Braun don't give a fuck about your security checkpoint.

Raw ditching the 2 cent belts. Pity.

I like Austin Aries' pocket banana

Braun starts running down the road after Zayn (with shocking DBZ-ESQUE speed)

#CrazyAliciaFox trending thread-wide

Alicia lookin' foxy tonight

Braun should come out and decimate both cruiserweights and then toss Alicia over his shoulder and head to the back

I just assume he would yank up the interstate and pull it back like a lasso until he caught Sami's car.

Does this crowd seem really bad to anyone else?

Can we get Metalik, Tozawa, Alexander, and Neville mixing it up already?

Feel like these pop tart commercials promote Genocide.

For a division struggling to maintain interest, seems really dumb to do a commercial right as the match just started.

Nah T-rex don't wanna be fed he wants to hunt

god Alicia Fox just being wasted

yeah I like Noam Dar but this is a horrible way to get 205 over, but Vince has 100% control over 205, it's not like NXT where HHH oversees it, it's a Vince pet project (re: dirt sheets)

Not sure about Metalik's moving status but Tozawa should be showing up any time now for the division since he's probably done with all the moving and getting settled in. Metalik might still have some indie/lucha commitments left to do though.

They are building characters

2 guys fightin' over a girl.

But this seems to have potential, if done right.

FAHHHX

........ALICIA REDUCED TO A FUCKING PRIZE I FUCKING HATE VINCE

Alicia Fox the best part of that segment and all she did was stand there

Alicia Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

What will New Day do next? SAY YEAH?

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If they're color coding all of the belts I'd have to guess the titles are going to be "exclusive property" of their show. I remember they used to have champions switch shows through the draft all the time as a "surprise", but it'd be kinda ridiculous to have the SmackDown Tag Titles end up on Raw or vice versa.

Spoiler: They didn't think that far ahead.

Braun being "out of control" and "unstoppable" is laying the seeds of his upcoming feud with Roman Reigns post RR...

well, technically, Braun has to feud/beat Big Show first...that should start tonight...

BIG E WITH NUCLEAR HEAT

Kira would you have sex with Alicia Foxx if she wanted it?

Maybe Vacant is going to have a lot more reigns whenever that type of situation happens or more forced title switches because they didn't think of it when going color happy with the straps.

New Day can go heel and switch back to their original persona

Nope.

So WWE knew the old tag belts were hidious

You and Guru Dave should hang out.

Would you mind If I did?

Impromptu roast of Sheamus.

hmmm no, Wade Barrett beat you to it though

as long as she and I could hang out I'm cool

Yeah. New Day did hold down the Tag Team division for a while.

Wish New Day would turn into dastardly heels......

Wished they had beat down Cesaro/Sheamus after the match instead of handing over the titles.......

Yea we should...wait why?

Thank you Gallows & Anderson.

didja get a load of the nerd?

Tag team tag team match, playas!

ok they cant debut on the same segment as the shining stars. say no.

Hey its Gallows and WCW's Al Greene

See, New Day.

This is what happens when you held the tag titles for longer than you should have.

i forgot about primo/epico tbh

PANDEMONIUM!

According to the very trusted and reliable Teddy Long chart, random tag match is about to happen next:

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Primo y Epico should just be wrestling. That's what they're good at. They're just a black hole of charisma on the mic.

Suits. Can't wait.

Think Prince Harry will pop the question to Megan Markle?

Poor Corry Graves just doesn't get that in the 21st century the term "nerd" isn't an insult, it's a badge of honor.

Pooping instead of watching this match

Lol 2 fucking commercials in the tag team segment alone.

Remember when every televised match that went over 5 minutes long didn't have to included a commercial break? Those were good times.

No because they were all 3 minutes.

WAIT A MINUTE

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Did I just hear you say....3 minutes?!?!?

You were just STD CORRECTED!

Give Cesaro his old theme this one is fucking terrible

Yeah, I think that's why they made the joke for Russo's matches only being that long.

I am stunned Gallows and Anderson didn't eat the fall.

Last time Y2J willingly put himself in a shark cage

You think after Owen Hart the WWE would be against dangling people from ceilings

So is Sheamus' current one. #NERDPOST

I hope Dr. Shelby is teaching Sensitivity Training

SOMEONE'S GETTIN' FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!

Or issued a directive for sensitivity training.

Dr. Shelby returns?

Wonder if Emmalina will debut tonight........

That may save this brand.

You're right. We deserve better as fans. We deserve an Owens Universal Championship defense @ Royal Rumble 2017 in a Jericho-on-a-pole match.

Flex Seal Vs. Sing who wins in commercials?

The more you say it, the less likely it'll happen.

I would go nuts if its Dr.Shelby

Whichever ones the lobbyists support more.

Only one Sing commercial so far as opposed to 3 Flex Seals...... Highly disappointed. Last week Sing had about at least 15 commercials.

It's Adrian Neville!

Please welcome the man that WWE forgot.

Oh, look! It's Neville! YAY!

Said nobody ever.

Neville looks pretty sinister, not gonna lie...... weirdly shaped head and beard and scowl all combine to make him sinister

Rightly so, it seems.

Thank god he got rid of that Mighty Mouse shit

Get Capt. Kendrick out here to put him in his place.

I'm hopeful that Neville fucking dudes up will get people more invested in the division, but I can't help but feel this is a role Tony Nese should have gotten.

No more cape does make him look much more scary/threatening.

Yeup.

Somebody please revoke this man's promo-cutting privileges.

Neville is a draw to me

Might have to tune into 205 Live just for him

Bad News Neville.

How does one gain Neville's Orc ears

Assuming you're talking about Neville: Seems to be a pretty good promo.

Especially compared to Bayley.

Poit likes Neville too.

You are revoked.

Enjoy your AmBien taking an hour to kick in then...

I'M THE MAN WITH THE PLAN!

I'm sure Neville was always meant to be evil. The word is even in his name.

Neville showing more emotion than the entire Raw roster over the past month.

He is....pretty good heel talker I imagine he is gonna be a lot more grounded


KENDRICK!