Missed the Cruiserweight Championship match. The app spoiled the result as always.

I caught Rusev/Lana vs Almas/Zelina but missed the other two pre-show bouts -- worth watching later?

RP, do you think anyone will be able to out-crotch Adam Cole tonight?

No. Absolutely not.

Brock is back on the roids so he might have some tree trunk sized pubes protruding from his trunks.

I will laugh so fucking hard if Reigns finally beats Lesnar via roll up

If only this entire audience could have seen take over last night they have no problem walking out on Reigns vs Lesnar

I was really close to Johnny Gargano last night and he must've razor shaved his gootch because he had a 5'oclock shadow on his asshole area.

Also when I was at Lost In New York I saw the Gary Albright lookalike who won the ladder match's asshole at this one point when the gay tongue guy pulled on his tights. It was fucking gross.

The big dog failing worldwide

It would be really cool if WWE would just do a shot of Ciampa in the front row like they did with Mark Henry and Owen's at NXT. Highlight the damn champ.

Real men strive for the 5 o'clock shadow around there anus. It's the new thing to do.

It's going to be kind of funny when slash if Brock Lesnar goes back to the UFC and gets Bodied buy some young boy it's going to be a harsh reminder that wrestling was the one thing he isn't too old for

Roman Reigns needs to stop boasting about the finish of his "Greatest Royal Rumble" steel cage match because it was a fluke. Lesnar, on the other hand, has pinned Roman Reigns twice without any controversy.

JBL is back. Did the internet forgive him?

Really it comes off more like he's an entitled whiny b**** I don't understand how that's supposed to get him over but that's what they portrayed him as for a while now

FUCK JBL

I am so tired of JBL's standard lines "Match-ups make fights" WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRO.

Smackdown LIVE

Damn

Saw some gifs on Twitter, Gulak's new Red, White, Blue tights look pretty sweet

Kinda glad that AJ Styles is the longest reigning champion in Smackdown history...unless you consider Gregory Helms :cool:

I guess. It was pretty standard WWE Cruiser stuff. Alexander was the star.

He's going to get wrestled down and beat up by a 39 year old man. There is no doubt about this.

Y'all forgetting about my boy, Finn "look at my crotch" Balor :drool:

Cromier is going to destroy Brock. Most likely in the 1st round.

I'd suck a vital organ straight out of his dick. No joke.

Who is that annoying short guy standing next to JBL

poit

:rofl::rofl::rofl::drool:Finn does have a really nice bod. But the most impressive WWE body is EC3. I said to my girl last night that I'd give him a massage if he asked LOL.

JBL actually pretty good in this role

Different than every single other person on the kickoff show who is just a "WWE stooge"

Oh snap! What a way to open Summerslam with the Intercontinental Championship on the line :yes:

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Currently trying to drink away the memory of take over so that this can be an enjoyable show

EC3 is hot but that back acne though...

Kevin Owens promo video before SS = him winning

Nothing more annoying at the live show than that stupid fucking mark behind you cheering for all the heels. But... I'm rooting for KO tonight, he's my fav.

Oh i said during the NXT thread that i wanted EC3 to take a fat shit in my mouth.

TERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY! :love:

Cooking up a Gyro pizza. Was gonna have poppers too but am already bit full.

Terrrrry Crewwwws

I choose to believe that Terry Crews is exercising for the full duration of the 12 hour SummerSlam broadcast.

Titus O'Neil looking a little different. What happened?

Must be mad his son doesn't have a match lol

What do you mean by this... What exactly is a gyro pizza

WHO'S READY TO WATCH THE BIG DOG TONIGHT BOYS! HE'S SPOILING FOR A FIGHT!!!

Pretty dope opening package.

Probably gonna be all down hill from here.

They showed blood without going black and white

PG ERA IS DEAD

LOL I've noticed that Trips is an extreme pizza lover.

Feeling more positive about this PPV after drinking a 24 oz thing of coffee... Very rarely drink coffee!!!!!!

This opening video would have been a lot more amazing had WWE actually done a better job building up this event.

What's Ron Mexico doing at the STD clinic?

http://images.performgroup.com/di/li...960&quality=70

#2004Jokes

I'm glad Bobby Lashley got to participate in Summerslam.

Dean "motherfucking" Ambrose looking real jacked baby!

Ohhhhh shit! What way to start.

:lol: at Rollins attire

Man with the golden leg

pulled pork, feta cheese, sauteed onions, black olives, marinated banana pepers and creme friache sauce.

That's what it says on the box.

zero doubt Ambrose is turning tonight lol

I feel like the other boot should be navy not black.

Thiccbrose hear to support Seth

I disagree. We need to get a few tag matches from these guys first.

Michael Cole screaming "Gotch neutralizer" stuck in my head, pissed off

Just a head's up, WWE is already fucking with the crowd reaction / volume which was absent from last evening's NXT show. Also, the record scratch needs to die.

I hope he does the curve stop with the gold boot it's only right

The record scratch bit still doesn't make any sense for Ziggy's entrance.

German Summerslam would probably be weird

Thanos Rollins

Lmao if Dolph Ziggler had those tights made just to lose the belt tonight

Dolph's tights are horrible.

Watch Jon Stewart do a run in

I was thinking that, but now I kinda doubt they do it in the opener

Dolph with the Rick Rude Hulk Hogan tights

Ehh , Rather Patrick Stewart this time.

Seth really should have just worn two gold boots.

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Hello everyone

Hi OSSMAN welcome to the biggest party of the summer.

Cool pants for Dolphziggler

Thanks, how has the party been so far.

If the 6 guests don't sign up to post in this thread I am going to shut them out.

I forgot that Dolph did stand-up. I was happier before Cole reminded me.

Kickoff was tedious, Almas beat Rusev, none of the titles changed, all victories via rollup. But this is the big show, so far so good.

He's been on WWE tv for at least 10 years and never made me laugh once.

Hello friends Locke & Ossman, glad to see u gents here 2night

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With Dean's new look, him and Drew would be a pretty menacing looking tag team if they ever paired up. Even more dangerous looking than the Bludgeon Bros.

Yesterday was my first time at Barclays and if you are wondering, a much better place to watch rasslin than MSG.

The rake on the stands is higher, that's why.

I'll make a pizza Slik

Barclays looks great on TV

I know u got killer seats J-X, but did it seem like 'not a bad seat in the house'?

RIP Seth

Man, this is going to be a long show.

pizza rep to OssMan

Not sure if that was a botch...both men going out of the ring.

I had Steve's Medley from Premier Pizza for lunch

https://s3-media2.fl.yelpcdn.com/bph...r1Pkdclw/o.jpg

Yes, I also feel that way about MSG though. It's just a bit tighter at Barclays.

Wonder if Rollins has a clause in his contract that every match of his must involve a knee injury spot of some sort. Probably the most overdone thing in recent years in the WWE.

pizza rep for Guru Dave

Calling it now, Seth wins via Curb Stomp with his Infinity Boot

Jordan X you're at tha game?

This match is boring. Probably 1 too many for these two.