HBKolonel

What the fuck is this? :rofl:

KFC/WWE crossover ad FAIL.

Excellent use of an HBK appearance.

jesus

What the fuck did I just watch

Christian movies clearly not paying HBK's kids' tuition.

Well, this is the most humiliating moment of HBK's career.

Can someone please confirm that this is actually happening and I didn't accidentally just take a shit load of Oxy

LOL HBKolonel

HBK always feels like he is working for a strippogram

Also, anyone remember when Dolph dressed as "The Colonel" for a dark match that one time?

Shawn's kids?! WTF about SLATER'S kids?! He needs this job, you monster!

Shawn says hes a christian but he clearly sold his soul to Satan tonight

Not enough Cathy Kelley on this show.

I was considering using the newest free month WWE offered me to watch this PPV. After seeing HBK dressed as Col. Sanders, I don't think I'm gonna give them my $0.

Ya.

I hate to admit it, but that is 💯% the correct call.

Nice...

Gonna order some wings and pizza I guess

Getting some pizza, but no wings.

Gonna get some mashed taters from KFC now since I cant eat pizza :(

Did Mahal and Nakamura have a fued?

Legit surprised Cena-Corbin is the opener.

"Where's your briefcase?!"

Brutal

Cena still comes off as the bigger moron for causing Corbin to fail his cash-in.

Could have had his match tonight be for the WWE title instead of being just the curtain jerker.

Cena jobbing tonight?

Already ate at a family party today.

Might do some meal prep for tomorrow's dinner (aka chopping a shitload of veggies) so I don't need to deal with it after work tomorrow. Guess it depends on how long until I get bored with this.

still feeling haunted by the guy next to me last night who kept screaming "WOOP WOOP" every time the crowd said "sweeeet" after a 2 count

Baron corbins shelf life ends whenever they call up Aleister Black

I assume since you're posting in here that you are doing so from home?

Watched the end of some Svengoolie episode on MeTV last night and he ended with the stupid "You can't see me!" catchphrase and taunt...cringed so hard.

ya didn't wanna go this year

I went last year and it was "effing exhausting"

Welp, if they already had soured on Baron before, dropping Cena on the top of his head via chokeslam backbreaker means he'll get a Great Khali-esque dancing gimmick by this time next month.

You must be fucking kidding me. That's a match?

that chokeslam backbreaker looked pretty awesome honestly

slik thoughts so far:

* Neville's silver/white trunks looked cool

* HBK as Col Sanders is potentially the sign of a looooong night

* I wish there was pyro at the beginning of the show

Ugh. There was a dipshit vaping in the crowd at last year's SummerSlam.

I'd be all for a Baron Corbin Kiss Cam segment every week on SmackDown! LIVE.

the shirt is off and the weird belly button monster is out!

No.

RIP Corbin

Bye Bye Corbin.

Off to Monday Night Raw...

Wow. Guess the rumors of Vince and Cena souring on Corbin was true.

Ok I just got the idea of that clothesline Corbin does but its stupid yhat his opponents take their eyes off him

Aleister Black is a better baron Corbin anyway

Guess you don't get the "benefit" of 50/50 booking when you make stupid tweets.

Baron Corbin's week:

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Dang! That's the roast master, bah gawd!

Is Jon Jones there?

now off to film Transformers for a couple weeks

Corbin didn't even get to kick out of an AA in an era where literally everyone kicks out of the finisher at least once in a PPV match.

AJ probably smashed that controller immediately after that shot.

RIP Baron's push

Thats different Nakamura is special and Mahal is chiseled from granite

(plus thats for a belt )

Naomi kinda sucks imo

Thank fucking God. Now don't let him get the win back so that everyone looks even (especially with John fucking Cena) and all is good.

Fixed for #TRUTH

If we get an UnderColonel, I'm gonna laugh my ass off.

Corbin gets buried because he doesn't have twitter skillz lol sad state of affairs

Corbin's in the <s>dog</s>wolf house.

LO--Oh wait...you're serious. :|

Whoa I missed this what did Corbin do

Agreed, she is one of those "clunky" moving women and her acting is brutal.

What is this post? lol

Are you advocating Corbin get his win back to keep the 50/50 booking going now?

If it wasn't for the fact Swagger's push derailment happened at Mania, Corbin would have toppled him for worst self-inflicted push stoppage in years.

Made a bunch of insulting/aggressive/something tweets at a military person before deleting them, but Vince had apparently already seen them or found out.

Baron Corbin is trending on Twitter lol

Nattie looks an awful lot like 80's women's wrestling standout Debbie Desperado.

No, but I just don't think he should be punished for a couple of tweets he made. He's a #HEEL, FFS.

And anyway, isn't Cena at a point where he should be putting new guys over and not burying them?

He should be "punished" by losing to Cena and not getting his win back because he sucks. I could care less what he tweeted. lol

He's honestly not as terrible as everyone makes him out to be.

He should be putting over new guys who have megastar potential. Not every shit guy on the roster. Beating Cena should mean something. Not just a thing everyone gets to do.

Again, Corbin might not be anything special yet, but he is a pretty solid hand. At least give the guy a mid-card push.

fcking dropped one of my 2 slices of pizza on the floor but still gonna eat it whatever

Is the crowd saying "threeeeee" after every goddamn 2 count?

Even if he was just "nothing special", that's not the level of guy Cena should be giving a rub to.

Of course, Corbin is the drizzling shits and has the personality of a dead moth so that's kind of moot.

Is crowd chanting "WHEE!" or high-pitched "THREE!"?

This match needs moar Asuka.

WE WANT ASUKA


etc etc

Thought Corbin had a good showing at elimination chamber. Haven't been super impressed with him since.

Pretty shocked.

Cue Carmella

I think his personality is more of how what few promos he's had being written poorly and not allowing it to shine through

Shrill screech of "SWWEEEEEEETTTT" afterwards, a la Bullet Club/nWo

Super annoying mostly because it sounds like a cat getting strangled after every two count.

Yes please.

Serious question: How many of you ever imagined a funkadactyl would be womens champion?

Wow! We've had 3 title changes already :eek:

Fuckin a, Natalya :y:

The fuck is going on tonight?!

Naomi's ass is on point

Natalya finally finally

Also congrats to Nattie

Decent women's title match.

Wonder what Natty's side-plates are going to be. Would be funny if it was Bret Hart's face.

Really not looking forward to a number of weeks of nasally "YAAAAAAYYYYYY" from Nattie in a match every week.

I am both horrified and aroused right now.

WHOA, Naomi actually crying ..holy shit. :(

Also, why no Carmella?! That was THE moment for her to cash in if ever there was one...#WWELogic @ its finest. 😒:nono:

Aww damn Ill be in London for the next RAW PPV

What time is that,1 am? damnit

That was a wonderful No Mercy promo. More Bliss, please

How many weeks until she disappoints us all and makes that belt pink and black?