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KIRA 07-24-2017 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 4994589)
DC actually, I could have gone

oh my bad

Dark One 07-24-2017 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4994489)
I have a massive headache, so for the love of god, please let this be a tolerable show.

I have lost all will to live.

Rebecca Reigns 07-24-2017 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by owenbrown (Post 4994594)
I had a sex dream about Gertner and my mom earlier. Gertner is a god among men.


Droford 07-24-2017 08:53 PM

=Jason jordan will probably wrestle Curt Hawkins

Dark One 07-24-2017 08:54 PM

Feel like I'm going to have to post this during every replay of this reveal.

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Droford 07-24-2017 08:54 PM

BINGO

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 4994602)
=Jason jordan will probably wrestle Curt Hawkins

Degenerate Gambling gene paid off for you.

Droford 07-24-2017 08:56 PM

ENSHOW

owenbrown 07-24-2017 08:57 PM

Is Emma on the way to the island of Future Endeavors?

Dark One 07-24-2017 08:57 PM

A good father wouldn't have cockblocked their son when Emma was threatening to date them.

Emperor Smeat 07-24-2017 09:00 PM

WWE should go all out with this Kurt Angle story and have Kurt do father-son segments with Jordan. Like go fishing together and Angle puts an ankle lock on a fish trying to escape or go to a baseball game and Angle puts the ankle lock on the ump for a bad call.

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4994613)
A good father wouldn't have cockblocked their son when Emma was threatening to date them.

woo woo woo, you know it.

Dark One 07-24-2017 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4994618)
WWE should go all out with this Kurt Angle story and have Kurt do father-son segments with Jordan. Like go fishing together and Angle puts an ankle lock on a fish trying to escape or go to a baseball game and Angle puts the ankle lock on the ump for a bad call.

Bullshit.

Jason Jordan falls off a tricycle and Kurt puts one of the two back wheels in an ankle lock OR NO BUYS.

Dark One 07-24-2017 09:02 PM

87% sure I've seen this Raw before already.

owenbrown 07-24-2017 09:04 PM

Raw is the real life version of the movie Groundhog Day

Emperor Smeat 07-24-2017 09:04 PM

Cass' theme is really terrible and generic which sort of fits him so I guess its actually a good theme overall.

Dark One 07-24-2017 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4994623)
Cass' theme is really terrible and generic which sort of fits him so I guess its actually a good theme overall.

It sounds like what would have happened if Blake and Murphys' gimmick had suddenly become clowns in the circus in the middle of their tag title reign in NXT.

Droford 07-24-2017 09:07 PM

yay

Triple A 07-24-2017 09:09 PM

threatening to snap his neck

Dark One 07-24-2017 09:11 PM

Holy shit, how is this segment still going on? It feels like it should be midnight.

Triple A 07-24-2017 09:12 PM

The crowd sounds weird tonight... sounds like a soccer match crowd, with a constant droning sound coming from them

Emperor Smeat 07-24-2017 09:14 PM

Legit nowhere else to go with this Cass-Enzo/Big Show feud besides Big Show going over Cass which would be really dumb. Enzo's too much of a joke character to get the last laugh needed.

rez 07-24-2017 09:14 PM

got the show on in the background. sounds like it sux

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 09:16 PM

Started RAW late...... unfortunately caught up now......

KIRA 07-24-2017 09:19 PM

Emma gets a match

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 09:19 PM

Wish they didn't cut Emma's entrance...... give her that much at least.......

Dark One 07-24-2017 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4994633)
Started RAW late...... unfortunately caught up now......

The mistake you made was starting.

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 09:21 PM

What's with the ranch dressing bottle sign is that some sort of joke?

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 09:22 PM

CHARLEY CARUSO TO SAVE THIS SHOW!

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4994636)
The mistake you made was starting.

But then I wouldn't be able to hang out in this thread with the TPWW Universe

owenbrown 07-24-2017 09:24 PM

Tozawa gives zero fucks

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by owenbrown (Post 4994640)
Tozawa gives zero fucks

If this were true, he would still be fat.

#BringBackFatTozawa

KIRA 07-24-2017 09:30 PM

I dont think Neville should ever lose that belt

Emperor Smeat 07-24-2017 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 4994642)
I dont think Neville should ever lose that belt

Should superglue or tape it to his body so if he ever does lose, the new champion has to carry Neville around as the belt.

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 09:33 PM

I like when Daivari says "shomo"

Dark One 07-24-2017 09:33 PM

Ariya Daivari laying out Neville?

Get the fuck out of here.

KIRA 07-24-2017 09:33 PM

RAINMAAAAAAKAAAAAAAesque

Savio 07-24-2017 09:34 PM

Thanks to some poster here I can only focus on Sasha's hairline now.

Dark One 07-24-2017 09:34 PM

Bayley and Sasha need to have a Brooklyn level match for this show not to be a waste of time.

KIRA 07-24-2017 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savio (Post 4994648)
Thanks to some poster here I can only focus on Sasha's hairline now.

what about it

owenbrown 07-24-2017 09:34 PM

turn Bayley heel

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savio (Post 4994648)
Thanks to some poster here I can only focus on Sasha's hairline now.

Spent like 30 minutes the other day looking up pics of Sasha's hairline instead of going to sleep.......

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 09:40 PM

Keep wanting/expecting Braun Strowman's sentences to end with "brother".......

owenbrown 07-24-2017 09:40 PM

don't think Batista in his own hometown can save this show tonight

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/5127...a-crying-o.gif

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 09:42 PM

What's Renee doing on RAW...... TRAITOR

KIRA 07-24-2017 09:42 PM

may that security guy RIP he died doing his job however futile

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 09:42 PM

They are giving an awful lot of hype to Jason Jordan fighting Curt Hawkins.

Would be funny if he loses.

KIRA 07-24-2017 09:43 PM

This is some as the world turns bullshit

A.J.K 07-24-2017 09:44 PM

The only to save this show would be to throw a curveball and add a surprise partner for rollins and ambrose.

KIRA 07-24-2017 09:44 PM

I can see why hes getting such a massive push

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 09:45 PM

Time for the main event.

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 09:46 PM

What's with Philly and the rumble? Jeez.

Emperor Smeat 07-24-2017 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4994658)
They are giving an awful lot of hype to Jason Jordan fighting Curt Hawkins.

Would be funny if he loses.

Maybe Jordan snaps and becomes a badass submission machine like his papa if he does lose tonight.

KIRA 07-24-2017 09:48 PM

Wha wha wait WWE letting the fact that Rollins betrayed Ambrose be a point of tension
Thats basic competent storytelling what am I watching?

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 09:50 PM

IT'S BOSS TIME!!!!!!!!

owenbrown 07-24-2017 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 4994666)
Wha wha wait WWE letting the fact that Rollins betrayed Ambrose be a point of tension
Thats basic competent storytelling what am I watching?

Holy continuity Batman

Dark One 07-24-2017 09:53 PM

Tom Phillips would NOT wear a T-Shirt with "Team Gag Reflex" on it.

Droford 07-24-2017 09:56 PM

Team Gag Reflex isnt PG

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 09:57 PM

"Interesting" at Scott Stamford coming back to life and doing the WWE News Slam again instead of Cathy Kelly.......

KIRA 07-24-2017 10:03 PM

Now Sashas kneecaps join her back on the injured/reserve list

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 4994673)
Team Gag Reflex isnt PG

Sure it is. But Alexia has a history of anorexia. So, it's not a great thing for her to have to say.

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 10:04 PM

Good match

Very poor Frog Splash

Weird ending

Emperor Smeat 07-24-2017 10:05 PM

Sasha-Bayley was good but that ending barely makes any sense.

Sepholio 07-24-2017 10:05 PM

Sasha heel turn?

GD 07-24-2017 10:05 PM

That was a solid women's #1 contender's match.

Shisen Kopf 07-24-2017 10:06 PM

Ugh Bayley.

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 10:07 PM

I like when Booker T says:

"It's gunna be GOOD!"

or

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww here we go!"

KIRA 07-24-2017 10:07 PM

I wanna see Baley turn heel I'd love to see the misery ridden Eddie Guerrero wcw heel turn she said she'd have

Dark One 07-24-2017 10:07 PM

"Alexa versus Bayley at Summerslam. They've had many battles in the past."

And they were all awful.

DAMN iNATOR 07-24-2017 10:07 PM

I'm not sure how I feel about that result. It's nice Bayley gets a title shot, but if she loses at SummerSlam, I fear that actually may well destroy her credibility and her career. :-\

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 10:07 PM

Incredibly hyped up Curt Hawkins match

Dark One 07-24-2017 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4994683)
I like when Booker T says:

"It's gunna be GOOD!"

or

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww here we go!"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnxXe3yVMAEhIDg.jpg:large

KIRA 07-24-2017 10:08 PM

Its the Power of love-er Curt Hawkins

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 10:09 PM

He's speaking clear English and they need subtitles?

KIRA 07-24-2017 10:10 PM

Hes got Sideshow bobs hair

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4994690)
He's speaking clear English and they need subtitles?

Some people are hearing impaired in this world.

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 10:13 PM

Good to hear that being Kurt Angle's son has increased Jason Jordan's fan response exponentially

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4994693)
Some people are hearing impaired in this world.

Yeah and that's why TVs have closed captioning.

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 10:14 PM

"Just tossing Kurt Angle around" - Michael Cole

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4994695)
Yeah and that's why TVs have closed captioning.

Very good.

Dark One 07-24-2017 10:15 PM

If he was a good father, he'd be in the front row yelling at the referee.

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 10:16 PM

Grand Solitude for the win.

Emperor Smeat 07-24-2017 10:17 PM

Guess Angle is holding back on teaching Jordan how to channel his inner Angle if he's not winning with an Olympic Slam or Ankle Lock yet.

Lock Jaw 07-24-2017 10:18 PM

I bought a box of Jos Louis today...... have had the urge to buy a box for like 3+ years, but never did......

Gonna eat one now......

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4994702)
I bought a box of Jos Louis today...... have had the urge to buy a box for like 3+ years, but never did......

Gonna eat one now......

Whoopie Pies. Haven't had one in years.

Frank Drebin 07-24-2017 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4994690)
He's speaking clear English and they need subtitles?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4994693)
Some people are hearing impaired in this world.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4994695)
Yeah and that's why TVs have closed captioning.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4994697)
Very good.


:lol:

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-24-2017 10:22 PM

CHARLY CARUSO AND THE REVIVAL. THERE IS A GOD.

GD 07-24-2017 10:26 PM

Luke and Gallows - face turn?

Dark One 07-24-2017 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emo Dave (Post 4994706)
Luke and Gallows - face turn?

I hope so, especially if it lets them show off some Talk'N'Shop personality.

Savio 07-24-2017 10:27 PM

Gallows and Anderson face now?

Frank Drebin 07-24-2017 10:28 PM

Pretty excited for Club/Revival. If this was a ppv it might steal the show.

A.J.K 07-24-2017 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4994707)
I hope so, especially if it lets them show off some Talk'N'Shop personality.

Chad 2 Badd?

Emperor Smeat 07-24-2017 10:30 PM

This match is a big sign of how dire RAW's tag situation on the face side is if a random heel vs heel match is needed for RAW's weekly tag quota.

A.J.K 07-24-2017 10:31 PM

I think The Good Brothers would make a good face team, IMHO

Emperor Smeat 07-24-2017 10:35 PM

Meh at the Hardy's causing a distraction. Match was pretty decent beforehand.

rez 07-24-2017 10:36 PM

DELETE DELETE DELETE

Frank Drebin 07-24-2017 10:36 PM

DONT PISS OFF SMEAT!

Dark One 07-24-2017 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breezango's Gay Lover (Post 4994711)
Chad 2 Badd?

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KIRA 07-24-2017 10:38 PM

Bo Dallas looks like a buff Mitch Hedberg

DAMN iNATOR 07-24-2017 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4994717)
DONT PISS OFF SMEAT!

PFFT, What's he gonna do, write an angry, harshly-worded article about me? :roll:


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