porno level acting by Bayley / Angle

Kurt Angle booking a pole match! GM of the decade!

Fully expected the crowd to burst out in a "Fire Russo" chant.

I fell asleep for an hour!

Can't believe how long Golddust has been wrestling for

Why even bother having the arena darkened for Bálor's entrance when he's not Demon Finn?

Nearly 30 years and he's still got it.

Is the Wonder Woman movie just Captain America reshot with a woman?

:lol:

That was World War II, this is World War I. Geez. :roll:

Is that because women only get paid 50% of what a man does?

Obviously

Roman with thunderous boos

Women fighting wars? Surely, you jest, sir! :shifty:

Element of surprise how?

Can't wait for the riot when Finn loses via Superman Punch.

I'd argue yes only because at least Big E's name didn't become solely initials and NXT announcers called him just Big E lots of times so the change wasn't as terrible.

Now if he got got called B.E.L., it would be really bad.

Then again after some thinking, Neville losing his first name because Vince thought it was just a girl's name might top TJP for dumb name changes.

WWE Logic, DUH. Pay attention.

Is Vince's only frame of reference for the name "Adrian" from the Rocky film series?

Can Anderson and Gallows please come out and beat up roman nerd

Waiting for obligatory owenbrown post "The fans should throw trash in the ring right now"

Literally can't pay attention right now

I would pay good money to see Braun Strowman run in via one of those motorized carts with an iPad on it to continue making Roman's life hell while he recovers from surgery.

Please read my posts. :shifty:

Probably based on past reports about Vince's habits with movies/tv and mainstream stuff.

WHATS JOHN CENA DOING AT THE IMPACT ZO...

*alarm clock goes off*

Only if the iPad is capable of summoning Chuck Norris to come out and handle his light work.

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

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Can even make it into a weekly Network series called Total Braun.

Instead of people talking about random and mostly boring stuff in life, its just Braun finding new ways to beat up Reigns each week.

Lock Jaw and Smeat get it.

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People riot in Newark? :?:

Picking Big E over Balor for this season of TPWW Survivor was a really good decision in the end.

Streak of being the runner-up still alive.

Have actually been to one before, somewhere here in MI...forget exact!y where though.

Why not Newark... what do you mean

wanna roundhouse that kid n the Roman shirt

NOPE.

I am done for tonight. DONE.

Bye Raw.

No need for a clean loss there. SM damn H

owenbrown where u at ^^^

Bray needs a new gimmick...give him amnesia for a while or something

Bray plays "Max Caddy" pretty well

Oh? There's a Takeover this weekend? Cool, I guess.

Think I might switch RAW off now

Should be a pretty amazing card. Build hasn't been particularly mind-blowing, but it looks like one of the best cards they've put together in a while.

I kinda like the idea that, in kayfabe, Lesnar can only be defeated by using the Spear of Destiny.

Day before is the debut of WWE's UK show so that should be interesting because its supposed to set up the UK title match at Takeover.

Wish Rollins would laugh at his own jokes

What.... THE FUCK?!

It's frustrating as a #WWE fan to watch stupid creative decisions. No reason to make #Balor look weak and lose to Roman so decisively

They spent months putting The Golden Truth together.......

Was just going to write that they will spend months splitting them up, but then Goldust attacked..... that was fast!

meh

:eek:

I feel like WWE wants to stop me from hearing Anderson and Gallows theme each week

:eek:

So ummm how many teams are left in RAW's tag division now.

Golden Truth are dead, Revival are out, and Shakeup trades gave Smackdown an extra team.

OOO we might get the return of TAFKA Goldust!

Wonder if Goldust ever gets pissed off having to paint his face for such a quick segment.

I wonder if they get a match at Xtreme Rulez

Cannot wait for Goldust to reform the West Texas Rednecks.

Pretty weak beatdown tbh. Happy for a Goldust heel run though.

Goldust's master plan to get revenge on R-truth from years ago when Truth turned on John Morrison finally executed.

The Demon Goldust

Ok, I'm going to finish the show and not be 'one of those fans' just really annoyed at bad booking and obsession with Roman looking strong.

Faces:
Enzo and Cass
Heath Slater and Rhyno
The Hardy Boyz

Heels:
Cesaro and Sheamus
Anderson and Gallows
The Revival

Glad to see Goldust take over Braun's role of beating up R-Truth and getting cheered while Braun is out.

Goldust turns heel, crowd chants "Thank You Goldust". They really can't book faces at all but are great at creating heels you cheer for.

Tyler Bate looks like a "right wanker"

Tyler Bate looks like Tom Hardy IMO

His name should be Tyler Bane

Enzo's tattoos are so distracting :(

I wish Big Cass would turn heel r/n and powerbomb every1 in the ring

Did Titus O'Neil just get Mens Warehoused?

not even watching this on mute is making me interested in Raw

Titus wrestling in a suit is unbelievably funny to me for some reason.

That should be the new #TitusBrand gimmick.

I will need the A-Show to cleanse my palate after this burnt RAW

Alright STD

No way Samoa Joe interferes in this main event setting up a tag match next week.

Kept tuning into Raw looking for Braun. So sad.

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This show has confirmed that no matter how much money they're currently paying Braun, it's not enough.

Triple A 100% "in hell" right now b/c of Bray Wyatt being in main-event

Wonder if Team RAW regrets not trading for The Face That Runs The Place and his glorious hair. On his own, he transformed Smackdown from neglected show to the A+ show.

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This match, much like this episode, was a long road to nowhere.

Disappointed this isn't the official Extreme Rules poster

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Since I get to take home a chair

Sister Abigail to Samoa Joe made me happy

Is Cole trying to eat his mic or putting it inside his mouth?

Only explanation I can think of for why his mic quality sounds all messed up whenever he's shouting about something.

A lot of the microphones and sound quality sounded rough to me tonight.

They probably hired native Jersey folks to set everything up, so that would explain the quality.

Roman vs Balor was a good match but I don't understand having Roman win seeing you are playing a Finn Balor special after Raw.

Droford wants to sit on Alexa Bliss' face

I mean, they had Seth turn heel immediately before his BIG RECOVERY COMEBACK special aired.

Because RAW's Creative is usually terrible in general. They probably saw Balor getting the upper hand in a brawl being worth the same as a victory by Reigns in a match when those are not actually equal.

Had Balor won, they could have at least played it up as Reigns being injured and create some interest for a rematch with both guys healthy at a later date.

Finn Balor documentary on @WWENetwork pretty good so far!

KO/Seth Rollins/Gallows/Anderson all so close with Finn "irl'