDT'ING SOME JOBBERONI FOR COSTING HIM THE TITLE @ TLC!!!!!

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:05 AM

BRAY WYATT AND HIS BROTHERS ARE BACKSTAGE STARING AT CAMERAMEN THE SAME WAY THAT YOUR FAMILY FRIEND STARED AT YOUR MOM DURING BLOCK PARTIES

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:07 AM

THE WYATT FAMILY V.S. RHYNO/SLATER UP NEXT. PLENTY OF FIREFLIES IN ATTENDANCE, FIREFLIES THAT BOTTLE UP ALL THEIR FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS FOR ONE NIGHT IN HOPES OF CAPTURING THE ESSENCE OF WHAT IT IS TO BE INVOLVED WITH KFC CHICKEN BASKETS AND 44 OZ SODAS

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:28 AM

THE WYATT FAMILY RETAINS WITH FASHION! RANDY AND BRAY FEEL LEGIT.


THE SHOW THEN GOES ON TO LOSE MY ATTENTION WITH A PISS-ASS KALISTO PROMO, A TOTAL DIVAS PREVIEW AND NOW WE MOVE ON TO CARMELLA

slik 12-07-2016 10:31 AM

I APPROVE OF THE HEISEN-RECAP 100%!!!

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:33 AM

SOMETHING IS STILL HAPPENING WITH THE WOMEN'S SEGMENT. I AM JUST LETTING IT RIDE.


A PICTURE OF ALEXA BLISS BRINGS ME BACK TO THE SCREEN. WE ARE CELEBRATING HER TITLE WIN TONIGHT

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:35 AM

A LATINA LADY CORNERS BARON CORBIN FOR AN INTERVIEW, BARON IS SEDUCING HER WITH HIS VIOLENT VERBAL CUES WHILE THE ASCENSION ARE WATCHING THE PROMO FROM THE RING IN APPROVAL. WE ARE THEN STUNTED BY THE APPEARANCE OF MOJO RAWLEY WHO IS THE EMBODIMENT OF SPOILED CHILDREN EVERYWHERE


WHAT DID RYDER DO TO MANAGEMENT TO DESERVE THIS?? IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR DATING EMMA?? TAINTING HER WITH HIS CULTURAL HOBBY HONOR GARBAGE? FOLKS, IF YOU CAN'T KEEP UP THEN GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN DAMMIT, YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT

Big Vic 12-07-2016 10:38 AM

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Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:44 AM

BUSY DOING WORK, I JUST NOTICED THAT MOJO RAWLEY'S MUSIC PLAYED SO I'M GUESSING HE BEAT THE HOLOGRAM'ED VERSIONS OF THE COLUMBINE KIDS IF THEY HAD NOT TAKEN THAT LUNCHROOM OUT






WE ARE BACK ON SD! AND MIZ/MARYSE ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY, SAVE THE SHOW, SAVE THE PLANET AND ALL KINDS OF OTHER SAVES THAT DIDN'T NEED IT, BUT BAH GAWD THEY GOT IT!

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:44 AM

"YOU DESERVE IT" CHANTS RINGING OUT FOR THE MIZ, DYNAMITE RECEPTION!

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:50 AM

DEAN AMBROSE IS MAKING MARYSE BREAK CHARACTER, THIS SEGMENT IS BASICALLY TELLING THE AUDIENCE "SORRY" ABOUT THE KALISTO BIT. IT MADE NO SENSE, IT WAS BORING AND FULL OF NOTHING. IF MY KIDS WATCHED THAT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO WIPE THEIR HARD DRIVE. THE CROWD FORGIVES THEM. GOOD WORK DEANO

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:53 AM

DANIEL BRYAN COMES OUT AND BOOKS A MATCH FOR THE IC TITLE WITH THE MIZ V.S. DEAN AMBROSE. I DON'T THINK DEAN WANTS THAT CRAP. WHERE IS DOLPH ZIGGLER AT? DID SOMEONE KILL HIM AT TLC?

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:56 AM

KALISTO APPEARS ON THE SCREEN AFTER THE BREAK, GRABBING THE SKY FOR FLIES I GUESS, NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THE HELL HIS INTENTIONS ARE WITH THE TAUNT.


BARON CORBIN, FRESH OFF EVISCERATING THE HEAD OF HIS TUNA BACKSTAGE, APPEARS IN THE ARENA TO HOPEFULLY MAKE QUICK WORK OF REY MYSTERIO, WALMART EDITION

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 10:59 AM

KALISTO DOES A MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THE HOUSTON CROWD IS BUSY WONDERING WHAT KIND OF LOTION BROCK OSWEILER USES ON HIS LEGS, THEY ARE USING 24% OF THEIR BATTERY BROWSING CRAIGSLIST, WONDERING WHAT OR WHO THEY WANT TO BUY NEXT TO FILL THE VOID OF THEIR FAILED LIVES




BARON CORBIN SAVES THE MATCH BY ENDING IT, WHAT'S NEXT???

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 11:03 AM

BREEZEDANGO, THE FASHION POLICE, PULLS AMERICAN ALPHA OVER FOR REASONS THAT ARE PROBABLY WARRANTED!! CHAD GABLE INSULTS TYLER BREEZE AND THAT'S WHY WE ARE HAVING A MATCH NOW! WHY DIDN'T THEY OPEN THE SHOW WITH THIS???

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 11:05 AM

IT'S BREEZE V.S. GABLE, FANDANGO IS THERE ALONG WITH JORDAN, BUT UNLIKE JORDAN, FANDANGO IS ON PATROL, ENSURING HIS PARTNER IN BADGE AND TEAM IS PROPERLY SUPPORTED

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 11:06 AM

THIS MATCH SO FAR IS A REMINDER OF WHY I STILL COME AROUND. JORDAN NEGATES WHAT I SAID PREVIOUSLY AND TOSSES FANDANGO TO THE GROUND FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER!!


I HOPE THIS FEUD IS FRESH AND HERE TO STAY!

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 11:11 AM

ALEXA IS OUT HERE CELEBRATING AND THE CROWD ARE APPARENTLY ACTING LIKE LOSERS.


BECKY LUNCH IS OUT HERE DISAGREEING WITH THE NEW CHAMP. SHE IS SHOWING SOME SHEAMUS GENE RIGHT NOW THAT IS WORKING FOR HER. THIS IS PLACED LATER IN THE SHOW RIGHTFULLY SO, I WOULDN'T MIND THEM HAVING A LITTLE WINDOW ON THE SCREEN FOLLOWING THEM AROUND AND NOW THEY ARE ABOUT TO GET PHYSICAL, BUT BLISS ROLLS OUT AND ENDS THE SEGMENT. THANK YOU LADIES

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 11:18 AM

DEAN V.S. THE MIZ IS OUR MAIN EVENT AND IT'S LOOKING GOOD SO FAR. WE HAVE MARYSE AT RINGSIDE SO THERE'S THAT

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 11:20 AM

MAURO JUST SAID "TWITTER TROGLODYTES". PROMOTE THIS MAN

Heisenberg 12-07-2016 11:27 AM

JAMES WORTHLESS IS OUT TO INTERFERE IN YET ANOTHER MATCH, THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY BUILDING SOME SORT OF TRACK WHERE ELLSWORTHLESS KEEPS DOING STUPID CRAP. THE SMACKDOWN! AUDIENCE DESERVES BETTER, IT'S JUST A PHASE THOUGH. NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE LEAVING IN DROVES

slik 12-07-2016 11:28 AM

James Ellsworthless LOL

Evil Vito 12-07-2016 04:15 PM

It's a subtle thing but I like that Luke Harper still looks kinda leery of Orton. Like he still suspects that he's gonna betray the Family or is worried that Orton's gonna usurp his place as Bray's right hand man.

Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton vs. Luke Harper and Erick Rowan is something I could actually see happening down the line for some reason.

Cool King 12-07-2016 05:00 PM

• The graphics department seemed to have some screw-ups before the tag match.

So I'm assuming this is the end of Slater & Rhyno. I have no idea where Slater can go from here though. I'm sure Rhyno will just leave, but as for Slater, I'm not sure.

Hopefully, he doesn't just return to being a comedic jobber again. I feel that even though he's good at that, he is better than that.

• Why is Natalya scared of Nikki Bella?

Apparently, Nikki Bella is more scary/intimidating than The Hart Dungeon.

• Good promo by The Ascension there. It actually made me think that they could be getting a push.

I was wrong.

• I was fully expecting the usual red of Baron Corbin's entrance and was really let down. Even though I'm not a fan of Corbin at all, I do think the entire stage going red was cool. I noticed in Glasgow that it's cooler live.

This new graphic sucks and just makes him even more boring, something that I thought wasn't at all possible.

It sucks that Kalisto lost though. This guy should be winning way more matches. He's so good.

• Hey look, it's that "celebrity" we all know and love.

• Now this attire that American Alpha wore was cool. I reminded me of Jericho's old attire design from back in the day. It was somewhat similar.

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Gable always comes across to me as slightly heelish when he talks. There's something about him. He just comes across as a genuine dick when he talks.

If he was a heel, I think he'd do well.

• I like Bliss but is this going to be a regular occurrence whenever one of Triple H's "guys" or "girls", wins a top title? They get their photo taken with Triple H in the Gorilla Position after the match with Triple H standing next to them looking like a proud father, then at the next show, they get the entire pyro budget blown on their entrance?

I see Alexa was put off by the "you deserve it" chants, but they're not wrong, she does deserve it. Still, I wouldn't have chanted it to her.

I can see the final rematch and the end of this feud taking place at Royal Rumble, which gives a good amount of time for some good stuff to happen between then and now. I think what will help this feud carry on and last that long, is shenanigans on SmackDown during the first rematch.

I'm looking forward to it. I've been enjoying the Becky/Alexa stuff much much more than the Banks/Charlotte stuff. The latter has just been so drawn-out and tired.

• Good main event match. I can see Ellsworth's last match being at Royal Rumble.

He'll manage to avoid Ambrose mauling him until that night when Ambrose does get his hands on him and ends up obliterating him. That will then be the explanation for Ellsworth's disappearance from the WWE.

• Overall, good show and enjoyable to watch.

I look forward to next week.

Heisenberg 12-08-2016 10:11 AM

Recap all in one post. Thanks for reading along. It wasn't that bad. Some of the recurring things happening I get due to letting new generation of fans get in on the structure and shit.
SPOILER: show



Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896476)
I'm Hulu'ing this rn, DYNAMITE ENTRANCE AND IMPACT BY DEAN AMBROSE, DDT'ING SOME JOBBERONI FOR COSTING HIM THE TITLE @ TLC!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896477)
BRAY WYATT AND HIS BROTHERS ARE BACKSTAGE STARING AT CAMERAMEN THE SAME WAY THAT YOUR FAMILY FRIEND STARED AT YOUR MOM DURING BLOCK PARTIES

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896479)
THE WYATT FAMILY V.S. RHYNO/SLATER UP NEXT. PLENTY OF FIREFLIES IN ATTENDANCE, FIREFLIES THAT BOTTLE UP ALL THEIR FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS FOR ONE NIGHT IN HOPES OF CAPTURING THE ESSENCE OF WHAT IT IS TO BE INVOLVED WITH KFC CHICKEN BASKETS AND 44 OZ SODAS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896481)
THE WYATT FAMILY RETAINS WITH FASHION! RANDY AND BRAY FEEL LEGIT.


THE SHOW THEN GOES ON TO LOSE MY ATTENTION WITH A PISS-ASS KALISTO PROMO, A TOTAL DIVAS PREVIEW AND NOW WE MOVE ON TO CARMELLA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896484)
SOMETHING IS STILL HAPPENING WITH THE WOMEN'S SEGMENT. I AM JUST LETTING IT RIDE.


A PICTURE OF ALEXA BLISS BRINGS ME BACK TO THE SCREEN. WE ARE CELEBRATING HER TITLE WIN TONIGHT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896485)
A LATINA LADY CORNERS BARON CORBIN FOR AN INTERVIEW, BARON IS SEDUCING HER WITH HIS VIOLENT VERBAL CUES WHILE THE ASCENSION ARE WATCHING THE PROMO FROM THE RING IN APPROVAL. WE ARE THEN STUNTED BY THE APPEARANCE OF MOJO RAWLEY WHO IS THE EMBODIMENT OF SPOILED CHILDREN EVERYWHERE


WHAT DID RYDER DO TO MANAGEMENT TO DESERVE THIS?? IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR DATING EMMA?? TAINTING HER WITH HIS CULTURAL HOBBY HONOR GARBAGE? FOLKS, IF YOU CAN'T KEEP UP THEN GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN DAMMIT, YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896488)
BUSY DOING WORK, I JUST NOTICED THAT MOJO RAWLEY'S MUSIC PLAYED SO I'M GUESSING HE BEAT THE HOLOGRAM'ED VERSIONS OF THE COLUMBINE KIDS IF THEY HAD NOT TAKEN THAT LUNCHROOM OUT






WE ARE BACK ON SD! AND MIZ/MARYSE ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY, SAVE THE SHOW, SAVE THE PLANET AND ALL KINDS OF OTHER SAVES THAT DIDN'T NEED IT, BUT BAH GAWD THEY GOT IT!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896489)
"YOU DESERVE IT" CHANTS RINGING OUT FOR THE MIZ, DYNAMITE RECEPTION!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896491)
DEAN AMBROSE IS MAKING MARYSE BREAK CHARACTER, THIS SEGMENT IS BASICALLY TELLING THE AUDIENCE "SORRY" ABOUT THE KALISTO BIT. IT MADE NO SENSE, IT WAS BORING AND FULL OF NOTHING. IF MY KIDS WATCHED THAT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO WIPE THEIR HARD DRIVE. THE CROWD FORGIVES THEM. GOOD WORK DEANO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896492)
DANIEL BRYAN COMES OUT AND BOOKS A MATCH FOR THE IC TITLE WITH THE MIZ V.S. DEAN AMBROSE. I DON'T THINK DEAN WANTS THAT CRAP. WHERE IS DOLPH ZIGGLER AT? DID SOMEONE KILL HIM AT TLC?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896493)
KALISTO APPEARS ON THE SCREEN AFTER THE BREAK, GRABBING THE SKY FOR FLIES I GUESS, NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THE HELL HIS INTENTIONS ARE WITH THE TAUNT.


BARON CORBIN, FRESH OFF EVISCERATING THE HEAD OF HIS TUNA BACKSTAGE, APPEARS IN THE ARENA TO HOPEFULLY MAKE QUICK WORK OF REY MYSTERIO, WALMART EDITION

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896495)
KALISTO DOES A MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THE HOUSTON CROWD IS BUSY WONDERING WHAT KIND OF LOTION BROCK OSWEILER USES ON HIS LEGS, THEY ARE USING 24% OF THEIR BATTERY BROWSING CRAIGSLIST, WONDERING WHAT OR WHO THEY WANT TO BUY NEXT TO FILL THE VOID OF THEIR FAILED LIVES




BARON CORBIN SAVES THE MATCH BY ENDING IT, WHAT'S NEXT???

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896496)
BREEZEDANGO, THE FASHION POLICE, PULLS AMERICAN ALPHA OVER FOR REASONS THAT ARE PROBABLY WARRANTED!! CHAD GABLE INSULTS TYLER BREEZE AND THAT'S WHY WE ARE HAVING A MATCH NOW! WHY DIDN'T THEY OPEN THE SHOW WITH THIS???

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896498)
IT'S BREEZE V.S. GABLE, FANDANGO IS THERE ALONG WITH JORDAN, BUT UNLIKE JORDAN, FANDANGO IS ON PATROL, ENSURING HIS PARTNER IN BADGE AND TEAM IS PROPERLY SUPPORTED

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896499)
THIS MATCH SO FAR IS A REMINDER OF WHY I STILL COME AROUND. JORDAN NEGATES WHAT I SAID PREVIOUSLY AND TOSSES FANDANGO TO THE GROUND FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER!!


I HOPE THIS FEUD IS FRESH AND HERE TO STAY!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896501)
ALEXA IS OUT HERE CELEBRATING AND THE CROWD ARE APPARENTLY ACTING LIKE LOSERS.


BECKY LUNCH IS OUT HERE DISAGREEING WITH THE NEW CHAMP. SHE IS SHOWING SOME SHEAMUS GENE RIGHT NOW THAT IS WORKING FOR HER. THIS IS PLACED LATER IN THE SHOW RIGHTFULLY SO, I WOULDN'T MIND THEM HAVING A LITTLE WINDOW ON THE SCREEN FOLLOWING THEM AROUND AND NOW THEY ARE ABOUT TO GET PHYSICAL, BUT BLISS ROLLS OUT AND ENDS THE SEGMENT. THANK YOU LADIES

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896502)
DEAN V.S. THE MIZ IS OUR MAIN EVENT AND IT'S LOOKING GOOD SO FAR. WE HAVE MARYSE AT RINGSIDE SO THERE'S THAT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896506)
MAURO JUST SAID "TWITTER TROGLODYTES". PROMOTE THIS MAN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heisenberg (Post 4896512)
JAMES WORTHLESS IS OUT TO INTERFERE IN YET ANOTHER MATCH, THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY BUILDING SOME SORT OF TRACK WHERE ELLSWORTHLESS KEEPS DOING STUPID CRAP. THE SMACKDOWN! AUDIENCE DESERVES BETTER, IT'S JUST A PHASE THOUGH. NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE LEAVING IN DROVES



XL 12-08-2016 02:42 PM

I'd be pretty happy with them drawing the Alexa/Becky thing out a little, maybe no "Automatic Rematch", a mini tournament to crown a #1 Contender? 3 1-on-1 matches leading to a Triple Threat? That could keep Bliss and Lynch separate for a few weeks.

Mr. Nerfect 12-08-2016 07:30 PM

I watched the second half of SmackDown:

* I always suspected that Heath Slater and Rhyno would split up. I'd be fine with them having an ECW Rules Match at the Royal Rumble, with Slater beating Rhyno to get the rub. The one good thing about Ellsworth being on the roster is that Slater isn't the ultimate jobber now.

* Alexa Bliss' facial expressions...so fucking bad. One of the worst actresses in the company. She showed some organic tendencies in her promo trying to respond to the crowd, but nothing outstanding. She's still pretty bad on the mic. The verbiage these girls were given is corny as hell. Becky looks like a sore loser. The WWE doesn't know how to book babyfaces anymore. I hope Becky wins back the title by breaking Bliss' arm with the Armbar.

* Dean Ambrose is flat as shit.

* Chad Gable is so fucking good for how long he's been in the business. I like the idea of them working with The Fashion Police, but they just need to work out how to let American Alpha be babyfaces. It's a common problem on SmackDown. This is a symptom of NXT where everybody got cheered so Ryan Ward and team assumed they were doing a good job of presenting them as heroes. The only babyface they ever really made endearing was Sami Zayn, and that was more Zayn.

* I'm trying to remember something else that happened.

* Corbin vs. Kalisto was alright. Corbin knows how to act like a heel, and he's got the fundamentals down, but he's a charisma vacuum. He works really well with Kalisto, but he's going to need more opponents, and he's just not that interesting. Kalisto is better than this.

* I fucking hate The Hype Bros as a tag team. Didn't see them versus The Ascension, but have no desire to.

* The Miz has been doing good promo work lately. He gets to twist the screw in a way that most other talkers don't. His work in the ring was okay too. He's not as great as everybody on his dick says he is -- he's still lacking something in the ring, but that's probably the least important part of being a WWE Superstar. Just ask Dolph Ziggler. Miz is doing solid B-level work right now, and that's better than you can say of most.

* Next week James Ellsworth should no-show SmackDown and get his "mother" to call in sick for him as Dean Ambrose looks for him.

Mr. Nerfect 12-08-2016 07:31 PM

By the way, that ring attire is the Steiner-inspired stuff, Cool King.

Cool King 12-08-2016 07:34 PM

They do love The Steiner Brothers.

Mr. Nerfect 12-08-2016 07:36 PM

A good team to emulate. Was Gable wearing a black half over the top of the colored portion? I could see some colored trimmings.

Evil Vito 12-08-2016 09:47 PM

Harper is officially a Tag Team champion. WWE confirmed the Wyatts got Freebird Rule'd.

So Luke Harper still has more title reigns than Bray Wyatt.


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