Shelton almost fell...AGAIN...

You fucked up! You fucked up!

It seems to be a matter of time at the moment

I've been slightly marking for the Big Show over the past few weeks.

*yawn

Raw beats Gunsmoke, go to WWE.com for for article.

.....Big Show makes everyone smaller. That is a feat in and of itself.

masters looks like a baby face with a big chin

Shelton botch count: 30

I think Big Show should start comming out with an Evil Migit Manager on his shoulders... :shifty:

Wouldn't be taking lessons from a red haired diva, would he?

Big Shows "shhhhh" chop and taunting afterwards > Moms meat loaf

And still 14,352 to go before he catches Lita.

I;d mark out for Triple H decapitating Jericho if it got Masters off TV.

Shelton's been getting drunk before each and every match...

Also...Big Show is about to help Shelton over the top rope into them...DAMN IT! I HATE COMMERCIAL BREAKS IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH!

Did Masters just kick Snitsky in the head?

I think he did kick him

Snisky may have liked it, with him liking those feet and all.

Well wouldn't you kick him?

And I swear, this Snickers commercial with the deer has "PETA Boycott" written all over it.

dang that was a long pause

They've already started by throwing red paint on snicker's bars in grocery stores.

Coach is making me happy tonight.

*yawn*

man this is a long pointless boring match

where is the long and pointless diva challenge?

I really wish Shelton was fueding with someone that has talent. That's all I'll say about that.

Coach and King are annoying me and JR makes me wish I had my sniper rifle now.

Since when was a bear hug similar to the Masterlock?

*FYI: watching on TiVo delay until the next break...*

*yawn*

I need my sleepy smilie

When JR started commentating.

You mean this:

*brandishes a HUGE sniper rifel*

Late, but LMFAO @ "Young M.Cena"

haha he missed

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND BIG SHOW GETS THE HOT TAG!!! LOOK AT THOSE GINGER SHOULDERBLOCKS!

Chokeslam and it's over, thank christ.

WHOA... ok, a great match should have the length this one does. I mean, this was like 20 minutes. Good god!

LOL @ Show kissing Shelton's head

Raw is more enjoyable if you slip into "Mark Mode."

And get sloppy drunk beforehand.

I bet the Eugene Invitational involves some stupid game.

Time for the Eugene Invitational................

Kill me now.

hmmm mark mode. I'll have to try that

STYLES: Oh my God!!!....THIS SUCKS!!!

What is up with all the ad breaks?

musical chairs

WHOO!! The eneguE Invitational is next, damn you! It's been awhile since I've done this but..

**AIRPLANE SPINS !** eneguE = sgnitaR !!

I cna actually hear him saying that

thank god i taped ESPN's Pardon the Interruption today :shifty:

It's how a tv show makes money D316. Duh.

Whats wrong with Eugene? He helps to make the show a little bit fun.

I really get a kick out of the interaction between him and Christy Hemme. Its like beauty and the beast with special needs.

They never used to do it and got along fine.

Hey, if Eugene does do Musical chairs, then we have a new champion.. namely..

CHRIS F'N JERICHO !!!! WOO! :shifty:

Whoa, Christy looking kinda hott.

It's just that Nick Dinsmore has so much talent but it's being wasted with....this. It's pretty disturbing really.

................................Did I say shoot me now? Please don't shoot me...ever.

It's worth it to see Hemme in a cheerleader outfit.

Don't forget the sloppy drunk part.

(supplimental: HOLY SHIT WHAT A GREAT ENTERANCE!!!!)

OK...I need a bottle of rum...or something else to do on Monday nights.

hope this is good.

Why was I expecting Lesnar to come out then?

And the only good thing on Raw Pt. 2 makes his enterence.

That would have been kinda cool Disturbed.

well what a surprise :shifty: a blind man could've seen this coming right away.

Wow, I wasn't expecting Angle to come out :roll:

looks like no musica chairs :'(

cheap pop

Awww...I wanted musical chairs.

Also SS...that your girl?

TATANKA!!!

Tatanka?

Cue Tatanka

Angle & Eugene are hilarious.

YeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYeeYee!

SLJGBSBRAPIH

TATANKA!

HOLY SHIT I CALLED IT!!!!!

TATANKA!!!

And here's Tatanka. He's doing the Eugene Invitational.

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

LOL Tatanka

LOL!!!! TATANKA, MOTHA!!!! I READ SPOILERS, BUT DAMN IT... this is hilarious.

LMFAO, I knew Tatanka would show up!

lol he's so fat.

WTF!!

TATANKA!! BUFFALO!!!

:eek: OH MARKS THE FUCK OUT

man he got fat

HOLY SHIT ITS TATANKA!!!! :eek:

FAT TATANKA!

Why do they make Angle come from trying to have Animal Sex to trying to talk to a Retarded guy...

He's Kurt Fucking Angle, stop trying to screw him over.

Looks like Tatanka has been hittin the donuts....

I bet the clock on the Eugene Invitational goes to 2:13

I bet the clock on the Eugene Invitational goes to 1:43

You know...he's actually not that big. He's actually in pretty good shape for an old man.

He's fat but he still has some spunk

Its Billy Ray Cirus.

lol, Tat is breathing pretty hard

I'm offended. As a Native (Well, as a half nativem I find this to poorly represent my people. I demand they pull this segment.,

HOLY SHIT, I CALLED IT

Botched Angle Slam

Cue Lex Luger....


...WHAT?!?!? :shifty:

King: I bet he couldn't even tell you what that medel was made of.

Thank you kind, because it wasn't funny last week, but you get up there and try it again...a true never give up story.