This makes it seem like the company doesnt activly push its wrestlers to preform injured and it was all Kurts doing that he transformed into bizzaro Kurt while in TNA

Pretty sure there's been a 30 minute iron man match for the tag titles before. I remember it involving London and Kendrick I think.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease let this match lead to the start of Broken Matt

Have a "Pavlovian" negative reaction every time I hear Cesaro and Sheamus's theme

2-2 tie?

Does WWE need to acquire a driving themed sponsor every year for this ppv?

He showed a little bit of Broken Matt in that promo. That would be DELIGHTFUL!

Are you sure that's not just because you're brown and sirens are and should be terrifying to you?

Ceasro's Bond-esque entrance would be a lot cooler with a different theme. Same for the setup into Sheamus' theme

his Malenko-like music would be perfect honestly.

Sheamus and Cesaro have been one of my favorite things since the start of the brand split, which is impressive considering how bored I was of their feud over the first few months of it.

LOL HOLY SHIT

Lol

Matt Hardy just got Daniel bryaned by Sheamus

Oh God. This is gonna be one of THOSE multi-fall matches where falls happen at a nonsensical rate.

Why isn't that always Sheamus first move?

At least that's a new way to score an early fall rather than a stupid rollout or random dropkick for a pin three minutes in.

Or he hates Europeans

Think that was the same way the first fall in the Best 2-of-3 happened.

For tipsters purposes I hope that's the only fall

A "You have infinite signatures and finishers, so spam the shit out of the Y/Triangle button!" match?

Yeah. Still remember that HHH-Rock iron man match where falls were happening via DDT. lol

Booker doesn't believe The Hardys can score 1 point in 25 minutes. :lol:

Booker T just totally depressed all of the Falcons fans who had finally gotten over the Super Bowl.

Also, in case of a tie, do Cesaro & Sheamus retain or do they go to Sudden Death OT?

Whatever WWE feels like.

Which is precisely why I asked. I'd really have liked some sort of pre-match announcement but without it, I feel forced to assume that a tie is a draw in the record books and Cesaro & Sheamus retain.

It's not too much to ask, IMHO, for a little clarification.

‪This woman behind me keeps screaming 'Brother Hero'.‬
‪ ‬
‪Delete Her.‬

Is there a "rest period"? Does the guy get the chance to stand up after a fall?

This shoulda been an hour

All valid and relevant questions.

Booker T FAT SHAMING Jeff Hardy.

He's not the Fatt hardy

I mean, to me, it certainly feels like it's been an hour.

If this ends 3-2, going to be funny the deciding fall would have been by count-out. Same way the Best 2-of-3 ended assuming it happens.

My bad. I forgot...

If history is any indication, in the event of a tie, they become a four-man team.

They should do one of these where someone wins 6-1 and its not even close

Sweet. I've been a hoping for a 4MB stable. :shifty:

Hardy Bar bar bar

Hardys will probably get within 1 and have the old trope where a pin or submission is about to score for them to tie but the clock hits :00 a split-second before.

I can see why they don't do it but it would be good to make these a little less predictable. They could possibly do like... a 3-0 where the guy behind goes apeshit, gets a chair or something and just spends the last couple minutes getting DQed. Would be a good way to show "anything can happen" in an iron man match while distracting from how anti-climactic the ending is.

Also could be tied with time winding down and one side, likely Cesaro & Sheamus get a pin/submission to go ahead right at :01 or :00.

Would have thought by now WWE would have fixed Cole's headset or at least get him a new one. Too many weeks in a row where his headset messes up at random points.

Looks like he's there with his boyfriend.

Ref you suck chant

Wait.
What
That was 3

Hardy's are the most over in the arena tonight so far

Was the crowd just chanting "Matt, you suck!"?

Oh

WAITAMINUTE, WAITAMINUTE...did Cole just say "3 Minutes"?!

Oof. What happened to Matt??

Busted Matt hardy

The problem with an Iron Man match is that nearly always gonna come down to the final minute....so before it even starts you already know there's no real reason to invest in anything before that.

How did Matt get busted open?

Soo close to ending in a tie.

Ed Sheeran very disappointed out in the crowd.

How did Matt get bloodied?

gaw damnit

Matt is broken now

Think he took a knee to the face when he did the moonsault.

💯

MATT IS BROKEN!

Looks like Matt is trying REAL HARD to use this as the catalyst to be broken regardless of what the plans/lawsuits actually are.

I enjoyed that match!

In Rusev's country, flag sets YOU up in corner.

PLEASE let this be the last Miz v. Dean match ever, forever.

Yeah it was pretty good overall. The "Its like a Best of 7" comment by Booker when it was 3-3 was pretty cool.

Too bad the WWE probably not ending the feud anytime soon which would have made Booker's comment perfect.

Go Bliss

Looked like Matt headbutted Sheamus on that double top robe move.

It will be the last miz vs dean match before the next owens vs zayn match.

I hope Alexa pulls out Sasha's weave.

Ladies and gentlemen, your WWE PPV Rosetta Stone moment of the night.

Both ladies are super over in the live arena

LOL, ring announcer watching Alexa make her entrance is NOT IMPRESSED :|

Alexa looks like she's on her period.

They're really pushing the fact that Alexa Bliss is the only woman in HISTORY to have held the Raw and Smackdown women's title...

Wait, did Alexa just ask the ref to get Sasha off?

#THATSNOTPG

When Alexa Bliss's ass bounces off that second rope..

gross @ Matt Hardy's blood stains in the ring

Using that sweet double jointed trick again.

DAFUQ!

Sasha apparently didn't see when Alexa did that before. Scout your opponent.

They don't watch SDL

It looked worse this time

I was watching Alexa on Up Up Down talking about her love for video games and making loads of nerdy comments....she's fucking perfect

Bliss gonna have a nip slip soon

Didn't notice that...seems VERY unsanitary to not use a solution to clean it out at least, if not switch out the mat outright between matches.

#THATSNOTOSHA

You think Matt's got the AIDS?

Sasha's Chiropractor just looking at her match cackling with glee.

‪Someone trying to start a 'Great Ovaries of Fire' chant.‬

‪Not going well.‬

I feel like we ought to hoist Buddy Murphy on our shoulders for finding a way to win Alexa over.

RP hasn't posted since Sasha grabbed Alexa by her bottoms..hmm...:shifty:

Kind of funny Sasha does the Kinshasa or something very similar as a regular move when Nakamura has it as his finisher.

Wouldn't Sasha foot on the ropes break her own hold?

I thought they were coming down.

Almost, man...almost.

lol

HEEEEAT!