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Droford 03-10-2019 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan X (Post 5231989)
I would fuck the shit out of Auska. I would let her smother me with her thighs even if I die.

well thats..different than the usual

DaveWadding 03-10-2019 07:41 PM

Have I missed anything? Was Shane/Miz the opener?

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woken Anthony (Post 5231992)
I wish Asuka was allowed to use her Stinkface on me.


A.J.K 03-10-2019 07:41 PM

I am gay but i'd love to be stinkfaced by Asuka

Droford 03-10-2019 07:41 PM

Mandys first ppv singles match lol

Mr. Nerfect 03-10-2019 07:42 PM

This show sounds incredibly boring. I’ve got the day off work and I can’t even be bothered free streaming. It’s amazing how little interest WWE commands in 2019.

They’re really running with babyface Miz?

Triple A 03-10-2019 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveWadding (Post 5231994)
Have I missed anything? Was Shane/Miz the opener?

Yeah. Miz went for a frog splash but Uso got his knees up then rolled him up with a small package for the win...

Then Shane McMahon turned on Miz in front of his dad

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveWadding (Post 5231994)
Have I missed anything? Was Shane/Miz the opener?

Yeah the Uso's beat Miz and Shane in a good match with cool spots and then Shane turned on Miz and humiliated him in front of his homely dad.

Black Widow 03-10-2019 07:43 PM

Come on Mandy make the internet cry more than they already do.

slik 03-10-2019 07:43 PM

WrestleMandy

Oh No You Did Not

lol

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woken Anthony (Post 5231996)
I am gay but i'd love to be stinkfaced by Asuka

:lol::lol:

Droford 03-10-2019 07:43 PM

Mandy eats a lot of donuts apparently

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:44 PM

I find Sonya interesting. Do you think they will go for a romantic interest or obsession story?

A.J.K 03-10-2019 07:44 PM

Yikes at that awful botch by mandy

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 5232004)
Mandy eats a lot of donuts apparently

I would eat her doughnut.

Droford 03-10-2019 07:45 PM

watch along has delved into keto talk

slik 03-10-2019 07:45 PM

crowd sounds dead

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 5232008)
watch along has delved into keto talk

:lol: I gave up on that quick.

slik 03-10-2019 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 5232008)
watch along has delved into keto talk

what wrestlers are doing keto, gimme the scoop

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5232010)
crowd sounds dead

The build for this match was rushed. Not important.

Mr. Nerfect 03-10-2019 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan X (Post 5232005)
I find Sonya interesting. Do you think they will go for a romantic interest or obsession story?

They will at some point, but it will be several months after the point where people can care about it.

GD 03-10-2019 07:47 PM

That was quite an odd way to end the match.

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:47 PM

Oh that was dumb. Who the fuck came up with that?

RP 03-10-2019 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Widow (Post 5232001)
Come on Mandy make the internet cry more than they already do.

Are you serious? If she wins, I might cum on one of my cats by accident.

Droford 03-10-2019 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5232012)
what wrestlers are doing keto, gimme the scoop

the women were all mad Mandy can eat donuts

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:47 PM

Wow great shot of that kick.

Emperor Smeat 03-10-2019 07:47 PM

Mandy throws a better knee strike than Rollins ever did with his Kneemaker.

:lol: at the end to the match.

Mr. Nerfect 03-10-2019 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5232010)
crowd sounds dead

It’s definitely their fault though, and not the flat-ass product WWE puts out. As as fan it is your job to pretend you are having a good time, even though you aren’t.

Droford 03-10-2019 07:48 PM

Sonya going for the kendo stick was to set up the "slip" accident

neat

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:48 PM

Kofi's chest is weird.

Black Widow 03-10-2019 07:49 PM

I wish Kofi would shit in my mouth.

So horny.

Droford 03-10-2019 07:49 PM

kofi gonna get added triple threat

KIRA 03-10-2019 07:49 PM

I love ya Kofi but your pictorials are running to hide underneath your armpits man

GD 03-10-2019 07:50 PM

lol what the hell? They just added Kofi to the WWE Championship match...that was random

Droford 03-10-2019 07:50 PM

lol shield main eventing

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:50 PM

Oh shit! I'm excited!

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:51 PM

Big Time Kofi!!!

Dark One 03-10-2019 07:51 PM

I assume Rowan murders him on the way down the ramp and he doen't get to be int he match

slik 03-10-2019 07:51 PM

Let's go KOFI!

KIRA 03-10-2019 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slik (Post 5232010)
crowd sounds dead

Very dead

KIRA 03-10-2019 07:52 PM

I just want the night to end with Owens and Kofi getting murdered by Rowan and Harper

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:52 PM

OMG is he gonna win? I feel like a kid, it could happen. Wow, I also love Kevin Owens he's one of my favorites and also there have been times when Bryan was my favorite.... this is cool.

Mr. Nerfect 03-10-2019 07:52 PM

Why did they even bring Kevin Owens back already if they were going
To run with Kofi anyway? Why bring him back if you weren’t? This company makes zero sense. When does MLW come on?

Emperor Smeat 03-10-2019 07:52 PM

I'd laugh if the next match is the Smackdown women's title match to continue the first half of Fastlane just being Smackdown stuff.

slik 03-10-2019 07:52 PM

Shenanigans!

Black Widow 03-10-2019 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 5232025)
kofi gonna get added triple threat

Big e and Woods are gonna cost him.

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:53 PM

Oh man they fucking us.

Droford 03-10-2019 07:53 PM

LOL

Jordan 03-10-2019 07:53 PM

Man this feels racist somehow.

RP 03-10-2019 07:53 PM

VINCE HATES BLACKS!

mrwalty 03-10-2019 07:54 PM

So Sami Zayn to be added to the triple threat?

KIRA 03-10-2019 07:54 PM

I just realized how bad an idea Fastlane is

Droford 03-10-2019 07:54 PM

watch along is only funny cause its obvious Pat McAfee doesnt watch

Emperor Smeat 03-10-2019 07:54 PM

:lol: at the swerve.

Wonder who the third guy in the WWE title match is going to be if its not Kofi.

slik 03-10-2019 07:55 PM

Damn, like 6 more matches after this...hope this isn't 8 hrs long

Black Widow 03-10-2019 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan X (Post 5232042)
Man this feels racist somehow.

Yeah should of made the crowd fall asleep and sent Titus and mini Lashley instead.

Droford 03-10-2019 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emperor Smeat (Post 5232047)
:lol: at the swerve.

Wonder who the third guy in the WWE title match is going to be if its not Kofi.

maybe Vacant finally gets a straight shot at winning the belt instead of being given to him

mrwalty 03-10-2019 07:57 PM

Hogan to make the save and prove the point he is not racist?

KIRA 03-10-2019 07:57 PM

I love the Vince McMahon can never just do what fans want he has to have some convoluted story attached to it because he thinks that makes it better all the while delaying pulling the trigger

Droford 03-10-2019 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Widow (Post 5232049)
Yeah should of made the crowd fall asleep and sent Titus and mini Lashley instead.

I was surprised it wasnt kofi vs big e and Xavier

RP 03-10-2019 07:58 PM

Kofi looking good now. I havent seen fight like this since Black Widow fought to abort her black baby.

Dark One 03-10-2019 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 5232052)
I love the Vince McMahon can never just do what fans want he has to have some convoluted story attached to it because he thinks that makes it better all the while delaying pulling the trigger

META NARRATIVE

It's how he books it for real, so now that's how he books it on screen.

slik 03-10-2019 07:59 PM

This show has been all SDLive so far, the A-Show

Droford 03-10-2019 07:59 PM

the league of nations is reforming!

Dark One 03-10-2019 07:59 PM

Oh no.


They're reforming the League of Nations aren't they

KIRA 03-10-2019 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 5232058)
Oh no.


They're reforming the League of Nations aren't they

I demand they rehire Wade Barrett if that's the case

KIRA 03-10-2019 08:02 PM

From far away it looks like Bailey got beat up and she has a cut above her eye

Droford 03-10-2019 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 5232060)
I demand they rehire Wade Barrett if that's the case

Aliester Black for Barrett

KIRA 03-10-2019 08:03 PM

They really couldn't think of a better name than boss hug connection who the hell is writing for this f****** thing

Emperor Smeat 03-10-2019 08:03 PM

Guess the life lesson from this match is to never ask Vince to give you anything good since its just going to end up as a monkey paw's scenario instead.

KIRA 03-10-2019 08:04 PM

Lol send Elias out there to Noodle on the guitar for every interlude

I don't mean that this is funny I mean it's ridiculous

Droford 03-10-2019 08:04 PM

fuck elias

Droford 03-10-2019 08:05 PM

watch along wont be renewed for episode 2

GD 03-10-2019 08:05 PM

They really want to kill the crowd tonight

Emperor Smeat 03-10-2019 08:06 PM

That WWE championships video was pretty cool and also a remind of how terrible the current belts look compared to the past ones.

Droford 03-10-2019 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emperor Smeat (Post 5232069)
That WWE championships video was pretty cool and also a remind of how terrible the current belts look compared to the past ones.

they arent even selling daniel bryans

Droford 03-10-2019 08:07 PM

ITS RAW TIME

KIRA 03-10-2019 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 5232070)
they arent even selling daniel bryans

It's a goddamn crime

slik 03-10-2019 08:08 PM

Michael Cole's voice

:(

screech 03-10-2019 08:08 PM

Elias reviewing every match by making fun of the losers is great. I hope it happens after each one.

KIRA 03-10-2019 08:09 PM

Only the people writing for RAW could make me say no to Ricochet and Aleister black showing up

A.J.K 03-10-2019 08:09 PM

they finally got his entrance lift correct

KIRA 03-10-2019 08:10 PM

Also f*** You Vince for derailing NXT storylines you old bastard

Droford 03-10-2019 08:10 PM

how nice of heavy machinery to pop into watch along for the tag match

Black Widow 03-10-2019 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5232054)
Kofi looking good now. I havent seen fight like this since Black Widow fought to abort her black baby.

Go back to your fantasy of getting drugged and banged by cosby

Dark One 03-10-2019 08:12 PM

Moment of silence for Ciampa

A.J.K 03-10-2019 08:12 PM

How Ironic is this that all six of them were on NXT

Triple A 03-10-2019 08:13 PM

Everything taking so long

GD 03-10-2019 08:13 PM

Corey always has something to say about the Mandarin team

KIRA 03-10-2019 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woken Anthony (Post 5232081)
How Ironic is this that all six of them were on NXT

Ugh it just makes the drop in the quality of the product more glaring

Droford 03-10-2019 08:15 PM

one of heavy machinery just said "profressional wrestler"

bye

KIRA 03-10-2019 08:15 PM

I wonder is Chad Gable tired of getting gear to match his tag team partners only for them to dump him not too much later

KIRA 03-10-2019 08:17 PM

Management try to make the Revival happy but they're still wearing FTR trunks lol

Black Widow 03-10-2019 08:17 PM

Really makes me wanna watch Hardys,Dudleys and Edge & Christian.

KIRA 03-10-2019 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 5232080)
Moment of silence for Ciampa

It may have been a good thing on the one hand we don't get DIY for a long time on the other hand it keeps Vince McMahon from seeing them as a permanent tag team

Droford 03-10-2019 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 5232087)
Management try to make the Revival happy but they're still wearing FTR trunks lol

Im pretty sure its forever the revival in wwe universe

Droford 03-10-2019 08:20 PM

I swear to god if they start caling them Alie and Ricky

slik 03-10-2019 08:20 PM

Starting to feel like an episode of RAW or SD

Emperor Smeat 03-10-2019 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 5232077)
Also f*** You Vince for derailing NXT storylines you old bastard

To be fair a bit, Ciampa's neck decided to not play nice with NXT's plans.

Stickman 03-10-2019 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 5232090)
Im pretty sure its forever the revival in wwe universe

What is it in the rest of the pro wrestling biz, Fuck the Rest?


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