How would you know the finisher of someone who never wins?

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

OMG DOLPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SHOCKER!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

U did the right thing,

I was taking care of some biz

This match will end with interference after the Stomp.

wut

Wat

Come again? :)

Obviously there's other plans for Seth now in motion.

:| Rollins' amazing IC title reign ending in a wet fart.

Does Drew now beat the shit out of Dolph orrrrrr

Wow, new IC Champ + Rollin's buttcrack

What a day!

Ambrose is coming back now isn't he

I'm actually OK with all of that. I was just about to post something about how the open challenges always produce good matches, but they're always predictable, but then they were like "SHUT UP ABT" and I was like "Oh, alright".

Why not Elias? :(

zigler must have signed his new contract

Ouch at the crowd not caring at all for Ziggy's win and post-match attack.

Raw is in Cincinnati on July 23rd.

Supposedly not for another 3 months. Give or take a month.

Would have at least been slightly better had they been building Dolph as a singles rassler backed by McIntyre..... but they have been building them as a "force in the tag team division"........

Ambrose comes back to help counter Drew and helps Seth win the title back.....

Ambrose then turns heel on him, snaps and becomes a lunatic submission machine

This is a solid question.

I'm sorry, but Elias would have made too much sense

Nah, Dolph. Braun owns this show.

RAW not horrible so far...how long until they fuck that up

Good show so far. If Roode turns heel here somehow, we'll really be getting somewhere towards righting the shitty Raw ship.

Awwwwww. Poor Hawkins.

WWE. That's why.

Curt Hawkins is due.. LetS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Why on earth would you get merchandise made for a two hundred match losing streak?

Corey just quoted Major League

Dolph is the champ....yay??

That was quick.

Did Disel turn on HBK when HBK had the IC or WWE title?

If it was the IC belt, only a matter of time now before history repeats itself with Drew and Ziggy.

Well. OK.

At least it's one time there will be no complaints of 50/50 booking.

I like Dolph winning, I like when Raw is unpredictable

Good 1st hour of RAW tonight

Curt Hawkins has merch we have moved that much closer to the Apocalypse

I was hoping Hawkins would have fluked a win there, causing Roode to snap and to finally turn him into a credible heel.

And here...……...we...………...go.

Stephanie on Undercover Boss looks just like.. Stephanie McMahon. lol. Anyone that is fooled on that show is fucking retarded.

Nah man

Building to that Ellsworth vs Hawkins dream match at Mania

Makes sense to celebrate the special milestone. Takes some real skill to be that allergic to wins and still keep your job.

I can only assume it was meeting with the writers of WWE who are uh.. Well.

Yeah, looked pretty much identical. Maybe if it were an employee's first day and they had no idea what wrestling was.

MISTER MONSTER IN THE BANK.


MISTER MONSTER BANK

He's gotta change that case to something like the cases for the gang's Hoverboard in BTTF2.

If they even try to bring it up they'll be fired

he should be carrying around a filing cabinet with money in the bank spray painted on it.

These are too many words for Braun to be saying.

Why would Brock fear getting cashed in when he's almost never around on RAW or at PPVs.

Braunzilla

Braun gonna have to go up to Brock's house and pull his bitch ass to a ring somewhere.

I'M GOING TO CANADA TO PIN HIM IN HIS DAIRY FARM!

Brauntisaurus

Rodan

I figured this was heading towards KO.

That last one doesn't work I guess...

If Brock's music played instead of KO's this entire promo would have been fucking nuts.

Drive a WWE ring truck and set it up near the cows.

KO has CENA NUFF of Braun Showman

Is it just me, or is Kevin Owens losing some of that gut?

I wonder how KO will ultimately end up with the case. I kinda like the idea of the feud.

Jesus if that happened, I would retire from watching wrestling. That would be the top of the mountain for me.

Owens talking for too long before BRAUN SMASH

Kevin Owens is so fucking money.

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Braun is going to kick Owens up to the Lord

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Wonder how Sami feels that Owens is trying to replace him with The Braun.

All that and he didn't even get to SMASH

Owens is definitely taking that briefcase.

Owens could talk anyone into doing anything.

Well Excluding BRRRRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Are these two bitches going to fucking fight or what?

Michael Cole bullying Kevin Owens, smh

Team Anustart

Bailey is joining the Riot Squad for sure tonight.

Funny how Bayley, of all people, wouldn't even hug Sasha there.

If one of these two doesn't become Switchblade Sasha Banks or Switchblade Bayley finally tonight, I'm gonna lose my shit.

I hope Riott Squad steam rolls them.

Either do the Bayley/Sasha feud or just send both back to NXT lol

Why is Cole getting into Twitter feuds with a little kid and Matt Hardy's personal gardener?

God dammit Bailey hurry up and start threatening your best friends life

Or send one to SDL.

AOP better stomp the fuck out of the DOW tonight.

Oh brother

Oh man

I'm sure the only thing ABT would enjoy more than Bray Wyatt + Matt Hardy are two dorks imitating them.

Is that a Hagrid beard?

LOL WTF

ROFL amazing.

Slater needs to ditch Rhino and hook up with Curt Hawkins that is a Money Team

Incredible

lmfao that was so excellent

Bo Dallas playing his brother

Don't they have Visa issues or somethin?