Alexa is looking like she would let me finger a turd out of her butthole while she sucks my dick while i'm taking a fat shit.

i guess that counts for the 24/7 title being defended too

Christ this lag is even worse than Summerslam, thought they said they were gonna fix it. Cheap fucking Vince

This PPV has been very uninspiring so far.

Fuck this im going to watch 90 day fiance.

Women's tag title match was good overall.

#CancelCoreyGraves

its a shame his retirement tweet was a joke

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oh no @ this match

Tie the record with whom, Philips :lol:

really hope this match is not longer than 5 mins.........

Why do they keep saying this is the one time a year all the titles are defended? All the titles are defended at WrestleMania too.

Holy shit! Indian Ray William Johnson is back :eek:

Did Braun turn heel again during that tag team match?

Hope Sami Zayn wears the neck brace for several months

Remember when Nakamura's entrance meant something?

Nakamura w/ a vampire cape

What exactly?

Baring WWE deciding for all the remaining matches to go on way too long, feels like Clash of Champs is going to end earlier than usual just like with SummerSlam.

Why show the attack from Taker that put him in the neck brace after he comes out in the brace and you've already explained it?

Why is Miz wearing a shirt that says, "Charlotte is awesome?" Does Andrade have some ass to beat?

Still better commentary than Corey

Oh, I just heard Sami mention American football team the Carolina Panthers. I see.

:lol: at Sami's mic suddenly stopped working.

Nah he didn't

if not Andrade, Maryse

I want to clean Alexa's eye shadow with my tongue as it runs down her face from my dong pounding her.

show might end early, only 4 matches after this

sasha/becky, roman/braun, roman/rowan and kofi/orton

Craving Skittles... haven't had them in years...

Since when they have wrestlers having two matches during one show?

So glad they're calling it the draft again and not the Superstar Shakeup.

Its going to be done more like the very first draft and not like any subsuquent ones because its going to be sports styled for FOX and credibility

no ITS BOSS TIME

Not really a reaction for Sasha tonight, I'm a bit surprised by that

I seriously want to cancel the Network. The performance is so bad I could just find a pirated stream that would buffer less and have far less pixelating problems.

I gotta say for me its been 10x better than before they changed everything around and even better than Summerslam

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That was cheap, Becky

I've been having constant buffering problems with my X1. It is very annoying

Sasha vs Becky has already been better than Bayley vs Charlotte despite nothing really big happening soo far.

I had never heard that move called Meteora before unti Cima did it like 15 times vs Kenny Omega a couple months ago

doesnt Bayley have to sneak out and help Sasha win

A lot of good reversals in Becky vs Sasha

Sasha banked a smurf sign lol

well i assume this is a dq

becky vs sasha inside hell in a cell

i swear if this gets back in the ring and they ignore the ref chairshot

lol the ref is dead

lol @ ref still down

bayley not being a real good friend rn

BY GAWD, WHERE'S SECURITY

:| Becky vs Sasha ends via no bell ring.

Lame way to end a match that was pretty good up until that point.

A no-contest/DQ

eh

It was a fun match though - best of the night so far, re: Becky vs Sasha

i wonder if Becky gets fine 50k

lol

That was the best match of the night so far until the brawling stuff... Every other match has been "mediocre at best" imo

Only the first hour of nxt will be on USA

Looks like the Universal Championship match will main event the show.

WWE keeps finding new ways to mess up stuff that should have been great. Becky getting mixed reactions after all of that is just another sign of how bad WWE creative is.

RIP Ric Ocasek of The Cars

Yeah! Killian Dain vs Matt Riddle will be on the Network.

and thats a surprise because...?

this will have another dumb finish since theres no stipulation on it.

Wait...really? Kinda dumb. They don't want to reach more viewers on USA during the 2nd hour of AEW?

Only for the first two weeks because USA has to air the show "Suits" at 9PM

Starting October 2 it will be 2 hours on USA

this fucking sucks. What time does AEW come on?

They already had them compete in the opening bout. Also feel thoroughly underwhelmed by Kofi's reign.

Ahhh. Gotcha

this has easily been the worst PPV of 2019

Lets go Orton

this match has been going for like 5 mins and absolutely nothing has happened

wish I could ffwd............................. can't stand this

new and improved announce tables

WWE probably imported some wood from Japan to make them.

this match is boring

The Fiend gonna interfere during the main event?

That RKO spot made me jump out.

Kofi pins Orton clean. So much for the HIAC possibilities.

kofi wins clean..hmm

I wonder who Kofi feuds with next

Orton vs Kofi was pretty decent but also way too long and dragged out.

Still the best feud Kofi has had while WWE champ though.

Just realized that we are yet to see Roman Reigns vs Erick Rowan. Would be quite ironic for a non title match to main event "Clash of Champions".

insanely boring shit match until like the last 2 mins... never want to see Kofi wrestle again... torturous to me......

this PPV has been horrible

Pretty sweet looking jackets the Street Profits are wearing.

Wade Barrett is gone, Sheamus is gone, so it reverts back to King Bookah

I guess they ignored Regal winning too just like I did

Forgot about it

Is Kofi a face or a heel now?

Network crashed out on me for a 2nd, then 3rd time during that match.

An app has to be seriously fucked for Roku to just go to their main page lol

King Bookah is still great. Also the best KotR winner with the king gimmick since either Kurt Angle or Owen Hart.

why would Kofi be a heel?

Face.

Kurt was great because he didn't really even do the King gimmick, but still wore the crown and cape. Classic!

And why would you be a hairless fat fuck?

Don't answer a question with a question.

I maintain that William Regal fired the opening salvos of what would have been one of the most memorable King of the Ring runs ever. Him sitting on the throne after winning it scowling at the audience is one of my favorite memories in all of wrestling.

Im just going to assume Bryan comes out after a while to help Rowan win

So far I'd give Becky/Sasha best match

I feel like if someone missed this show they don't really need to go back and watch anything so far though, just catch the highlights on YouTube

Not a fan of Erick Rowan's new entrance music.

Didn't they already established that Rowan was way smarter than he seemed back when he first broke up with the Wyatt family