What's a battle?-Ralph Wiggum

Don't have a cow, man! - Bart

Hi diddly ho there, neighbor - Ned Flanders

Ay Carumba!-Bart

Rod, Tod, this is God!-Bart

only do one please

Apu - "Thank you, come again."

Mr. Burns- Excellent

ha ha - Nelson

"Hmmm". -Marge

Shaffeur.

<font color=teal>"That's nice work, boys" - Chief Wiggum</font>

Barney just burps,if you accept that.:-\

Well, if it's accepted, what he's known for
"snore"- Grandpa Simpson

I'm posting more than one because I don't know if anyone already posted it.
Bodygaurd
Kwik E Mart clerk.
Owner of the museum for Hollywood jerks.
Timetraveller.
singer in a barbershop quartet.

"Hey hey!"
- Herschel Schmoikel ("Krusty The Clown") Krustofski

I dont see it on here yet but I cant post another one. I will give yall a hint though and maybe someone will then post it.

HINT IS: Dr. Nick

"I think I wet my bed" Ralph

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i was gonna do it anyways


hellllllllloooooooo everybody-dr. nick


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Apu
 

's last name. First person to get it right wins. I'll give you a rep or something. Not like it matters. K go. :|

NAHASAPEEMAPETALON

Is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss - Vincent Price type guy who doesnt have a name but does that creepy voice dealie

Excellent-Mr. Burns

hey Hardkore UK way to be dumb

"mmmmmmmmmmmmm *insert random thing*"-Homer

Sorry but Grimey got it first. So he wins. Maybe another question later.

Hello I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from... - Troy McClure

"Eat my shorts" - Bart

This is the last one I'm doing, so if any one wants to take over then its ok with me.

'Muchos Dios'- Bumblebee Man

Many God?

"Many God?"

Isn't it o dios mio, or something like that.

I think it's "Madre del Dios!", or Mother of God or something.

"Skin-NERRRR!" --- Superintendent Chalmers

dude, it's "hi everybody"

"i'll bide my time" -C.M. BURNS

Here is a new one from Homer Simpson
"Marge I am not gonna lie to you" then he reads a newspaper :lol:

Yeah homer always does stuff like that like when he was the beer barron

I can't believe nobody has done this one yet....
 

This is not a catch phrase but it was funny i saw it yesterday new episode,
Homer comes into the jewery store, the man that says Myeeeeeeees was selling stuff he looks at homer with his clothes all messed up like a hobo, the sellers says Oooooooooooh NO OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOO then homers show the cash and the man says OOOOOOOOOOH YES, it was funny :rofl:

Worst. ____. Ever. - Comic Book Guy

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH - Duff Man

thank you, come again - apu

whoaaaaaaaaaa- Otto

"Um...Homer Simpson, sir." - Smithers

Simpsons expert trivia
 

Alright, I've seen alot of people claiming to be Simpsonmaniacs on these forums, and I maintain that the honour is shared between Penner and I.

Anyway, let's test your REAL Simpson mettle. This'll separate the casual fans from the borderline obsessed.

It's not a good thing, by the way. :$

1. How many brothers does Bleeding Gums Murphy have and what does/do he/they do?

2. How many DuffMen have there been?

3. How many people has Moe killed?

4. What is Selma's full last name?

5. What are the DuffMen's first names?

6. What is Fat Tony's last name?

7. Give me 6 professions that the unfortunate Gil has undertaken since his introduction to the series.

8. What is Jebediah Springfield's official full name?

9. What is Jebediah Springfield's real full name?

10. What are Linguo's arms made of?

11. Ned Flanders is apparently 60 years old. What evidence is given that suggests this is entirely impossible, despite his claims otherwise?

12. In "Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington", what does Marge do that she shouldn't be able to?

13. How many times has Moe died?

14. What is "The Sea Captain"'s real (full) name?

15. What is Maggie's monetary value?

Wow I thought I knew alot about the Simpsons, apparently not, I bow to your geekness :D

Just off the top of my head...

1. How many brothers does Bleeding Gums Murphy have and what does/do he/they do? He has a brother who's some kinda doctor. He used to laugh at the most inappropriate things. (Hibbert)

2. How many DuffMen have there been?

3. How many people has Moe killed?

4. What is Selma's full last name? Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure.

5. What are the DuffMen's first names?

6. What is Fat Tony's last name?

7. Give me 6 professions that the unfortunate Gil has undertaken since his introduction to the series. Computer salesman (how many can I put you down for? Please say a lot!), used-car salesman (not the balloon! I've been sleeping in there!), realtor, shoe salesman, lawyer, ?

8. What is Jebediah Springfield's official full name? Jebediah Obediah Zachariah Springfield (not sure, but it's something like that)

9. What is Jebediah Springfield's real full name? Hans Sprungfeld

10. What are Linguo's arms made of?

11. Ned Flanders is apparently 60 years old. What evidence is given that suggests this is entirely impossible, despite his claims otherwise? His parents were beatniks, which wasn't really a big craze in the '40s.

12. In "Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington", what does Marge do that she shouldn't be able to?

13. How many times has Moe died?

14. What is "The Sea Captain"'s real (full) name? His last name is McCallister, but I don't know his first.

15. What is Maggie's monetary value? The joke answer is "NRA4EVER," and I used to know the real one, but it escapes me now.

1. How many brothers does Bleeding Gums Murphy have and what does/do he/they do?

One that I know of - Dr. Julius Hibbert. At least we're ASSUMING they're brothers anyway, it's never confirmed as much despite the obvious "you're supposed to assume this" nature. Oh, and are you counting any of the Cosbys in there, bearing in mind that was just a fictional storyline for a fictional episode of the same show, and I'm not even sure what the deal there was either..

2. How many DuffMen have there been?

There's been more than one? This is in the newer episodes I've not seen yet, isn't it?

3. How many people has Moe killed?

He killed the original Alfalfa (sp), that much I remember.

4. What is Selma's full last name?

Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure.

5. What are the DuffMen's first names?

Yeah, still can't tell you about Duffmen.

6. What is Fat Tony's last name?

Isn't it Damico or something?

7. Give me 6 professions that the unfortunate Gil has undertaken since his introduction to the series.

Let's see - selling used cars, selling houses, selling and installing cheap computers, selling doorbells and I think I read he was replacing Lionel Hutz as the cheap lawyer, though I've not seen them. Of course, I'm missing one, but still...

8. What is Jebediah Springfield's official full name?

Off the top of my head? Forget it, he has, like, six names, most ending in 'iah'.

9. What is Jebediah Springfield's real full name?

Hans Sprungfeld. Easy enough.

10. What are Linguo's arms made of?

Who?

11. Ned Flanders is apparently 60 years old. What evidence is given that suggests this is entirely impossible, despite his claims otherwise?

Well his being raised by beatniks would surely have meant he was born in the fifties or sixties. Mind you, since the characters never age, in ten or twenty or so years, he'll be able to pass as sixty and be the same age as he is now... I'm confusing myself.

12. In "Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington", what does Marge do that she shouldn't be able to?

Don't know, but Bart shouldn't have been able to get into the Spirit of St. Louis either.

13. How many times has Moe died?

Homer killed him in one Halloween episode, he tried to fake his own death and he's attempted suicide on several occassions, but I'm not giving you a number.

14. What is "The Sea Captain"'s real (full) name?

I think his surname is McAllister (and yet he was one of the "nameless" people Homer read out on his Superbowl bus trip list). His first name? Uhhh, Captain?

15. What is Maggie's monetary value?

Ahhh, again, not something I remember off the top of my head. I think it's one hundred and something dollars and something cents. There's a 7 in there somewhere...

1. How many brothers does Bleeding Gums Murphy have and what does/do he/they do?
Hibbert- Doctor
His "Long Lost" twin brother - Shelbyville Orphanage Owner....
More if you count the Cosbys...

2. How many DuffMen have there been?
???

3. How many people has Moe killed?
???

4. What is Selma's full last name?
???

5. What are the DuffMen's first names?
???

6. What is Fat Tony's last name?
???

7. Give me 6 professions that the unfortunate Gil has undertaken since his introduction to the series.
Shoe Salesman, Realtor, Lawyer, Computer Salesman, Car Salesman, Vaccumme Door to Door salesman

8. What is Jebediah Springfield's official full name?
???

9. What is Jebediah Springfield's real full name?
Hans Sprungfeld

10. What are Linguo's arms made of?
Penciles or Slinkies/Springs?

11. Ned Flanders is apparently 60 years old. What evidence is given that suggests this is entirely impossible, despite his claims otherwise?
Beatnicks....

12. In "Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington", what does Marge do that she shouldn't be able to?
Fly, for she had a fear of flying on a later episode where it is revealed that her father was a flight attendant...

13. How many times has Moe died?
???

14. What is "The Sea Captain"'s real (full) name?
Captian McCallister

15. What is Maggie's monetary value?
700 somthing... It's supposed to be the amount it takes to raise a baby years ago....

Damnit, flying, I can't believe I missed that one. I was thinking was too literally for my own good.

In an early episode they called him William "Fat Tony" Williams, but later on he was called Fat Tony D'Amico, so I guess there are two answers.

I believe Linguo's legs were pencils and his arms were springs

Maggie's price is 847.53
I think the rest of them that I knew have already been answered.

I'm gonna throw out a couple of my own...

What is the phone number to Moe's bar? (this means the actual numbers)

What is the name of the alien chef?

What is Martin's IQ?

What is Lisa's IQ?

Who killed Snowball I?

How old is Hans Moleman?

There have been at least two Duffmen. That I know.

"Duffman? I thought you were dead?"-"Duffman can never die! Only the actors who play him! OH YEAH!!"

Ft Tony = Anthony "Fat Tony" Demico.

1. How many brothers does Bleeding Gums Murphy have and what does/do he/they do? Hbbert- Doctor.
Long lost twin.
Bill Cosby- TV presenter. Other brothers hinted at 'Not another uncle'

2. How many DuffMen have there been?
2.

3. How many people has Moe killed?
One of the 'Rascals' after the rascal nicked Moe's gag

4. What is Selma's full last name?
Selma Bouvier terwilleger Hutz McClure

5. What are the DuffMen's first names?
Larry, Sid

6. What is Fat Tony's last name?
Damico

7. Give me 6 professions that the unfortunate Gil has undertaken since his introduction to the series.
Red Blazer Realty
Used Car Lot
Audit IRS
Salesman at a shoe shop
Lawyer
Salesman for Senor Ding Dong

8. What is Jebediah Springfield's official full name?
Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jenediah Springfield(admitted, a bit of help)

9. What is Jebediah Springfield's real full name?
Hans Sprungfield

10. What are Linguo's arms made of?
Magnet, tennis ball, tinker toy

11. Ned Flanders is apparently 60 years old. What evidence is given that suggests this is entirely impossible, despite his claims otherwise?
His psycharitrist treated him when he was a child, when the doctor was at least 30. 60 years on, the Doctor would be 90-100. He is obviously younger.

12. In "Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington", what does Marge do that she shouldn't be able to?
Sees the Presidents bathroom

13. How many times has Moe died?1

14. What is "The Sea Captain"'s real (full) name?
Horatio McAllister
15. What is Maggie's monetary value? 847.63 dollars

1. How many brothers does Bleeding Gums Murphy have and what does/do he/they do?
3
2. How many DuffMen have there been?
3
3. How many people has Moe killed?
2
4. What is Selma's full last name?
Is she the one married 20 times?
5. What are the DuffMen's first names?
Larry?
6. What is Fat Tony's last name?
its italian
7. Give me 6 professions that the unfortunate Gil has undertaken since his introduction to the series.
Car sales men Lawyer Ding Dong salesmen...
8. What is Jebediah Springfield's official full name?
Bill
9. What is Jebediah Springfield's real full name?
Prirate Jebediah
10. What are Linguo's arms made of?
Tinker toys
11. Ned Flanders is apparently 60 years old. What evidence is given that suggests this is entirely impossible, despite his claims otherwise?
I don't know
12. In "Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington", what does Marge do that she shouldn't be able to?
Let homer act stupid
13. How many times has Moe died?
2 times
14. What is "The Sea Captain"'s real (full) name?
Bill clinton
15. What is Maggie's monetary value?
?4??7

They should take out the episode where lisa think shes getting dumb because there's 2 episodes that make that one false.

Gill worked in the Quick-e-mart as well didn't he?

"Now's gil''s time to clean up...ow my back!"

Or something to that effect.

Is that correct? That would make 2 siblings for Hibbert (Both twins, I think).

This is correct. See the eppisode where homer meets Herb Powell for the first time. Season three.

1. How many brothers does Bleeding Gums Murphy have and what does/do he/they do?
I THINK it's 2. One is Dr Hibbert, a Doctor who laughs innapropriatly, and the other runs the Shelbyville Orphanage?
Also, I seem to remember him mentioning Bill Cosby was a brother.

2. How many DuffMen have there been?
2

3. How many people has Moe killed?
1. It was one of the Little Rascals for stealing Moes "Look in the exahust of a car" gag.

4. What is Selma's full last name?
Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McLure

5. What are the DuffMen's first names?
I can only think of one, Larry

6. What is Fat Tony's last name?
Well,his full name is Anthony "Fat Tony" DeMico

7. Give me 6 professions that the unfortunate Gil has undertaken since his introduction to the series.
Red Blazer Reality (Estate Agent), DoorBell salesman for Senior Ding Dong, Computer Salesman for Coleco, Used Car Salesman, Canyanero Salesman...I think, Shoe Salesman, Kwik-E-Mart Employee

8. What is Jebediah Springfield's official full name?
Jebidiah Zachiria Obidiah....Springfield

9. What is Jebediah Springfield's real full name?
Hans Sprungfeld

10. What are Linguo's arms made of?
Pencils?

11. Ned Flanders is apparently 60 years old. What evidence is given that suggests this is entirely impossible, despite his claims otherwise?
Beatnik parents?...also, his Pscyhiatric Doctor, he sees the same one as a child and adult....Dr Foster I think he was called.

12. In "Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington", what does Marge do that she shouldn't be able to?
Flew on a plane...she has a fear of flying according to a later episode

13. How many times has Moe died?


14. What is "The Sea Captain"'s real (full) name?
......McCallister

15. What is Maggie's monetary value?

2. How many DuffMen have there been?
3

5. What are the DuffMen's first names?
Sid, Larry, and I'm sure theres another one, can't think of it though.
"Duffman can never die, only those who play him. Ooooh YEAH!"

13. How many times has Moe died?
Once, under the knife during his facelift.

14. What is "The Sea Captain"'s real (full) name?
Captain McCallister :?:

15. What is Maggie's monetary value?
$847.63

What are Linguo's arms made of?
I think they made of a broom
I think he is that little robot that told Hommer dad i need legs and he left.

Here's a few:

The bully counselors at Kamp Krusty single out Wendell as a what?

In "Lisa Gets an A," Marge admits to oiling what posession of Lisa's?

When Homer and Bart are left at home while the girls go to the ballet, what do they eat for dinner?

1. troublemaker?

Maybe I should've been more specific. Who was driving the car?

The first two answers are right though (or close enough on the alien thing). Somebody else got Moleman's age right, he's 31.

Oh and Linguo's hands are made of those things, not sure of their actual name, Tinker Toys maybe? Little wheel things that you can stick sticks into and stuff. For bonus points his right hand is a magnet while his left hand has a little white glove.

The Mayor's brother, Clovis.

1. How many brothers does Bleeding Gums Murphy have and what does/do he/they do?
One is Hibbert, and that's his long lost brother. I think he also has a twin and Bill Cosby as one.

2. How many DuffMen have there been?
2.

3. How many people has Moe killed?
He did kill the orphan that was owned by the studio in the production of Little Rascals.

4. What is Selma's full last name?
Selma Terwilliger Hutz McClure

5. What are the DuffMen's first names?
Sid

6. What is Fat Tony's last name?
D'Amico

7. Give me 6 professions that the unfortunate Gil has undertaken since his introduction to the series.
Car Salesman
House Realtor
Computer Salesman
That's all I can think of.

8. What is Jebediah Springfield's official full name?
I think it was Jebediah Zachariah Obediah Zachariah Springfield

9. What is Jebediah Springfield's real full name?
Hans Sprungfeld

10. What are Linguo's arms made of?

11. Ned Flanders is apparently 60 years old. What evidence is given that suggests this is entirely impossible, despite his claims otherwise?
His parents.

12. In "Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington", what does Marge do that she shouldn't be able to?
Flew on a plane?

13. How many times has Moe died?
I don't know.

14. What is "The Sea Captain"'s real (full) name?
I don't know

15. What is Maggie's monetary value?
847.53 or something

I loved when Linguo was correcting the mafia thugs and it sounded like he was talking back to them :D

Louie: They's throwing robots!
Linguo: They are throwing robots.
Legs: He's disrespecting us. Shuttupa you face!
Linguo: Shut up your face!
Legs: Wassamatta you?
Louie: You aint so big.
Legs: Me and him are gonna whack you in the Labonza!
Linguo: Bad... grammar... overload. Error! Error!

:cool:

The hinge on her diary.

Hans is 21 isnt he?

Oops, sorry.

what is Comic Book Guy's real name?

...he has a name? :eek:

Louis Lane.

That was easy. :$

2 or 3? Rremember homer's killer shot him?

No it's not, since it's never been mentioned in the series.

Simpsons triva #3: Chain thread
 

Where do the simpsons live (Where do all the hints point to)?
If you answer post a question.

Does every one not know or not care?

Northern Kentucky

What cincyreds00 said.

Springfield :shifty:

Very clever, Vega. :p

Or Northern Missouri (which is what was mentioned the second time "Behind the Laughter" aired).

But likely Springfield is in Washington state, Groening's old home.

Post a question someone.

Name the players on the softball team Mr.Burns originally wanted to hire. (The team with all the dead players) :shifty:

Favorite Simpsons quotes
 

Post them
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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Homer as Odysseus: "Mmm...this is the next best thing to eatin' Lenny"

Grampa: "I'm like mint jelly, I'm on the lam[b]!"

Sunrise, Sunset, Sunrise, Sunset, Sunrise sunset sunrise sunset sunr...........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

APU: Ahhhhh, the searing hot kiss of lead. How I missed you. (beat) I mean...I think I'm dying.

MILHOUSE: I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over. Then it fell over.

HOMER: That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things, too.

The entire "McDonald's" conversation. Won't reprint the entire thing here.

SQUEAKY-VOICED TEEN: Here's your taco, Mister. Whoops. It fell in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow! Ow! Ow-w-w! Ow-w-w!

And so many more...

also...

Apu: "Oh, you used nylon rope this time! It feels so soft against my skin..."

ftp://ftp.smoovenet.com/pub/lardlad/...getarian17.mp3

I posted the site in the sound thread